Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 268 Actually, I'm a traditional person

Faced with Tsunade's powerful lock-on technique, Aokiji had to use all his strength to finally push her away.

???

That's just how people are; the more unattainable something is, the more they want it.

Tsunade got excited and continued.

Aokiji pushed it away.

Tsunade continues.

Aokiji repeated his previous actions, appearing as a loyal and virtuous woman, determined to resist to the death.

After the two of them tugged at each other several times, Tsunade realized something was wrong.

At first, I thought the other party was playing hard to get, but later I found out that Aokiji really didn't seem to have any such thoughts.

This made Tsunade wonder if there was something wrong with her charm, or if Aokiji had something wrong with his brain.

Clearly, Tsunade was more inclined to believe the problem lay with Aokiji than with herself: "Hey, I mean, did you get your brain squeezed?"

Aokiji did not deny it: "I think so too."

Tsunade couldn't understand him: "This isn't like you."

Aokiji let out a long sigh.

With the other side taking such the initiative, it would be pure self-deception to say that I have no intention of pursuing them.

His initial feelings of regret were instinctive, but his subsequent calmness stemmed from rationality.

He was genuinely afraid of getting pregnant directly from the act.

There are countless examples of people who conceived on the first try and then got pregnant.

Moreover, Aokiji would be willing to guarantee that if he did something like this, he would get hooked and probably do it more than once.

From this perspective, the probability of getting pregnant is actually quite high.

Tsunade is currently being targeted by Madara Uchiha, and it's estimated that he'll want to kill her soon.

If Tsunade were to become pregnant, it would undoubtedly send a signal that she could be taken advantage of.

Moreover, doing something like this will not only put Tsunade under a debuff, but Aokiji himself will probably also be affected to some extent.

After all, this is quite a time-consuming task.

After much thought, I can only accept this as a mere gesture under the willow tree.

Aokiji's gentlemanly demeanor only made him more incomprehensible to Tsunade. Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she covered her mouth with both hands and said, "Could it be that my punch just now made you stupid?"

"No, my brain is perfectly fine."

Aokiji shook his head, thinking about how to get the other party to accept it.

Tsunade looked incredulous: "That's what lunatics say."

"..."

Seeing Aokiji's hesitant expression, Tsunade couldn't help but start to suspect something in that direction: "Hey, I mean... you don't actually have that kind of problem, do you...?"

Aokiji let out a "ha!"

"If you don't mind, actually..." Tsunade blushed slightly and gritted her teeth, "I can examine you now."

"..."

"I know that this is something that is indeed difficult for men to talk about."

"But this kind of thing can't be delayed. The longer it's delayed, the more likely the condition will worsen. Even if you don't believe me, you should still believe in my medical skills."

Perhaps fearing that Aokiji might misunderstand, she added, "Don't misunderstand, I've never had that kind of surgery, but I can study you slowly to find the root cause of the problem."

"My male function in that area is perfectly normal." Aokiji looked speechless.

"Everyone who gets this disease says that." As a doctor, Tsunade often overhears doctors gossiping in the hospital.

"I'm really not sick."

You are sick, and you are seriously sick.

"Normally, if you heard something like this, you would have pounced on me. Why are you pretending to be such a gentleman from afar?"

sweat……

So, in your eyes, I'm a gentleman and I'm just crazy...? Aokiji was speechless, but upon reflection, it really was true.

"You might not believe it, but I'm actually a pretty traditional person..." he explained.

Tsunade was taken aback: "A traditional person?"

"Don't let my usual demeanor fool you, I don't advocate for premarital sex."

"Get lost, stop talking nonsense with me."

Tsunade doesn't believe him at all. She knows Aokiji's personality better than anyone else.

Aokiji: ...

Well, actually, even he himself doesn't believe what he's saying.

It's normal for Tsunade, who knows him better than anyone else, to react this way.

Aokiji sighed deeply, then dropped the pretense and laid his cards on the table: "Actually, I have my reasons..."

Tsunade laughed as if she'd heard the funniest joke in the world: "We've been completely honest with each other, and you, you 'idiot,' are trying to act like a gentleman with your excuses? It's hilarious!"

"..."

"So you're feeling wronged doing this kind of thing with me, huh?"

