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Chapter 57 A Flawed Heaven and Earth [Seeking votes and continued reading]

"Xun...Xun'er...I..."

What the hell did I just say?!

Xiao Yan's face was so pale that it almost lost all color. His lips trembled, and he couldn't utter a complete sentence. The heroic spirit that had just been in his chest plummeted to the bottom of the abyss.

He looked pleadingly at the two people beside him who were standing there pretending to be dead, eyes downcast and silent.

"What to do, what to do!"—That was the look he gave Ye Fan. Ye Fan responded with a polite smile, as if he hadn't seen it.

"Help me, help me!" — That was the look he gave Lu Xian. Lu Xian smiled and nodded, returning his gaze.

"Good brother, I will definitely save you." — Lu Xian's eyes were exceptionally firm.

"Good brother, I'm counting on you!" — Xiao Yan's eyes welled up with tears.

"Young lady, you probably didn't hear what Huo Huo just said about the three million 'prostitutes of the world,' and how one must bow down before him, did you?" Lu Xian asked with a refined and gentlemanly smile.

"Huo Huo?" Xiao Xun'er glanced at the trembling Xiao Yan and replied with a smile, "Xun'er didn't hear you."

"It's good that you didn't hear it. As for the next line, 'If the heavens hadn't given birth to Xiao Huohuo, the path of prostitution would have been shrouded in eternal darkness,' I'm sure you didn't hear it either, right?" Lu Xian continued to ask with a smile.

"That's natural." Xiao Xun'er nodded with an increasingly gentle expression.

"Very good!"

Lu Xian breathed a sigh of relief and patted Xiao Yan's shoulder, saying thankfully, "Don't worry, Huo Huo, your little girlfriend didn't hear anything."

"..."

Are you relieved now?

Release them!

Not only were they released, but they also died...

Seeing that Xiao Yan's expression was becoming increasingly strange as he looked at them, Lu Xian quickly said goodbye: "Ye Hei and I have some things to attend to, so we won't disturb your romantic rendezvous."

"Yes, yes, I have something else to do. It looks like it's going to rain, and my mom's calling me home to collect the laundry!"

Ye Fan nodded seriously, trying his best to keep a straight face. "You shut up! Don't laugh here!"

The two turned around, put their arms around each other's shoulders, and walked faster and faster, until they reached a corner.

The two, their faces tense, exchanged a glance.

"Hahaha--"

"Hahaha--"

Lu Xian and Ye Fan finally couldn't hold back their laughter any longer. They clutched their stomachs and slapped their thighs, their faces almost cramping from laughing so hard.

After a while.

Ye Fan took a few deep breaths. "I almost got this kid on the right track in life. Luckily, the right track was broken at the last moment. I wonder if he will still be able to show off his love in the group chat. I almost couldn't hold back just now."

Lu Xian also composed himself; his stomach was already aching, so he couldn't laugh anymore. His face turned serious. "Ye Hei, how could you do this? How can you gloat over something like this happening to your brother!"

"But Brother Lu, you're laughing so hard you're crying..."

"Really?" Lu Xian touched the corner of his eye and found it was indeed wet. He tried to keep a straight face and made an excuse, saying, "Don't be fooled by how hard I was to suppress my smile just now; these were actually tears of sadness..."

"Really?"

The two exchanged a brief glance...

"Hahaha--"

"Hahaha--"

The two laughed for a while before finally stopping and returning to the street. Xiao Yan was no longer in sight; he'd probably been caught and taken home. Ye Fan asked, "Brother Lu, what do we do next?"

"Of course, I'd go to brothels!" Lu Xian said matter-of-factly.

"Really going to a brothel?" Ye Fan hesitated. It wasn't that he was being too serious, but he looked too young, around eleven or twelve years old, and was less than 1.7 meters tall. Was it really appropriate for him to go to a brothel?

Seeing him hesitate, Lu Xian immediately began to earnestly advise him, "Think about the girl upstairs. Either her mother is sick or her father is a gambling addict. Can you bear to let such a pitiful woman, who sold herself to bury her father, raise her younger brother, and save the country with righteousness, be neglected? How can you be so heartless?"

"Besides, it's still early before dawn, so we need to find something to do. We can get a proper massage, nothing illegal. Later, we can go find Huo Huo. How about it, let's go?"

