Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 21 Tang Sangui, who died from overeating

Less than ten minutes after leaving, Lu Xian returned with a cold face and a hint of blood on his body.

He was utterly disappointed with this distorted modern world of love; what kind of values ​​were these?

Are all those unforgettable love stories passed down from ancient times just lies?

Or is it that this generation has tarnished these two sacred words?

I only went out for a short while tonight, and all I saw were monsters and ghosts!

Lu Xian felt somewhat fortunate.

Thankfully, he won't have to stay in this kind of world anymore, and he can stay away from these disgusting things.

After briefly adjusting his mindset at the door, Lu Xian's cold expression vanished, and he calmly pushed the door open and entered.

Four pairs of eyes were cast toward them at this moment. Tang Sangui had already been tied to the foot of the bed by Xiao Yan, and his mouth had been stuffed with a smelly sock to prevent him from shouting in the middle of the night and causing some unnecessary trouble.

Lu Xian nodded to the group and took out a large roll of tape from his storage ring.

"Tape?" Xiao Yan and Ye Fan exchanged a glance, somewhat puzzled as to why Lu Xian would bring back such a thing after going out.

"What's the point of bringing back this tape?"

Both of them looked puzzled.

"Waaaaah (Please let me go, I really know I was wrong...)"

Realizing that Yao Chen could kill him, Tang Sangui wilted again and began to plead desperately, but he couldn't utter a single coherent sentence. As for the tape in Lu Xian's hand, he didn't care at all; his only fear was Yao Chen.

If time could turn back, Tang Sangui swore he would never have taken the ring containing Yao Chen out of the red envelope.

He has now personally led himself to his doom...

No one present paid any attention to Tang Sangui's pleading eyes; they had already experienced his disgusting face firsthand.

Lu Xian tore off the tape, a chilling smile playing on his lips. "This tape is a good thing; it will allow him to die a very comfortable death."

"Come on, get the socks, help me gag him, make sure it's secure, now watch my performance!"

"Brother Lu, do you want to suffocate him?" Xiao Yan asked in confusion as he pressed down on Tang Sangui's head and wrapped it with tape.

"How could that be? Wouldn't that be letting him off too easily?"

"Hey, Ye Hei, leave him two nostrils open to breathe, otherwise the chat group might flag it as a malicious attack later..."

Lu Xian directed the two of them.

In no time, a large roll of tape was used up.

Tang Sangui's entire head was wrapped in tape, making it look much larger. Except for his nostrils and eyes, which were still visible, the rest of his head was wrapped in layers of tape.

"It's wrapped up, what's next?"

Xiao Yan rubbed his hands together. Brother Lu was being so mysterious, which made him both curious and impatient.

Ye Fan urged, "Brother Lu, stop keeping us in suspense and tell us how you're going to deal with him!"

Yao Chen also became interested and watched with great interest. He had already learned from Xiao Yan what had happened during this time, and that Tang San Gui, the culprit, deserved to die.

Go for it! Go all out!

Lu Xian stopped trying to be the riddle-maker. With everything prepared, he immediately spoke:

"Ladies and gentlemen, to be honest, I have the ability to create 'Oli Gei' (a popular Taiwanese kung fu game) from people's mouths!"

"???"

"Did I hear that right?" Ye Fan picked at his ear, wondering if there was something wrong with his ears.

Lu Xian shrugged: "You heard right, it's exactly what you heard and imagined, making 'Oli Gei' in your mouth."

"..."

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were both a little dumbfounded, and even Yao Lao's face twitched, unable to maintain his composure.

What kind of incredibly abnormal ability is this?!

"I told you to wrap it with tape because I was afraid he would vomit it out."

"Now he can't spit it out, he can only swallow it!"

"I kindly treated the group members to food, so the chat group can't judge me as maliciously attacking them, right?"

Lu Xian's smile was somewhat sinister, causing everyone present to shudder.

Brother Lu, your idea is truly devilish!

But we love it!

Fortunately, Brother Lu is a friend; if he were an enemy, the scene would be unimaginable!

"Brother Lu, quickly show us!"

