Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 10 Ye Fan: So you're the one who wants to capture me to make medicine?

The next day.

As the sun rises, its golden rays blanket the earth.

Lu Xian went out to get an identity certificate, and then went with Zhu Zhuqing to the Spirit Branch Hall to collect the Spirit Master subsidy. With money in their pockets, they were no longer flustered and finally felt more confident.

Lu Xian rented a carriage and slowly left the border city, heading towards the interior of the Heavenly Dou Empire.

In the Dou Qi Continent, behind the Xiao family's mountain in Wutan City.

This place has now become Xiao Yan's private base. It is surrounded by lush greenery, with beautiful scenery, and is quiet enough that no one will disturb him.

Xiao Yan would come here whenever he had nothing to do, both to cultivate his Dou Qi and to make it easier to chat in the group.

When chatting in a group, some messages can make him lose control of his facial expressions. Here, he can let loose and not be afraid of his family suspecting that he has a mental problem.

[Xiao Yan: Good morning, everyone!]

[Xiao Yan: It's a new day I've been looking forward to. From today onwards, I'll have fellow townsmen to chat with in the group. How wonderful!]

[Ye Fan: Good morning, Brother Time-Beat!]

Xiao Yan was stabbed as soon as he logged on, and immediately retaliated.

[Xiao Yan: Good morning, Brother Ye Hei!]

[Lu Xian: You two are starting already?]

[Ye Fan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, I've finally waited for you!]

[Ye Fan: Do you know how I spent last night?]

[Lu Xian: Did you direct all night?]

Yandu Inn.

Ye Fan was eating his breakfast when he saw this sentence and immediately spat it out. What the hell? Director Ma has been doing all night, can't he be serious for once?!

There are girls in the group too!

Is this really okay for you?

[Xiao Yan: Boys need to know how to be restrained. *winks and smiles*]

When it comes to finishing off an enemy, especially Ye Hei, Xiao Yan is a pro.

[Lu Xueqi: What are you talking about?]

[Lu Xian: This is Emperor Ye's private secret. Little girl, don't pry into adults' affairs!]

Ye Fan's face was ashen. "So now you're not called Ye Hei anymore, but Ye Tiandi instead?"

The Heavenly Emperor guiding you for one night, that would be even more sensational, wouldn't it!

Luckily, the two girls in the group probably don't understand what this means...

[Lu Xueqi: Fellow Daoist Lu Xian, you don't seem to be much older than me.]

[Lu Xian: To be honest, although I'm not very old, I still have a pretty big one when I pull it out!]

[Yan Ling Ji: Interesting, want to take it out and see?]

[Xiao Yan: I'm still a child!]

Ye Fan: ...

[Ye Fan: Can we be decent human beings?]

[Lu Xian: Okay, enough joking, let's get down to business. There are some questions I wanted to ask last night.]

This Fire-Slaying Princess is a bit too fierce; even Lu Xian is finding it hard to handle.

[Ye Fan: Then why did you log off and run away so easily?]

[Lu Xian: I'm not like you and Huo Huo, one of you is constantly being chased and running yourself ragged, and the other has to work hard to fulfill our three-year promise. I transmigrated here to enjoy life. I sleep when I'm supposed to, and I don't have any pressure.]

Xiao Yan: I'm so jealous...

Ye Fan: I'm so jealous...

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan both felt like they had swallowed a huge lemon, and they were quite unhappy about it.

That's what you call time travel!

[Lu Xian: Before we get down to business, Huo Huo, let's do some business. It's something you don't have over there!]

[Xiao Yan: What good stuff is it?]

Lu Xian sent Xiao Yan a personalized red envelope.

Xiao Yan received an exclusive red envelope.

Behind the Xiao family mountain, Xiao Yan looked at the large cardboard box that appeared in front of him, and the Durex condoms that were filled to the brim. He immediately gasped in shock. It was terrifying!

[Xiao Yan: Holy crap! How come there are so many condoms! Your family doesn't manufacture these, does it? Wait, these are from Earth, where did you get them?!]

[Lu Xian: Never mind that, just tell me if this thing can be exchanged for a storage ring?]

[Xiao Yan: Changing to a storage ring is no problem. If the space doesn't need to be very large, I reckon there'll be plenty to spare...]

[Lu Xian: Regular size is fine, any extra is yours.]

[Xiao Yan: The boss is so generous!]

[Ye Fan: What condoms? What storage rings?]

[Xiao Yan: Cough cough... Keep it a secret!]

[Lu Xian: Hold on, let's get down to business.]

Lu Xian and Xiao Yan couldn't bear the embarrassment of talking about selling condoms in the group chat—one supplying and the other selling—it was too abstract, so the two tacitly agreed not to say anything more.

[Lu Xian: @Xiao Yan, you guys joined this mutual aid chat group quite early. Did you complete any tasks in the chat group during that time?]

[Xiao Yan: A mission? I haven't received one! The chat group, as of now, seems to only have a chat function.]

[Lu Xian: Something's wrong, something's very wrong!]

[Lu Xian: As far as I know, any chat group that includes the word "mutual assistance" in its name definitely requires members to go to each other's worlds to perform various tasks, such as helping in battles or something.]

Ye Fan's eyes lit up. Could there really be such a good thing?

He is currently being hunted all over the world by the knights of the Jiang family and has had to hide in a city with a large population. If he can get help from the group, can he launch a counterattack?

So here's the question: can the people in the group defeat the Jiang family knights...?

[Lu Xian: I understand! It's probably because your scripts are still in the early stages of the story, and you haven't encountered any significant problems or crises yet, so the chat group quests aren't triggered!]

[Ye Fan: Are you kidding me! I'm being chased all over the world right now, isn't that a crisis?]

