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Chapter 56 If Heaven Hadn't Gave Birth to Xiao Huohuo [Seeking Votes and Reading Commitment]

After learning a few fighting techniques from Yao Lao, Lu Xian stopped trying to learn more. These techniques were only suitable for the early stages, to give him more options in combat, but they were far inferior to the sacred arts and supernatural powers of the Big Dipper.

With some time to go before nightfall, the three of them were not in a hurry to set off. Instead, led by Xiao Yan, they arrived at the Xiao Family Market in Wutan City and strolled around the stalls on both sides of the road, intending to broaden their horizons.

The variety of herbs and magic cores sold at these stalls was truly dazzling.

Utan City is located near the Monster Mountain Range, where many mercenaries settle down. They rely on the power of the three major families to maintain order in the market and trade the spoils of their hunts in the Monster Mountain Range. As a result, the various markets have a large flow of people, with a constant stream of pedestrians coming and going.

The stalls on both sides have many old medicinal herbs, all containing rich life essence, which are helpful for the practice of secret realm methods and opening up the sea of ​​suffering.

"The Dou Qi Continent is truly prosperous; I'm even a little envious. Obtaining cultivation resources here is incredibly easy..."

Ye Fan's gaze swept over the medicinal herbs, and he sighed softly. In the mortal realms like Beidou Yandu, there were far fewer cultivation resources than here, and these herbs were not displayed so openly on both sides of the road, sold and traded like street stalls.

In Beidou, most resources are monopolized by the Immortal Sect.

Mortals are mortals, and immortals are immortals; though they may come into contact, they remain distinct.

Unlike the Dou Qi Continent, where everyone cultivates Dou Qi, lower-quality cultivation resources are not difficult to obtain; in fact, they are quite easy to acquire. In the small Xiao Family Market, the three of them have already seen quite a few medicinal herbs that are hundreds or even thousands of years old along their journey.

"The Dou Qi Continent is indeed a more suitable environment for growth for ordinary cultivators who are just starting out than the Beidou Continent."

Lu Xian nodded in agreement, "But when you go to the Northern Region later, you'll find that it's the real treasure land."

"Oh? How so?" Ye Fan became interested.

"The Northern Region has an endless source..." Lu Xian smiled, not saying much more. There were too many people around, and it wasn't suitable to discuss such things.

An endless source?

This short sentence was enough to ignite Ye Fan's passion.

"If we go any further, we'll be outside the boundaries of my Xiao Family Market. How about we check out the Mittel Auction House? I know someone there. She helped me with the things you gave me in the red envelopes twice, so she's an old acquaintance of mine."

Xiao Yan turned around and said this as he stood in front of the two of them.

"Compared to the auction house, I actually want to ask you two a question," Lu Xian asked, his gaze fixed in one direction, "Have either of you ever frequented a prostitute?"

The two were a little confused by Brother Lu's train of thought, wondering if they had misheard, and looked on in astonishment.

"what?"

"What the heck?"

Lu Xian, thinking they hadn't heard him clearly, added, "Have you had a foot massage? Bathing Emperor? Delicate Jade Hands? Phoenix Facing the Sun? Ice and Fire Poison Dragon?"

"Ahem... I'm very interested, please elaborate." Xiao Yan didn't answer the question directly, but took a step closer, listening intently.

"I'm actually more interested in that place than the auction house..."

At this moment, Lu Xian pointed to a three-story building with an antique feel and red ribbons fluttering about a hundred meters ahead.

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan looked in the direction he was pointing, and saw a young woman dressed scantily clad and adorned with flowers standing in front of the building. Her face was beaming with a charming smile, and they could hear her faint voice calling out from afar, "Sir, come and have some fun..."

It was getting dark, and the roast chicken vendors from the brothel came out to solicit customers!

Xiao Yan: ...

I said, "Brother Lu, why are you suddenly asking this kind of question?"

I, Xiao Yan, am somewhat of a celebrity in Wutan City. If I were to visit a brothel, my heroic deeds would be the talk of the town tomorrow.

