Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 269 Where is it dirty?

Aokiji didn't respond, and Tsunade took it as tacit agreement: "You really don't plan to work with me? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

No matter how much he said, Tsunade probably wouldn't understand. Aokiji turned around, all the words he wanted to say condensed into one sentence: "I just didn't want to lose you..."

After saying that, Aokiji rubbed against him without any evil intentions and slowly closed his eyes.

"Hmph, you'll regret this..."

Tsunade embraced Aokiji with both hands.

Smelling the milky aroma, Aokiji muttered, "I already regret it..."

After saying that, he slowly closed his eyes and gradually fell asleep.

The next day.

The first thing Aokiji saw when he woke up was a patch of white, fleshy skin.

Tsunade lay before him, her eyes closed, her nose twitching slightly, her curly eyelashes fluttering gently, and faint breaths escaping from her lips.

He woke up to find his beloved right in front of him, her fair arms lying across his neck. He looked at her pretty face, smelled her fragrance, and listened to her murmurs.

As Aokiji lay there, he quietly gazed at the sleeping face and couldn't help but marvel at how this was truly the most beautiful scene in human life.

It was the first time Aokiji had ever seen Tsunade sleeping, and he found it quite amusing, so he stayed in bed to avoid waking her.

At this moment, some murmurs escaped from Tsunade's delicate little mouth.

Hehe...

Are you talking in your sleep? Let me hear what you're saying...

Aokiji's eyes were filled with a teasing smile as he listened with great interest.

At first, Tsunade's sleep talking was relatively normal; it sounded like she was talking to herself.

However, as the conversation progressed, Aokiji became increasingly strange, especially after saying the following sentence.

"What?"

"Where is it dirty?"

You said you didn't mind.

I'm talking about your mouth.

"Hey, you idiot."

???

Aokiji: ...

"Damn it, you weren't just reckless. You bumped into me!"

What disgusting and inhuman words these are!

Aokiji couldn't stand such vulgarity any longer, so he coughed twice to tell the lecherous man to stop.

The two coughs quickly took effect.

Tsunade remained silent at first.

Immediately following this was her slight furrowing of her brows and the tip of her nose, as if expressing her displeasure at the cough that had interrupted her sweet dream.

Finally, she slowly opened her eyes, and the man who came into view was exactly the same man in her dream.

Their eyes met, and Tsunade seemed to realize something. Her pupils suddenly widened, and her cheeks flushed red: "You didn't hear anything strange just now, did you?"

"no."

Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief.

Aokiji assured him, "I absolutely did not hear any words like 'lick' or 'talk back'."

Tsunade was taken aback.

it's over...

This is completely over.

She felt that her identity as a lecherous man had been confirmed.

Thinking of this, Tsunade glanced sideways, her eyes revealing murderous intent.

Aokiji: ? ? ?

"Ora~~"

Caught off guard, Aokiji couldn't dodge in time and was punched so hard he was thrown off the bed and rolled several times on the floor.

Aokiji scrambled to his feet and saw that the culprit was emanating a crimson aura.

Perhaps because his mind was somewhat clouded by the blow, Aokiji saw the red aura emanating from behind Tsunade gradually materializing and taking on a humanoid form.

Aokiji shook his head and blinked. In the hazy vision, the crimson figure gradually became clear.

It was a creature with a strange human form.

The knees, ankles, and wrists are covered in silver armor, while the shoulder and waist armor is white with red and white intersecting lines on the outside.

If you look closely, there's another face on the forehead that looks exactly like the real face, giving the impression that a face is embedded in the face.

Could this be...?

King of Crimson?

"Forget it, forget it now."

Tsunade closed in and unleashed a barrage of punches: "Ninja Art: Great Memory Erasure Technique".

After being brutally beaten by Tsunade, Aokiji seemed to have been affected by the Crimson King's power, and his memories were completely erased.

………………

Under the healing and protection of Tsunade's Sage Art, it felt as if a knife was placed over his neck, asking him if he dared to do it again.

Aokiji feigned ignorance, saying, "It hurts! What happened to me?"

"Darling, you tripped and fell when you got out of bed." Tsunade's eyes were full of tenderness. "I'm treating you now."

Forced by his intimidation, Aokiji could only lie and say, "Seriously, Tsunade, you're really gentle..."

Tsunade replied without any hesitation, "You're welcome, it's what I should do..."

Aokiji: ...

"Okay, looks like you're recovering quickly..."

Tsunade patted Aokiji's body, somewhat surprised by the Jinchuriki's physical abilities, then stood up and turned to leave.

"where you go?"

"I'll get you something."