[Lu Xian: Perhaps it's not a life-or-death crisis yet?]

[Lu Xian: Why don't you, Ye Hei, go and die in front of those guys chasing you, and see if you can trigger the mutual assistance quest in the chat group.]

What's the difference between this and sending me to my death?

[Ye Fan: Thank you so much for your suggestion!]

[Lu Xian: It's not a big problem if you don't go. Anyway, you're bound to encounter a great opportunity soon, and maybe then you'll be able to verify whether my guess is true or not.]

A great opportunity?

How to verify authenticity?

Are you sure this isn't a life-or-death crisis?

[Ye Fan: I'd like to ask, is this opportunity to verify authenticity legitimate?]

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[Lu Xian: Quite seriously, you'll be captured by an old geezer, then used as the main ingredient, locked in a cauldron, and refined into a powerful elixir for prolonging life along with the other spiritual herbs.]

Ye Fan: ...

[Lu Xueqi: There are actually demons using living people to make medicine? This is truly heinous!]

[Xiao Yan: Really? This is giving me the creeps. I'm starting to feel sorry for Brother Ye Hei...]

Ye Fan: Really...

[Ye Fan: It couldn't be more real...]

[Ye Fan: Damn it, there really is an old geezer standing in front of me right now. Brother Lu, you really are a jinx!]

Yandu Inn.

Ye Fan was so shocked when he saw Elder Han suddenly appear across the table that he almost overturned the table.

"Life is full of unexpected encounters..."

Elder Han of Lingxu Cave Heaven, thin and bony, with long, gray-white hair covering his face, smiled sinisterly.

"It seems we're destined to meet; I've been looking for you."

Elder Han's voice was hoarse and unpleasant, and his entire body was withered and dry, with only a few pieces of old skin covering him, making him look terrifying.

Ye Fan feigned composure and feigned politeness, asking, "I wonder what business Elder Han has with me?"

[Ye Fan: @Lu Xian, help!]

[Xiao Yan: What's their cultivation level? Are they very powerful?]

[Lu Xueqi: It is our duty to eliminate demons and uphold justice! It's a pity I can't reach Fellow Daoist Ye Fan's world, otherwise Xueqi would definitely lend a helping hand!]

"I've prepared endless elixirs for you, yet I can't find you. Do you not wish to meet me again here?"

Elder Han smiled sinisterly, making Ye Fan's scalp tingle.

That old codger is really planning to capture me and use me as medicine!

[Ye Fan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, is this old geezer really going to use me to make medicine?!]

Ye Fan: Help me!

[Lu Xian: Look at your pathetic self!]

[Lu Xian: What's the panic? Just let him capture you. You won't die anyway. In fact, while you were locked in the cauldron refining medicine, you ate all the spiritual herbs that old geezer had painstakingly gathered, ambushed and killed him, and even broke through to the Life Spring. I remember the plot was like that.]

Ye Fan: ...

[Ye Fan: Even if you say that, I'm still panicking!]

[The all-knowing fortune teller Tang Daxian: Are you sure the plot will definitely go as originally planned? Who knows, something unexpected might happen, and Ye Fan might actually be refined? Hehehe...]

[Xiao Yan: You bastard, still spouting sarcastic remarks at a time like this? You better pray I don't run into you, or I'll skin you alive!]

[Lu Xian: He's not only a dog, he's also brainless.]

[Lu Xian: Do you really think Ye Fan's future self, who is above the Dao of Sacrifice, is a pushover? A mere cultivator at the Sea of ​​Wheels Divine Bridge stage could be wiped out across the river of time without any impact.]

[Ye Fan: A future incarnation above the sacrificial path? What does this mean?]

[Lu Xian: Anyway, even if everyone in the group dies, you won't. In the future, you will surpass the Human Emperor and the Immortal Emperor, standing at the end of the river of time, looking down on eternity. You can interfere with the past timeline, so the future you won't let the present you get into trouble. If there's a real crisis, the future you will intervene, at most making you suffer a little.]

[Xiao Yan: The river of time, overlooking countless ages, what kind of existence is that? It's a bit incomprehensible.]

[Lu Xian: With just one glance, your entire Dou Qi Continent would collapse, leaving not a single fragment behind.]

Xiao Yan: ...

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, even if your future self doesn't intervene, it's alright. There is actually an unparalleled emperor in this world who has a close relationship with you. She won't let you die so easily.]

[Lu Xian: That peerless emperor is currently slumbering in the desolate ancient forbidden land. You are a flower similar to her brother hundreds of thousands of years later. You can understand a similar flower as a reincarnation. Although your world does not have reincarnation, and you are not actually a reincarnation, that emperor believes you might be. This is something you can use.]

[Lu Xian: Also, your journey from Earth to Beidou via the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin is the work of that peerless emperor from the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land. She wanted to find her brother, so she put you on the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin bus.]

Ye Fan: ...

[Ye Fan: This news is too explosive, let me catch my breath...]

Inside the inn, Ye Fan's expression changed repeatedly: panic, confusion, realization, and surprise, before finally settling into complete calm as he calmly finished the last meat bun on the table.

So that's why I have such powerful backing!

What am I afraid of?!

After learning many things, Ye Fan was no longer so panicked. He even started to think about Elder Han's spiritual medicine, hoping to use it to break through to the Life Spring.

So you're the one who's going to arrest me to make medicine?

Do you even understand the value of my backing?

I, Ye Fan, am a future incarnation above the Immortal Emperor level, plus the Peerless Emperor. I'm protected by two powerful figures, understand?

"You want to arrest me for making medicine, right?"

"Come on, cuff him!"

(End of this chapter)