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Chapter 137 You really are a person with a lot of principles! [Please subscribe]

After a noisy night, it's the morning of the second day of the Lunar New Year.

This day should have been a time for joyful New Year greetings and visiting relatives, but for the people in the group, this kind of day was clearly irrelevant to them.

In their world, most of them don't celebrate the Lunar New Year. Even if they do, they're mostly protagonists with parents who are either dead or missing, let alone any relatives.

The weather was exceptionally cold today, and the snow was heavy, like goose feathers or drifting catkins, falling in abundance. The sky was overcast, and the distance was shrouded in a cold mist.

On the hill behind the villa, three figures, each holding binoculars, stood on the edge of the cliff, braving the snowflakes, looking down at a villa at the foot of the mountain.

"This kid thinks he's got the rental perfectly planned, making me work overtime on the second day of the Lunar New Year. We have to catch him this time and send him to a mental hospital for proper treatment," Xu San said through gritted teeth.

"A split personality with eight distinct personalities, and an 'otherworldly' individual, is indeed an unstable factor, potentially causing serious negative impacts on society." Xu Si, a cigarette dangling from his lips, stood casually with one hand in his pocket. "So, what do you say? Just go down and arrest them?"

Xu San pushed up his glasses, quite confidently, "With Bao Bao's help this time, we'll each block one direction, flanking from three sides. I don't believe this kid can escape!"

"Third Brother! There seem to be ordinary people in the villa..."

The only woman among the three had her shoulders slumped limply. Her face was quite delicate and pretty, but her expression looked somewhat wooden. At this moment, she was bending her arm and pointing her finger at the person below who looked completely bewildered.

"Really? Let me see..."

Xu San raised his binoculars again and looked through the villa’s huge floor-to-ceiling windows. He could vaguely see several figures inside. Some were slumped over the table, while others were lying on the floor with bottles of wine in their arms. They looked like they were drunk.

In the courtyard outside the villa, a woman came out with a boy and a girl, seemingly preparing to build a snowman.

Xu San's expression changed, and he put down his binoculars, looking somewhat troubled.

"This kid is actually hanging out with ordinary people. Catching him is going to be a bit of a hassle. Quickly get the city police to issue an arrest warrant and a search warrant..."

……

Inside the villa.

Empty liquor bottles were scattered all over the ground.

Lu Xian slowly woke up from his hangover and found himself half-lying on the sofa, with Naiqi, whose cheeks were flushed and who was fast asleep with her eyes half-closed, in his arms.

Lu Xian's eyes twitched slightly as he glanced around.

Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan were lying under the table, fast asleep with wine bottles in their arms. Ye Fan was leaning against the table leg, unconscious. Da Huo Ji was also fast asleep, lying on the armrest of the sofa. Qi Lin, Xiao Nannan, and Shi Hao were nowhere to be seen. A quick scan with his divine sense revealed that they were outside building a snowman, which put Lu Xian at ease.

Last night's drinking contest went too far. We all agreed not to use any superpowers to force the alcohol to work, but one by one, we all ended up getting drunk and passed out.

Finally, only Qi Lin and I were left. Then my memory went blank. It seems I didn't manage to seduce Qi Lin; she got me drunk instead...

The third-generation divine body is quite something.

Speaking of which... how did Naiqi end up in my arms?

Lu Xian recalled briefly.

It seems that after he got drunk, he hugged Naiqi, who was resting on the sofa after passing out, and wanted to kiss her...

Thinking of this, Lu Xian couldn't help but twitch his lips. He wondered if he had succeeded in the end. What a pity.

"Wait a minute, it seems like it's not too late to give her a kiss now!"

Lu Xian lowered his head slightly, stealing glances at the beautiful figure leaning against his chest. Her flushed face and moist red lips, after being drunk, looked extremely alluring, making him itchy and unable to resist wanting to lean over and take a bite.

"We held hands yesterday, and given how things are going, we should kiss today. Besides, Naiqi is still asleep, she might not even notice..."

Lu Xian was quick-witted, and his resistance to Naiqi was negative. In the end, he couldn't resist the temptation and lowered his head, his breath becoming slightly hot.

As they drew closer and it seemed she was about to succeed, Lu Xueqi seemed to sense something, her eyelashes fluttered, and she quietly opened her eyes.

The moment their eyes met, Lu Xian felt neither the embarrassment nor panic of being caught doing something wrong. Instead, he went all in and launched a powerful attack, capturing her luscious red lips in his mouth and savoring them. The sweet, orchid-like fragrance filled his mouth and nose, making him feel restless and unable to resist.