Tsunade remembered the corpse demon kissing picture she had gotten from her grandmother yesterday.

Aokiji was taken aback, but Tsunade didn't keep him in doubt for long. She returned quickly, and with something else in her hand.

Aokiji noticed that what she was holding looked like a scroll and asked curiously, "What is this?"

Tsunade didn't keep him in suspense and told him directly: "Ninja Art: Corpse Demon Kiss".

Ghouls kissing?

Aokiji looked puzzled; the name sounded like an unorthodox ninjutsu.

He asked, "What kind of ninjutsu is this?"

After a moment's thought, Tsunade said, based on what she knew, "You can absorb the other person's chakra through kissing; the difficulty level is around A."

Aokiji was dumbfounded.

What kind of bizarre ninjutsu is this?

It's hard to imagine what kind of person the developer is.

Aokiji looked at her strangely.

Tsunade felt uncomfortable being stared at: "Why are you looking at me like a pervert?"

Learning from Tsunade's experience, Aokiji sighed, "Tsunade, if you want a kiss, just say so. No need for all this beating around the bush. If you want, I'll always make it easy for you to kiss me."

If such a ninjutsu truly existed, Aokiji would have no choice but to practice on Tsunade.

Tsunade stomped her foot and said, "Who's lying to you? This is how this ninjutsu works. See for yourself if you don't believe me."

Aokiji took the scroll with some skepticism, unfolded it, and quickly glanced through it, only to find that it was indeed true.

At the same time, he remembered that Tsunade had specifically recalled this kind of thing to him.

If that's the case, then this corpse demon kissing is a real ninjutsu?

"Tsunade, why do you have this kind of ninjutsu?"

"You're asking me? I'd like to ask you the same thing," Tsunade grumbled. "Who developed this ninjutsu? Does that mean I'll have to be kissed by you every single day...?"

That's not right, I think you'd be thrilled with this... Aokiji: (ω)

"What kind of look is that?"

"It's nothing. I'll need your help with my ninjutsu training from now on."

After much consideration, Aokiji decided not to be ungrateful for his good fortune, fearing he might get beaten up.

Tsunade:……

Aokiji clutched his stomach: "Tsunade, go cook, my stomach's rumbling."

Tsunade said haughtily, "I don't have time. Make it yourself."

Aokiji replied, "Okay then, what do you want to eat?"

"Tender chicken."

"Eating this kind of thing first thing in the morning seems like a lot of trouble."

"I want to eat this."

"Okay, okay..."

Even if it was unreasonable, Aokiji had no choice but to comply. Just as he was about to go cook, the doorbell rang, indicating that someone was looking for them.

"Who is it, knocking on the door so early in the morning?"

"How should I know? Aokiji, go open the door." Tsunade plopped down on the sofa, crossed her legs, and gestured for Aokiji to do the work, seemingly still holding a grudge about what happened yesterday.

Aokiji reluctantly went to open the door, and there stood an old woman with white hair.

Aokiji was surprised; "Grandma Mito."

After saying that, he turned his gaze to the little boy next to Mito and called out his name: "Nawaki..."

Rope Tree turned his face away.

"Did I disturb you?"

Aokiji shook his head: "No, we just got up too."

As they were talking, Tsunade's voice drifted from behind, asking who it was.

Aokiji turned around, called out, and informed the other party of the information.

Upon hearing this, Tsunade rushed over, looking at Mito in surprise, and asked, "Grandma, what brings you here?"

"Can't I come to see my granddaughter?" Mito said with a smile.

"Ah, no, that's not true." Tsunade said, then quickly ushered Mito into the house.

Mito nodded and led Nawaki into the house.

Tsunade nudged Aokiji's waist with her elbow: "Hurry up and pour some tea."

Upon hearing this, Aokiji quickly got to work.

While pouring tea, Mito asked about what happened last night, making Tsunade very embarrassed.

"Grandma, what are you talking about? We didn't do anything last night."

Mito didn't believe it, but she didn't press the matter further.

It's normal for girls to feel shy after experiencing something like this; it's best to just keep it to yourself.

Suddenly, she noticed a large hole in the wall and was taken aback. It seemed that this had happened not long ago.

"What is this hole?"

Mentioning this cave reminded Tsunade of the scene where she died in society, her face flushed, and she dared not remain silent.

Seeing that she was so shy that she seemed to want to crawl into a hole, Mito couldn't help but think the wrong thing. He found it hard to imagine what kind of scene his granddaughter and Aokiji had been like last night.

Mito's usually warm and friendly face twitched involuntarily: "You young people had quite the fun last night..."

"It's not what you think, Grandma..."

(End of this chapter)