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Chapter 48 Oh my god! [Please vote and read on!]

The little girl was sleeping soundly, her peaceful appearance endearing.

"Kids are so easy to please, unlike Naiqi, who gives me the cold shoulder all the time, she's not cute at all..."

Lu Xian smiled slightly. Taking good care of the little girl now would definitely not do any harm. Who knows, the Empress might be deeply moved in the future, and then, with a wave of her hand, she would take him as her sugar daddy and say in a domineering manner, "Look, this is the Beidou Empire that I have conquered for you!"

If in the future there really is such a stunningly beautiful and peerless emperor who can dominate the world and take care of Lu Xian, even if he has to have women on both sides and eat as many Dao flowers as he wants, he would be willing!

Sigh, it's dark now, not a good time for daydreaming. Let's wait until it's light.

Lu Xian yawned and carefully got out of bed. He had been tired all day and felt a little listless. In this situation, he should take a hot bath to relax.

To avoid waking the little girl who had just fallen asleep, Lu Xian tiptoed away, turned the sturdy wooden door of the bathroom, and pushed it open a crack.

Huh?

The bathroom light was on?

This hotel is so thoughtful! They didn't even turn off the bathroom light, as if they were worried that guests wouldn't be able to see the way!

Lu Xian made up his mind that he had to give a one-star review when checking out to encourage them, so that they would never dare to waste the country's electricity resources again, as that would be a truly shameful act.

The sturdy wooden door was pushed open completely, and wisps of steam rose above the small bathroom. From the bathtub, which was barely thigh-high, came the soft sound of splashing water. A pair of beautiful eyes, filled with a hint of panic, were cast over and met Lu Xian's gaze as he stood there, still holding the doorknob, looking dazed.

It should be a beautiful day...

That's ridiculous! No, wait!

The idea that "Big White is good" doesn't seem right either!

It was a huge disaster, just one point away from being a good day!

……

Lu Xian truly witnessed it today.

Why is the kitten taking a nice bath in my room?

Didn't she always go back to her own room before?

After a brief moment of confusion, Lu Xian was overjoyed.

Why bother doing so much!

He now has three choices in front of him.

One: Hehehe, with a strange laugh, he pounced on it, and started eating and eating and eating!

Second: Say sorry, then pretend to be a gentleman, close the door, and look for a crack in the door. If there is no crack, make one yourself and act as a peephole cat.

Three: Let's apply some glue first!

Before Lu Xian could even make this difficult choice...

"close the door!"

The kitten let out a low growl of shame and indignation. Its cheeks were flushed red, whether from the bath or from shyness, it was hard to tell. Its delicate and beautiful face was exceptionally charming at this moment, like a blooming rose after the rain.

"Okay!"

Lu Xian slammed the door shut, leaned against it, patted his chest, and muttered to himself with a look of relief, "Thank goodness, I almost lost my gentlemanly image. This is too much! Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't speak what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear. Fine, let me be a little indecent..."

"Bah! How could I, Lu Xian, do something like taking advantage of someone in distress? I'm a scholar who has studied the Spring and Autumn Annals!"

"Whoosh~" A piece of clothing came flying at that moment.

It was precisely placed over his head, blocking his wandering gaze. In fact, Lu Xian had only glanced at it a few hundred times. The little kitten was so stingy, it wouldn't let him see anymore. It seemed he would have to resort to his hands.

That kind of foul must be dealt with justly!

"I told you to close the door and get out! I didn't tell you to come in and then close the door!!!"

The kitten's head was steaming, like a steam princess, hiding in the bathtub with only its head sticking out, looking both ashamed and angry. How could this person be so outrageous!

go out?

Only upright and virtuous people would choose to go out.

What a coincidence, Lu Xian...

Exactly—no!

He is the opposite of a gentleman!

Clothes beast!

The clothes covering his head still carried a trace of the warmth of his skin, and a milky fragrance lingered in the air. Lu Xian pulled the clothes off, shook them out, and took a look. It turned out to be underwear. No wonder it had a strong Mengniu scent from the grasslands!

How does that song go again?

Ah—this is Mengniu on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

The taste was intoxicating, like pouring boiling oil on a fire. Lu Xian felt his head throbbing and he felt very uncomfortable.

Oh right, not the head on top.

"Shh~"

He put his finger to his lips.

"The little girl has just fallen asleep. Kitty, you don't want to make too much noise and wake her up to come and see what happened..."

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The kitten stopped meowing and lowered its head, its eyes looking somewhat flustered.

Lu Xian smiled smugly and approached her like a big bad wolf. He took a few steps to the bathtub, squatted down, and stretched out a finger to lift her alluring white and rosy cheek.

"Wasting water is a very shameful thing to do. If we wash together, we can save a whole tank of water and use it to support poor children in desert areas..."

"Pah! You pervert, you scoundrel!" Zhu Zhuqing couldn't believe his nonsense. She lowered her voice, crossed her slender arms in front of her, and muttered under her breath, her face flushed.

She's been taken advantage of by Lu Xian before, in fact, countless times, but this is the first time she's ever been treated this way. She's both ashamed and angry.

Perverted scoundrel?

Lu Xian raised an eyebrow and tsk tsk, the kitten has such good taste!

"As expected of a kitten, it has a keen eye for people!"

"Don't move around, let Brother Lu check you out and see if your injuries from a while ago have healed..."

The Heavenly Silk, imbued with divine light, detached rapidly from the body and re-entered the palm. This magical artifact was not particularly useful, but in certain aspects, it was incredibly fast—so fast that no one had time to react.

Lu Xian's agile and well-proportioned body caused the kitten's pupils to tremble violently as if an earthquake had struck, and it suddenly turned its head away.

"Splash!"

The sound of splashing water and suppressed gasps rang out at the same time.

The kitten was wild. Seeing his shamelessness, it stopped hiding and instead rose up in rebellion, striking forcefully like the Monkey King of old, with lofty ambitions, wanting to overturn the world and break free from its cage.

However, her rudimentary skills were no match for Lu Xian. She was knocked to the ground in no time and had difficulty breathing. Fortunately, Lu Xian was there and performed CPR on her, saving her life. He also used this opportunity to discover her background and the depth of her strength.

Just a little wildcat.

That's all!

Seeing that the situation was not good, she tried to escape, but she couldn't escape the Five Finger Mountain of the Great Buddha Lu, and was suppressed on the spot.

Lu Xian soaked in the bathtub, feeling refreshed both physically and mentally, his face beaming with extreme pleasure.

How much pleasure can one experience? It's like...

Oh my god! Oh my god! (Very loudly)

It feels amazing!

(End of this chapter)