How can I face my father? How can I face Xun'er?

Although I really want to broaden my horizons, I can't go to the brothels in Wutan City!

Xiao Yan wanted to refuse, "Brother Lu, I'm suddenly not very interested..."

Lu Xian glanced at Xiao Yan. "You look pretty resolute and heroic, so you're not a complete virgin in both your past and present lives, are you? You've never been to a refined place like this, a place only men can go to, have you?"

"How could that be! In my past life..." Xiao Yan tried to argue.

Lu Xian didn't give him a chance to explain, and looked at Ye Fan beside him, "Ye Hei, what about you? You're over 25, right? Almost 30, aren't you? You're not also a...?"

"I'm definitely not!"

Ye Fan's expression turned serious, and he looked very knowledgeable about this matter. He spoke eloquently, "On Earth, I was a regular at foot massage parlors, and I've also visited quite a few brothels in Beidou. Now that I have the opportunity, how could I not go and see the brothels in Dou Qi Continent?"

"I think Brother Lu's suggestion is excellent. We must go there to inspect the situation and severely criticize their indecent behavior!"

"Hey, what do you mean? You're not really a virgin in both your past and present lives, are you? Tsk tsk, well..."

A faint smile appeared on Ye Fan's lips.

"How is that possible!"

Xiao Yan finally found a chance to speak and prove himself, and immediately argued with a flushed face, "Although I'm still a virgin in this life, in my past life, I slept with at least seventy or eighty schoolgirls, and I drove Cadillacs. How could I possibly be a virgin in both lives combined!"

Since it concerned his reputation, Xiao Yan argued his case forcefully, determined to defend his honor today. Little did he know that a graceful figure in green robes walked over from not far away and quietly stood behind him.

"Let me tell you, if my dad hadn't been watching me so closely, I would have been rotting away in a place like that by now!"

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Lu Xian and Ye Fan exchanged a glance, communicating with each other.

"Should we stop him from continuing?" "I think we shouldn't!" "Good bro, you think the same as me!"

Both of them looked shocked, with expressions that said, "Wow, you're really that awesome."

Upon seeing this, Xiao Yan's momentum surged, and he quickly began to write more.

"You know my old friends, right? They'd give me a 20% discount if I mentioned my name at a foot massage parlor. You can't imagine how close I was to the 'Heaven on Earth' club back then!"

"I can just shout it out, and everyone who's booked a session has to come over and give me priority service!"

"Amazing!" "I admire you!"

Facing the two thumbs up, Xiao Yan felt a surge of pride, like a peerless master standing atop the Five Sacred Mountains, looking down on all the mountains below. He recalled a famous saying he had seen by chance before and blurted it out without thinking!

Have you not heard:

Of the three million philanderers in the world, they must all bow their heads before me!

If Heaven had not given birth to Xiao Huohuo, the path of prostitution would have remained in eternal darkness!

Come on!

My goodness, he's so imposing!

Lu Xian and Ye Fan had solemn eyes, looking straight ahead, their faces showing genuine admiration that didn't seem feigned.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Yan finally revealed a smug smile. He ended with this sentence, which was majestic and unparalleled, enough to awe people. Today, not only was his reputation defended, but he also deeply shocked the two who were mocking him, making them realize their insignificance.

This is me, Xiao Yan!

"Sigh~" The old medicine master in the ring covered his face and sighed. It's so good to be young. You can say anything you want. It's just that your brain might be a little...

"Silly boy, why don't you turn around and look at yourself before you start showing off..."

The old man's voice rang in his ears. After a brief moment of stunned silence, Xiao Yan's smug smile suddenly froze on his face. His face began to twitch, and his neck stiffly turned his head away.

Behind them stood a young girl, her face delicate and fair, wearing a long blue dress, her temperament as elegant as a newly blooming lotus.

Like a lotus emerging from clear water, naturally beautiful without any artifice, she is a natural beauty.

Seeing that she had been discovered, the girl smiled gently and said, "Brother Xiao Yan, why do you look so pale?"

(End of this chapter)