Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 5 Reversing the Heavenly Gang

Lu Xian carried Zhu Zhuqing on his back as they hurried through the forest.

Guided by Zhu Zhuqing, they ran for more than an hour and finally emerged from the vast forest.

During this period, the chat group was constantly buzzing with messages, mostly about Xiao Yan, praising the divination master Tang Daxian and extolling his abilities.

Even Lu Xueqi, the taciturn and icy beauty, praised her several times.

Lu Xian thought the two of them were truly a hidden dragon and a phoenix.

They were completely fooled and even helped the other person count their money.

However, Lu Xian did not come away empty-handed in the past hour or so.

He roughly knew Xiao Yan and Lu Xueqi's experiences and the current timeline.

Xiao Yan has already gone through the annulment of his engagement and has now cultivated back to the sixth level of Dou Qi from the third level. At this point in the original story, he should have already become a Dou Zhe and should be working on resolving the threat to his family's market and following Yao Lao to cultivate in the Monster Mountain Range.

But now he is still in the Xiao family, working hard to break through to the seventh level of Dou Qi.

He cultivated back to the sixth level of Dou Qi entirely through his own talent. As for Yao Lao, the ring containing Yao Lao's soul had already been tricked away by Tang Daxian under the pretext of suppressing evil spirits, and it was probably still lying in the red envelope at this moment.

Xiao Yan was completely unaware of this and was even extremely grateful...

Lu Xian didn't even know how to complain.

As for Lu Xueqi, the Seven Sects Martial Arts Tournament storyline hasn't even started yet; Lu Xueqi is still a little girl.

The sage Tang Daxian had previously told her that Zhang Xiaofan was the greatest demon in their world, possessing not only the most precious treasures of the demonic path, but also destined to become entangled with demonic witches, eventually joining the demonic path and opposing the Qingyun Sect.

Lu Xueqi secretly went to Zhang Xiaofan's Dazhu Peak to investigate and indeed found that there was something wrong with the fire poker that Zhang Xiaofan carried with him.

This led Lu Xueqi to completely believe in the mysterious group member, Tang Daxian, who claimed to be able to predict the future...

The two of them are truly a perfect combination: the Crouching Dragon Xiao Yan and the Phoenix Chick Lu Xueqi!

[Master Tang, the Calculator: Actually, these are not big deals, no need to publicize them so much. I'm happy to be able to help everyone in the group.]

[Ye Fan: Great Immortal, may I ask for your fortune telling to predict when I will be able to return home and see my family again?]

[The divination master Tang Daxian: Young friend Ye Fan, when you first joined the group, I cast a divination for you; you are extraordinary!]

[Ye Fan: But they all say I'm just a useless person, and my cultivation has indeed been exceptionally difficult. How could I be extraordinary?]

[The all-knowing and shrewd Tang Daxian: You rode a coffin pulled by nine dragons, descended from Earth to the Big Dipper, and finally entered the desolate ancient forbidden land. You also consumed the sacred fruit and divine spring. This in itself is a great fortune. You are a person with great fortune, and your future achievements are destined to be limitless. You will sweep away all enemies in this world, live nine lifetimes in reverse, become an immortal in the mortal world, and suppress an era.]

[Xiao Yan: Holy crap, that's awesome! Is Brother Ye really going to be this kind of giant in the future?]

Ye Fan: ...

The world of "Covering the Sky" - Yandu Inn.

Ye Fan was bewildered and somewhat shocked.

What's confusing is whether I'll really be this amazing in the future.

What was shocking was that this fortune teller, Tang Daxian, described everything he had experienced with perfect accuracy.

We are from different worlds.

Is it really possible for someone to be able to predict things in another world from the perspective of someone in another world?

This is too far-fetched.

[Ye Fan: Great Immortal, what you said is absolutely accurate! The first part of my experience is exactly as described. Great Immortal, when will I have the opportunity to cross the starry sea and return to Earth?]

[The divination master Tang Daxian: I can perform divination for you, but you must first tell me about your recent experiences. Also, divination requires a catalyst, which is an item you usually carry with you, preferably an item with spiritual power.]

[Ye Fan: Experience? My most recent experience was visiting Ziyang Cave Heaven and seeing my ex-girlfriend. As for the spiritual items, please enlighten me, Great Immortal.]

[The shrewd and fortune-telling Tang Daxian: Perhaps Bodhi seeds could be worth a try.]

Inside the inn room, Ye Fan took out the Bodhi seed, hesitated for a moment, wondering if he should try sending a red envelope. He really wanted to go home.

Douluo World.

The messages in the group chat were something Lu Xian couldn't stand anymore.

That bastard, never learns his lesson. He's already starting to swindle and cheat as soon as a new guy arrives, isn't he?

[Lu Xian: Great Immortal, why do I feel like you're trying to fool Ye Fan? You wouldn't be after his Bodhi Seed and trying to trick him, would you?]

[The all-knowing fortune teller, Tang Daxian: Ridiculous! Am I that kind of person?]

[Xiao Yan: That's right, Brother Lu. You don't understand the Great Immortal. He's incredibly accurate in his calculations and has always selflessly helped us. He's definitely not the kind of person you're describing.]

[Lu Xian: Perhaps I misunderstood the Great Immortal.]

