Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.
Chapter 36 Awesome Magic! Xuan Du: Eh~ No way! How do I do it?!
At the same time, the system notification sounded in Zhao Gongming's mind again.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully crafted a concept-level magic weapon!]
[Recipient: Grand Master Xuandu (Chief Disciple of the Human Sect)]
[Critical hit bonus triggered!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Taiyin Sacred Flame!]
hum!
A silver-white flame, extremely yin and gentle yet containing the power to freeze time and space, quietly merged into Zhao Gongming's primordial spirit.
"The Sacred Flame of Taiyin?"
Zhao Gongming was overjoyed.
"I possess the true fire of the sun, which is supremely strong and yang, and now I also possess the sacred fire of the moon, which is supremely yin and gentle."
"Yin and Yang complement each other, water and fire are compatible."
"In the future, whether it's forging weapons or killing enemies, the methods will become even more unpredictable!"
He took out his gloves, walked up to Xuandu and Suirenshi, and said with a serious expression.
"I have fulfilled my mission!"
"This treasure is called the gloves of the Helan people."
"Just wear it, and whatever you touch will turn into a treasure; even wild grass can turn into a lingzhi mushroom!"
Suiren's family was overjoyed.
"Really? That's great!"
"However..." Zhao Gongming coughed.
"This spell, well, it's a little... well, a bit local."
"And your speaking habits will also change."
Zhao Gongming looked at Xuandu.
"Senior brother, since it's for the sake of humanity, why don't you set an example first?"
Xuan Du looked at the orange gloves and a sense of foreboding welled up in his heart.
"Junior brother... are you sure this magic weapon is legitimate?"
"No, absolutely not!"
Xuandu took three steps back, his face filled with terror.
"Junior brother, I am the chief disciple of the Human Sect, representing the face of the Supreme Sage!"
"Making me do this...this cutesy act, and then calling me 'good boy/girl' for spicy soup?"
"If word gets out, how will I, Xuandu, ever show my face in the prehistoric world again? My master will turn me into a pill too!"
Upon seeing this, Zhao Gongming immediately switched to deception mode.
He grabbed Xuan Du's hand and spoke earnestly and with deep sorrow.
"Senior brother, how could you think like that?"
"Is saving face more important, or the future of humanity?"
"This is a top-tier magic weapon that could enable the entire human race to experience explosive growth!"
"It's a magical artifact capable of turning the rotten into the miraculous, and transforming waste into treasure!"
"Just think about it, how miserable the human race is now, they don't even have a decent spiritual herb!"
"Don't you, senior brother, want the human race to rise from the primordial chaos and become great again?"
"Can you bear to watch your people be bullied because of a lack of resources?"
"Sacrificing one for the happiness of countless families, senior brother!"
These righteous and awe-inspiring words immediately put Xuandu in awe.
Zhao Gongming simply shoved the glove into his hand.
"For humanity, for my brothers!"
Looking at the ragged, emaciated clansmen in the distance, Xuan Du felt an overwhelming sense of responsibility.
"For the sake of humanity..."
Xuan Du gritted his teeth, a tragic and resolute look flashing in his eyes.
"Okay! I'll use it!"
"It's just being cute, right? For the rise of humanity, I, Xuandu, will go all out!"
Zhao Gongming asked with an expectant expression.
"Is it okay or not?!"
Xuan Du looked at the expectant eyes around him.
He took a deep breath and, with a death wish, put on his gloves.
The next second, Xuan Du's demeanor changed.
He just blurted out a sentence.
"These gloves... feel great, awesome!!!"
……
A moment later, the human square was piled high with resources collected by Suirenshi and others.
It's really just some roadside weeds, slightly magical stones, and some unidentified wild fruits.
Wearing those orange gloves, Xuan Du stood in front of the pile of garbage, took a deep breath, and did his final mental preparation.
Not far from him, Zhao Gongming, Lu Ya, Huang Long, Cihang, and Yaoshi stood in a neat row.
Swish!Swish!Swish!
Five top-quality photo stones were raised simultaneously, gleaming with anticipation.
Xuan Du turned his head and immediately felt a wave of exasperation, with veins throbbing on his forehead.
