Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Xuanyuan Hill, home to the Xiong tribe.

"Master, I won!"

"I haven't disgraced our Chan Sect. I haven't disgraced you either!!"

Xuanyuan had two dark circles under his eyes.

He limped but rushed into Guang Chengzi's secluded room with great excitement.

Guang Chengzi was meditating to calm himself down, mainly to overcome the psychological trauma of watching his apprentice dance the "social dance."

He opened his eyes, looked at his apprentice who was bruised and covered in dirt, and his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"My disciple..."

Guang Chengzi pointed at Xuanyuan's face, which was swollen like a pig's head, and wanted to cry but had no tears.

"You call this... winning?"

"You were kicked flying several times, and I saw it all clearly from down below!"

Xuanyuan, however, looked proud and puffed out his chest.

"Of course! I fought Chi You for three hundred rounds, and in the end, we were evenly matched; neither of us could gain the upper hand!"

"What does this prove? It proves that the Abstract Dao is truly amazing!"

"As long as I swing fast enough, his flying kick won't be able to catch me!"

Guang Chengzi: "..."

I was speechless.

Before Guang Chengzi could recover, Xuanyuan grabbed Guang Chengzi's hand.

His eyes gleamed with fervent light as he began to dream of the future.

"Master, after this battle, I've realized something!"

"Going it alone won't work; I need to build a legion!"

"An abstract legion that fights using abstract magical artifacts!"

Guang Chengzi felt a chill run down his spine: "???"

Xuanyuan counted them off on his fingers as if they were his own treasures.

"Look, Uncle-Master Lü Yue can retreat, retreat, retreat—his defense is invincible!"

"Senior Xiangliu knows how to do it, he can absorb and resist it! Uncle Duobao knows how to do it too, he's immune to all poisons!"

"Uncle Cihang can transform and summon, unleashing devastating firepower; Senior Brother Lu Ya can meow and use mind control!"

"And then there's Uncle-Master Dingguang, that lightning-avoiding weapon is practically a sonic weapon of mass destruction!"

Xuanyuan became more and more excited as he spoke, his eyes sparkling.

"If I could get them all to help me...wouldn't I be invincible?!"

Guang Chengzi broke out in a cold sweat and said in a trembling voice.

"Wait, disciple, these people you're talking about... are they all your comrades?"

Xuanyuan nodded as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"Yes, they are all my idols!"

"Besides... they're all Uncle Zhao's clients, we're all family!"

Guang Chengzi clutched his chest, suddenly having a bad feeling.

This isn't a legion; it's like bringing over the largest mental hospital in the entire primordial world!

Just then.

"Slap! Slap! Slap!"

A round of applause came from the doorway.

Zhao Gongming walked in, cracking melon seeds and looking on with admiration.

"Excellent idea, Nephew Xuanyuan! Your comprehension is truly worthy of the Human Emperor!"

"However..." Zhao Gongming changed the subject.

"If you want to form a legion, you need to gather these people first."

Xuanyuan was taken aback: "How do you summon them? Should I go and invite them?"

Zhao Gongming shook his head, his gaze passing over Xuanyuan.

His gaze fell meaningfully on Guang Chengzi, a wicked smile playing on his lips.

"Senior brother, you are the teacher of the Human Emperor and the senior disciple of the Chan Sect. You have a lot of influence."

"This matter...doesn't require your involvement?"

Guang Chengzi pointed to his nose and widened his eyes.

"I?!"

"Should I go and gather those...those abstract masters?"

"I'm not going, I can't bear the embarrassment!"

Zhao Gongming walked over, put his arm around Guang Chengzi's shoulder, and earnestly advised him.

"Senior brother, that's not right of you."

"It would show your sincerity if you went to invite him yourself, after all, it's for your apprentice's great cause!"

"and……"

Zhao Gongming lowered his voice, revealing the true nature of the scheme.

"Senior brother, don't you dance too?"

"We're all on the same page, why should we look down on each other?"

"Isn't it reasonable for the Shadow Master to invite the Fairy Girl?"

Guang Chengzi: "..."

You son of a bitch...

Guang Chengzi looked at Xuanyuan's expectant eyes.

Then he looked at Zhao Gongming with a threatening look, as if to say, "If you don't go, I'll spread rumors about your dancing everywhere."

He gritted his teeth and, with tears in his eyes, took out the communication jade slip.

"Fine, I'll go, I'll go, okay?"

……

Thus, Guang Chengzi began the most difficult manpower gathering operation he had ever undertaken in the prehistoric world.

Guang Chengzi took a deep breath and channeled his magic power into his body.

"Junior Brother Lü Yue, Xuanyuan intends to form an army to fight against Chiyou. The war is urgent, so I have come to invite you..."

A moment later, the jade slip vibrated, and Lü Yue's puzzled voice came through.

"Ah, who is it, Senior Brother Guangchengzi?"