Lu Xueqi's eyes, which had been somewhat dazed, instantly cleared up. Her jewel-like pupils widened slightly. She had never encountered anything like this before. Overwhelmed with shame and indignation, she instinctively struck out with her palm, hitting Lu Xian in the chest and sending him flying.

The bright French windows were smashed, and shards of glass scattered all over the ground with a "crash." Lu Xian cried out and fell headfirst into the snow outside the courtyard.

"Holy crap?"

"What happened?!"

The sound of shattered glass hitting the tiles startled everyone in the villa awake. Ye Fan, who had been chased many times before, was even more alert and jumped up instantly, his eyes scanning the surroundings nervously.

"N-nothing...it's just that Lu Xian is clumsy and accidentally smashed the window!"

Lu Xueqi blushed as she explained, and faced with the suspicious looks from Ye Fan and the others, she lowered her head and quickly darted out the window.

In her panic, she hadn't held back much when she struck out with her palm, and she didn't know if she had injured Lu Xian. Now that she had calmed down, she realized that she might have hit him too hard and that she needed to go out and check.

In the courtyard.

The snowman that Xiao Nannan and Xiao Shihao had just built was smashed to pieces by Lu Xian, who flew out of nowhere.

"Brother Lu, how did you suddenly fly out like that?"

The little girl very considerately helped Lu Xian, who was lying on the snow, to turn over and sit up. Her big eyes were a little confused. "Were you in a hurry to come and build a snowman with me?"

Lu Xian grimaced and rubbed his chest, forcing a smile: "Yeah, Nannan is really smart!"

Qi Lin glanced at the shattered French window, then at Lu Xian, who was rubbing his chest and shivering. Her expression was strange.

you sure?

At this moment, Lu Xueqi gracefully emerged from the cracked French window and landed lightly on the snow, walking forward.

She first nodded to Qi Lin in greeting, then observed Lu Xian's state before glaring at him fiercely, "You come with me!"

After saying that, she turned and walked towards a scenic path that led to the back of the villa area.

Lu Xian rubbed his chest helplessly as he got up.

Qi Lin clearly understood what was going on and couldn't help but chuckle: "Tsk tsk, our invincible Immortal King got taught a lesson by Xue Qi? It seems the Immortal King isn't truly invincible after all; there's still Lu Xue Qi in this world, hahaha!"

Lu Xian scoffed, revealing a husky-like expression as he pointed a finger: "Ice cream, you know too much, believe me or not..."

"Hurry up!" Lu Xueqi turned around and urged.

"Here it comes..."

Lu Xian raised an eyebrow, gave Qi Lin a "you're such a fool" look, then quickly took a few steps to catch up with Lu Xueqi and followed her slowly until they reached the back of the villa, where they were alone.

Lu Xueqi turned around at this moment, hesitated for a moment, and then asked softly, "Are you injured?"

Ok?

Lu Xian rubbed his chest, slightly taken aback. He thought he was going to be scolded by Naiqi or given a fierce threat.

Unexpectedly, the first thing I heard was concern?

That's really surprising!

"My chest hurts a bit. My ribs and veins are probably broken, and my heart might have been crushed by your slap. Naiqi, you're so cruel. How could you hit me so hard? You won't take care of me until I recover. I'll definitely hold a grudge against you for the rest of my life..."

Lu Xian clutched his chest, his body went limp, and he collapsed towards Lu Xueqi. His face was as pale as the falling snow on the ground, and he seemed to be seriously injured.

Lu Xueqi remained silent. "Isn't your acting a little too fake?"

Knowing he was acting, Lu Xueqi still carefully helped him sit down by the flower bed in the corner. She knew how much force he had used in that slap; the injury might be real, but he certainly wouldn't die.

"I'm sorry, I didn't think that much at the time, and I just instinctively slapped him hard. I won't hit him so hard next time." Lu Xueqi said softly, placing her hand on his chest to check his injuries herself.

Lu Xian: ?

I took advantage of you, and you apologize to me?

real or fake?

I really love it!

"Hmph! If there's a next time, you won't be allowed a third. If you dare to do it a fourth time, I'll let you know how angry I'll be the sixth time. You'll lose me forever then!" Lu Xian sneered.

Lu Xueqi blinked blankly, then chuckled, "Then you really are a person with a lot of principles."

"I think so too!"

Lu Xian nodded in deep agreement, and then received another light punch to the chest.

"I checked you, you're clearly not hurt at all, and you're still pretending!" Lu Xueqi said angrily.

"How could there be no injuries at all!"

Lu Xian retorted, "Physical injuries are nothing compared to the pain of a broken heart. Physical wounds are temporary, but emotional wounds last a lifetime. Do you know how much damage that slap of yours caused to my young heart?"