Aokiji was reluctant to take things further with her, which made Tsunade angrier. She had already taken such the initiative, and this guy was still playing hard to get. Wasn't he being a little too shameless?

Aokiji opened his eyes briefly: "Actually, I'm afraid you'll die..."

"ha?"

Upon hearing this, Tsunade was momentarily stunned, but that's understandable, since anyone would be confused upon hearing something like that.

Aokiji, fearing he might be joking, added in a serious tone, "I'm not joking."

"Where are you poisoned?"

Aokiji: "..."

Tsunade retorted, "Even if you want to lie, please come up with a plausible lie."

Aokiji glanced at him, but didn't refute him. He spoke in a deep voice, "Uchiha Madara..."

Tsunade was taken aback: "Huh?"

"There's someone who wants to kill you, and that person is Uchiha Madara."

Tsunade scratched her long hair that had fallen down: "No, my mind is a bit confused. What you're saying is completely nonsensical."

It's normal that you don't understand.

Aokiji nodded in understanding.

Hearing such words suddenly would leave anyone bewildered.

Tsunade looked completely bewildered: "Putting aside the question of why Madara Uchiha wanted to kill me, what does this have to do with you and me?"

"Of course there is." Aokiji held up two fingers and slowly analyzed, "First, you might be pregnant. Second, after what happened between us, given my personality, I probably won't be as diligent in my training as I am now. Even if I wanted to, my body probably wouldn't allow it. Either way, that old man would see an opportunity."

"Your body won't allow it?"

"This kind of thing seems to be quite harmful to the body..."

Tsunade:……

Then, Aokiji gave another analysis of why Madara Uchi wanted to kill her.

Unfortunately, no matter how serious Aokiji was, Tsunade simply didn't believe him; it was utterly absurd to her.

"I always thought you had a victim complex, and now it seems like it's true."

Aokiji said very seriously, "I'm not joking."

"Alright, alright, it's really impressive that you were able to come up with such a reason in such a short time."

Tsunade patted Aokiji on the shoulder.

Aokiji: ...

"Alright, alright, it's getting late, go wash up and go to bed." Tsunade pretended to yawn. "Since you really have no feelings for me, just consider it wishful thinking on my part."

Aokiji: ...

Tsunade gave them the order to leave: "What are you all standing there for? Get back to your doghouse!"

Aokiji shook his head: "I'm not leaving."

"Not leaving?"

"Yes, I want to sleep with you."

Tsunade let out a soft "Huh?" and asked, "What's wrong with you now?"

"Just pretend I've lost my mind."

Aokiji thought so too.

Tsunade offered herself up, and I didn't do it. It's insane to think about.

If this were in a novel, it would definitely get a torrent of criticism from readers, to the point that even its own mother wouldn't recognize it.

Actually, thinking about it carefully, Tsunade and I aren't even 18 yet...

Aokiji found a reason to comfort himself, then shook his head, trying not to think about these messy things.

He got out of bed and went to turn off the light.

"Why did you turn off the light?" Tsunade didn't understand what he was doing.

"sleep."

Even in complete darkness, Aokiji's keen senses allowed him to pinpoint Tsunade's approximate location. He walked straight towards her, pounced on her, and rolled onto the bedsheets.

Tsunade was completely bewildered by his antics.

It's so dark I can't see anything, but then I thought, this doesn't seem so bad.

Despite how proactive she seemed earlier, she was actually quite embarrassed about doing this kind of thing.

In the darkness, Aokiji groped around for a bit, lifted the blanket, threw Tsunade in first, and then followed closely behind, crawling into the blankets himself.

Tsunade: ? ? ?

"Go to sleep." Aokiji put on the lid.

Tsunade was a little confused: "Wait, didn't you say you were going to sleep with me?"

"Yeah, what else did you think?" Aokiji's tone was inexplicable.

Tsunade:……

After a long pause, Tsunade spoke up, calling Aokiji a "lunatic," and then turned her back as if she were having a fight, pulling the blanket over herself, looking like the couple was having a falling out.

The room was pitch black; you could hear a pin drop. After a few minutes, Aokiji whispered, "Asleep?"

"He's dead."

Tsunade, with her back turned, replied irritably.

Aokiji sighed softly.

This tone suggests she's planning to ignore me for the entire night.

"You weren't asleep, were you?"

A voice asking a question drifted from behind.

"..."

(End of this chapter)