Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 1 has a somewhat abstract art style.

[Abandoning personal integrity and indulging in a life of immorality—Lu Xian]

The dark forest was filled with the smell of decaying leaves.

"The bloodstains are moving forward!"

"They shouldn't be far away..."

"Quick, after them!"

Whoosh whoosh—

Six or seven blurry figures dressed in black night clothes, using the moonlight, moved swiftly like leaping stars, disappearing into the distance into the forest ahead.

A cool night breeze rustled through the woods, the lush vegetation whispering through the fallen leaves.

Five or six minutes passed before a head cautiously peeked out from behind an old tree to observe the situation.

"They probably won't suddenly pull a surprise attack, will they?"

"What the hell are these people? Their Tarzan-like agility... could they be legendary martial arts masters...?"

The one muttering to himself was a boy who looked to be only sixteen or seventeen years old.

The boy had short, 3/7 hair, a handsome face, and a tall, well-proportioned figure. He was wearing a pure black sports hoodie.

In the dark, dense forest at night, it would be almost impossible to spot the boy without careful observation.

It was thanks to this layer of black camouflage, and by carefully hiding behind a thick old tree, that the boy was able to avoid being discovered by the group of 'martial arts masters' he had just met.

"They seem to be chasing someone. Oh well, it's none of my business anyway. I'd better stay away from them to avoid getting kicked in the back..."

The crisis is over.

Lu Xian patted his behind and walked out from behind the old tree, pondering to himself.

He remembered that when he was crossing the road after school, a dump truck suddenly came, and he had no recollection of what happened after that.

"What did you bring me here for?"

Lu Xian was somewhat bewildered by his current situation.

This strange place is filled with trees that are so large that it would take at least seven or eight people to encircle them, and they have been growing for countless years.

Am I still on Earth?

Are there trees this big on Earth?

You can't find a place like this even in the Amazon rainforest!

Lu Xian hesitated.

Suddenly arriving in this place from a main road...

He wondered if he had time-traveled, perhaps even in a rare way...

"Show yourself, little one!"

[Abstract System: I'm here!]

[Do you want to claim the newcomer abstract gift pack?]

Holy crap!

Lu Xian was stunned. He really had transmigrated. He had just casually called out a name and found out he actually had a system. What kind of world had he been transported to?

This system seems a bit cheeky!

"Who are you……"

A somewhat weak female voice suddenly rang out from not far behind.

Lu Xian was startled.

This dark, dense forest was so tall that the weeds were almost waist-high. The dampness in the forest, along with the occasional chilly night wind, made people shiver.

It was pitch black all around, even more terrifying than the cemetery at night in my previous life.

Lu Xian wasn't a fisherman; he was timid and had a slight fear of ghosts...

cough--

Actually, if it's a female ghost, it's not impossible.

Claim your abstract gift pack as a new user.

Lu Xian silently recited the words to himself, while carefully parting the weeds and making his way towards the place where the sound had come from.

Little female ghost, watch me put a sack over my head, I need your help in my cultivation!

[Newcomer Abstract Gift Pack Successfully Claimed]

[Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Martial Soul: Abstract Qi]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained level 20 of innate full soul power]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained two concept-type soul ring skills that are over a million years old.]

Lu Xian's body trembled, and a warm current spread from his lower abdomen to his limbs and bones. In just a moment, he felt that his body had undergone obvious changes, as if he had experienced a rebirth.

He could clearly sense that his physical fitness had improved significantly, most notably in his fists, which were now full of power.

Got it!

My stomach suddenly started cramping!

I kind of want to give it a shout-out!

No paper!

Lu Xian's face darkened, he clenched his buttocks, and quickened his pace.

With both hands, she quickly pushed aside the last bit of weeds blocking her way, and behind an old tree, a slender figure, also dressed in black, appeared.

She was wearing a tight leather outfit and was pale as she crouched behind an old tree, her eyes warily fixed on Lu Xian, the stranger who was approaching.

"Young lady, don't you know that suddenly speaking in this kind of environment can easily scare someone to death!"

The girl frowned and replied coldly, "Didn't you ask me to show myself?"

Lu Xian was taken aback, and so was the girl. They both realized at that moment that something had gone wrong...

A moment of silence ensued.

To ease the awkwardness...

Okay, Lu Xian actually wanted to borrow some paper...

"Hey girl, what are you doing squatting here all alone so late at night?"

What do you think?

The girl was speechless. This person had just been hiding from her sister, and he was easily startled and liked to talk to himself. He didn't seem very bright, so he probably wasn't an enemy.

"What do I think?"

Lu Xian used the moonlight to examine the girl. The torn leather clothes on her body revealed raw, peeling flesh from the wounds. In particular, there was a finger-thick hole on her right shoulder, as if it had been pierced through from both ends. It was a shocking sight, and blood was constantly oozing out, unstoppable.

If I had suffered that kind of injury, I would definitely be howling.

