Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Upon hearing this, Di Jun looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping.

Then, beaming with excitement, he leaned close to Zhao Gongming's ear and whispered something.

"Nephew, you only know one side of the story."

"My relationship with Dijiang is indeed alright; it's a love-hate relationship."

"But the relationship between Donghuang and him... well, that's hard to say what will happen in the future. It could even lead to someone's death!"

Zhao Gongming was even more bewildered.

"What exactly does this mean? Did Uncle Donghuang cuckold Dijiang?"

"Pah, don't talk nonsense!"

Di Jun glared at him, then a motherly smile spread across his face as he chuckled.

"It's a joyous occasion, my second brother, Donghuang Taiyi."

"She's with Houtu, the youngest of the Twelve Ancestral Witches, who has now attained sainthood..."

"It's just that due to the identities of the Lich and Demon races, it hasn't been made public yet."

"Holy crap?!"

Zhao Gongming was so shocked that he jumped up from his chair, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets.

"The two of them?!"

"The Demon Emperor and the Ancestral Witch? How can they be paired together?"

"This reproductive isolation... no, this stance is just too confrontational!"

Di Jun waved his hand, giving him a look that said, "You don't understand love," and explained.

"This all started with the establishment of the underworld."

"The underworld has just been established and its foundation is unstable. Even though Houtu has attained sainthood, the rampant wind, water, and fire in that place are still very troublesome."

"One day, my second brother, Donghuang, happened to pass by the Netherworld Blood Sea and saw that Houtu was having some trouble, so he offered to help her."

"He used the innate treasure, the Chaos Bell, to suppress the earth, wind, water, and fire, thus stabilizing the underworld."

"After a while, they started exchanging glances and... well, they fell in love and got together!"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming couldn't help but gasp and exclaim in amazement.

"hiss……"

"If Tei-Ei, that ultimate siscon, found out about this..."

"Is he planning to drag his Uncle-Master Donghuang down with him and cause a self-destruction?!"

"That's for sure!" Di Jun nodded in deep agreement.

"If Dijiang knew that his own cabbage had been taken by Taiyi, he would definitely go crazy."

"Therefore, I hope you can forge a suitable magical artifact."

"It can save Taiyi's life in front of Dijiang, and also infuriate Dijiang, without actually fighting."

"Got it!"

Zhao Gongming snapped his fingers.

"I'm familiar with this business!"

Di Jun didn't hesitate and immediately took out a Speed ​​Wind Spirit Stone.

[Ding! High-level refining material detected: Extreme Speed ​​Wind Spirit Stone]

[Matchmaking Scheme: Craftable vehicle/taunt/escape-related magical artifacts]

Zhao Gongming summoned the Nine Dragon Cauldron and began refining the treasure.

Forty-nine days later.

boom!

Accompanied by a piercing engine roar.

A motorcycle with an extremely cool design and colorful flames shooting from its exhaust pipe burst out of the Nine Dragons Cauldron.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]

[Magic Item Name: Yellow Hair's Will-o'-the-Wisp]

[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]

[Concept Attribute: Father-in-Law Killer - Infinite Kite]

[Effect: Riding a will-o'-the-wisp instantly generates maximum hatred towards your partner's immediate family members, forcibly drawing their fire!]

However, the opponent can never hit you. No matter how fast they are, they can only follow behind you, eating your dust and chasing after your ghostly flames!

[Side effect: Young man's social dance]

[Restriction: The user's appearance is forcibly changed to blond hair, wearing a red Want Want brand bodysuit, tight pants, and loafers!]

[Dialogue: When facing your partner's family, you must say this in a very provocative and irritating way!]

"Hey, Old Deng, the will-o'-the-wisp is parked at the door!"

"Give me some money right now, I'm taking my woman out to play billiards!"

[Ding! Critical hit reward triggered!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: One drop of Chaotic Earth God's Blood Essence!]

Zhao Gongming happily collected the essence blood, just as he finished refining it and came out of seclusion.

As soon as he stepped outside, he saw that Donghuang Taiyi had also arrived, standing nervously beside Dijun.

Zhao Gongming looked Taiyi up and down and couldn't help but tease him.

"Wow, Uncle Donghuang is pretty good!"

"He can even handle his arch-enemy's own sister, what a talent!"

"Is this the legendary... becoming the enemy's brother-in-law in order to defeat the enemy?"

