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Chapter 47 Brother Lu, he's got a cerebellum! [Bonus chapter for Brother Nangong's donation]

An ordinary hotel in Nottingham.

"Is this her background?"

Zhu Zhuqing sat on the sofa with her legs crossed and her chin resting on her hand, staring in surprise at the little girl not far away who was holding a calligraphy brush, kneeling on a roll of paper, and writing with a serious expression.

"Hmm." Lu Xian nodded. He had just explained the little girl's background. There was no point in hiding these things from the kitten.

"Brother Lu, I've finished writing!"

The little girl happily climbed off the roll of paper, holding up her calligraphy brush to show off her progress, wanting to invite Brother Lu over to see her learning achievements.

Lu Xian seemed to see a reflection of his younger self in her confident little face, recalling his kindergarten days when he would proudly hold up his test paper, only to be met with a dark, pockmarked face by the teacher and sent home to be swept under the rug...

Compared to her "clever" self, the little girl's "exam paper" shouldn't be so terrible.

The little girl was wearing a fresh blue embroidered palace dress. Her skin was fair and rosy, and her two pigtails were adorned with silver chain leaf ornaments. She was as delicate and beautiful as a porcelain doll that had come out of a fairy tale. She was very cute.

She no longer looked as pitiful as before.

No one knows better than Lu Xian how to properly raise a child!

"Oh? Brother Lu, come and take a look."

Lu Xian smiled and stepped forward, ruffling the little girl's hair before glancing at the roll of paper laid out on the carpet.

When the sun arrives, the first rays of dawn will rise in the east.

The crimson mist veils the area, resembling a curtain of silk.

The sun shines brightly on the green hills, and mist and rain splash across the Chu River.

Red Stone Stream in Winter, resembling an agate pool.

The setting sun casts its warm glow, and my dreams are filled with joy.

They float and bathe in their dreams, like pheasants in flight.

good good!

The forty-eight-character mantra is accurate to the last word.

There are successors! There are truly successors!

I am very pleased!

Lu Xian smiled and gave a thumbs up, not holding back his praise: "Well written! You're great, Nannan!"

"Brother Lu, how should I practice this unique skill?" The little girl smiled happily after receiving affirmation, but she was also a little confused. She had a good memory and could remember the Forty-Eight True Words after Brother Lu taught her once, but she couldn't understand their meaning.

"It's very simple. In the future, when Nannan sees someone she dislikes, she can recite these forty-eight secret mantras to him. As she recites them, Nannan will learn them." Lu Xian patiently and kindly taught her.

"I understand, little girl!" The little girl jumped up happily. So this secret technique was so simple!

What kind of secret technique?

Zhu Zhuqing thought that Lu Xian was only teaching ordinary calligraphy, but she didn't expect it to be a unique skill.

She stepped forward with great interest to take a look, then her eyebrows furrowed slightly, and after thinking carefully, she finally... realized the truth!

The way he looked at Lu Xian had become a little strange.

You must be very healthy to teach kids these things, right?

Of course, Lu Xian's little black horse is super healthy; it can eat ten pounds of hay in one meal!

[Ye Fan: I just got rid of a little troublemaker, and now a little grass spirit has arrived. This little grass spirit keeps interfering with my cultivation. It seems to be trying to convey some message, but I really can't understand it. Brother Lu, I hate you!]

[Ye Fan: I can't even cultivate properly anymore, I'm desperate, I miss it!]

[Lu Xian: Then pick a bad day to do it, so you can turn it into a good day.]

[Xiao Yan: Can we wait a while before you die? My third uncle's second cousin's fourth aunt's granddaughter's husband's youngest son's wife's old sow is about to give birth, and I'm afraid you'll die and be reincarnated into my family.]

Starting at zero frames, two spawn points, and your horse is gone!

Ye Fan looked at the little grass spirits circling around him by the cauldron, and his mentality underwent a subtle change. It was a mentality of utter despair, a mentality of wanting to just lie down and give up.

[Yan Ling Ji: Why are the three of you exchanging... uh... like this...?]

She seemed unable to think of a good adjective.

[Lu Xian: Don't be envious. Learn more and understand more. You can be a Fire-Fighting Princess too. By the way, how come you have time to join the three-person chat group?]

[Yan Lingji: It's getting dark. I found an abandoned village to stay in, but I couldn't sleep because there were so many mosquitoes. I burned a bunch of them, but a few more flew in through the window. They started biting me as soon as I closed my eyes, and I got so many bites. It's so itchy and infuriating!]

[Xiao Yan: This is easy, I'll teach you. This is amazing wisdom from over two thousand years in the future. Just use your fingernail to make a cross on the mosquito bite, and you've completed the exorcism process. The itching will stop.]

[Ye Fan: It's clearly a nail-shaped character!]

[Xiao Yan: Nailing a cross on top is the correct way!]

[Ye Fan: I personally tested it and found that the cross shape still causes itching; only the rice-shaped nail can successfully exorcise evil spirits!]

[Xiao Yan: I won't argue with you. The minority should submit to the majority. What do you think, Brother Lu?]

[Lu Xian: I think we should nail a cross on it too...]

[Xiao Yan: @Ye Fan, see, see, I told you the cross shape was useful! The minority has to obey the majority!]

[Lu Xian: After nailing the cross on, I always take a Phillips screwdriver and unscrew the bag to completely exorcise the evil spirit!]

Ye Fan: Huh?

The original text can be found at 6#9@book/bar!

[Xiao Yan: Huh?]

Case solved!

While everyone else binds their feet, Brother Lu is different; he probably bound his cerebellum instead!

……

Zhu Zhuqing went to the bathroom to take a shower. She had been traveling all day, and after arriving in Notting City, she had taken the little girl shopping for clothes and to the Martial Soul Branch Hall to buy Martial Soul Awakening Stones and Soul Power Crystal Balls. She was quite tired and just wanted to relax in the bathtub.

The task of coaxing the little girl was ruthlessly dumped on Lu Xian.

He had cultivated a relationship with Lu Xianle, who would become his future benefactor, so he had no choice but to take on the responsibility!

The lights were turned off.

He lay on his side on the bed, propping his head up with one hand and gently patting his little girl with the other, telling her the poignant love story of the Little Mermaid and the Prince to lull her to sleep.

As always, the little girl curled up her thin body. This was the first time she had ever experienced such a warm bed. Her big, dark eyes looked at Lu Xian quietly, a peaceful smile on her lips. She had never felt this way about having family by her side before. Brother Lu Xian was the brightest light in her little heart.

"Long, long ago, there was a prince who was sailing on the sea..."

"Later, a sudden gale arose at sea, and the prince accidentally fell into the ocean..."

"The prince is clumsy; he can't swim..."

"Fortunately, a mermaid princess rescued the prince and brought him back to shore..."

"The prince was seeing the mermaid princess for the first time and became curious and interested in her. He waited patiently on the shore for many days, hoping to see the mermaid princess who had saved him again, but the mermaid princess never appeared again..."

"Later, the prince returned to his country and consulted books, finally learning about the Little Mermaid's race and the area where they lived..."

"Books say that mermaids are the darlings of heaven and earth..."

A soft, even snore came from beside him. Lu Xian lowered his voice and finished telling the story.

"It's good stuff..."

"Later, he fished out the mermaid, cooked her into soup, and from then on, the kingdom's power grew rapidly..."

The following chapters will include bonus content such as the main character's new look and the little girl's new look.

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