Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 85: Talented Individuals Even More Abstract Than Us! [Seeking First Subscriptions]

In the Great Wilderness Stone Village, a little boy with two pigtails was holding a bowl of beast milk and watering a willow stump. The little boy looked at the chat box that suddenly popped up in his mind, his eyes looking a little blank. He didn't even realize that the beast milk in the bowl had been poured out.

At the Juxia City Public Security Bureau, Qi Lin stared blankly at the chat box that had inexplicably appeared in her mind, wondering if she was hallucinating because she had been working too hard lately.

The world under one person.

Zhang Chulan, who was riding an electric scooter, was also startled by the chat box that suddenly appeared in his mind. He accidentally grazed the wheel of a young woman riding a shared bicycle on the side of the road, knocking her to the ground...

……

Shi Hao from Perfect World? Qi Lin from Super Soldier? Zhang Chulan from Under One Person?

Lu Xian stared blankly at the names of the new members who had joined the group. After a brief moment of contemplation, he felt that he might have discovered the pattern of how chat groups recruit people.

Pattern 1: It always involves two men and one woman.

Rule Two: When a person from a high-ranking world, a person from a mid-ranking world, and a person from a low-ranking world invites others to a chat group three times, it seems to follow this rule. If we include the Firefire Battle Qi Continent and the Upper Thousand Worlds, then it is a reasonable guess.

"This is interesting. Even Shi Hao is here. One of the people in the group is a 'beast milk' idiot, and the other has a fake degree. This is a karmic game..."

"I wonder what timeline the three newcomers are currently in..."

Lu Xian rode the rainbow, roaming the vast world. The thick clouds were cut in two by the intense rainbow light. Compared to the Life Spring Realm, the aura of the Divine Bridge Realm was more turbulent and vast, like an abyss and the sea, like a true god, proudly standing on the cloud peak, high above.

A dazzling white rainbow hung high in the sky above the sea of ​​suffering, stretching across the heavens, a magnificent sight that symbolized his entry into the realm of the divine bridge.

Lu Xian was now surrounded by intense rainbow light, as dazzling as a small incandescent sun, making it almost impossible to see his figure. He was adapting to his rapidly increasing strength and gradually restraining the powerful divine energy fluctuations that kept overflowing from him.

[Lu Xueqi: Welcome newcomers to the group. If you have any questions, please read the group introduction first, which contains fairly detailed explanations.]

After a brief silence, the group chat went quiet.

[Qilin: Multiverse theory? Is this some kind of alien high technology? Who are you all?]

As a well-informed modern policewoman, Qi Lin was quite familiar with QQ group chats, but she found the way this group chat appeared a little hard to accept, as it was a bit too mysterious.

[Xiao Yan: That's an excellent question!]

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan had been holding back, waiting to make a big splash. Now that someone had finally asked, they couldn't wait to jump out and show off.

[Ye Fan: I will sweep away all kings and become emperor, suppressing all enemies throughout the ages! Newcomer, you may call me Emperor Ye: Ye Fan!]

[Xiao Yan: At the pinnacle of immortality, I reign supreme over the world. With me, the Flame Emperor, there is heaven; the Flame Emperor even surpasses Hongjun! Newcomer, you may address me as the Flame Emperor: Xiao Yan!]

Lu Xian: ?

Your mother—

Lu Xian never expected that someone would blatantly steal his lines and even beat him to it to the punch!

Who exactly started this bad trend of face-to-face trolling in the group?

That's fucking damn good!

[Qilin: Pfft~ You guys...did you escape from some mental hospital?]

[Qilin: It's really rare to see such immature and eccentric people like you guys!]

Qi Lin was amused by the two of them and laughed so hard she almost fell over. Luckily, it was during working hours, and she had taken sick leave because of the chat group, so no one was in her dormitory.

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan were both taken aback when they saw these two messages in the group chat. Was there something wrong with the plot development?

What's wrong, little sister?

We spoke with such conviction, and this is the response you give?

Even if they don't immediately bow down in worship, they should at least be shocked, right?

So you're calling us crazy?

Originally, I wanted to show off in front of the new juniors, but I never expected that I would make a huge mess.

They're not buying it at all; it seems I've tried to impress the wrong person...

[Lu Xian: I'm dying of laughter! I almost fell off the sky while laughing! Are you two pretending to be geoducks? Hahaha!]

Ever since I got three shots of Sinovac, I've really enjoyed watching these silly scenes; they're so funny!

Lu Xian's smile was even harder to suppress than an AK, while Ye Fan and Xiao Yan's faces looked like they had just died on the spot, their toes so embarrassed they almost dug a three-bedroom apartment out of them.

[Qilin: Hehe!]

No giggling allowed!

Xiao Yan's face darkened. "If you keep laughing like that, I'll pull your teeth out!"

[Lu Xueqi: @Qilin, you don't need to pay attention to those three. They're all scoundrels, always bragging and talking nonsense. You'll understand once you get to know them better. They might be a bit simple-minded, but they're not bad at heart.]

Ye Fan, Xiao Yan, Lu Xian: ...

Lu Xian thought to himself that he hadn't been bragging at all!

Slander and fabrication!

Naiqi, I'm sentencing you to come to my room and be my slave for ten years, eating chicken and grass, with both meat and vegetables, and plenty of food to fill you up!

[Yan Ling Ji: I can vouch for what Xue Qi said; it's all true.]

Fire-starter, you come to my room and work like a slave too!

[Qilin: So this group is really like what the group description says? You're all from another world?]

