Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 4 Tang San Gui and the enthusiastic group members

Lu Xian briefly checked the group files in the chat group.

"On the Myriad Realms and Heavens," "Detailed Explanation of the Mutual Aid Group Among the Heavens," "On the Roundness of Heaven and the Squareness of Earth," "On the Constant Universe and Stars," "On..."

These are all things that introduce the worldview, which may be very useful to people like Lu Xueqi and Yan Lingji, making it easier for them to understand the existence of the chat group.

But for Lu Xian, it was completely useless.

Chat group.

[Lu Xian: Hold on, friends, I have a question. There's a cute little girl with a baby face and huge breasts lying in front of me, completely at my mercy. What should I do next?]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu Xian, you're integrating into the chat group so quickly!]

[Xiao Yan: I have a good suggestion!]

[Xiao Yan: I think you should take off her clothes, her pants, and then her underwear.]

[Xiao Yan: Then I'll pull out the rubber band from my underwear, make a slingshot, and smash her windows!]

Battle Through the World.

At the Xiao family residence in Wutan City, Xiao Yan let out a "Give me a thumbs up" laugh; finally, a new member had joined the chat group.

That girl named Lu Xueqi in the group is like an ice cube, barely saying a word all day long; she's not interesting at all.

The fortune teller Tang Daxian is so mysterious that he can't find anyone to chat with in group chats.

Now it's all good!

This guy named Lu Xian seems like an interesting fellow. He just arrived and he's already using shared bikes. Once he figures out the functions of the chat group, I guess I won't be so bored in the group anymore.

[Ye Fan: Is this a legitimate chat group? Why am I seeing people doing smut right away? Is it too late for me to get off?]

Cover the world.

In an ancient city in the Eastern Wilderness, Ye Fan was having a late-night snack at an inn. After reading the group file introduction, he had basically figured out what kind of chat group it was.

Although he didn't know how the chat group came about, he quickly adapted to these things.

The familiar penguin chat interface, in particular, made Ye Fan feel a strong sense of warmth and familiarity.

[Xiao Yan: The car doors are welded shut; no one is getting off today!]

[Ye Fan: Brother Xiao Yan, you're quite the comedian! Could it be...?]

Xiao Yan: Could it be...?

[Ye Fan: Imperial Jade Liquor!]

[Xiao Yan: 180 per cup!]

[Ye Fan: Eighty with the hammer!]

[Xiao Yan: Little Hammer Forty!]

[Xiao Yan: It's my turn to ask you!]

[Ye Fan: Come on!]

[Xiao Yan: Here's the question!]

[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend gets her period?!]

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water!]

[Xiao Yan: What to do when your girlfriend is sick!]

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water!!]

[Xiao Yan: What to do when your girlfriend is angry!]

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water!!!]

[Xiao Yan: Tears well up in my eyes, brother!]

[Ye Fan: Tears well up in my eyes, brother!]

[Lu Xueqi: I have a feeling you guys aren't saying anything nice.]

[The Calculating Master Tang: Hehe, it seems the new kid has integrated quickly and is very energetic.]

[The omniscient fortune teller Tang Daxian: @Yan Lingji, you Baiyue demoness, aren't you going to show up and say hello to everyone?]

Earth.

In a rented room in Shanghai, a thin, unremarkable young man stared at the chat screen in front of him, his lips curling up in a wild smile.

"Great! A future Ye Fan, the Heavenly Emperor, has actually arrived. As long as I can fool him and find a chance to travel back in time to get a Desolate Heavenly Emperor Dao Seed, I won't lack cultivation techniques. Why would I need to cultivate battle qi? Laying a foundation is so difficult, even a dog wouldn't practice it."

"And there's also Yan Lingji, the goddess from the Chinese animation 'Qin Shi' series. This chat group really understands me, giving away both cultivation techniques and beauties!"

"But who on earth is this Lu Xian from Douluo Continent?"

Does this character exist in the Douluo Continent series?

Tang Sangui was a little puzzled. After a brief moment of thought, he really couldn't remember such a person.

"He's probably just a minor character from Douluo Continent. Anyway, it's a fantasy story, so it doesn't matter!"

"I need to find a way to extract their timeline so I can better deceive them..."

My phone suddenly beeped with a notification sound.

Tang Sangui picked it up and looked at it; it was a message from his ex-girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend: San Gui, I regret breaking up with you. Let's get back together, okay?

Tang Sangui was stunned for a moment, then sneered, "I'm a man with a chat group cheat now, you think you're worthy?"

"Forget it, I'll just pretend to flatter her for now. I can't sleep with beauties like Yan Lingji and Lu Xueqi for the time being, so I'll have to fool them for a while. This woman is alright looking, so I'll get back together with her for now and sleep with her for a bit. Once I've fooled all the beauties in the heavens, I'll kick her to the curb."

Tang Sangui started tapping on the screen, typing away.

Tang Sangui: Rongrong, you promised to be my girlfriend before the New Year, but I never expected you to break up with me right after the New Year. (Crying emoji)

Tang Sangui: Rongrong, is there something I didn't do well enough before?

Ex-girlfriend: San Gui, I acted impulsively before. Let's get back together. I'll treat you better from now on.

Tang Sangui: Great! I'm so happy! (smiley face.jpg)

Ex-girlfriend: Hmm, it's Mid-Autumn Festival today, San Gui, aren't you coming to my house to give me a gift?

Ex-girlfriend: Remember to bring my dad ten cartons of cigarettes, ten cases of Moutai, and 66,000 RMB each for clothes for me and my mom.

