Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 86 You Deserve to Die! [Please Subscribe]

When Ye Fan saw Xiao Yan's message in the group, his face immediately darkened.

How many times has this happened?!

This kid's mouth is getting more and more abusive. He needs a proper lesson, the kind of physics lesson!

Otherwise, wouldn't things turn upside down and they'd be taking their shit on my neck?

[Ye Fan: You son of a bitch! I just remembered I was going to go back in time and teach you a lesson. I almost forgot about the newbie joining the group!]

[Qilin: Can you really travel between worlds?]

[Lu Xian: Sure, I suggest we all have a meal together, like last time, and take a new group photo to commemorate the occasion?]

[Lu Xian: Who agrees? Who disagrees?]

Lu Xian made this suggestion mainly because he wanted to see if he could lure Shi Hao, who hadn't been active in the group chat, out as a "prospective acquaintance".

Is he too busy blocking the spring to reply to messages?

Is it still drinking animal milk, making it so stupid that it doesn't know how to use chat groups?

[Xiao Yan: I object! This kind of gathering is pointless and a waste of my time-travel talisman. My sign-in points are precious. Let's reject extravagance, gambling, and drugs, starting with ourselves!]

Just kidding, if we really had a get-together, wouldn't I be severely punished by the two of you?

[Zhang Chulan: Huang, you haven't said a word about this?]

[Ye Fan: I agree! As for the time-travel talismans, as long as someone is willing to come, I, Emperor Ye, will pay for all the time-travel talismans used today! @Xiao Yan, are you ready? Wei Xiao.jpg]

[Yan Lingji: That's a great suggestion for a get-together. It's been a while since we've had one. @Lu Xueqi, Xueqi, would you like to join us? I have some questions about cultivation that I'd like to ask you.]

[Lu Xueqi: It's not so much about asking for advice, but about mutual verification and improvement together.]

[Xiao Yan: Seriously, are you guys even listening to me? Can't you even consider how I feel?]

[Lu Xian: Last time we had a get-together at Ye Hei's place, let's change the location this time and hold it in Huo Huo's world. Wei Xiao.jpg]

Xiao Yan: ?

[Ye Fan: If Qingshan won't come to see me, I can go to see Qingshan myself. Brother Lu is wise. Some people will eventually have to pay a heavy price for their daily tactless remarks!]

Aruba?

Xiao Yan's face turned green. "No!"

[Xiao Yan: Don't come any closer!]

[Ye Fan: To the newcomers, if you'd like to join the dinner, please let me know in the group chat. I'll send you the time-travel talisman via red envelope.]

[Qilin: You guys aren't planning to trick me into going there so you can do something bad to me, are you?]

Qi Lin took out her pistol, removed the first blank round from the magazine, and replaced it with live ammunition.

[Ye Fan: Come or don't come, it's up to you. (Rolls eyes.jpg)]

[Zhang Chulan: I want a time-travel talisman, thank you.]

Zhang Chulan believed his strength was not bad. Unlike Qi Lin, who was cautious, he did not have many concerns. These people in the group, who called themselves Heavenly Emperor and Flame Emperor, were obviously a bunch of delusional teenagers. With the Golden Light Mantra protecting him, how could they possibly threaten him?

Zhang Chulan even felt a faint curiosity and couldn't wait to see if traveling to another world was really true.

[Shi Hao: Little one wants one too...]

The baby finally figured out how to use the chat group and sent his first message in the group.

……

Battle Through the World.

At the foot of a mountain in the Warcraft Mountains, beside a stream, there are towering rocks, babbling water, and crystal-clear water, making for a breathtakingly beautiful scene.

Xiao Yan, carrying a black ruler on his back and dressed in a black outfit, leaned against a large rock with his arms crossed, looking helpless.

Beside her was a girl in a white dress, her hands and feet bound with rope, and a white cloth stuffed in her mouth. She was lying on her side, huddled between two round stones. Her petite body looked delicate and weak, but she was glaring at Xiao Yan with a stubborn and fierce expression.

"I've already told you, all I want is a map of the treasure cave. If you take me there, I'll take the map, and everything else is yours. Can't you understand human language?"

Xiao Yan sighed.

