Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 2▄█〓█(╯(●Д●)シ

"Damn it..."

"I've been tricked!"

"She's seriously injured, she couldn't have gone far! She should be nearby. Split up and search carefully!"

In the distance, a series of sounds drifted from the woods on the wind, followed by the rustling of footsteps crunching through fallen leaves.

Getting closer.

Lu Xian, who was throwing cannonballs with his butt sticking out: ...

Got it!

Why are you back?

I don't want anyone to see me spewing water everywhere!

"Where can I find paper!"

Please...

Don't come any closer!

Lu Xian's face turned a little green. This was no different from taking a big dump on the street!

"They can't find me...they can't find me..."

"As long as I don't move, you won't be able to find me..."

"May Guanyin Bodhisattva and Buddha protect us..."

Lu Xian has started to believe in Buddhism.

There are still people in the world I care about, and I really don't want to die!

"What smells so bad?"

"I smell it too, it smells like pig manure!"

"This is the border between two great empires, and we're already close to the outer edge of the Star Dou Great Forest. It's not impossible for soul beasts to come here."

"There might be a spirit beast nearby, everyone be careful!"

"You three go and investigate!"

The voices grew closer.

Lu Xian: ...

You're the pig, your whole family are pigs!

Believing in Buddhism really doesn't work...

tension!

Her little hands trembled as she gripped the hem of her clothes tightly.

Huh?

Clothes can be used to wipe your butt, you know!

Lu Xian clutched the hem of his coat, his eyes lighting up. He hurriedly and hastily took off his coat at the fastest speed he had ever done.

Friction, friction...

The bushes about ten meters ahead were suddenly parted at that moment.

One figure... two... three...

The three figures dressed in black bodysuits froze at the same time.

The three people: ...

Lu Xian, still wiping his bottom: ...

Lu Xian: I'll kill you all!!!

Four pairs of eyes locked for a moment, and an eerie atmosphere spread across the room.

"A discovery!"

One of the men in black remained calm and, upon realizing what was happening, suddenly shouted.

Lu Xian was startled and called for people to come and watch me wipe my butt. "Do you guys have some serious illness?"

He quickly threw off his washed-up tracksuit jacket and hurriedly pulled up his pants.

Whoosh whoosh—

In an instant, four or five more figures landed around.

A figure in the middle, wearing a black mask that covered the lower half of her face, was tall and slender, dressed in a black tight leather outfit that perfectly accentuated her curvaceous figure. She seemed to be the leader of these people.

The masked woman's sharp gaze swept across the area, and she frowned when she saw the lump of "Oli Gei" (a type of fried dough) at the foot of the tree.

"Who are you, and what are you doing here!" the masked woman asked coldly.

"My name is Tang San, and I live in Holy Soul Village. If I told you that I actually came here to take a dump and you just happened to follow my scent, would you believe me...?"

Lu Xian responded with a bitter face.

Did they follow the scent?

The faces of all the men in black present darkened!

You son of a bitch!

"Kid, you'd better tell the truth and don't try anything funny, or you won't die a quick death!" A tall man in black spoke up beside the masked woman, his eyes hostile and his voice threatening.

"Damn it, are you guys crazy? I already said I'm here to take a dump!"

Lu Xian was a little angry. Does nobody believe you when you tell the truth these days?

This other world is such a rip-off! Damn it, I haven't even settled the score with you guys for peeking at my nice butt, and now you're all ready to kill me?

I just accidentally wandered into this place; I didn't mean to!

"Coming out to take a dump in the middle of the night, deep in the mountains? Do you think we're stupid?!"

The tall man in black stared at Lu Xian, sneered, and waved his hand: "Arrest him and interrogate him properly!"

Seeing that some of them were really pressing forward, with several dazzling spirit rings hanging down and gleaming weapons in their hands, Lu Xian panicked a little.

He was a model high school student in the 21st century who had never been in a fight before. Now he was going to skip grades and engage in life-or-death combat, which was somewhat difficult for him to adapt to.

Even knowing that I might actually be quite strong right now...

"No way, buddy!"

Lu Xian raised his hand to stop the group of men who were closing in, and pointed to the way they had come from behind him. "Guys, you're here to arrest someone, right? I just saw an injured woman crouching behind that big tree over there!"

"You can arrest your people, this has nothing to do with me, I just wanted to take a dump!"

"..."

The men in black who had pressed forward turned around, their eyes questioning.

"Two of you, come with me over there and take a look."

"As for this kid, just kill him!"

The masked woman spoke at this moment, her eyes, which had previously held a hint of inquiry, suddenly turned cold, and she looked at Lu Xian as if he were a dead man.

She and the two people beside her moved swiftly and disappeared in the direction Lu Xian pointed.

The remaining men in black simultaneously sharpened their eyes and leaped forward, as if they had planned it in advance, and suddenly pounced.

A dagger gleaming with a ghostly green light slashed towards Lu Xian's neck like a gazelle's horns, while a long sword, its edge gleaming, thrust straight at his abdomen with a cunning angle.

Two more arrows, formed from condensed soul power, pierced the air and aimed at the eyes. These people showed no mercy in their attacks; every move was a killing blow, intended to kill.

Lu Xian was furious!

good good!

Is this how you play it?!