Ex-girlfriend: You don't need to bring anything else; it's not easy for you to earn money.

Ex-girlfriend: Oh, right!

Ex-girlfriend: I bought two cases of milk for your aunt and uncle, you can take them back with you!

Tang Sangui held his phone in silence for a moment, staring at the screen and rubbing his eyes hard, wondering if he was seeing things.

However, those words are still the same words.

The blood was so painful it stung my eyes.

"Fuck your mother, you filthy bitch!"

Tang San, in a fit of rage, threw his phone at the wall, shattering it into pieces.

"You bastard, you fooled me once, and you want to fool me again? You really think I'm a sucker! Once I cultivate the Heaven-Covering Technique, I'll wipe out your whole family, or I'll call myself Tang San Dog!!!"

Tang Sangui was so angry that he was trembling all over.

It took a while for the anger to subside, and then I started to feel sorry for my phone.

"Forget it, it's just a cell phone. Once I master the Heaven-Covering Technique, I'll be able to roam freely on Earth. Even nuclear bombs won't be able to touch me. I'll have everything I want then."

The original text can be found at 6#9@book/bar!

He composed himself and looked at the chat group.

[Yan Ling Ji: Who are you people?]

[Lu Xian: I want to ask that too!]

Douluo World.

Lu Xian scanned the names of the six people in the group chat. One of them had a distinctly different style, so he started pretending to be unsophisticated...

[Xiao Yan: Didn't you guys read the instructions in the group files?]

[Lu Xian: I've seen it, but I don't really understand it.]

[Ye Fan: That's what idiots are like.]

[Lu Xueqi: I was just like you at first. Don't worry, you'll understand eventually.]

[Xiao Yan: You two, just think of the rest of the people in the group as people from another world. Every world is different, with its own characteristics and cultivation systems. It's the chat group that connects us from different worlds.]

[Xiao Yan: If you have any difficulties, you can discuss them in the group chat. If you can't solve them, go to Master Tang. I had a health problem before, and my cultivation was regressing instead of progressing. It was Master Tang who cured me and sealed away the evil spirit that was affecting me.]

[Xiao Yan: Moreover, Master Tang's fortune-telling and divination are really accurate; I've personally verified it!]

Evil spirit?

Could it be Yao Lao...?

Huo Huo, you've probably been completely fooled.

Lu Xian's lips twitched.

[Lu Xian: Really?]

[Lu Xian: I have a problem right now. A friend of mine is injured, and her wound is still bleeding profusely. I feel that if she doesn't get treatment soon, she might not make it. But I don't know any herbs, and I don't know how to stop the bleeding and treat her wound. Master Tang, do you have any ideas?]

[The all-knowing fortune teller, Master Tang: I only observe destiny and investigate fate. For such trivial matters, please consult other members of the group.]

[Xiao Yan: I have some ointment for treating external injuries. Wait, let me find it. I'll send you a red envelope. This is an ointment used by mercenaries in our world; it's very effective at stopping bleeding.]

[Lu Xueqi: I have healing pills that are effective for both external and internal injuries.]

Xiao Yan sent Lu Xian a personalized red envelope.

Lu Xueqi sent Lu Xian a personalized red envelope.

Lu Xian received two exclusive red envelopes.

[Lu Xian: Thank you, Brother Xiao Yan, and Miss Xueqi, for your help!]

[Xiao Yan: It's nothing. Go and treat your friend's injuries. As seniors, it's only right that we take care of you newcomers.]

Huo Huo is quite kind-hearted!

I'd rather be Xiao Yan's underling than Tang San's brother; the ancients were right!

Lu Xian closed the chat interface.

First, he took a white, herbal-scented pill from Lu Xueqi's red envelope and put it into Zhu Zhuqing's mouth. Then, he took a dark, sticky substance from Xiao Yan's red envelope, tore open the leather jacket over Zhu Zhuqing's wound, and began to apply ointment.

The stinging sensation of the ointment against the wound caused Zhu Zhuqing to groan intermittently, her delicate body trembling frequently.

Lu Xian has obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he applied the ointment very carefully and evenly, taking a lot of effort to apply the medicine to each wound.

Whether it was Lu Xueqi's elixir or Xiao Yan's ointment that were so effective, the wound stopped bleeding immediately.

"Finally finished, this should keep you alive, you cat..."

Lu Xian breathed a sigh of relief and looked up to see that Zhu Zhuqing had woken up at some point and was now staring at him with wide eyes.

"You were awake! Why didn't you say so sooner!"

Lu Xian opened his mouth, speechless, and complained, "Aren't you ruining my great cause of chatting in the group?"

Zhu Zhuqing paused for a moment, then nodded and said softly, "Thank you."

She struggled to get up, swayed, and then sat back down.

"Don't move! Don't let the wound bleed again right after the medicine was applied..."

"I can't stay here. My sister will definitely bring more assassins. If we don't leave now, we might never be able to leave again. You'd better leave quickly too..."

Zhu Zhuqing stubbornly stood up, leaning against the tree trunk.

What you said seems to make sense.

Lu Xian stroked his chin, then decisively squatted down. "Come on up, you give us directions, and we'll leave."

"you……"

Zhu Zhuqing hesitated for a moment, then climbed onto Lu Xian's back, letting him carry her, and asked in a low voice, "Where are you going?"

"Isn't that obvious? Of course we're going to the Heaven Dou Empire, not the Star Luo Empire!

(End of this chapter)