Lu Xueqi rolled her eyes: "Stop being so glib! You deserve it for taking advantage of me while I was sleeping!"

"Naiqi, we held hands yesterday. After holding hands, it's time for a kiss. That's the right way for couples to interact!"

"A cultivation partner?" Lu Xueqi hesitated, looking down. "I haven't agreed yet..."

Lu Xian pressed his advantage, "Look, we've already cultivated our spiritual senses together, held hands, and kissed. Our intimacy surpasses that of many Daoist couples; we're not Daoist couples, but we're closer than that!"

"Besides, I can tell that you don't dislike me, Naiqi."

Lu Xueqi corrected, "I hate it!"

"Tsk, let me taste your little mouth, see if it's really that hard."

Lu Xian chuckled, reached out and wrapped his arm around her slender waist, pulling her into his embrace. Lu Xueqi struggled for a moment but couldn't break free. She glared at him fiercely and then pinched the soft flesh of Lu Xian's waist.

"Hiss~"

Lu Xian gasped, enduring the pain as he leaned in again for her luscious red lips. Lu Xueqi tried to dodge in alarm, but Lu Xian pressed her head down with his hand and captured her soft, fragrant lips once more. It was the same taste, sweet with a refreshing fragrance.

"Hmm?"

She let out a soft hum, widened her eyes, and after a moment, imitated Lu Xian by slightly closing her eyelids.

The feeling of this kiss was completely different from the one before. Before, it was panic and being caught off guard, but this time it was half-hearted, the first attempt between the couple.

I felt dizzy and lightheaded.

She gradually became immersed in Lu Xian's advances, and before she knew it, her arms were wrapped around his waist, and she began to respond passively.

The greatest coincidence in the world is that neither of us is married, yet we both have feelings for each other. What a coincidence!

Lu Xian held the soft, delicate body tightly in his arms, his fingertips roaming freely, his expression one of pleasure. Naiqi's breath grew increasingly rapid and hot as she was guided into the mood...

"Brother Lu? Brother Lu, where are you?!"

Ye Fan's shout suddenly came from the front yard.

At this moment, Lu Xueqi felt as if she were in a dream. She suddenly pushed Lu Xian away, her face flushed, and she gasped for breath. She slapped away Lu Xian's fingers that were wandering over her body and glared at him fiercely.

Grass!

Lu Xian wanted to curse. Ye Hei, you better really have something going on today!

If you keep spouting nonsense, I'll make sure you're in trouble today!

When Lu Xian hugged Naiqi just now, he set up a divine sense barrier around him, so they couldn't be detected by divine sense. Otherwise, Ye Fan would probably have found them by now.

"Brother Lu?"

The shouts came again.

Lu Xian, holding Lu Xueqi's hand, stood up with a dark face and strolled towards the front yard. Lu Xueqi tried to pull her hand away, but Lu Xian held it tightly, and she was helplessly pulled by him.

They had only gone halfway when Ye Fan and Xiao Yan found them. Although Ye Fan's spiritual sense was not as strong as Lu Xian's, it was not weak either. He had eaten many sacred fruits, and his spiritual sense had long since undergone a transformation.

"Holy crap?"

When Ye Fan and Xiao Yan saw Lu Xian walking towards them hand in hand with Lu Xueqi, they were both a little stunned.

What's going on?

Good heavens, when did you two sneak around and get together?

"Huo Huo, tell me, people pull on Oli Gei's paws, and people pull on Lu Gou's paws, so why doesn't anyone pull on my hand?" Ye Fan said in a deep voice.

Xiao Yan thought for a moment, then bluntly retorted, "Your hands, Ye Hei, are probably even stinkier than Oli Gei!"

Your mom—

"Huo Huo, your mouth is probably stinkier than Oli Gei! By the way, have you noticed that we can't detect those two with our divine sense? What were they doing just now? And how long have they been sneaking around like that?"

Xiao Yan hesitated.

"Ye Hei, I don't know how long their affair will last, but judging from Lu Gou's dark expression, someone's probably going to be in trouble. Guess who's going to be in trouble—you or me?"

Ye Fan's expression changed upon hearing this.

Got it!

He had just been having an affair, and he had obviously interrupted Lu Gou's good time. Given Lu Gou's tendency to stab his brothers in the back, he would probably do something underhanded to him.

really.

Lu Xian's face was dark. After approaching, he offered warmth expressionlessly, his fingers forming a lotus seal, targeting Ye Fan, and then he opened the flower five times!

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"Hiss~!!!"

Birth!

Ye Fan froze instantly, his face contorted in pain, his buttocks clenched tightly, feeling as if his soul was about to leave his body.

"Brother Lu, someone's looking for us in the front yard!"