America achieves both fame and fortune

Chapter 666 A Shockingly Stinky Ghost

"Stop, we've passed this one. Let's rest for ten minutes."

The studio lights came on, Ridley Scott took off his reading glasses, stood up and stretched a little, while calling out, "Props crew, prepare the potatoes."

Martin arrived at the rest area, took the straw cup Bruce offered, took a sip of water, and asked, "Did Lorraine's photos sell?"

"Twenty thousand dollars. News involving Depp is very valuable." Bruce took a copy of "American Rumors" and handed it to Martin: "It's on the front page."

The front page headline of this newspaper features the clearest photograph Lorraine captured.

Martin glanced at it and thought, "This is a damn smelly photo!"

Bruce said, "What kind of taste does Depp have? He actually found such a weirdo as a girlfriend, and the most outrageous thing is that he even proposed to her."

Martin recalled the incredibly melodramatic TV series from his past life and said, "Depp is no ordinary person."

This couple once portrayed a real-life example of a slut marrying a dog.

Bruce took the newspaper Martin handed him and said, "That's certainly unusual. With such a special girlfriend, isn't Depp worried she might poop on his sheets?"

Martin deliberately asked, "Has Jody done something similar?"

"Don't mention her!" Bruce felt a fear gripped by his pelvic pain. "She's going too far; she actually wanted to propose to me!"

Martin gave a thumbs-up and praised, "That shows you're quite charismatic, Old Brooks."

Bruce shook his head: "Marriage is impossible."

Martin wasn't a good guy either: "Yeah, you can't give up on the Kardashians."

Ridley's assistant then came over and handed Martin a new shooting schedule, saying, "Starting next week, the crew will be heading to the wilderness of southwestern California to shoot location scenes for about a week to ten days. Please make the necessary arrangements."

Martin glanced through the list and said, "I'm fine on my end."

The assistant went out to make another phone call. Currently, only Martin is being filmed, but starting from the location shooting, other actors, including Jessica Chastain, will gradually join the filming.

After a short break, the crew resumed filming. Martin planted potatoes and ate them, displaying his optimistic spirit.

Meanwhile, photos of Depp's new girlfriend in "American Rumors" caused a huge uproar across the United States. No one expected that a Hollywood actress would do such a vulgar thing in public.

This is the first time in Hollywood's nearly 100-year history.

However, Amber Heard's name spread throughout the United States instantly, and that smelly photo also traveled all over the world via the Internet.

Even though North American movie fans generally don't interfere with celebrities' private lives, a large number of Depp's fans still gathered outside the Disney studio, demanding that Depp dump Amber Heard.

The online public opinion was overwhelmingly negative.

"That disgusting woman is no match for our captain!"

"Get her out of here!"

"I can't imagine if Depp married her, would she be sitting in her own backyard...?"

But Johnny Depp never follows the usual path; the captain is always a crazy captain, and with normal thinking, you can never imagine what Depp will do.

At the height of the uproar, Depp booked the entire open-air studio at Disney Studios, having a professional company urgently set up preparations to propose to Amber Heard.

The news quickly reached Martin's ears, and he immediately called Leonardo and Nicholson. Unfortunately, Leonardo was in New York filming "The Wolf of Wall Street," and only Nicholson came.

When I left work today, there were hardly any people leaving the entire Disney studio; instead, they all gathered at the outdoor film set.

Martin and Nicholson, along with most of the cast and crew of "The Martian," came over.

The habit of watching the drama unfold is universal.

Especially the leading lady tonight, who did something outrageous and disgusting at the film studio just a few days ago.

Jerry Bruckheimer, a seasoned producer, had chosen the location well in advance, allowing the crew to set up cameras and prepare to film Depp's proposal scene for use in the promotion and marketing of "The Lone Ranger".

As darkness fell and the lights came on, the entire venue was filled with a romantic atmosphere.

Amber Heard was pushed to the center of the court by Depp's group of followers.

Depp, dressed in a suit and wearing a top hat, walked over slowly.

Martin stood on a high platform in the open-air film set and said, "The princess and the prince lived happily ever after."

Nicholson said, "These two are like that; when things are going well, you'll be the envy of everyone, and when things are going badly, they could blow up the earth."

Martin asked curiously, "How do you know that so well?"

Nicholson said coldly, "Because I've had a similar experience."

"Yes!" Martin nodded slowly. "You were an even bigger jerk than Depp when you were young."

Lorraine rushed over and saw Depp kneeling in front of Amber Heard, saying, "How romantic."

Nicholson held out his hand: "Did you bring the things?"

Lorraine opened the black handbag she was carrying, took out an electronic megaphone, and handed it to her father.