Little Fairy Doctor still stared wide-eyed, showing no sign of yielding.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Yan's expression changed, and he feigned a fierce threat:

"I advise you not to be ungrateful! The apes of these Monster Mountain Range adore girls with delicate skin like you!"

These words were quite impactful; Little Fairy Doctor's pupils trembled violently, and this time she was genuinely afraid.

At that very moment.

Two teleportation portals quietly opened behind Xiao Yan. Ripples spread out from the chaotic-colored portals, and two figures dressed in white, one tall and one short, slowly stepped out from them.

Xiao Yan turned around when he heard footsteps and looked at the two people who came out. His gaze lingered on Lu Xian for a short while, puzzled.

No?

Is this a land dog?

It's only been a few days since I last saw you, how come your hair has grown so much?

Did eating imported soybeans alter your genetic makeup?

How come he's gotten so much more handsome? He's almost half as handsome as Emperor Yan!

No... now is not the time to worry about that.

Oh no! Two dogs have escaped their cage!

Oh no, I'm doomed!

Lu Xian and Ye Fan had just stepped out of the teleportation portal when they were met with this thrilling scene of villains kidnapping people, and they were both stunned for a moment.

They then exchanged a glance, both surprised that the other was half as handsome as them after breaking through to the Divine Bridge Realm, and at the same time, a meaningful smile appeared on their lips.

"You bastard, let go of that girl, let me have her!"

Lu Xian shouted loudly, taking the initiative.

Everything boils down to reason. Only by standing on the high ground can you be unforgiving when you're in the right, and if you're not, you'll probably have to call in reinforcements.

Ye Fan immediately followed up with a barrage of criticism: "You beast! How dare you kidnap an innocent woman! You have audacity beyond belief!"

"She's a respectable young woman," Lu Xian corrected.

"They're all the same!"

Ye Fan waved his hand, "Hmph, I, Ye Tiandi, will today act on behalf of Heaven and punish you severely, a hundred times over!"

Aruba a hundred times, this guy is ruthless.

Lu Xian nodded righteously in agreement: "I, Lu Xian, have always governed by virtue. Today, I'll confiscate his tools of the trade, so he'll never be able to bully men and women again!"

This one is even more heavyweight!

He's a good person, I'm saved!

Little Fairy Doctor looked at the scene before her with great excitement, and cried out for help.

Xiao Yan felt incredibly wronged. He hadn't even done anything yet, and he'd been splashed with countless amounts of dirty water. Why was the "tools of the crime" being confiscated?

"If I say I know I was wrong, could you please not slap me in the face and go easy on my second brother later...?"

Xiao Yan chuckled awkwardly as he discussed the matter with the two men.

"Don't worry!" Ye Fan smiled faintly.

"It's light!" Lu Xian smiled faintly.

next second.

The three engaged in a fierce battle.

Xiao Yan punched Ye Fan's fist hard with his eye socket, then repeatedly bumped Lu Xian's shoe tip with his buttocks, and was now rubbing his crotch against a tree to express his joy at the victory.

What an exhilarating Aruba!

Little Fairy Doctor, who was tied up and lying on the ground, was stunned by the three people's outrageous behavior. She wanted to laugh, but her mouth was stuffed with a white cloth, so her laughter was awkward and her delicate face turned a little red.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan were giving Xiao Yan a massage when another portal opened nearby, and a young man wearing a white T-shirt, a black jacket, and a messy ponytail walked out of it with a surprised look on his face.

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The young man's clear eyes held a hint of the naiveté typical of college students. "How amazing, I really did travel from the city to another world all of a sudden..."

Four pairs of eyes met at that moment. Zhang Chulan stared in disbelief at Lu Xian, who was holding onto Zhang Chulan's hand, Ye Fan, who was holding onto Ye Fan's foot, and Xiao Yan, whose crotch was being used as a saw and was practically rubbing against the tree, almost sparking.

What am I supposed to do in this scene?

"You are... Zhang Chulan? Didn't you hit someone and cause cervical erosion? How come you're here so quickly?" Lu Xian asked.

"You're trying to scam me? Of course I'm running away! By the way, what are you guys doing?" After confirming that he hadn't come to the wrong place, Zhang Chulan suddenly felt an itch in his hands.

"Since that's the case, there's no time to explain. Get in the car!" Lu Xian said with a serious expression.

"No!" Xiao Yan screamed in agony.

