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Chapter 138 A New Journey [Please Subscribe]

"Oh? Who's looking for me?"

Lu Xian looked at Ye Fan with a half-smile, his hand still tightly gripping the lotus seal. He was just a hair's breadth away from successfully catching the ball!

And you actually ruined my plans?

I'll fucking kill you!

Xiao Yan, who had initially kept his eyes down and remained indifferent to Ye Fan's life or death, now that the matter had come to a head, fearing that Lu Xian might let Ye Fan off the hook, earnestly began to advise:

"They're not here to see you, they're here to see Xiao Zhang. That woman is a mentally unstable lunatic, and Qi Lin has already taken her down easily. There's no need for you, Brother Lu, to help."

"By the way, I told you before that you were busy, Brother Lu, and that Ye Hei shouldn't come looking for you. But he wouldn't listen and insisted on coming, even dragging me along. He said that once he found you, he wanted to have a real man's duel with you. This time, he would not only beat you to a pulp, but also take away the throne of the strongest fighter in the group, and let you understand the true value of the title 'Emperor Ye'!"

With each sentence Xiao Yan uttered, Ye Fan's face darkened further, and he trembled uncontrollably, clutching his backside.

You newborn dawn!

How come I didn't realize I'd said so much?

Adding fuel to the fire, kicking someone when they're down!

"Ye Hei, is that so?"

Lu Xian held the lotus seal, his face expressionless.

"Brother Lu...please stop your supernatural powers and let me explain!"

Ye Fan was starting to feel the strain; he felt like his butt was about to split open.

This is even worse than the chrysanthemum necrosis I experienced last time.

"Sure!"

Lu Xian sneered and withdrew his hand. Ye Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief and showed a relaxed expression.

"So, is that true?"

"this……"

Ye Fan had indeed said these things, but not in such a comprehensive way. Xiao Yan, on the other hand, added deadly adjectives to every single sentence, embellishing them in various ways.

Just by looking at Ye Fan's hesitant expression, Lu Xian knew the answer.

He sneered, "You little brat, it seems we'll have to settle both our old and new scores today!"

Upon seeing this, Ye Fan's face turned a bit green. He could barely withstand the flower's bloom of four centimeters, but five centimeters, though only a negligible extra centimeter, actually caused exponentially more damage. After all, even the buttocks have their limits.

Ye Fan quickly reached out to stop him, clutching his backside and backing away while shouting, "Ya Meidie! Calm down! Calm down, Brother Lu!"

"Heh! I don't understand Japanese, but in a porn movie I watched before, this line meant, 'Don't stop, the flowers are in full bloom!'"

"Ah—!" The mask of pain was put on Ye Fan's face again, causing his face to twitch in pain.

Xiao Yan clicked his tongue in amazement. Lu Gou's ability was truly monstrous. However, seeing Ye Hei in such a miserable state was so delightful that he wanted to whistle.

"You drive too!"

The next second, Xiao Yan's face also turned green.

Nima!

"Brother Lu, I didn't offend you, did I?" Xiao Yan said through gritted teeth.

Lu Xian snorted, "I'm in a bad mood. Every dog ​​that passes by today deserves a beating!"

Lu Xueqi looked at Ye Fan and Xiao Yan, who were jumping up and down while clutching their buttocks, with a slightly puzzled expression. She didn't know the specific abilities of Lu Xian's soul skill, but she could tell that as long as Lu Xian made a hand seal, it seemed to cause some kind of damage to Ye Fan and Xiao Yan. So she reached out and pressed down the fingers of Lu Xian's left and right hands.

"Alright, stop playing. It's a bit noisy in the front yard, let's go check it out."

"Okay, I'll do as you say."

Upon meeting Naiqi, Lu Xian's angry expression vanished instantly, replaced by a smiling nod. His rapid change of expression was astonishing to Ye Fan and Xiao Yan, who had never seen anyone so frivolous with love and brotherhood. He—tui!

Watching the two walk away side by side.

Ye Fan gritted his teeth and glared at Xiao Yan, rubbing his fists. "Little Yan, which part of your body do you think is the hardest? I'll loosen it up for you!"

"Holy crap, I'm a victim too!"

"Then congratulations, you've now suffered double the harm!"

……

Lu Xian and Lu Xueqi arrived at the front yard together. Apart from Ye Fan and Xiao Yan, almost everyone else in the group was there.

Zhang Chulan was currently squatting in front of a cute girl wearing a brown hoodie who was kneeling on the ground. Her wrists were tied with a rope, and a small knife resembling a vegetable cutter was stuck not far away.