Nicholson flipped on the switch, raised the electronic megaphone, and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Go shit! Go shit!"

In that instant, the entire venue fell silent, and hundreds of people turned their gazes toward the platform.

Even Martin's thick skin couldn't hold out; the moment Nicholson raised the megaphone, he shouted that Lorraine had retreated.

This moment, which should have been incredibly romantic, was reduced to nothing more than Nicholson's shouts.

"Go for it, poop!"

The old bastard shouted while waving his arms, signaling the people around him to shout along with him.

Those who enjoy watching a spectacle never shy away from making things worse, and one by one, more and more people joined in the shouting.

Soon, the shouts from the open-air film set were unified.

"Go for it, poop!"

Amber Heard looked very upset and was about to turn away when Depp reached out and grabbed her.

This ultimate Casanova, Hollywood's number one love-struck fool, declared passionately, "No matter what others say or do, I will marry you, I definitely will!"

At that moment, Amber was genuinely moved and said, "I did something so shameful."

Depp's thought process is different from most people's; he loudly proclaimed, "Even if you poop on my bed, I'll still marry you!"

He grabbed Amber's hand and pulled out an enormous diamond ring: "Marry me!"

Under the lights, the enormous diamond ring glittered, dazzling Amber Heard. Overwhelmed with admiration and genuine emotion, she slowly nodded: "I do."

Depp's cronies lit fireworks to create a festive atmosphere.

But no matter what, nothing can compare to the incredible romance that Nicholson brought.

Nicholson led the hundreds of people in a thunderous roar of blessings, filling the set with a uniquely romantic atmosphere.

Depp and Amber Heard are gone.

As the main character left, the onlookers gradually dispersed.

Nicholson handed the electronic megaphone to Lorraine, still looking like he hadn't had enough, and said to Martin as they walked, "I didn't expect them to be so resilient. They actually proposed amidst all the shouts from the crowd."

Martin gave him a thumbs up: "I didn't expect you to make such a big splash."

Nicholson patted Martin on the shoulder: "As a veteran in the industry, the number one actor, I'm doing a good deed, saving Johnny Depp. That woman definitely has mental problems; she can't escape my eyes!"

An idiot is easier to spot an idiot, so Martin trusted Nicholson's judgment.

But the idea that Nicholson could save Depp is pure nonsense.

That old bastard, he's just waiting to see Depp make a fool of himself.

Martin pondered for a moment and said, "Why do I feel like you're planting a time bomb? Right now, Depp is obsessed with Amber Heard and is a total love-struck fool, but what will he feel when the passion fades and he thinks about this?"

Nicholson said, "I'll cheer him on for breaking up!"

He said earnestly, "Originally, Leo and I were going to say those words for you, but so much time has passed and we haven't had the chance. Elizabeth is a good girl, and we've gotten to know her well. Even if you two break up, Leo and I still can't bring ourselves to say them. We can only give them to Depp for free."

Martin said, "I'll find someone to tell Depp another day so he can come and thank you in person."

A tall, thin man caught up from behind and said, "Jack, wait!"

Martin and Nicholson turned around and found it was Jerry Bruckheimer.

Jerry nodded to Martin and said to Nicholson, "You're still as mischievous as ever."

Nicholson, who was much more senior than him, laughed and said, "I'm too old for that. It's not easy for me to find something to have fun with."

Jerry pointed to the outdoor film set: "Depp's proposal was originally a great publicity and marketing material, but with you leading the charge like this, everything I filmed is useless. Releasing it will only make Depp a laughing stock across America."

Nicholson said, "I'm doing this to prevent you from falling into an even bigger pit."

Jerry shrugged helplessly, then left without saying anything more.

The further Martin and Nicholson walked, the fewer people they encountered.

Not long after, Bruce pulled up beside them in an electric scooter.

Once in the car, Lorraine said, "It's a pity it's not an exclusive; today's news won't fetch a good price."

Bruce said, "I have some top-secret news for you. Ryan Reynolds and Abby Cornish are living together secretly, and it'll probably be public soon. You can take pictures of them and sell them before Warner Bros. makes it public. The Green Lantern publicity campaign is really strong right now."

Lorraine said, "I'll go stake out there tonight!"

"Warner Bros. and DC's big-budget 'Green Lantern' is coming out soon." Martin recalls the film's release date is mid-June: "I wonder if it'll be a box office hit!"

Nicholson suddenly laughed: "I've seen the trailer. Based on my decades of experience in the industry, that movie is more likely to flop. The CGI is indeed stunning, but it's way too stunning!"

Martin chimed in, "I trust your judgment!"

Bruce then interjected, "Thomas just called and said that Bryan Singer, the director of 'Jack the Giant Slayer,' is in the hospital."

(End of this chapter)