[The divination master Tang: It's alright. You all haven't known me for long, so it's understandable that young friend Lu might have some misunderstandings about me. However, since young friend Lu has already brought it up, I'll perform a divination for you as well.]

Lu Xian sneered, "I'd like to see what you can say."

[Lu Xian: Please speak, Great Immortal.]

[The all-knowing and all-powerful Tang Daxian: Young friend, your world is called Douluo Continent. You cultivate soul power, and you need to hunt soul beasts to create soul rings in order to break through to the next level as a soul master. Am I correct?]

[Lu Xian: Great Immortal, you're amazing!]

[The all-knowing and all-powerful Tang Daxian: Hehe, young friend Lu Xian, would you like to know about the future of your world?]

Earth.

Tang Sangui looked at the chat group interface in front of him with disdain.

"You think I can't fool you locals?"

"If it weren't for the need to develop your character to better fool Ye Fan, I wouldn't bother wasting my breath on you, this extra in the fantasy world."

Douluo World.

Lu Xian narrowed his eyes.

You bastard!

So you're starting to rebel against the Heavenly Generals, aren't you!

It's a good thing you're not in front of me right now, otherwise I'd teach you a lesson about how to "kneel"!

[Lu Xian: Of course I want to know!]

[The divination master Tang Daxian: Then tell me about your recent experiences, and send me a list of any spiritually significant items you possess, and I will begin my divination.]

experience?

A wicked smile crept across Lu Xian's lips.

good good!

I hope you won't be scared after hearing my story!

[Lu Xian: My recent experiences... well, they might sound a bit surreal. I'm afraid of startling the Great Immortal, so should I really tell you?]

[The all-knowing fortune teller, Master Tang: Tell me everything!]

[Ye Fan: You're being a bit disrespectful to the Great Immortal.]

[Xiao Yan: That's right, Brother Lu Xian, you should still have a sense of awe towards the Great Immortal.]

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[Lu Xueqi: Lu Xian, you're new to the group and don't know how great the Master is. However, I believe he won't hold these minor offenses against you. Since he's willing to do divination for you, you should be grateful. Please don't continue to speak so recklessly.]

[Yan Ling Ji: Interesting, tell me!]

[Lu Xian: Okay.]

[Lu Xian: Since everyone's saying so, then I'll talk about my recent experiences.]

[Lu Xian: It's quite bizarre, actually.]

[Lu Xian: Family, does anyone understand?]

The first sentence had just appeared.

Tang Sangui broke out in a cold sweat. Why did those words look so familiar?

[Lu Xian: I had just gotten out of school and was walking peacefully on the road when suddenly a dump truck came and sent me flying!]

[Lu Xian: When I woke up again, holy crap, I'd transmigrated to the Douluo Continent!]

These two sentences made Tang Sangui's face turn purplish-blue.

He was the first person to join the chat group, so he had the privilege of changing his name, but that was all.

"Damn it, why don't I have the privileges to mute or kick people?!"

[Lu Xian: I'm so damn confused!]

[Lu Xian: Not only did I transmigrate, but I also suddenly joined a chat group.]

[Lu Xian: Joining the chat group is bad enough, but I also saw people using it to scam others.]

[Lu Xian: It's one thing to see someone swindling people in a chat group, but the problem is there are a bunch of complete idiots in the group who have been completely fooled!]

[Lu Xian: Abstract! It's really too abstract!]

[Lu Xian: What kind of situation haven't I, Lu Xian, seen?!]

[Lu Xian: But I've never seen such an abstract chat group before!]

[Lu Xian: Can you imagine how desperate I felt joining this kind of chat group?]

[Lu Xian: Right now, all I want to do is hold a copy of *Zhu Xian* in my left hand and a copy of *Battle Through the Heavens* in my right, and slap them hard across the faces of Wolong Huohuo and Fengchu Naiqi!]

Crouching Dragon Fire, Phoenix Chick Milky?

Xiao Yan and Lu Xueqi both turned pale.

[Lu Xian: If we could have another version of "Covering the Sky," to wake up Ye Hei and Ye Tiandi, that would be perfect!]

Ye Fan was puzzled. "Ye Hei Ye Tiandi, are you talking about me?"

"Could it be that I'll be really awesome in the future? But what does 'Ye Hei' mean?"

[Lu Xian: Damn it! There's only one Firestarter in the group, is she even remotely sane?]

[Lu Xian: That doesn't seem right either, the Fire-Fighting Princess hasn't even started getting tricked yet!]

[Lu Xian: Who knows, after being fooled, one might also become abstract!]

Suburbs of Xinzheng, South Korea.

Inside a secluded stone chamber halfway up a mountain, a graceful, naked figure swims like a mermaid in a huge crystal cage filled with water.

Her smooth, black hair danced in the water, partially obscuring her three private parts, creating a breathtakingly alluring scene that was simply irresistible.

"Fire-starter?"

"Is this referring to me?"

[Lu Xian: This is so hard for me!]

[Lu Xian: Why did you make me join such a low-IQ chat group?!]

Everyone: ? ? ?

You mean we all have very low IQs?

Lu Xian's messages almost filled up half of the chat window, with message notifications beeping incessantly.

Tang Sangui was already collapsed on the ground, his pupils wide open, breathing rapidly.

It's all been exposed! All their secrets have been revealed!

Damn it, why is there this thing in the group?!

(End of this chapter)