"Brother Lu, are you treating?" Ye Fan was persuaded.

"certainly!"

"Let's go!"

The two hit it off immediately and decided to go and provide some high-end poverty alleviation for the poor and helpless young lady. Who says only those who stand in the light are heroes?

"I love you for walking alone to the brothel."

I love her for her inexpensive appearance.

I confronted the girl who loved me.

They refuse to shoot a single shot!

Charge! Charge...

Lu Xian hummed a little tune and strode into the brothel with Ye Fan. The two were both handsome young men and very popular. They were quickly led to a private room on the second floor, where the madam began to introduce them to the brothel entertainments of the Dou Qi Continent.

Lu Xian was genuinely surprised that this brothel was actually quite sophisticated, offering SM-style electrotherapy services for girls who cultivated lightning-attribute battle qi. He immediately waved his hand and generously ordered two.

They took turns charging his power bank...

……

A dark and windy night.

When committing murder and arson!

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Three figures dressed in black cloaks quietly scaled the wall and sneaked into the Jia Lie family mansion.

"I always feel like someone is watching me from behind..."

"Me too, it gives me the creeps..."

Lu Xian and Ye Fan exchanged a glance, then turned around at the same time, only to be met with Xiao Yan's resentful gaze from behind.

I will always be watching you silently... forever!

Both of them twitched their lips, knowing where the feeling of being spied on came from.

"Now that things have come to this, let's eat first... and get things done first..."

"Um!"

The Jia Lie family's defenses were not heavy, so it was actually quite easy to sneak in. The three of them moved quickly through the night and soon made their way to the backyard residential area without any trouble.

"What's next?" Ye Fan asked.

"Go through them one by one, being careful not to make too much noise."

Lu Xian's words were met with unanimous agreement. The three exchanged glances and slowed their pace.

The three of them cautiously made their way to one of the houses. The old man of medicine used his soul power to lift the bolt on the door, and Lu Xian and Ye Fan immediately rushed in. On the bed was a figure still sleeping.

"Ya shi la le!" Lu Xian didn't care about anything else, whether he was awake or not, he quietly chanted the soul incantation and immediately used an "Oli Gei" to shut his mouth.

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"Swoosh!" A golden light burst forth from Ye Fan's sea of ​​suffering. It was a golden book, the vessel of the Daoist scriptures. Now, controlled by his still-unformed "weapon," it was incredibly sharp, shooting out like a golden thread that sliced ​​across the neck of the person on the bed, instantly separating their head from their body, who died in their sleep.

"Next!"

The two left the room, transforming into ruthless killing machines.

Xiao Yan and Yao Lao were in charge of opening the door. One of them was responsible for gagging, and the other was responsible for killing. It was like a perfect assembly line operation. They even had time to talk while killing.

"Wow! Ye Hei, I feel like our teamwork is absolutely amazing. We might be invincible from now on!"

"Brother Lu? What do you mean?"

"My self-control is off the charts. No matter who it is, they'll be kneeling and unable to move for at least 30 seconds in front of me. Once you break through their defenses, we can kill whoever we want. Become an assassin, take on assassination jobs and you'll make a fortune. I've even thought of a name: 'Heavenly Cripple and Earthly Deficiency'!"

Ye Fan was puzzled. "Brother Lu, you're not disabled, and I'm not lacking anything, so isn't this title a bit inappropriate?"

"Don't get me wrong, I am Heaven and Earth, and you are Crippled. Brain-dead and simple-minded, it's quite a good match."

Your mom—

Ye Fan simply ignored this sentence. It was unwise to argue with Brother Lu. He wasn't that quick-witted, and even if he won, he might end up with an extra big mouthful. So he might as well skip it and pretend he didn't hear it.

"Brother Lu, you said your control ability is absolutely amazing, just how amazing is it?"

"Anyone who comes here will have to kneel for 30 seconds and be unable to move, is that true?"

Ye Fan asked, somewhat skeptical.

"Don't worry, I'll demonstrate for you in a bit!"

During their conversation, the group had already dealt with the unlucky fellows in five rooms and arrived at the door of the most magnificent room in the middle. If nothing unexpected happened, this should be the room of Jialie Bi, the patriarch of the Jialie family.

It's just two spots away from making it into the top 10 of the light novel new releases chart.

Brothers, let's get some monthly votes!

(End of this chapter)