"you……"
"That's really going too far!"
"All you do is record my dirty laundry, can't you have any sympathy?"
Cihang said with a smile.
"Senior brother, don't misunderstand, we are here to record the historic moment of the rise of the human race."
The pharmacist echoed this.
"Yes, yes, this is valuable video footage; it should be included in textbooks in the future."
Xuan Du was helpless, knowing that he couldn't rely on these friends.
"call……"
He closed his eyes, suppressing his shame, and began to activate the magic weapon.
The next moment, Xuan Du suddenly opened his eyes and cupped his cheeks in his hands.
She struck an extremely cute flower pose, her body slightly twisting.
He shouted loudly in a fairly authentic Dutch accent.
"Awesome magic (,,>᎑<,,)!!
"It smells so good! ★!!"*
"Even immortals would praise it! Hot and delicious! Spicy and fragrant! So good! ૮₍♡♡₎ა!!"
"It tastes even better now! ★!!"
"Is it good or not?! It's so awesome, I can't even describe it!!"
boom!
After this combo was completed.
The entire room fell silent.
The three human ancestors and countless human citizens who were watching from the sidelines all gaped open, their jaws dislocated.
Suirenshi was so frightened that he almost dropped the firewood in his hand.
"this……"
"Is this the supreme Dao that Senior Brother Xuandu learned from the Sage...?"
"This is...this is really...uncivilized!"
"But... that spicy soup sounds delicious, doesn't it?"
Just when everyone's values were collapsing.
Zhao Gongming and his companions put away the recording stone with satisfaction and high-fived each other in celebration.
"yeah!"
"I'm so happy!"
"Finally, even Senior Brother Xuandu has died!"
Cihang and the pharmacist laughed the most, after all, they were experienced people.
As the saying goes, those who have been caught in the rain not only tear other people's umbrellas to shreds, but also watch others breakdance in the rain!
……
Chaos, Nuwa Palace.
The goddess Nuwa has always been concerned about the situation of the human race.
When she saw Xuandu's face-holding pose and heard the words "spicy soup, good boy" through the water mirror, she was completely stunned.
"this……"
"What on earth are these kids doing?"
"How come the disciples taught by the eldest brother have become so... so down-to-earth?"
However, the next second, Nuwa's beautiful eyes widened suddenly.
As Xuan Du's incantation fell, the pile of ordinary weeds and stones suddenly burst forth with dazzling spiritual light!
The weeds have been transformed into a century-old medicinal herb!
The stubborn rock has been transformed into a spiritual stone imbued with spiritual energy!
Even the wild fruits have been transformed into Vermilion Fruits that can increase cultivation!
"What?!"
Nuwa stood up in shock, staring at the scene in disbelief.
"It actually increased in value?"
"Turning the rotten into the miraculous—that's a profound application of the laws of creation!"
"Zhao Gongming's talent in weapon crafting... is it really that terrifying?"
"They can even forge such a heaven-defying item?"
Although the process was a bit cringeworthy, the effect was simply a lifeline for humanity!
……
Xuan Du was stunned to see the abundance of rare and precious materials in the ancestral land of the human race.
"Has it really... really changed?"
"Perfect, absolutely perfect!"
Xuan Du was overjoyed, but then he noticed several malicious gazes from the side.
Turning his head, he saw Zhao Gongming and the others holding a photo stone, pointing at him and laughing in a very lewd way.
A strong sense of shame welled up inside me instantly.
Xuan Du's face turned as red as a monkey's bottom, and he wanted to scold them for deleting the photo stone.
However, due to the side effects of the magical artifact, his demeanor changed drastically the moment he opened his mouth.
"Ew~!!!"
"No, no, no!!"
"Why are you all like this?!"
"Delete that stone for me, you hear me? Don't leave it!!!"
This authentic accent, combined with Xuandu's exasperated expression.
"Pfft... Hahahaha!"
Zhao Gongming and the others could no longer hold back and collapsed to the ground laughing, pounding the ground with their fists.
"Hahaha, how do you do it?"
"I can't take it anymore, Senior Brother Xuandu, your accent... it's just too amazing!"
A cheerful atmosphere filled the air.
[Should we urge for an update?!]
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