"Let me tell you, I don't want anything to do with you. I'm not crazy, and I certainly won't do anything bad!"

"I just want to be a wealthy man, and I just want to cultivate in peace without being disturbed by you all, so stop bothering me. If you keep pursuing me, I really won't be polite, understand?!"

Zhang Chulan said fiercely.

"Oh." Feng Baobao nodded blankly, her tone calm: "Do whatever you want, why do you need to tell me?"

"Damn it!" Zhang Chulan was so angry he almost jumped up, wondering if this woman had lost her mind and was completely incomprehensible. "What the hell? I'm threatening you, you understand? You call me crazy? I think you're the crazy one! Who are you anyway? The authorities sent an idiot like you to chase after me?!"

"My name is Zhang Baobao..."

Feng Baobao paused after saying a sentence, hesitated for a moment with a blank expression, and said, "Wait a minute, Xu San'er gave me a new identity a few months ago, and I haven't even memorized it myself yet..."

Her hands were bound, making her less agile. It took her a bit of effort to pull a piece of paper from her hoodie pocket. She slowly read aloud the small print: "My name is Zhang Baobao. I'm Zhang Xilin's granddaughter and Zhang Yude's daughter. I also have a younger brother named Zhang Chulan, who is 19 years old this year. My mother is... she was a woman Zhang Yude had when he was young... her name... it's not written here..."

Zhang Chulan's lips twitched violently. Damn it, is this how you act towards me? You don't treat me like a human being at all!

"stop!"

Zhang Chulan snatched the note from her hand, tore it to shreds, and yelled, "I don't care who you are! I don't want to know who your mother is! Anyway, starting today, don't bother me again, you son of a bitch!!!"

"This... probably won't work. Let me ask Xu San'er..."

Feng Baobao tried to reach for her phone in her pocket, but her hands were tied, making it difficult. After a few tries, she couldn't find it and looked up, saying, "Could you help me get my phone out?"

？ ！！

Zhang Chulan was stunned, as if struck by lightning, his mouth agape and he stood there petrified.

He really... really had never seen anything so... so bizarre!

The rest of the group members were also somewhat speechless at this moment.

She is truly an extraordinary woman!

This girl's intelligence in some aspects may be even lower than that of a little girl; I suggest she be classified as mentally challenged.

"Xiao Zhang, she has some mental issues. Talking to her about this won't help. You need to find the real person."

Lu Xian walked forward with a faint smile, glancing at the distant mountain peaks behind the villa.

In the vast expanse of snow, two heads suddenly disappeared behind a large rock on the cliff.

"Did this kid spot us?"

"Really? They're so far away! You should call the city police and tell them not to come. These people are likely all superhumans; ordinary people can't handle this!"

"My baby has been kidnapped, what should I do now?"

"They don't seem like bad people, but the baby definitely needs to be saved. You get more people from the company, I'll go over and buy some time!"

Xu San stood up behind the large rock, wanting to observe the situation at the villa again. However, as soon as he stood up, he noticed that a pair of legs had appeared on the rock where they had been lying before...

At that moment, Xu San froze as if he had seen a ghost. He slowly raised his head in astonishment and met Lu Xian's condescending, half-smiling gaze. "Oh, playing hide-and-seek here?"

Xu Si also noticed Lu Xian at this moment. Like Xu San, he was stunned on the spot. How did this person, from such a distance, arrive on this mountaintop in just a few words?

Soon, the two of them found out how Lu Xian had gotten there.

Lu Xian reached out, and his martial spirit transformed into a long rope. With lightning speed, like a swimming dragon, he directly bound the two of them tightly and lifted them up. Riding the rainbow upwards, he dragged the two of them behind him like kites. In less than a breath, Lu Xian had already flown back to the villa courtyard.

A few kilometers might be quite a distance for an extraordinary person, but for a cultivator like Lu Xian from the other shore, it's just a matter of taking a step on a rainbow.

With a flick of the long rope, Xu San and Xu Si rolled around like gourds and arrived in front of Zhang Chulan, where they stood with Feng Baobao.

Xu San and Xu Si shakily got up, utterly shocked. Their worldviews were collapsing. This person had actually flown them here just now, covering several kilometers in the blink of an eye. Could he be an immortal?

"It's you guys!"

Zhang Chulan was surprised, then realized, "I should have known it was you two who were behind this!"

After saying that, Zhang Chulan gave a mischievous smile, spread his hands towards Lu Xian, and said, "Let me formally introduce you to my godfather!"

"So, do you two still think I, Zhang Chulan, am crazy?"

Xu San and Xu Si: ...

Are you fucking serious?

