Douluo Continent: Reincarnated as Godzilla, Seizing the Dragon God's Throne

Chapter 88 Gangzi: I really don't eat excrement!

Ugh!

He couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

If that beast had built the Beast God Pit earlier, I might have already broken through level 30 and gained my second uncle's favor.

But now, I'm stuck at level 29.3, without even a chance to advance.

Yu Xiaogang was filled with anger.

Recalling the failure of that plan, she had intended to use her identity as the Holy Maiden of the Spirit Hall to turn the tide, but that beast messed things up, and she was wanted by the entire continent. She had no choice but to go into hiding, grow her hair long, and live a life of constant hiding.

He met Flander and Liu Erlong during his escape.

One day, while helping her with her mother's funeral arrangements, he unexpectedly learned that Liu Erlong was actually his second uncle's illegitimate daughter!

This discovery gave Yu Xiaogang a new idea—

He used Liu Erlong to marry her, and then used his status as a live-in son-in-law to return to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan.

However, he never expected that this seemingly perfect plan would ultimately fail!

Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang felt as if his heart was being cut by a knife, filled with regret.

From childhood to adulthood, he lived in the shadow of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex Clan.

Despite his prestigious family background, he was never considered a true successor.

His martial spirit—Luo Sanpao—completely failed the family's expectations and became a laughing stock among the clan.

His father, Yu Yuanzhen, expelled him from the sect and severed their father-son relationship. His life was destined to be bleak and uneventful.

But when he discovered that Liu Erlong was actually the illegitimate daughter of his second uncle, Yu Luomian, the scales of fate seemed to have a new possibility.

Liu Erlong loves him, and he can use this marriage to re-enter the sect and even have the opportunity to gain power.

He still has a chance if he can persuade Yu Luomian, or act quickly before the other party returns to the sect.

In the distance, the nine iconic mountain peaks of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex Sect stand tall, resembling a coiled azure dragon.

Each mountain peak is majestic and imposing, shrouded in clouds and mist.

The highest mountain peak is where the sect is located, and also where the family's supreme secrets reside.

Legend has it that within the nine great mountains lies a fragment of the head and soul bone of an ancient dragon king, the most prized legacy of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Sect.

"If my father had given me more hope back then, and used the power of the entire clan to give me a space to grow as an ordinary Soul Master... perhaps I wouldn't be in this state now."

Yu Xiaogang muttered to himself, looking down at his thin, bony arms, his eyes filled with resentment.

"What are you wallowing in self-pity for now?"

Flander, standing above, said irritably, "Instead of thinking about these useless things all day, you should hurry up and think about how to explain things to your second uncle."

Yu Xiaogang hadn't had a chance to refute him yet.

Suddenly, he noticed that the light around him had dimmed, as if the shadow of dusk had enveloped the entire world.

He looked up abruptly and found Flander frozen in mid-air, a look of disbelief on his face.

"Boss Fu, why aren't you moving? Why is it getting dark?" Yu Xiaogang asked in confusion.

Just then, a stream of warm liquid fell from the sky and poured directly onto Yu Xiaogang's head.

He instinctively wiped his hair and immediately smelled a pungent, foul odor.

"Flander! What happened to you? Is your sheepskin bag torn?" Yu Xiaogang shouted as he looked up to see what was going on.

However, this upward movement was met with an even greater surge of interest.

The liquid was poured straight into his mouth, and the pungent, golden stench of the juice instantly filled the air.

He snapped his eyes shut, but still choked and coughed repeatedly.

"Flander! Are you crazy? You're actually sprinkling golden juice from the sky!" Yu Xiaogang shouted in despair, his heart filled with boundless rage.

However, before he could finish speaking, a sticky blob of something slammed into his face, sliding down his nose and mouth.

"What the hell is this...?"

Yu Xiaogang was stunned for a moment, then instantly realized that the thing was clearly poop!

Flanders' poop!

"vomit--"

Yu Xiaogang finally couldn't hold back anymore. He covered his mouth and vomited wildly while struggling frantically to shake off the filth on his face.

Unfortunately, getting rid of the poop all over your face isn't so easy.

"vomit--"

Yu Xiaogang gagged repeatedly and spat out his saliva.

But after spitting a few times, his mouth was dry, and the stench of feces still lingered in his mouth.

Looking around, he despairingly discovered that the only "water source" was the pool of golden liquid left by Flanders.

Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth, pinched his nose, tilted his head back, closed his eyes, and rinsed his mouth with the pungent golden liquid.

"Ugh—"

This absurd scene made Yu Xiaogang unable to hold back any longer.

His stomach churned violently, and he vomited intensely, spewing out a mixture of bile, golden liquid, and foul fluids that spilled all over the floor.

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"Flander! You're pooping golden juice in heaven, can't you even think about how I feel?"

Yu Xiaogang looked up and shouted out his anger and despair.

In his more than thirty years of life, this was the first time he had experienced such an utter humiliation—

Someone forced me to eat poop filled with golden juice!

Flander heard Yu Xiaogang's angry curses from above, but did not react at all.

His gaze was fixed on the sky, as if he were nailed to the air, unable to move.

However, just as Yu Xiaogang looked up and angrily cursed...

He finally saw clearly what the huge shadow looming over him in the sky was.

A colossal creature loomed in the sky.

The giant beast had thick scales, sharp claws, and a thick tail that resembled an iron whip between heaven and earth.

Its enormous head drooped slightly, and its blood-red eyes, like two burning fireballs, coldly stared at them.

"Sea God..." Yu Xiaogang's lips trembled as he murmured.

He recognized the behemoth as the Sea God of Seagod Island, the Beast God of the Spirit Hall, and the one who had slain the Asura God Tang Chen!

At this point, Flander had completely lost his ability to move.

His face was deathly pale, his body was stiff, and only his legs were still trembling violently.

The two were so frightened that they lost control of their bladder and bowels, and the filth dripped down their trouser legs, mixing with the air, making them look extremely disheveled.

During his journey, Godzilla noticed two small things following him in the sky, so he lowered his altitude slightly and hovered above them. Upon closer inspection, he realized they were two Soul Masters.

It shook its head, appearing nonchalant.

It swayed its massive tail slightly, creating a strong gust of air, and then slowly rose in altitude before disappearing into the clouds.

Godzilla didn't even care who the two Soul Masters were.

However, Yu Xiaogang and Flander were so frightened that they were completely flustered and lost their composure.

As Godzilla disappeared into the distance, the shadow that had shrouded the world finally dissipated, and light once again bathed the earth.

Yu Xiaogang and Flander finally snapped out of their extreme fear and collapsed to the ground.

"Boss... you saw it too, right? It was... it was the Beast God..."

Yu Xiaogang's voice trembled, and he could barely speak. He was so frightened that he farted.

Suddenly, a disgusting burst of foam appeared from the filth mixed with golden fecal fluid beneath him.

The two exchanged a horrified glance, then immediately scrambled to their feet and staggered away several steps.

Flanders was panting heavily and didn't reply for a long time.

His back was soaked through; it was hard to tell if it was cold sweat or golden liquid.

(End of this chapter)