"This isn't a good idea..." Zhang Chulan hesitated, but his hand had already reached out. No one could resist the temptation of Aruba.

The next second, he excitedly took over Lu Xian's job, saying comforting words to Xiao Yan, "A man who can endure the humiliation of Aruba is bound to achieve great things in the future. I was also humiliated by Aruba when I was a child..."

"Oh? So, have you taken your revenge yet? What have you done?"

Ye Fan lifted Xiao Yan's leg and rubbed it up and down the tree trunk while asking curiously.

"No, I'm afraid if I go to them for revenge, I'll be attacked by them again..."

It's confirmed, he really is a talent!

Lu Xian smiled without saying a word and quickly walked away. My mom doesn't let me play with idiots.

With a warm smile, he gracefully went over to untie Little Fairy Doctor's bandages, removed the white gag from her mouth, and helped her to her feet, asking with concern, "Miss, are you alright? Are you injured or feeling unwell anywhere? Would you like me to examine you?"

"I'm... I'm fine."

Little Fairy Doctor glanced at the clean-cut, elegant young man in front of her. The golden sunset seemed to drape his profile in a splendid glow. He was incomparably handsome, with deep yet gentle eyes. He was clearly a refined gentleman with a story to tell and profound character.

Like a young girl in the throes of first love, she lowered her head shyly, her delicate, youthful face flushed with a blush.

He's so handsome and so gentle!

Even when disciplining beasts and making those indecent gestures, he was so handsome he was practically glowing.

In fact, Lu Xian had only used a little divine power to make his arms less tiring to swing up and down.

"It's good that you're alright, girl. Don't worry, I'll definitely teach that damned beast a lesson today!"

"Yes! Thank you for saving me."

"It was just something I did, no need to be polite."

Both were dressed in white, standing amidst the mountains and rivers. The man was ethereal and otherworldly, while the woman was pure and shy, like a beautiful painting.

This scene almost brought Xiao Yan to tears on the spot. Damn Lu, I never expected you to be so cunning. Am I also part of your hero-saves-the-damsel-in-distress play?

"My name is Lu Xian. May I ask your name, young lady?"

Lu Xian gently supported her and asked softly with a smile.

"Little...Little Fairy Doctor..." Her cheeks flushed and her earlobes turned bright red as she was stared at by Lu Xian's gentle gaze.

"Little Fairy Doctor, what a lovely name."

"Thank you! Your name is also very nice..."

The sound of trousers rubbing against tree bark stopped at that moment.

Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan froze, their hands and feet still holding Xiao Yan. They stared blankly at the two people not far away, their eyes "filled with affection" as they gazed at each other. The setting sun was right between them, its golden rays enveloping them.

what--!

Who's showing off? They're blinding!

It's so bright and dazzling!

A ridiculous thought arose in the minds of Ye Fan and the other two at the same time: they wondered if the two of them would suddenly share a deep and passionate kiss or something.

Not a buddy?

We agreed to go to Aruba together.

So why did you suddenly go chasing girls?

The ridiculous thing is that it seems like they're almost successful in getting him?

Are they really going to kill us like dogs?

You fucking deserve to die!

Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan exchanged a glance and simultaneously released their grip, causing Xiao Yan to fall to the ground with a thud.

The commotion on one side attracted the attention of two people on the other side.

Little Fairy Doctor suddenly realized that there were other people present. She hurriedly pulled her hand away from Lu Xian's support, turned around, kicked at the pebbles with her toes, and circled her black hair in front of her chest with her fingertips again and again, her heart pounding like a deer.

Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan, and Xiao Yan, who looked resentful, exchanged a glance and silently walked over.

Xiao Yan, his legs burning hot, cleared his throat, flashed a delicate, flamboyant gesture, and said in an affected manner, "My name is Lu Xian~~ How should I address you, miss~~"

Upon seeing this, Zhang Chulan instinctively followed suit, humming softly, "Little... Little Fairy Doctor..."

Ye Fan went off on a tangent: "Little Fairy Doctor~~ That name~~ is so beautiful~~"

All three said in unison, "Thank you! Your name is also very nice!"

Humans are essentially repeaters, and these three are the Yin-Yang beast version of repeaters.

Abbreviation: Three Domestic Animals!

(End of this chapter)