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Chapter 22 Xiao Yan: This is the bond between us!

"Did you go to another world to save your friends again?"

On the sofa in the room, Zhu Zhuqing had her arms wrapped around her full breasts, which were tightly wrapped and outlined by a black tight leather jacket. She crossed her legs and sat upright. Her eyes were full of inquiry. Lu Xian had gone out twice in one night. What exactly was this guy doing?

Where does that portal of light lead?

"No, this time I went to feed an enemy, and I literally stuffed him to death..." Lu Xian hesitated for a moment before answering, telling the truth.

Did feeding them cause...an enemy to die?

Zhu Zhuqing froze, her pupils blank.

You said you saved someone on your first trip out, so I'll believe you for now; it's not too far-fetched.

So on the second trip, you told me you barely managed to kill... one enemy?

Overeating?

The excuses are getting more and more ridiculous!

It would be a miracle if Zhu Zhuqing believed him; he was just spouting nonsense!

The two stared at each other, wide-eyed.

As expected, you don't believe me. Why is it that whenever I tell the truth, you never believe me...?

Lu Xian felt exhausted by this.

"Give us a break, it's almost dawn, we still have to travel..."

Zhu Zhuqing pinched her brow helplessly, feeling a bit tired as well.

"So what if it's dawn? Nobody's going to say anything if I sleep in a little longer. I've decided to sleep until noon before I set off!"

Lu Xian had just finished feeding the dog charlatan some "Oli Gei" (a type of food), and he felt a bit smelly, so he went into the bathroom to take a shower.

There was another guest in the room. He poked his head out and enthusiastically invited, "Little kitty, want to take a bath together?"

"Go to hell!"

A cushion was thrown at him, and Lu Xian ducked to avoid it, then peeked out again.

"Really not going to shower together? I'm really good at scrubbing in the bath, especially at getting rid of dirt!"

Another cushion flew over. "Get lost, or I'll strangle you!"

"This is my room!"

Zhu Zhuqing, enraged by Lu Xian's shameless behavior: ...

"Fine, fine, I'll get out of here," she said angrily, opening the door and leaving.

Tang Sangui was kicked out of the group chat after his death.

[Yan Ling Ji: That disgusting thing, finally get out.]

[Xiao Yan: Feels so good, I feel completely refreshed!]

[Ye Fan: Clarity +1!]

[Yan Ling Ji: By the way, how did you guys torture him? Tell me so I can have a laugh too.]

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan both twitched their faces upon seeing this message. How to torture them?

Brother Lu stuffed her to death with Oli Gei, her stomach was bloated like a woman who was ten months pregnant, can you believe it?

No matter how vivid their imagination, they could never have imagined such an outrageous way to die...

[Lu Xian: We're good people, Fire Princess, how could you use the word "torture"?!]

[Lu Xian: We just overfed him to death. For someone who was destined to die anyway, this kind of death should be considered a rather fortunate one.]

Is dying this way of dying not happy enough?

Throughout history, how many prisoners have received such good treatment?

They say it's better to die well-fed, and Tang Sangui was definitely as full as he could possibly be.

Lu Xian felt he had been far too kind.

[Yan Ling Ji: Overeat?]

[Yan Lingji: You guys were so confident before you went, promising to prepare this and that, and this is what you get? It's truly disappointing. That disgusting stuff deserves to be skinned alive.]

Yan Lingji was troubled and felt that dying like this was too lenient on that charlatan. If possible, she would like to drag him out and whip his corpse.

[Lu Xueqi: I think it's fine. No matter how many sins he committed in life, death erases all grudges.]

[Yan Ling Ji: You just weren't angered by his disgusting words.]

[Lu Xian: That's how Naiqi is. Her thoughts and beliefs are deeply influenced by the sect. Qingyun Sect is the leader of the righteous path in her world. She has been influenced by the righteous ideology of Qingyun Sect for many years, so her way of doing things is indeed different from ours.]

[Xiao Yan: Actually, I think that charlatan's death was far worse than being skinned alive and having his tendons pulled out...]

[Ye Fan: +1, seeing him stuffed to the point of bursting, I'm almost traumatized.]

[Yan Lingji: Juniors, is this all you've got?]

Is it really that scary to overeat?

Yan Lingji couldn't understand it at all.

Xiao Yan: ...

[Ye Fan: Bro, how about we...]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Ye Hei, you're too ruthless! You actually thought of saying these things to the Ancestor...]

