Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 11: No Emotional Sentimentality Allowed in Group Chats

Elder Han's sinister smile froze.

For a moment, I was a little dazed.

This kid was clearly panicking just now, how come he's suddenly so calm now, looking completely fearless?

Judging from his expression, he seemed a little... impatient?

Terrified?

Or is there some other trick up their sleeve?

Elder Han was somewhat surprised and uncertain.

"Are you coming or not?!"

Ye Fan urged him on, stepping forward instead of retreating, trying to grab Elder Han's arm to hurry up. He was already eager to enter the cauldron and eat the spiritual medicine, so why was he dawdling?

Elder Han was startled by Ye Fan's actions and retreated more than ten meters away in a flash.

Ye Fan: ...

It turns out that when I'm not panicking, it's others who are panicking...

[Ye Fan: You might not believe it, but I scared that old geezer...]

[Lu Xian: ?]

[Lu Xian: No, what have you done?]

Ye Fan: I told him to capture me and use me to make medicine.

[Lu Xian: To be frank?]

[Ye Fan: What else?]

Xiao Yan: ...

Lu Xueqi: ...

[Yan Ling Ji: ...]

[Lu Xian: Not buddies?]

[Lu Xian: Isn't this a bit too obvious about your purpose?]

[Lu Xian: Even if you really want to take the elixir to break through, at least pretend to be scared!]

Ye Fan: I didn't expect him to be such a coward. After all, there's such a big difference in strength between us. Who knew he'd be such a wimp...?

[Ye Fan: It's alright, we can still salvage this. Time to be the acting king!]

Inside the restaurant.

Ye Fan and Elder Han exchanged a glance for a moment, then Ye Fan suddenly kicked the dining table away, sending it crashing towards Elder Han. He then flipped over and jumped out of the window, trying to escape into the distance.

"snort!"

Elder Han's eyes turned cold. With a wave of his hand, he shattered the wooden table into wood chips. His withered, claw-like hand reached out and forcibly restrained Ye Fan, who had just jumped off the restaurant and hadn't even run a few steps. Ye Fan's shoulders were pressed down, and his power was sealed.

"You had quite a few tricks up your sleeve; I almost fell for them..."

"Unfortunately, their strength is still a bit lacking."

Elder Han's wrinkled face once again wore a sinister smile.

"Damn it, you old geezer, you filthy old codger, how dare you use living people as medicine! Even your fellow disciples will never tolerate you, you will surely be punished by heaven!"

Ye Fan struggled fiercely and cursed loudly.

Elder Han squinted his eyes in satisfaction upon seeing this. Yes, yes, that's it! This is the right taste!

I almost fooled him with my act.

"No one will know these things."

"We should get going..."

Elder Han lifted Ye Fan by the shoulder and instantly rode away on a rainbow.

[Ye Fan: What a pity, no one's going to present me with an Oscar.]

[Ye Fan: With a little trickery, mission accomplished! I've been successfully captured by that old codger. He's taking me to one of his old friends to retrieve some spiritual herbs. I should be able to enjoy a feast of spiritual herbs soon!]

[Lu Xian: 666!]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Ye Hei, you're really risking your life to improve your strength!]

[Ye Fan: Since I can't escape anyway, I might as well give it a try. Besides, Brother Lu Xian said I have incredibly strong backing, so of course I should make good use of it. After all, the resources I need for cultivation are ridiculously large.]

[Ye Fan: Speaking of which, compared to the me in the play and novel, I should consider myself lucky now, right? Not only do I have Brother Lu Xian to help me devise strategies, but I also have all of you. Although we can't see each other, I'm not too lonely.]

[Ye Fan: Haha, if it were me in the novel, all alone and helpless, I'd probably be scared to death right now!]

[Ye Fan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu Xian, it's so good to have you!]

[Lu Xian: No more sentimental stuff! I'm about to throw up!]

[Lu Xueqi: According to Fellow Daoist Ye Fan, it seems I'm quite lucky? To be able to know my future in advance, I can be confident in everything I do.]

[Yan Ling Ji: Luck +1!]

[Xiao Yan: So you guys are all lucky, and I'm the only unlucky one in the group who got tricked out of my ring right at the start???]