Upon hearing this, Donghuang Taiyi's usually cold and aloof face instantly turned red.

He scratched his head somewhat sheepishly, but still stubbornly insisted:

"Cough...that's free love!"

"Why should Dijiang interfere with us? We're true love!"

"Even if he's the brother-in-law, you can't break up a couple!"

Immediately, Taiyi looked at Zhao Gongming anxiously.

"Nephew, hurry up and take out your magic weapon!"

"As you know, although I wield the Chaos Bell and am invincible below the level of a sage, I can't really kill my brother-in-law, can I?"

"That would make Houtu sad."

"I need a magic weapon that can shut him up without hurting him!"

Zhao Gongming chuckled and waved his hand, and the ghost-fire motorcycle flashing neon lights appeared in front of everyone.

He then explained in detail the function of the magic weapon and its explosive side effects.

After hearing this, Donghuang Taiyi's face turned green, and he pointed at the motorcycle with trembling fingers.

"What... what kind of design is this?"

"Skinny jeans, loafers, and you still have to call him Old Deng?"

"They want money from Dijiang to play billiards?!"

"Zhao Gongming, you really don't want me to get better!"

"If Dijiang heard this, wouldn't he be so angry he'd fly to heaven on the spot?"

However, Di Jun, who was standing next to him, got excited immediately after hearing this and slapped his thigh.

"Wonderful, second brother, this is absolutely brilliant!"

"That's exactly the effect I wanted! I love seeing Dijiang want to kill you, but can't catch you, and can only stare helplessly!"

"Wear it, you absolutely have to wear it! This bodysuit really shows off your figure!"

Taiyi: "..."

Seeing his older brother's gloating expression, Taiyi sighed helplessly.

"Alright... It's embarrassing, but at least I won't get beaten up, and I can save Houtu's face."

Zhao Gongming, standing to the side, couldn't help but sigh.

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

"To turn hatred into love is perverted."

"This family is going to be lively from now on."

……

After sending away the magic weapon, we still have important business to attend to.

Zhao Gongming commanded Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, these two free laborers.

"My two senior uncles, now that you're here, don't just sit around."

"Please help us set up the venue for the matchmaking event. It needs to be romantic, cozy, and impressive!"

Although the two demon emperors were quasi-saints, they did not complain at all in order to please Zhao Gongming, and began to use their magic to build a stage and arrange flowers.

At the same time, Zhao Gongming took out a communication jade slip and sent a message to his fellow disciples who were still having a team-building event in the underworld.

"Brothers, stop your overseas assignments, come back and help!"

"The human matchmaking event is about to begin, return immediately!"

Before long, several streaks of light flew in from the direction of the underworld, and Xuandu, Duobao, Cihang and the others all returned to their places.

Just as everyone was busily setting up the venue.

hum!

Auspicious omens descended from the heavens, and purple clouds rose from the east. A holy and flawless figure, imbued with boundless power, slowly descended upon Shouyang Mountain.

Goddess Nuwa!

"Greetings, Aunt Nuwa (Holy Mother)!"

Everyone quickly bowed, while Zhao Gongming, somewhat bewildered, stepped forward and asked:

"Uncle-Master? What brings you here?"

"This is just a small matchmaking event, organized for ordinary people."

"You are a sage, busy with countless affairs of state, what brings you here to witness this spectacle?"

Nuwa smiled slightly, her beautiful eyes sparkling with a light known as the Eight Trigrams, and said in a serious tone.

"Gongming, you are mistaken."

"I am the Holy Mother of the Human Race, and I also govern the marriages of Heaven and Earth."

"The intermarriage between humans and witches is a momentous event in the primordial world; how could I not concern myself with it?"

"Besides..."

Nuwa glanced at Donghuang Taiyi, who was fiddling with the ghost fire motorcycle beside her.

He glanced at Di Jun, who was trying on the bodysuit, and a playful smile appeared on his lips.

"I've heard this place... is quite interesting?"

Zhao Gongming instantly understood; they were just here to have some fun too!

He immediately straightened his back and shouted loudly.

"Welcome, Senior Uncle, for your guidance!"

"With a sage presiding over this matchmaking event... it's incredibly prestigious!"

"Someone, bring the best melon seeds and the best seat for the Goddess Nuwa!"

[Give Nuwa the best encouragement to update!]