[Lu Xian: Yes! Newbie, how about considering following me? I'll protect you from now on. You can buy whatever you want, but anything over three yuan is out of the question. I don't like materialistic women.]

[Qilin: Pfft~ You guys aren't very old, are you?]

[Qilin: Hmph! You can't even part with three yuan, and you expect me to hang out with you? I spend three thousand yuan a month just on food, plus skincare products, fruit, snacks, clothes, and so on. It easily amounts to nearly ten thousand. If I hang out with you, I'd be starving nine times out of three!]

[Lu Xian: That's only 300 a day? I'll give you 400! Let's try it out for one day first, and if it's suitable, we'll continue.]

Qi Lin: ?

Damn it!

[Qilin: I believe what Miss Xueqi said now. None of you three are decent people. Two of you are dim-witted, and the other is a scoundrel.]

One person's foul mouth leads to the other two getting in trouble and being scolded along with them.

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were innocent victims caught in the crossfire.

Zhang Chulan scratched his head in frustration at the hospital, his mind starting to crumble from the constant pop-up message notifications in the chat group.

[Zhang Chulan: What kind of ridiculous chat group is this? The timing couldn't be more awful! I finally managed to ride my little donkey back, and now I've run into someone! What bad luck! My wallet…]

Looking at his empty wallet, Zhang Chulan felt like crying. This was his salary that he had just received!

Do you know how hard it is for me to work part-time while studying?

Now, what should we eat this month?

Damn it, it was just a small scrape. If the hospital hadn't been right next door, the wound probably would have healed by the time I got there.

But they still need to do a surgical examination!

What a rip-off, the checkup cost so much!

[Xiao Yan: Did I die in the crash?]

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Zhang Chulan: It can't be that bad...

[Lu Xian: Need money? Call me bro, and I'll send you gold.]

[Zhang Chulan: Ha~ A real man stands tall and upright, and a man's knees are worth their weight in gold. He would never accept food offered with contempt...]

Zhang Chulan sneered, "What a damn liar! This kind of trickery is outdated. You still want to fool me?"

You might as well say you're Qin Shi Huang and make me feel superior!

Here's +3 experience points for you!

Lu Xian sent Zhang Chulan a personalized red envelope.

[Lu Xian: Here, take one of these gold coins. I think I have a few million left. (smile.jpg)]

"This chat group can actually send red envelopes?" Zhang Chulan was stunned.

Zhang Chulan received an exclusive red envelope.

"Hiss~ This feels so heavy..."

Zhang Chulan weighed the gold coin in his hand and stared in surprise. He was a poor man and this was the first time he had ever seen gold. He had never dared to enter a gold shop before. He tried to bite a mark with his teeth to look inside. It was gold!

It really is gold!

There's a super-rich person in the group!

I, Zhang Chulan, am about to become rich!

[Zhang Chulan: Big brother, no, godfather! I've spent half my life wandering, only regretting that I haven't met a wise ruler. If you won't abandon me, I'm willing to become your godfather. Please, godfather, accept me!]

[Xiao Yan: Not a buddy? Aren't you a true man, upright and honorable, a man's knees are worth gold, and you'd never accept charity? And now, a single gold coin has turned you into this, selling your ass?]

Xiao Yan utterly despises this kind of behavior!

Although he had done it before, and more than once, that didn't stop him from continuing to despise it.

[Zhang Chulan: What do you know? A true man, besides standing tall and upright, must also be able to bend and stretch. A man's knees are worth gold; isn't this the time to put that to good use?]

Why do I find what he said to make so much sense...?

Xiao Yan: ...

Ye Fan: ...

Outrageous!

This is absolutely outrageous! It's outrageous to open the door for someone so outrageous!

Someone even more abstract than us has joined the group?

When Lu Xian saw this message, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly. Zhang Chulan really had no shame. There were no wrong nicknames, only wrong names.

What kind of scum are these!

he~tui!

He was different. Unless it was a powerful, stunningly beautiful, and loyal 36D fairy who could make him have her on both sides, Lu Xian would never voluntarily stick his butt out.

Even a butt has dignity; it deserves extra money!

[Lu Xueqi: Sigh, looks like we're about to have another member in the group who's a bit off their mind.]

[Yan Ling Ji: Isn't this great? Watching them brag and joke around every day is quite entertaining, isn't it?]

[Qilin: This is so hilarious! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. What kind of chat group is this?!]

As modern people, Qi Lin and Zhang Chulan integrated into the chat group very quickly, at least on the surface.

Before long, I became friends with the rest of the group. Everyone was very approachable and the atmosphere was cheerful and harmonious, without any isolation.

This was all thanks to the two idiots who got off to a good start.

[Zhang Chulan: Damn it! I bumped into a bouncy old woman while riding my donkey, accidentally knocked her over, and she got a minor scrape. I've already taken her to the hospital for a surgical checkup, and now she wants to check her internist too!]

[Zhang Chulan: Forget about the checkup. I'll just pay some money and consider myself unlucky.]

[Zhang Chulan: But in the end, she found out I had cervical erosion, and now she insists I caused it and wants me to take responsibility. I really...]

[Zhang Chulan: I feel like I'm being scammed, what should I do?!]

hiss~

What kind of heart-wrenching street romance story is this?

Is it not as good as Boruto?

[Ye Fan: 6! Where are my sunflower seeds? Shouldn't I be eating one and then squatting down to see what happens next?]

[Xiao Yan: Stop making a fuss! I've already eaten it, it'll be in your mouth soon.]

[Lu Xian: Pfft~ Sorry, I just couldn't help it...]

(End of this chapter)