Ye Fan couldn't wait any longer, and Xiao Yan even let out a "Give me a bite" laugh. Brother Lu, why didn't you say so earlier? Beating him up is not as satisfying as making him eat some "Oli Gei" (a type of spicy snack).

As Lu Xian took his stance.

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan quickly stepped back several steps, afraid of being splashed with excrement. Tang San Gui was even begging for mercy, whimpering. Lu Xian's words almost made him die of disgust.

What kind of weird ability is that?!

If that's the case, it's better to just die!

"What's the point of struggling? Haven't you heard that if you can't resist, you should just enjoy it?"

"Don't worry, I'll feed you right away. I'll make sure you have a good meal tonight."

Lu Xian smiled kindly, and three white-gold soul rings rose from his feet. Tang Sangui's fear deepened, and he struggled and twisted, but unfortunately, he was tied to the solid wood bed leg with rope by Xiao Yan and could not break free at all.

Lu Xian stretched out his finger and designated Tang Sangui as the target of his soul skill.

"Ouch, ouch, I've pooped!"

As the soul incantation was recited, Tang Sangui's mouth visibly swelled up, his teeth chewing, and a stench so foul it could kill a person shot straight to the top of his head. He wanted to vomit, but his mouth was bound with tape and he couldn't open it at all.

[You have created an abstract scene, rated as very abstract, and have earned 1000 abstraction points.]

"Holy crap, it looks like there's really something in his mouth!"

"Brother Lu's ability is just too monstrous!"

"Anyone who offends Brother Lu will suffer a fate worse than death..."

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan clicked their tongues in disbelief; this ability was truly terrifying!

"Great, the chat group isn't responding!"

Lu Xian smiled, which proved that his previous guess was correct.

Feeding fellow group members is a good thing, so how could it be judged as a malicious attack?

The original text can be found at 6#9@book/bar!

As for tying people up with tape, it's just something the group members joked about, so why take it seriously!

Just like when he was kicked by Naiqi before, the group member protection mechanism wasn't triggered. There's actually a lot of room for maneuver in terms of the upper and lower limits.

"Ouch, ouch, I've pooped!"

The third soul skill, activated for the second time, meant that if he said he would make sure Tang Sangui was well-fed, then he would make sure he was well-fed. Lu Xian was a good man who kept his word.

Tang San Gui's already swollen cheeks swelled up even more, making his face look like a ball. His mouth couldn't hold any more, and the contents began to slide down his throat and out of his nostrils. Tang San Gui kept rolling his eyes, his face turned blue, and he kept twitching. It was a truly miserable sight.

A foul stench filled the room.

It's confirmed, it came out of the nostrils, it really is awesome!

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan quickly opened the windows to ventilate the room.

"Ouch, ouch, I've pooped!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

A dozen minutes later.

Lu Xian didn't know how many times he had recited the soul incantation.

At this moment, Tang Sangui's pupils were dilated, and his stomach was swollen like that of a woman in her tenth month of pregnancy. He was already dead; he had been choked to death.

[You have created an abstract scene that has reached unprecedented heights. Congratulations on successfully abstracting a weak enemy to death and gaining 1000 Abstraction Points.]

Abstract value balance: 18000.

[Chat Group: The omniscient fortune teller Tang Daxian has died. The chat group's connection with his world is about to be severed. Group members currently in his world, please leave immediately, or you will be permanently trapped.]

Lu Xian and the others exchanged glances.

"See you next time, brothers!"

"Don't go so high next time, I'll eat my hat—"

"Brother Lu, if I accidentally offend you in the future, you can hit me, scold me, or even slash me a few times to vent your anger, but please don't use that ability on me, I beg you!"

"Actually, besides this, I have other pretty good abilities too."

Ye Fan, Xiao Yan, and Yao Chen hiding in the ring: ...

Is it genuinely good, or is it just a kind of "good" that's similar to this ability?

Brother Lu is indeed "unfathomable"...

As the three teleportation portals opened and three figures stepped into them, the room fell silent.

Before leaving, Lu Xian left behind the several hundred gold coins that Xiao Yan had given him, as a small compensation for attaching "soul rings" to the house.

Thus, an unsolved mystery was born!

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(End of this chapter)