But she merely furrowed her delicate, willow-leaf eyebrows.

He still has the energy and inclination to talk to himself in a calm and collected manner.

It's ruthless!

Lu Xian's eyes lit up. "I understand!"

"You squat here..."

"You're here to take a dump, aren't you?!"

"Do you have any paper? I need it urgently!"

"..."

A night breeze blew by, rustling the fallen leaves.

The girl seemed to have temporarily forgotten the pain of her wound; her brows relaxed, and she looked somewhat astonished.

A moment later, her lips twitched, and her eyes looked strange.

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"No?"

"Why didn't you say so earlier!"

Why didn't you say so sooner!

Lu Xian got a little anxious, covered his buttocks with one hand, glanced around, grabbed a few of the larger-looking leaves, and hurriedly ran away.

Girl: ...

"Hey! That leaf is poisonous and very spicy!"

The girl's voice carrying her reminder came from afar.

"Grass!"

Lu Xian's cursing voice rang out...

After running several dozen meters, Lu Xian couldn't hold back any longer. Behind a big tree, he pulled down his pants and started throwing cannonballs, letting out a comfortable groan.

I finally have time to think about other things.

"Damn it, I never thought a dump truck would come to do my Douluo Continent work!"

"What the hell?! These are fantastical floor tiles!"

"It seems like there's no future in this!"

"Thank you so much, dump truck!"

Lu Xian complained a couple of times, then checked his martial soul and soul skills, his expression immediately becoming a bit strange.

Martial Soul: Abstract Qi

It can transform into any form of ethereal or real Qi!

First Soul Skill: Invincible Me!

After use, the background music "Invincible" will play. During the duration of "Invincible", you will be absolutely invincible and cannot be damaged by any form of attack. You can use this soul skill a maximum of 10 times a day, and it will refresh at 0:00 every day.

For each additional soul ring, the number of times this soul skill can be used that day increases by 10. When you have six soul rings, you can unlock a new background music, "Havoc in the Sea"!

"I'm currently a second-ring Grand Soul Master, which means I can use my first Soul Skill 20 times a day. 'Invincible' seems to be the song sung by Brother Chao in The Mermaid. The song lasts about a minute and a half from beginning to end..."

"Holy shit!"

"If you add it all up, that's at least 30 minutes of invincibility!"

That guy who comes with his own background music when he enters the room, oh my god!

I, Lu Xian, hereby retract my earlier assessment that this project has no future!

Lu Xian continued to look at the second soul skill.

Second Soul Skill: 100% chance of being caught by a blade barehanded!

You need to transform your martial spirit into a bladed form. After using this spirit skill, you can designate a target within a 100-meter range and force the target to slide and kneel in front of you to catch the blade with your bare hands. Those who cannot catch the blade with their bare hands will be instantly killed.

Once a Soul Skill is successfully activated, the Martial Soul cannot be destroyed for 10 seconds.

For each additional spirit ring a user acquires, the range of their second spirit skill increases by 100 meters, and the duration of their indestructible spirit effect increases by 10 seconds.

"That's an amazing control skill!"

Lu Xian's eyes lit up.

From now on, anyone who wants to fight him will have to kneel before him when they meet him!

Even a powerful expert at the Title Douluo level could not easily destroy his martial soul.

He should kneel for 10 seconds to start, no, he's a second-ring Soul Master now, so he should kneel for 20 seconds to start!

If his martial spirit cannot be destroyed, he will probably have to kneel until he dies. If he encounters someone whose arms are not long enough to catch a blade, he will be killed in one strike!

"Is this the power of a million-year concept spirit ring skill?!"

The art style of the two soul skills is a bit abstract, but they're undeniably cool!

Looking at it this way, the Douluo world doesn't seem to be as simple as it seems.

I, Lu Xian, will raise the ceiling of the entire Douluo world with my own strength!

These are truly Thai pants!

And these aren't even the most outrageous ones.

Lu Xian learned from the abstract system that every time he breaks through a major level, he will no longer need to hunt soul beasts, but will automatically generate a concept soul ring skill that is over a million years old.

When he is granted his title, none of his spirit rings will be less than a million years old.

Even more overpowered than Huo Qubing in Dou Di Zhu Er!

Dump truck, I misunderstood you!

Thank you, Taro!

"very good!"

"So now the question is!"

"What am I supposed to use to wipe my butt?!"

"urgent!!!"

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Author's Note: If you haven't heard of "Invincible," you can search for the music to enhance your immersion in the book. Attentive readers will notice that this is a lighthearted, fun novel full of references and jokes. There are more than ten references in the first chapter alone, so it could be considered a pseudo-invincible story. The author's writing skills are limited, and I can't write anything too profound. As long as it's easy to read and entertaining, that's enough. The first ten or so chapters might include some detailed explanations of the settings, but I won't go into padding later on. Feel free to follow along.

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