I thought you were mentally ill, but who knew there really are immortals in the world?

The clown is actually myself?

Xu San and Xu Si glanced around at everyone present with trepidation. Ye Fan and Xiao Yan had just returned at that moment.

The two of them counted the number of people present, which seemed to be about the same as Zhang Chulan had said. Moreover, this group of people were all handsome men and beautiful women with a long and elegant aura. Although some were wearing ancient costumes and some were wearing modern clothes, without exception, they all exuded a strange Daoist charm. Even the two children did not look like ordinary people.

No need to guess anymore, those who can stand with immortals are very likely all immortals!

The moment this thought crossed their minds, Xu San and Xu Si became even more nervous; they had stumbled into a fairyland today.

"Alright, stop crowding around here. Look how scared they are."

Lu Xian waved his hand, "Xiao Zhang, you stay here. The rest of you go have your fun. I'm going to chat with them for a bit."

Not long after.

The people around him dispersed, and Lu Xian casually used his martial spirit to conjure a chair and sat down.

"So you're Xu San or Xu Si, the ones who know everything, right?"

"Yes, senior." Xu San and Xu Si both nodded respectfully, remaining seated on the ground, not daring to get up.

Lu Xian smiled faintly: "It seems you understand the situation. In that case, I won't need to use any extra methods. Just say it: I need you to do something for me after you become the head of all trades."

Xu San sat very upright: "Please speak, senior."

"Once Xiao Zhang's skills improve, I'll need him to handle some matters. I hope you can be well-connected and help him out, opening doors for him."

Seeing that Xu San hesitated to speak, Lu Xian waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I won't let him do anything bad. He won't affect your ability to maintain order in the world of supernatural beings, and he won't make you work for nothing. If you encounter any problems that you can't solve in the future, you can ask Xiao Zhang for help."

"It's like getting Xiao Zhang to cooperate with you!"

Zhang Chulan asked in confusion, "Godfather, is there anything you need me to do?"

"Your Bitter Sea Realm is still a bit low. I'll tell you when you break through to the Life Spring Realm in a while."

Lu Xian calmly stood up and looked at Xu San and the others, "Did you understand?"

"Understood! Senior, we are willing to cooperate." Xu San nodded. Now, even if they didn't want to, they had to agree, otherwise the three of them might have to stay here.

Lu Xian smiled faintly: "You had better be genuinely willing and not try anything funny, otherwise I wouldn't mind going on a killing spree and replacing the leadership of All-Union."

Lu Xian was smiling, but the aura he exuded made Xu San and Xu Si feel as if they had fallen into an ice cellar, their entire bodies stiffening and their hair standing on end.

"No, we will do our best to complete the task assigned by our seniors," Xu San promised, his forehead dripping with cold sweat.

Having given that a warning, Lu Xian stopped there, waving his hand: "You can leave now. Contact Xiao Zhang yourself in half a month."

"Thank you, senior."

Xu San and Xu Si respectfully clasped their hands in a salute, then got up and, pulling Feng Baobao along, disappeared in no time.

"My godfather is still the best! He solved my problem as soon as he appeared." Zhang Chulan flattered him in a sycophantic manner.

This kid may not be good at anything else, but he's really good at flattery and has a good eye for people. He's much less of a worry than Ye Hei and Xiao Yanzi.

Given his shameless sycophantic attitude, Lu Xian had no choice but to protect him.

"After we leave, you need to cultivate diligently and raise your cultivation level to the Life Spring as soon as possible, then go and collect some things for me."

Zhang Chulan was quite surprised to hear this: "In my world, is there anything that you, my godfather, would even consider?"

"I wouldn't say I'm particularly interested," Lu Xian pondered. "I just wanted to learn from it and see if there's room for improvement."

The two talked as they returned to the villa.

Ye Fan was fiddling with the Huami phone Lu Xian had given him, placing it on a stand, preparing to take a New Year's group photo for everyone.

"We've been waiting for the two of you. Come on over and stand in line!" Xiao Yan called out.

"Not bad, I didn't even need to remind you!"

Lu Xian walked forward with a smile, and with a twist of his hips, he knocked Xiao Yan out of the center position, and stood behind Naiqi who was sitting on the sofa.

Xiao Nannan and Xiao Shihao sat on the carpet in front of the sofa, while Lu Xueqi and the other girls sat on the sofa. Lu Xian and the other men stood or lay down behind the sofa.

Ye Fan adjusted the angle, pressed the 5-second timer to take a picture, and quickly ran over.

click-

The New Year's reunion photo was thus captured.

The old year ends and the new year begins.

They will also embark on a new journey!

(End of this chapter)