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Chapter 87 Are you guys serious? [Please subscribe]

[Holy crap, even writing about a massage in the last chapter got censored, unbelievable. You can check it again at dawn, it'll be out by then.]

Are you going to play this game with me?

Lu Xian glanced at the three of them, and his aura of the Divine Bridge Realm was inadvertently leaked out. In that instant, Zhang Chulan and Xiao Yan both turned pale and could no longer keep up the act.

It felt as if a terrifying mountain had suddenly pressed down on my shoulders.

The aura, heavy as a mountain, seemed poised to crush them into a pulp at any moment.

However, the oppressive feeling vanished without a trace the next second, as if it had never existed.

Just a brief moment ago, Zhang Chulan almost peed his pants on the spot. Now, taking it all in again, with the blue sky and white clouds, the gentle breeze on his face, and the peaceful scene, it seemed as if nothing had happened. He wondered if he was hallucinating and became somewhat paranoid.

Of the three, only Ye Fan was truly insightful and understood the underlying reasons. How could a mere trace of aura possibly threaten me, Emperor Ye?

Lu Xian withdrew his gaze. He was still very magnanimous. It was just a few barks from a dog. He was thick-skinned and didn't care. But Little Fairy Doctor, who had been teased by the three of them, was now a little embarrassed and annoyed.

Turning around angrily, she said, "So you're all in cahoots."

"I do know you. I apologize on behalf of my friend."

Lu Xian smiled and introduced, "The one who arrested you is called Xiao Yan. He drank too much toxic milk powder as a child, so his brain isn't working very well. He might have a sharp tongue, but he's not a bad person at heart. We just dealt with him for you, so he definitely won't dare to cause trouble again. The short guy next to him is called Ye Fan. Don't let his height fool you; he's actually over 25 years old and a gay guy who likes men. And the last one with eyes that scream 'I'm an idiot' is Zhang Chulan. You don't need to doubt it; he really is an idiot."

Xiao Yan, Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan: ...

No, you insulted all three of them in one sentence?

Is this the vicious, retaliatory, and foul-mouthed attack from the mainland dogs?

So what if it ruined your good time?

Look at your ugly face!

Wait, a gay guy?

Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan covered their buttocks and subtly moved away from Ye Fan.

terrible!

I never expected you to be such a dark-skinned person, hiding it so well!

"Pfft~" Little Fairy Doctor covered her mouth and chuckled, amused by Lu Xian's sharp retort. Her pent-up anger dissipated considerably, and these people seemed quite interesting.

Little Fairy Doctor stole a glance at Lu Xian, who looked relaxed, but quickly looked away, afraid of being discovered.

Was he helping me respond to the teasing from the others earlier?

She's so gentle...

No, you're overthinking it. Lu Xian is just used to settling scores on the spot; he won't feel at ease unless he gives someone a good scolding.

"Slander! Lu Gou is slandering me!" Ye Fan noticed Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan moving away from him and hurriedly tried to explain. If he couldn't explain himself today, his reputation would be completely ruined.

With Xiao Yan's big mouth, he'll definitely spread the word in the group chat to get revenge for the massage I gave him.

Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan nodded, then took two steps back. "Of course we believe you."

Ye Fan: ?

What's the point of you backing down?

"Zhang Chulan, why are you standing so far away from me?"

"I'm going to run the toilet..."

Zhang Chulan was startled by the aura that Lu Xian had unintentionally revealed, and now he really felt like he needed to pee.

Lu Xian raised his eyelids slightly. "Don't urinate or defecate anywhere. There are girls here."

"I'm hiding behind the tree, you can't see me..." Zhang Chulan muttered softly, then ran two more steps away.

"..."

"Lu Gou! I've tolerated you for too long! How dare you slander me like this? Do you dare to continue our duel from before in the group chat and have a go with me?!"

Ye Fan said fiercely.

"What is there to be afraid of!"

Lu Xian calmly accepted the challenge. He also wanted to have a match with Ye Fan to see which was stronger, the Ancient Sacred Body or his own Innate Learning Sacred Body. This way, he could have a rough comparison in the future and be more informed.

Is this just a bunch of noobs pecking at each other?

When Zhang Chulan returned after relieving himself from the water, he heard the two of them challenging him to a duel, and his interest was immediately piqued.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan: ?

Lu Xian: "A bunch of noobs pecking at each other?"

Ye Fan: "Don't you have some misunderstanding about us?"

"You guys talk like you're something special." Zhang Chulan chuckled. What kind of skills could a few goofballs who just play around with massages possibly have?