"You're looking for me? Wait... you're not trying to trick me into going to the Chan Sect to get beaten up, are you?"

Guang Chengzi: "..."

"No, it's important business!"

Lü Yue: "Alright, alright, I understand."

"You want to back out? No problem, I'll be right there!"

"I'm a professional at stomping my feet to make the enemy retreat!"

Guang Chengzi reluctantly contacted the great shaman.

Xiang Liu's irritating voice rang out instantly.

"Oh my, isn't this Senior Brother Guang Chengzi?"

"Haven't seen you for a few days, you've gotten so much worse, and you actually contacted me on your own initiative?"

Guang Chengzi's forehead veins bulged as he suppressed the urge to crush the jade slip, gritting his teeth as he spoke.

"Xuanyuan has a favor to ask..."

Xiang Liu: "Got it, got it. The Swinging Sheep, right? Coming right away!"

"I recently learned a few new head-shaking moves, they're super cool, I'll show you guys out!"

Guang Chengzi: "Junior Brother Cihang, I am Guang Chengzi."

Cihang's voice was full of vigilance.

"Senior brother, what's up? Let me make it clear first, I don't drink!"

Guang Chengzi: "Xuanyuan wishes to invite you to come out of seclusion..."

Cihang instantly bristled: "Wait, you're not asking me to dance and transform, are you?!"

"I'm warning you, I'm currently giving up abstract concepts; I'm going to go back to being the aloof and detached Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect!"

Guang Chengzi was silent for a moment, then replied quietly.

"...Do you even believe it yourself?"

There was a full three seconds of silence on Cihang's end.

Finally, a sigh of helplessness mixed with a hint of expectation was heard.

"...Okay, I'll go."

"But this time I'm going to be the grand finale, so the lights have to be on full blast!"

Guang Chengzi: "Crown Prince Lu Ya..."

Lu Ya's soft, sweet voice came through.

"Meow, Uncle-Master Guangchengzi, what's the matter?"

Guang Chengzi felt terrible upon hearing that natural meow; goosebumps covered his skin.

"Xuanyuan...would like to ask you..."

Lu Ya: "Alright, meow, for the friendship between humans and demons, meow!"

"I'm coming right away, meow, with the crown on!"

Dingguangxian's voice was timid.

"Senior Brother Guangchengzi, you were looking for me?"

"I...I'm not very good at fighting...I'm afraid of pain..."

Guang Chengzi sighed and offered words of comfort.

"You don't need to fight."

"You're in charge of...playing music and creating a good atmosphere."

Dingguangxian instantly perked up.

"Playing music? I can do that!"

"Avoid this landmine! Avoid this landmine! I'm putting on my headphones and heading out now!"

……

After finishing all the messages, Guang Chengzi slumped into a chair, his eyes vacant, as if his body had been hollowed out.

"What a tragedy..."

"My illustrious reputation, Guang Chengzi, is now... completely ruined here."

Xuanyuan leaned closer, looking at him with an expression of adoration.

"Master, you're amazing!"

"A single message summoned so many big names; that's incredible influence!"

Looking into his disciple's clear eyes, Guang Chengzi felt like crying but had no tears.

"My disciple...do you know how utterly disgraced I have been today..."

Xuanyuan, however, disagreed: "How could that be? Master, you have so much face!"

"Look, they're all your fans; they come as soon as you call!"

Guang Chengzi's lips twitched: "Fans? They're just looking for trouble, they're here for team building!"

Zhao Gongming sat to the side, cracking melon seeds and adding insult to injury with a smile.

"Senior brother, don't say that."

"We are all trying to help Xuanyuan. We may take different paths, but we all end up in the same place."

"Besides, it's better to share happiness than to enjoy it alone. If we all die together, it doesn't count as dying together."

Looking at Zhao Gongming's smiling face, Guang Chengzi's fist hardened and then relaxed.

It's loose then hard again; I really want to slap it.

……

A few days later, Xuanyuan Hill was bustling with activity. Lü Yue arrived, stamping his feet, and Xiang Liu arrived, shaking his head.

Cihang arrived carrying the magic wand, Lu Ya arrived wearing cat ears, and Dingguangxian arrived wearing headphones.

Even Daoist Duobao came to join in the fun, bringing his bowl with him.

Guang Chengzi stood at the door to greet them, looking at this group of strangely shaped abstract masters.

I felt a mix of emotions, like I was the director of a mental hospital.

However, Xuanyuan excitedly ran out and bowed to everyone, his eyes filled with fervor.

"Hello idols, welcome to Xuanyuan Hill! We've finally seen them alive!!"

Looking at this enthusiastic young fan, everyone showed relieved smiles, as if there were successors to carry on the legacy and that they were not alone in their pursuit.

Guang Chengzi stood in the wind, bewildered.

"..."

"Am I the master... or the babysitter for these lunatics?"

[Humble Guang Chengzi begs for more updates and requests free gifts!]