Yandere Erii, stop tormenting Lu Mingfei!

Lu Mingfei was out of school. He yawned as he walked out of the school gate, completely unaware that a black sedan was following him.

"Is this kind of surveillance really effective?" Yasha asked, munching on a bag of spicy snacks.

"If Miss really ran away from home because of this blond guy, then we just need to wait," said Crow.

Yaksha gave a thumbs up: "Report to the young master immediately upon the young lady's appearance!"

The crow exclaimed excitedly, "Then the young master took his sharpened knife and killed that blond-haired fellow! He rescued the young lady!"

Yaksha looked worried: "This is China, not Japan. Most likely, we can only beat up the blond guy."

The crow suddenly had a whimsical thought: "What if we offered to burn down some stupid shrine as leverage? Would China be willing to sacrifice a blond-haired guy?"

Yasha nodded firmly, "I guarantee it. Young Master is a perverted siscon! I saw him buy the light novel 'My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute!' with my own eyes! So what if he takes down a few idiot prime ministers? By the way, what do you think of Abe-san? I've disliked him for a long time."

Just as the two of them were lost in thought, a man in a hat walked up and tapped on their car window.

"What are you doing sneaking around like that? Show me your ID cards and driver's licenses!" Uncle Hat said sternly, having noticed something was off about the two people huddled in the car a while ago!

Wearing a trench coat! And those pretentious sunglasses!!

They were whispering amongst themselves, exuding the aura of gangsters!

Could they be plotting a robbery and kidnapping?!

The crow and the yaksha exchanged glances, then handed over their passports and removed their sunglasses so the police officers could compare the photos.

"So you're Japanese tourists?" the police officer said, stroking his chin.

"Sir, our great and good citizens!" Yaksha bowed and scraped inside the carriage, patted his chest, and showed a friendly and fawning face.

"Watashi, good citizen!" The crow slyly handed over a few Mao Zedong bills, blinking repeatedly, desperately hinting to let them off the hook.

The local police officer initially knew it was a misunderstanding and was about to leave, but then he saw Crow hand over the money...

If you haven't done anything wrong, why would you hand over money?

This is a classic case of trying to hide something obvious!

Don't move! Hands behind your head!

The police officer drew his service pistol!

Then the police officer took out two silver bracelets, arrested Yaksha and Crow, and took them back to the police station.

Not far away, Genjiro, who was standing on a high-rise building looking down at this scene, twitched at the corner of his mouth and was bewildered in the wind.

Sakura Yabuki quickly tried to soothe Genji's hair, saying, "Young Master, don't worry about them. Finding Miss is the priority. I'll go get them in a bit."

Yuan Zhisheng said speechlessly, "These two idiots, don't they know that Chinese people are reserved? Even when giving money, you have to put it inside the red envelope. Giving money directly is very impolite!"

He and Sakura Yabuki stood on a high place searching for Erii's figure, while Crow Yasha kept an eye on Lu Mingfei. As a result, his capable henchman was arrested by the police, and now he had to keep an eye on that blond guy by himself.

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Lu Mingfei arrived at the bookstall not far from his home.

I'm flipping through the newly released "Novoland: The Reboot".

"That beast Jiangnan! Not only does he not update, but he also rehashes old material, rebooting the world and rewriting the original plot!" This lousy book exhausted Lu Mingfei, and he couldn't help but curse a few times.

"Mingfei, you just sit here reading books all day without buying anything. How am I supposed to make money?" the old man at the newsstand complained.

"I'll buy you all when I make a lot of money in the future." Lu Mingfei picked up another book, "Illustrated Novels," and shamelessly continued to flip through it.

"When will you be able to make a lot of money?" The old man shook his head. He knew very well how bad Lu Mingfei's grades were, and that he might even have difficulty getting into a university.

"At worst, I'll go to Japan and become a male host," Lu Mingfei said casually. He had recently read in a magazine about how much money male hosts in Japan make; a top male host could earn enough in a day to buy a house in this small city! That would be a fortune in terms of game discs!

Moreover, the male prostitutes in the photos all looked like monsters and demons. He thought that if he were to become a male prostitute, he could dress up a little and be much better than these slutty and cheap women.

"A gigolo? What stage name are you planning to use? You can't debut under your real name, can you?" the old man chimed in.

"How about the cherry blossom favored by the gods?" Lu Mingfei said, his voice brimming with chuunibyou (delusional) energy, clearly indicating he was a powerhouse in the host club world!

"Why not Sakura? It's simple and easy to remember," the old man suggested.

"Great! Once I go to Japan, become a male escort, and make a fortune, I'll buy your book stall!" Lu Mingfei said boldly.

Lu Mingfei squatted on the ground and read for a while. As he was about to leave his beloved bookstall and return to that oppressive "home," he turned around and stood up. Because he moved too quickly, his cheek bumped into something.

Hmm? It seems a bit soft and fluffy.

This thing actually has a slightly sweet, indescribable aroma!

It smells like citrus fruits warmed by the bright spring sunshine!

It also tastes like a rich and delicious milky aroma!

Puzzled, Lu Mingfei pulled his face out of the strange thing, and then he was terrified!

"I'm so sorry! I really didn't mean to!!"

Lu Mingfei was so flustered that he almost knelt down before the other party to show his sincerity.

He accidentally smeared... holy crap, face wash on his face!

This young lady was stunningly beautiful, prompting exclamations of "Holy crap, she's an angel!"

She wore a red and white shrine maiden outfit, with long, dark red hair that reached her waist. Her beauty was off the charts; even Su Xiaoqiang would be utterly defeated. She had a voluptuous and beautiful figure—any more would be too fat, any less would be too thin. Based on his years of experience learning Japanese, this girl was the epitome of beauty!

And here I am, a loser who has no parents and no one cares about me, and I just got to enjoy a face wash service?!?

Oh no, if the other party calls the police and Chen Wenwen finds out, I'm afraid I won't even be able to be her lapdog anymore!

Just as Lu Mingfei was trembling with fear, wondering if he could lie on the ground and pretend to have an epileptic seizure to get through the ordeal, the girl suddenly pulled him into a warm embrace.

"Sakura! I've finally found you!"

Erii's face showed an expression of intoxication. Her delicate and exquisite nose greedily sniffed the scent on Lu Mingfei's body. She spoke the words she had been preparing for a long time in the most infatuated voice!

Thankfully, one of the thugs she beat up was a veteran anime fan, who quickly corrected her colonel pronunciation and corrected her Chinese grammar; otherwise, that group would still be giving Erii Chinese tutoring.

"No, sister, who are you? How did you know I just adopted the stage name Sakura for a male escort?" Lu Mingfei asked in shock.

It seems I won't end up in jail for my reckless behavior just now.

But the other party seemed to have ill intentions!

"I am your future prison lady!" Erii released Lu Mingfei, cupped his cheeks with her delicate white hands, and said earnestly, as much as possible in Chinese, but her accent still inevitably carried a hint of her father's.

Seeing this, the bookseller was devastated.

This is like something out of a light novel.

He immediately believed the mysterious girl's story, after all, he had come up with the stage name Sakura himself, and the girl not only said it right away but also claimed to be his future wife!

Even if the truth seems impossible, there is only one answer!

That means Lu Mingfei will really go to Japan to become a male escort in the future!

He even managed to get a wife by using his status as a male escort!

"Um... excuse me, do you know the lottery numbers for the next draw?" the old man at the bookstall asked earnestly, his chance to defy fate hanging in the balance!