You probably don't know, but I, Zhang Chulan, am actually a true master who keeps a low profile and lives in seclusion in the city.

Ye Fan glanced at him sideways, "I don't know if I'm powerful or not, but with your size, I could send you flying with a single fart."

Lu Xian, with a leisurely expression and hands behind his back, said arrogantly, "Little Zhang, if you don't cultivate, seeing me is like a frog in a well looking at the moon in the sky; if you do cultivate, seeing me is like a mayfly seeing the blue sky!"

"Remember to watch my sparring session with Ye Hei later and learn as much as you can..."

"Mmm-hmm." Zhang Chulan nodded in agreement, a slight smile playing on his lips. You guys are seriously delusional, you're right.

Little Fairy Doctor's eyes sparkled. Lu Xian's words were so cool and imposing. He was so confident!

[Xiao Yan: Shocking! The Immortal King of Abstraction battles Ye Tiandi atop the Monster Mountain Range! Internal strife erupts between the two, is this a sign of distorted humanity or moral decay? Who will prevail? To find out what happens next, please watch the first episode of Dou Qi Continent, a hot-blooded anime loved by young people on CCTV: A fiery clash of bromance!]

Xiao Yan knows how to create buzz. Several people in the group who hadn't originally planned to come so early were immediately piqued by the catchy title.

After a while.

One after another, teleportation portals opened nearby. First, Lu Xueqi arrived carrying her little girl, followed by Fire Fairy and Qi Lin, who looked somewhat wary. Even little Shi Hao walked out of the portal with a chubby face and a glistening willow leaf tucked into his hair.

As more and more people gathered around, the place suddenly became lively. People who knew each other greeted one another, while those who didn't know each other introduced themselves and gradually became familiar with each other.

Lu Xian glanced at the faces of the other two new group members.

Qi Lin has fair and delicate features, soft and three-dimensional facial features, straight posture, and a righteous and heroic temperament. She is wearing a fitted blue police uniform that accentuates her curves. She is a policewoman who is beautiful and charming at first glance and grows more attractive the more you look at her.

Little Shi Hao... the twin red-haired boy from Shi Village, with two frizzy pigtails sticking up in the air, wearing a little vest made of animal skin, dressed like a little Nezha. He doesn't look much older than Little Nannan, probably still breastfeeding, and is at the prime age of being brainwashed by animal milk. Right now, he's standing next to Little Nannan, staring at each other.

With just one glance, Lu Xian gained a general understanding of the timelines of the new group members.

"You scoundrel! How dare you slander me, Emperor Ye! Come and fight me!"

More than ten meters away, Ye Fan was already excitedly shouting that the more people in the group, the better. Today he was going to use his Dog-Beating Fist to prove his strength and establish his supreme position in the chat group.

He and Lu Xian are both from the Divine Bridge, at the top of the food chain in the chat group. This battle is for the prestigious title of the best in the world.

With his Ancient Sacred Body, Ye Fan was invincible among those of the same level. As long as Lu Xian didn't use those strange and unusual abilities, Ye Fan wouldn't back down at all.

"defamation?"

"Then let me ask you, if Pang Bo and Xiao Yueliang were both poisoned, and you only had one antidote, who would you choose to save?"

Lu Xian smiled calmly and slowly stepped forward.

"Of course it's Pang Bo!" Ye Fan answered without hesitation. He didn't know who Xiao Yue Liang was at all, so he would definitely choose to save Pang Bo!

That's how they fell into the trap.

Lu Xian's lips curled up. "You'd rather save Pang Bo than your future wife? And you still say you're not gay?"

"Future wife?" Ye Fan was taken aback, then realized that she must be his future wife from his future timeline. So this is what was waiting for him here?

"Lu Gou, you're hiding information and twisting the facts; it's truly despicable!"

Lu Xian smiled but remained silent.

Ye Fan was a little defensive, his eyes flashed, and he suddenly grinned, "Then let me ask you, if Huo Huo and Nai Qi were poisoned, and you only had one antidote, who would you save?"

"Of course I'll save Naiqi!" Lu Xian answered without hesitation, with an expression that said, "How could you ask such a stupid question?"

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Xiao Yan's face darkened. "Damn it, you really are decisive!"

He values ​​romance over friendship!

"What if Nekki and Firestarter were poisoned?"

Ye Fan played his trump card with a strange laugh. "I knew you, Lu Gou, wouldn't save Huo Huo. The previous ones were just a setup. So how are you going to deal with these two now?"

One wrong answer and you'll offend one of them. What a vicious scheme! Now you know how terrifying my revenge is, Emperor Ye!

