Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 20 Modern Love Story

clang--

Xiao Yan's fist, aimed at Tang Sangui, seemed to strike an invisible barrier.

[Chat Group: Group members must not intentionally harm each other's physical or spiritual well-being]

A notification sound rang in both Xiao Yan's and Tang Sangui's minds at the same time.

This prompt made Xiao Yan's face instantly turn ugly, while Tang Sangui was overjoyed. He almost forgot that members of a chat group generally cannot intentionally harm each other!

Am I... saved?

The fear on his face quickly disappeared, and Tang Sangui felt himself back to normal, his legs no longer feeling so weak.

"Hahaha, Xiao Yan, you can't kill me!"

Tang Sangui burst into laughter.

clang--

Xiao Yan threw another heavy punch, but it was still unsuccessful, and his face twisted with anger.

"What happened?"

The changes that happened to Xiao Yan and his companion caught the attention of Lu Xian.

"The chat group won't let me hurt him, damn it!" Xiao Yan cursed angrily.

Upon hearing this, Lu Xian stepped forward and, under Tang San Gui's mocking gaze, also tried to throw a punch.

clang--

The same chat group notification sound as Xiao Yan's rang in his mind.

"Useless Lu Xian, you can't hurt me, hahaha, I'll make you dogs furious!" Tang Sangui, smug and triumphant, started to act arrogantly again.

Seeing his dog-like appearance, Xiao Yan and Ye Fan's expressions turned extremely gloomy. If this bastard doesn't die, he will surely become a major threat in the future.

"What are you laughing at, you idiot?"

Lu Xian's eyes were filled with disdain. "We can't hurt you. The Medicine Venerable isn't someone from the chat group. He can kill you anytime he wants."

Yes!

There are more than just those three who can make a move here.

And there's also the Medicine Master!

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan both realized what was happening.

"Does this require my intervention? Just kill him?" Yao Chen asked, frowning.

"No way, Venerable Medicine, if you make a move, he'll die too easily."

Lu Xian glanced at Xiao Yan's hand gripping Tang Sangui's collar, and a smirk appeared on his lips. "Xiao Yan grabbed his collar, but the chat group didn't flag it as a malicious attack. The line between malicious attacks seems rather blurry. Maybe we can work around with that. I think I have a better method. Wait for me, I'm going out to buy something, I'll be right back."

"Ye Hei, Huo Huo, you two keep an eye on him, and while you're at it, continue explaining what Venerable Yao was going to say earlier."

After saying that, Lu Xian transformed his black outfit back into modern sportswear, pushed open the door, and quickly left.

outside the house.

The smooth roads and neatly arranged streetlights evoke a world that feels both familiar and strange from my memory.

The two short days felt like a lifetime ago.

Lu Xian looked at the tall buildings on both sides of the road, his eyes flickered slightly, but quickly disappeared.

He wandered around the streets in the early morning and then walked into a small supermarket that was still open at night, where the sound of mahjong tiles clattering could be heard.

Lu Xian found a roll of duct tape in a corner of the supermarket, put it into his storage ring, dropped a gold soul coin on the spot, and walked out of the supermarket as if nothing had happened.

The streets were nearly deserted at night. Lu Xian passed by a bar, where a man and a woman were seen arguing and struggling at the entrance. The man was wearing a delivery uniform, was dark-skinned and thin, and the woman was no more than 1.6 meters tall and weighed over 200 pounds...

"Yan Yan, please, don't leave me..."

"You piece of trash! We've been together for two years, and you haven't even had two nights of fun with my ex. You're broke and penniless. I'm still young; I can easily find a rich guy. Why would I hang myself on a crooked tree like you!"

"I will try my best, I really will, please give me another year..."

The man shed tears and repeatedly made promises, wanting to salvage the relationship.

"Give it to me? You good-for-nothing! You only give me 3000 yuan a month. It's not even enough for me to go to bars. Don't even think about a year, even ten years and you'll still be the same loser!"

Lu Xian, who was passing by, couldn't stand it anymore. Being humiliated like this and still begging was too pathetic. Don't men know that they don't easily shed tears?

What a disgrace to men! And this woman is even more bizarre. What kind of values ​​does she have?

He couldn't help but say, "Don't daydream while it's still dark. With your appearance, you're not exactly a beauty queen, but you're still repulsive to everyone. You think rich people will chase after you? With your age spots that even ten centimeters of makeup can't cover, and those fat legs that would make an elephant cry, you're already an old tank, and on top of that, you're ugly and have a lot of problems."

"If someone's willing to take him, shouldn't you be going home and burning incense in gratitude, instead of acting like a damn monster here..."

"You brat, what the hell did you say?!"

The woman was furious and tried to grab Lu Xian's face, but Lu Xian coldly kicked her to the ground.

"You bastard, you dare hit me? I'm calling the police to arrest you and make sure you rot in jail!"

"Dude, you'd better get out of here, there are no security cameras around."

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At this moment, the delivery man stepped forward and shoved Lu Xian, telling him to leave quickly and not cause trouble. He then ran over to help the Ultimate Tank, saying kind words to him.

"Dude, does she have marijuana? That would make you so obsessed?" Lu Xian was shocked.

"I'm truly in love, so mind your own business..."

Lu Xian was speechless and could only shake his head and leave. Modern love is truly hopeless.

After walking several dozen steps, I headed back the way I came.

Then another man and a woman appeared ahead.

This time, the two snuggled together, like a loving couple taking a romantic stroll in the streets at dawn.

"So true love still exists in modern times." Lu Xian sighed upon seeing this. What he had just witnessed must have been just him encountering a strange couple, one willing to give and the other willing to receive.

A man's voice could be heard coming from ahead.

"Lili, as your best friend, I really have to advise you to divorce your husband as soon as possible and divide the family property. Otherwise, if your prostitution is discovered, the law might not be on your side."

Lu Xian's ears twitched. Upon hearing this, his face twitched. "Fine, fine, I was too hasty!"

"I won't let him find out. He works himself to death every day, and when he gets home he just sleeps. He doesn't have time to find out about my affairs."

"Eh."

The man sighed, "Why did you have to work at a brothel like Heaven on Earth? How many people have you slept with this past month? Am I not enough for you?"

The woman thought for a moment and replied jokingly, "I've only slept with you. After all, everyone else keeps me up all night."

The man seemed a little jealous and angry when he heard the joke. "Lili, you should quit that job."

"Why? If I quit, how will I support you? Can't you think about me too? What woman wants to survive in the cracks, to live under the threat of violence?"

"I did all this for you..."

"Lili, you'd be better off finding a rich man. You're still young and beautiful. You just got married too early. Your husband is not good enough for you. I told you not to settle for less."

The woman remained silent, seemingly persuaded.

Lu Xian walked past the two people who were talking quietly and said coldly:

"He's right. With such good qualities, you really shouldn't settle."

"There's a woman in my village who wasn't particularly pretty and lived paycheck to paycheck. She was over eighty years old when she was buried, but she didn't settle for anyone. Guess what? Later, a Supreme Heavenly Emperor named Ye Hei passed by her grave, took a liking to her, dug her up, fed her an elixir of immortality, and brought her back to life. He gave her fifty catties of Heavenly Divine Liquid as a dowry and even helped her break through to the Saint Realm. Now the two of them are living a very good life. Really, don't settle for anyone. You deserve better."

"Your husband is really not good enough for you. Go back and get a divorce. Find someone better. Don't keep hurting other people. I think your male best friend next to you is a perfect match for you."

"Who the hell are you?!"

"I'm the one who's going to kill you!"

(End of this chapter)