Yandere Erii, stop tormenting Lu Mingfei!

03 The Battle Between Cowboy Lovers and Pure-Hearted Simps

"Lu Mingfei, could you help me move something after school?"

Chen Wenwen stood in front of him with an innocent look on her face, smiling as she spoke.

Lu Mingfei, who had been lying on the table like a dead dog, immediately perked up, like a fruit fly in Morgan's hybridization experiment. Even though he was about to be reincarnated, he was instantly revived and ready to launch his ancestral DNA before dying!

Of course, as a pure-hearted loser, Lu Mingfei didn't have any dirty thoughts about giving Chen Wenwen his ancestral DNA as a gift. He was content just to be Chen Wenwen's dog.

"Got it! I'm a member of the literary society, who else would do this job if I don't!" Lu Mingfei said, patting his chest.

Su Xiaoqiang, who was eavesdropping nearby, rolled her eyes.

Pooh!

Chen Wenwen's number one simp!

Can't you see she's a green tea bitch, treating you like free labor?

You might as well lick my boots; at least I, Little Fairy, am willing to spend money on nutritional drinks for you. What can Chen Wenwen give you?

You have no taste!

In fact, Su Xiaoqiang did indeed steal Chen Wenwen's boyfriend. It happened during a seating arrangement change in the second year of high school, when she was sitting next to Lu Mingfei.

Su Xiaoqiang said slyly, "Lu Mingfei, I see you have the talent of Zhuge Liang. It's a waste of your talent to stay in the literary society as a gofer. How about you come with me to start a new literary department?"

However, Lu Mingfei just looked at her suspiciously and asked, "Did you fail to woo Zhao Menghua again?"

As everyone knows, Su Xiaoqiang and Chen Wenwen are incompatible according to their birth charts, and Su Xiaoqiang is also pursuing Zhao Menghua, but Zhao Menghua is the vice president of the literary society, and his relationship with Chen Wenwen is quite delicate.

Rumors circulated that they had been seen entering and leaving the city's CBD together.

Su Xiaoqiang scoffed at this, believing that as long as they didn't publicly acknowledge their relationship, she still had a chance to take their place!

So when Lu Mingfei probed her, she argued, "What do you mean 'again'? Zhao Menghua just forgot to reply to my message after taking a shower. I also often forget to reply to messages from people who hit on me when I take a shower."

"Simp!" Lu Mingfei scoffed, seeing through Su Xiaoqiang's scheme at a glance. Su Xiaoqiang was trying to get him to betray Chen Wenwen in order to gain psychological compensation for NTRing his enemy!

"You're Chen Wenwen's simp too!" Su Xiaoqiang's forehead veins bulged, clearly her defenses had crumbled.

"Woof woof woof! I'm proud to lick her! I'll only lick her, not you!" Lu Mingfei said nonchalantly.

Su Xiaoqiang, who always had an inflated sense of pride, was immediately frightened and realized that she might never be able to get rid of Chen Wenwen's side and walk away from Mingfei, so she took revenge.

From then on, their relationship became very delicate. On one hand, they regarded each other as sycophants and appreciated each other, while on the other hand, they looked down on each other.

Of course, Su Xiaoqiang's emotions were more intense because she had repeatedly failed as a top performer, and her sense of frustration was extremely severe.

Just as Su Xiaoqiang was reminiscing about the past, Lu Mingfei turned his head strangely and met her gaze.

Su Xiaoqiang was taken aback. Could it be that Lu Mingfei had found out her true feelings?

"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen Shilan's number one beauty before?" Su Xiaoqiang said with a smug look.

But then Lu Mingfei patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "You scared me to death, it wasn't her."

Then he turned his head back.

Su Xiaoqiang looked completely bewildered. What's wrong with this guy?

In fact, Lu Mingfei felt that perverted feeling of being spied on again, and a chill ran down his spine. He couldn't help but wonder if Su Xiaoqiang was spying on him.

After all, this Minotaur enthusiast has a long history of misconduct.

I've often given myself nutritional drinks for some inexplicable reason, trying to corrupt my conscience with sugar-coated bullets.

If it weren't for her insistence on making him betray Chen Wenwen, Lu Mingfei would be willing to call Xiaotiannv "Lao Da"!

School's out.

The students ran around like pigs released from their pen.

The air was filled with the scent of freedom.

"Lu Mingfei, let's go." Chen Wenwen beckoned with her finger, and Lu Mingfei immediately ran over.

Then they went to the literary society's activity room.

Su Xiaoqiang was supposed to go to the school gate to find her family's luxurious Mercedes-Benz, but as she watched Lu Mingfei leave with Chen Wenwen, a complex emotion welled up inside her.

"Why is this idiot licking Chen Wenwen so much?"

"I'm not that shameless to fawn over Zhao Menghua... Besides, it's just because I admire the strong. If you, Lu Ming, had the same grades as Zhao Menghua, I'd fawn over you too." Su Xiaoqiang couldn't understand; her worldview was still too performance-oriented.

But Su Xiaoqiang didn't leave the school gate; instead, she secretly followed them.

He's probably craving beef again.

"Lu Mingfei, bring all these literary society's best publications from the past three years back to the classroom later. I have to go now, bye~" Chen Wenwen waved and said.