You just won't listen when I try to talk to you nicely, huh?

You really think I'm afraid of you?!

Do you even understand the value of a cheat code?

From this moment on, this place is called Lu Benwei Square!

Two platinum-gold soul rings rose up from beneath his feet in an instant.

In this usually desolate and uninhabited deep mountain forest, an outrageous song suddenly rang out, full of vulgarity, almost overflowing the screen.

"How lonely it is to be invincible..."

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"How empty is invincibility..."

"Alone at the summit..."

A cold wind kept blowing...

clang--

The four attacks arrived almost simultaneously to the accompaniment of a catchy background music, but they were blocked by a transparent white shield when they were still half a meter away from Lu Qian, unable to advance even an inch.

First Soul Skill: Invincible Me!

With my background music playing, I am invincible!

That man, amidst this incredibly flamboyant background music, is about to embark on his first battle!

[You have created an abstract scene, rated as moderately abstract, and gained 100 abstraction points.]

Swah——

Lu Xian raised his hand and made a grasping motion. The abstract Qi of his martial soul flowed, gathered, and compressed. In the blink of an eye, an ancient longsword appeared in his palm. With a casual wave, the sword aura was chilling, and fallen leaves flew, forcing back the five figures that were surrounding him.

The five men in black who had been surrounding and trying to kill Lu Xian retreated and distanced themselves, looking at the imposing young man standing with a sword in his hand with suspicion and uncertainty.

A big question mark simultaneously popped into my mind.

What the hell?!

Two white spirit rings!

A mere Grand Soul Master!

How could a defensive soul skill with a maximum lifespan of no more than 99 years withstand the combined attack of all five of them without breaking?

Among them are four Great Soul Masters and one Soul Venerable!

The correct approach should be to shatter the opponent's defensive soul skills with overwhelming force.

Could it be the reason for the singing that keeps coming from this kid?

"So I really am that strong!"

Lu Xian raised his ancient longsword, and the last trace of tension in his eyes disappeared completely.

What an amazing power!

"It's my turn to fight back!"

Lu Xian grinned, revealing a set of bright white teeth.

The next second, the longsword above his head swung down with a "whoosh".

Second soul skill:

100% being caught with bare hands!

start up!

One of the men in black suddenly found himself out of control. Except for his mouth, which he could still open and close, the rest of his body seemed to be controlled by some inexplicable force.

Swah——

He lunged forward, sliding down to his knees in front of Lu Xian, his knees carving two deep furrows in the ground. The man in black's eyes widened in terror as he saw a sword coming down on his head, but he was completely immobilized!

"My life is over!" The man in black's pupils widened.

Suddenly, the man in black found that his hands moved miraculously, snapping together overhead and catching the long sword that was slashing down.

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He caught a blade barehanded.

[You created an abstract scene, rated as rather abstract, and received 500 abstraction points.]

"Phew~ I'm saved!"

But now, what's going on?

The man in black had just breathed a sigh of relief when his eyes gradually became blank, vacant, confused, and humiliated.

He tried to stand up.

But they found that apart from his mouth, he was paralyzed in the rest of his body, and could not even move a little finger.

"What are you looking at! Help me!"

Seeing his companions staring at him in astonishment, as if they were seeing him for the first time, the man in black was both surprised and anxious, and urged them loudly.

"Save your mother!"

"You dare peek at my beautiful butt, huh?!"

Lu Xian cursed and kicked him hard in the face. With a slight crack, the man in black flew more than twenty meters away, his nose and eyes crooked, before crashing into a big tree and falling down, unable to get up again.

Upon closer inspection, it's easy to see that the man in black's skull is severely deformed, suggesting he's already dead.

Lu Xian was stunned. He hadn't used much force with his kick; it was just a normal kick. Yet, it had such a powerful effect.

Am I too strong now, or is the legend that everyone in Douluo Continent is made of hydrogen true?

Before Lu Xian could think any further, the other figures rushed forward, but their attacks were completely ineffective. They couldn't even tickle Lu Xian; they were all blocked by the protective barrier half a meter away, amidst a series of clanging sounds.

Lu Xian used the same trick again, slashing down with his sword once more.

Second Soul Skill: 100% chance of being caught by a blade barehanded.

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[You created an abstract scene, rated as rather abstract, and received 500 abstraction points.]

The second victim appeared, and he too met a gruesome end with a single kick.

"What kind of evil soul skill is this? This brat, exuding evil aura, must be an evil soul master!"

One of the men in black retreated with a look of fear in his eyes, no longer wanting to fight.

This brat can emit a seductive and eerie singing voice from inside his body, and he also has an unbreakable tortoise shell shield. Whenever he swung his sword, someone would slide up to his knees to catch the blade, and then be kicked to death!

Like an assembly line, it's like a machine that kicks and kills its workers!

unusual!

This is so abnormal!

This kid exudes an evil aura from head to toe.

Even a dog wouldn't believe he's not an evil spirit master!

"What exactly are you?!" a man in black shouted, mustering his courage.

"In chaotic times, those who can defy the turbulent currents are the 'bad guys,' fighting and battling against millions, facing death to live!"

Lu Xian's expression was serious as he declared firmly, "I am Tang San, the Heavenly Beast Star of the Bad People!"

(End of this chapter)