[Xiao Yan: @Lu Xian, why didn't you come sooner? I'm going to cry! [crying emoji.jpg]]

Xiao Yan was somewhat annoyed, and cursed the fortune-telling Tang Daxian hundreds of times in his heart.

[Lu Xian: Come early, who knows, I might become the next Tang Daxian. I might take one look and think, "Wow, there's a Crouching Dragon and a Young Phoenix in the group, both with such low IQs, I'll just scam some opportunities first."]

[Xiao Yan: Fine, fine, fine! So my ring is destined to be fooled no matter what! We're breaking up!]

[Ye Fan: Happy!]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu Xian, since you've read my script and novel, could you tell me if my character in the novel ever found his way home?]

[Lu Xian: We found them, but when you returned home, your parents had fallen ill from missing you and had already passed away several years ago.]

Is that so?

Ye Fan's eyes dimmed. Had he ultimately failed to see his parents one last time?

[Lu Xian: But that's the original plot, it has nothing to do with you. In the original plot, it took you 20 years to find a way home. If you can return home in 15 years, or even 10 years, and help your parents improve their health, not to mention living to be a hundred, even a thousand years old will be a piece of cake.]

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[Ye Fan: You scared me! Can't you talk without panting?]

Ye Fan realized what was happening, breathed a sigh of relief, and his eyes flashed with a sharp light.

Yes!

That's just the original plot; he's not the Ye Fan from the original plot!

"I must go home within 10 years!"

"Since I'm the protagonist of a novel in another world, and I was able to cultivate to such a supreme realm with an ancient, weak body, I must have obtained countless fortuitous opportunities!"

"To get home sooner, I must speed up my cultivation. Brother Lu Xian has read my novel script and should know what opportunities exist in the Big Dipper. If I can obtain those opportunities earlier than my previous self, my cultivation speed will definitely increase significantly!"

Ye Fan quickly thought to himself.

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu Xian, you should know what opportunities the Big Dipper holds, right?]

[Lu Xian: Do you want to obtain those opportunities earlier than in the original novel?]

[Ye Fan: Yes! I have to go home. I need to change my parents' fate. I won't take the information for nothing; I'm willing to share half of the resources I obtain with you.]

[The omniscient fortune teller Tang Daxian: @Ye Fan, I only need 30% of the resources. I'll point out all your future opportunities to you, and I guarantee you'll learn them all.]

[Ye Fan: You unlucky thing, get as far away from me as you can!]

[Lu Xian: Come out and see the clown!]

[Xiao Yan: Happy!]

[Lu Xueqi: Happy!]

[Yan Ling Ji: Joy!]

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, splitting it in half, that's a tempting offer, I'm tempted!]

[Lu Xian: It's a pity I can't do such a heartless thing to a friend. Your Ancient Sacred Body needs too many resources to keep breaking through your realm. You should keep the resources for yourself.]

[Lu Xian: I'm just providing some information so you can get your resources sooner; it's not really a big help.]

[Lu Xian: Of course, if I ever need your help in the future, I won't hesitate to ask.]

Damn, that's a true brother!

Ye Fan was moved. This is the bond between me and my group members!

Ye Fan: No problem!

[Ye Fan: True brothers are those who can ask for things directly from each other. I was narrow-minded before; I shouldn't have measured Brother Lu's sincere feelings with a transaction. It truly tarnished the pure friendship between us.]

[Lu Xian: No sentimentality, you jerk! There are two other beauties in the group, top goddesses of Chinese animation, each one gorgeous. I really won't choose your Ye Zi!]

[Ye Fan: You don't even call me Ye Hei anymore, is it because I haven't done anything ruthless enough?]

[Xiao Yan: Hahaha!]

[Xiao Yan: @Ye Fan, a good brother should just ask directly. I am Qin Shi Huang. Actually, I'm not dead, I'm just sealed. Transfer 200 to me to break the seal, and I'll appoint you as the Grand Eunuch!]

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, tomorrow is Crazy Thursday, VIP me for 50 and we'll have KFC, please!]

[Ye Fan: I've already arrived in Beidou, how come there are still people trying to freeload!]

[Lu Xueqi: Why can't I join in your conversation?]

[Yan Lingji: My juniors seem to be quite immature, sigh...]

The contract has been signed, you can now vote with your monthly tickets!

Please vote, brothers!

(End of this chapter)