Lu Xian looked at him with disdain and calmly replied, "Science has proven that oral medication is only half as effective as rectal absorption. I will divide the antidote in half and insert it into their anuses, so that both of them will be saved."

Lu Xueqi and Yan Lingji: ?

The rest of the people: ...

Xiao Yan: Damn it, if you had this method, why didn't you even try to give it to me before?

Ye Fan was shocked by Lu Xian's shamelessness. He was no match for Lu Xian in words and was ruthlessly crushed. He was so angry that he wanted to get revenge with his fists.

If a road is impassable, open it with your fists!

Ye Fan gritted his teeth and said, "The Ancient Sacred Body is invincible among those of the same level. If we were to fight, you would have absolutely no chance of winning. If you admit defeat now, you can at least save some face!"

"Yeah!"

Lu Xian showed no fear, his eyes filled with arrogance, "Unfortunately, my path does not concern itself with whether or not battle is necessary! Because I will not be defeated!"

More than ten meters away from the crowd of onlookers, Lu Xian and Ye Fan faced each other, one with a stern expression and the other with a frosty face. They stood silently, their cold eyes locked in a tense standoff, exuding a terrifying and destructive aura, as if a great battle was about to break out.

Their imposing presence was:

A surge!

A massive surge!

A surge!

The onlookers were immediately taken aback.

Xiao Yan spread his hands to both sides, shouting in horror, "It's our nemesis! Everyone, retreat!"

With old grudges and new grievances, Ye Fan is now determined to fight Lu Xian to the death, to determine who is superior and who is inferior!

Thinking of this, the people around him became excited and ignored Xiao Yan's advice. Instead, they gathered around and watched with bloodlust as the bloodbath was about to begin.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan remained standing still, staring intently into each other's eyes. The air between them seemed to be exploding with sparks, and their intense sense of destiny had already erupted!

Examples include Hashirama and Madara, Goku and Vegeta, Naruto and Sasuke, Tiga and Gatanothor, Kato Taka and Aoi Sora...

"Surrounded by ants, to avoid harming the innocent, I, Emperor Ye, await your challenge in the heavens!"

Ye Fan spoke with domineering confidence, and suddenly a dazzling golden rainbow light erupted from his body. His aura surged upwards, like a Saiyan advancing to a Super Saiyan. With a boom, he shot into the sky, and the fierce air wave at takeoff blew up the surrounding dust. He stood high in the sky, his golden rainbow blooming, even more dazzling than the setting sun.

"Holy crap?"

Zhang Chulan stared blankly up at this shocking scene.

No!

I thought you guys were just joking around, and that a bunch of noobs were about to start, but it turns out you guys were serious?

In a flash, they were in the sky. Zhang Chulan could hardly believe that the goofy guy who was just playing massage with him had suddenly changed into this weirdo.

Qi Lin was also astonished. She thought that what they were saying in the group was that Emperor Ye was having a chuunibyou episode, but you guys suddenly pulled this stunt?

"I am the Heavenly Emperor, and I shall suppress all enemies in the world!"

Ye Fan stood in the sky and shouted, his voice booming like thunder, his momentum boundless and powerful.

"You Lu dog, do you dare come up and fight!"

"As you wish!"

"boom!"

Another blazing white rainbow rose up in an instant, shooting into the sky like a comet, standing parallel to Ye Fan, and emanating an aura that was equally terrifying, as deep and boundless as the ocean.

"You mere Heavenly Emperor dare to bark so arrogantly before I, the Immortal Abstract King! Your offense today will be punished. I will not strive to become an immortal one day, but only to become a security guard at Mount Tai, waiting for your return to collect your parking fee!"

Nima!

Ye Fan's face darkened. "Can't we just be serious during this moment of showing off, maintain our cool image, and have a spectacular battle that will dazzle everyone?"

Before the fight even began, their auras started colliding wildly, with divine light flowing continuously across their bodies. Two divine rainbows, one white and one gold, shone brilliantly, as bright as two blazing suns, illuminating the sky in white and gold hues. The sky was filled with divine radiance, dazzling and magnificent.

The entire Monster Mountain Range fell silent at this moment. The occasional roars of the monsters that used to be heard were no longer heard. Even the Purple-Gold Winged Lion King was trembling in its cave.

"Is this the power of the Divine Bridge Realm...?"

Xiao Yan and the others were shocked. The mere clash of their auras had actually affected the celestial phenomena. It was truly terrifying!

Zhang Chulan murmured with relief, "Luckily, he told me not to urinate or defecate anywhere, and I agreed, otherwise it's hard to say whether I would still urinate or defecate anywhere now..."

(End of this chapter)