"Alright!" Lu Mingfei huffed and puffed as he began to move the books.

It's not a lot, but it's not a small amount either; it only takes a few trips back and forth to get it done.

Although there are many people in the literary society, Chen Wenwen only assigned this kind of work to herself. What does that mean?

That means she values ​​me!

Unlike Zhao Menghua, the vice president, who was all show and no substance but never got to do any work.

Presumably, Chen Wenwen must think that the other party is just a pretty face who only knows how to read books. Thinking of this, the only hard worker in the literary society couldn't help but puff out his chest.

Just as he returned to the activity room to move the books for the third time, a figure quietly walked in as well.

"Chen Wenwen, did you leave something behind?" Lu Mingfei said with a smile, then turned around and was surprised to find that the other person was actually Su Xiaoqiang.

"Little Fairy, what are you doing here?" Lu Mingfei asked warily.

And immediately, with the fastest movement, he checked the distance to the window.

He had a bad feeling.

Could this Tauren enthusiast, after repeatedly failing to outmaneuver himself, decide to resort to force?

For example, forced kissing or something.

Damn, this virgin can't handle it!

Lu Mingfei slowly retreated, while Su Xiaoqiang approached step by step, and the tense atmosphere was about to explode.

"Little fairy, let me tell you, I belong to Chen Wenwen in life and in death! Even if you force a kiss on me, my pure heart still belongs to Chen Wenwen!"

Then Su Xiaoqiang suddenly burst into tears and threw herself at Lu Mingfei.

"Waaaaah, I saw Zhao Menghua and Chen Wenwen secretly kissing in a corner of the school!"

"What!" It was as if a lightning bolt had struck Lu Mingfei's mind. With a loud bang, all his thoughts vanished, leaving only an incredulous and bewildered expression.

"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! If you hadn't been Chen Wenwen's errand boy, I wouldn't have been curious and followed you. If I hadn't followed, I wouldn't have seen Chen Wenwen and Zhao Menghua doing that kind of thing! You owe me, Zhao Menghua, waaaaah!"

Su Xiaoqiang held Lu Mingfei tightly and wouldn't let go.

Tiny pearls dripped all over Lu Mingfei's face.

Lu Mingfei took a while to react, but his mind was still a mess. He rambled on, "Don't talk nonsense! How could Chen Wenwen... She's a dog lover! She wouldn't like a flashy guy like Zhao Menghua... He's clearly a gaudy rooster!"

Believe it or not!

"Of course I don't believe it!"

"I don't care whether you believe it or not, you have to comfort me now!" Su Xiaoqiang hugged Lu Mingfei tightly and wouldn't let go.

Lu Mingfei had never seen Su Xiaoqiang show such weakness in front of others before, and he was extremely flustered. Could it be that what she said was true?

"Lift your face," Lu Mingfei said calmly.

"What?" Su Xiaoqiang cried, tears streaming down her face.

Then Lu Mingfei stretched out his finger, wiped the tear stains on Su Xiaoqiang's cheek, and put it in his lips to suck on them.

Su Xiaoqiang: "???"

"Oh no, it's salty! You really cried! My Chen Wenwen!" Lu Mingfei wailed.

For this number one sycophant of Chen Wenwen, the sky has fallen!

He immediately felt incredibly wronged, and hugged Su Xiaoqiang, tears streaming down his face.

The two losers broke down in tears, their sobs echoing in the activity room.

After crying for a while, Su Xiaoqiang suddenly pushed Lu Mingfei away and said seriously, "What should I do if I'm still upset?"

"Then what do you want to do?" Lu Mingfei asked sadly, wiping away his tears.

"Take revenge on them!" Su Xiaoqiang said solemnly.

"If you dare to hurt Chen Wenwen, I'll fight you to the death!" Lu Mingfei said, grinning.

"Who would do something so unskilled? Here's what we'll do: you'll be my number one sycophant from now on, and I'll treat you better than any of my underlings!" After brewing for a long time, Su Xiaoqiang finally drew his sword, attempting to kill with a single blow.

"When Chen Wenwen sees that you betrayed her and became my dog, she will be devastated!"

Lu Mingfei gasped, then understood.

"Please, you cuckold, have some self-respect! I, a pure-hearted simp, would never betray Chen Wenwen!"

……

……

At this moment, in a secluded spot not far from Shilan Middle School.

Erii punched one of the thugs who were lusting after her, knocking them all to the ground.

The poor thugs were bruised and battered, lying on the ground unable to get up.

"Your Chinese is super good, mine is super bad. You taught me not to box, understand?" Erii clenched her fist, her knuckles cracking like popping beans. A full-force punch could blow up a tank.

The thugs stared in terror at the terrifying woman who spoke like a colonel in an incredibly cute voice, trembling all over. One of them even wet his pants.

While observing Lu Mingfei, Erii keenly realized that her Chinese accent was strange. She thought about it and realized that learning a language could not be done by just reading books. Just as she was thinking about who could tutor her in normal Chinese pronunciation, a few thugs with a roguish look came up to her.

"Oh, little sister, are you all alone? Want to come play with the older brothers?"

Unfortunately, Erii smiled slightly, led them to a secluded place, and then began a brutal yet highly effective Chinese tutoring session.

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