[Yan Ling Ji: ?]

[Lu Xian: Stop!]

Why are we talking about our ancestors again?

Want to be promoted to a higher generation again?

Lu Xian quickly changed the subject.

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, I got some loot from fighting monsters in Ye Hei's world, mostly junk magic items from their world. I'm not sure if they'll work in your world, so I'm sending them to you first.]

Lu Xian sent Xiao Yan a personalized red envelope.

[Xiao Yan: Trash magic weapon?]

The original text can be found at 6#9@book/bar!

[Lu Xian: What's trash to Ye Hei would be useless to you. If it's usable, it'd be a divine weapon, far superior to ordinary weapons.]

Xiao Yan: I feel insulted...

Xiao Yan received an exclusive red envelope.

[Xiao Yan: I'll have my teacher take a look first, and if it's suitable, we'll put it on auction.]

[Lu Xian: Fine, you figure it out yourself.]

[Ye Fan: We just parted ways, Brother Kadian, and you've already become an apprentice?]

[Xiao Yan: Of course! Otherwise, my three years of Dou Qi being absorbed would have been for nothing. I definitely have to get my benefits back from that old man. Right now, our Xiao family's market is in a precarious situation, being suppressed by the other two major families. Now that there's a ready-made patron, I naturally have to hold on tight!]

[Xiao Yan: I can learn alchemy, improve my strength, and solve my family's crisis—a triple win! I, Xiao Yan, am about to embark on a thrilling novel journey. In three years, I will utterly crush Nalan Yanran!]

Xiao Yan gave himself a thumbs up for his decisiveness.

Just now, upon returning to the Dou Qi Continent, he immediately bowed in reverence, leaving Yao Chen somewhat speechless.

[Ye Fan: It has to be you again. I envy people who have powerful connections to rely on. But who is Nalan Yanran? Sounds like a girl's name, right? Why did you have to beat her so badly?]

[Xiao Yan: It's a humiliating past, best left unmentioned.]

[Ye Fan: Hey, timing guy! The more you say that, the more curious I get!]

[Lu Xian: Nalan Yanran was originally Huo Huo's fiancée, but she went to Huo Huo's house to break off the engagement, causing Huo Huo's entire family to lose face and become a laughing stock in Wutan City. Huo Huo was furious and made a three-year agreement with her. Three years later, Huo Huo will go to Nalan Yanran's sect, Yunlan Sect, to fight her to the death.]

[Lu Xian: In the original novel, although Huo Huo won the three-year agreement, proved herself, proved her fiancé's poor judgment, and saved her family's reputation, she also caused the Yunlan Sect, where Nalan Yanran belonged, to lose face. As a result, she was besieged and killed by the older generation of the Yunlan Sect, and almost did not leave the Yunlan Sect.]

Xiao Yan's eyes narrowed. Could such a thing really exist?

"Is the Yunlan Sect a sore loser?"

"There are even older generations involved, and they're even ganging up on each other! That's utterly shameless!"

Xiao Yan cursed inwardly.

[Ye Fan: A three-year agreement? That's exciting! Please make sure you take me with you then!]

[Ye Fan: My strength should have improved by now, Brother Kadian. I'll be there to support you then, and I'll count you in for the fights!]

Yunlan Sect vs. Emperor Ye?

Lu Xian found it quite interesting.

[Lu Xueqi: Three years from now? Then count me in too!]

[Yan Ling Ji: Count me in too.]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, I'll go watch the show too. I remember the most powerful former sect leader of the Yunlan Sect was a Dou Zong. If he makes a move, I can help you deal with him.]

Faced with the support of his fellow group members, Xiao Yan was filled with a feeling of being moved.

Did you see that? Did you all see that?

This is the bond that binds me, Xiao Yan!

Yunlan Sect, right?

If you all just stay put, then so be it.

How dare you be so shameless! Just wait and see how I, Xiao Yan, will use the power of bonds to overthrow your entire Yunlan Sect three years from now!

[Xiao Yan: Everyone, I, Xiao Yan, will remember this kindness...]

[Lu Xian: Don't try to be sentimental like Ye Hei. Ye Hei is naturally melancholic and misses his mother's embrace. Are you sentimental too?]

[Ye Fan: I protest!]

[Lu Xian: Protest denied!]

[Lu Xian: It's late, I have to keep traveling before dawn, I can't keep rambling!]

[Lu Xian: I can't scroll anymore, that's enough, you guys chat...]

(End of this chapter)