Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 128 From Apple to Pineapple

Ziqiao was already extremely upset about losing his two formidable generals, Zhanbo and Wanyu, and when he heard his senior brother and Meijia chatting, he immediately flew into a rage.

Chen Meijia, you're a seasoned veteran of the martial arts world, don't you know what your senior brother is up to?

He wasn't looking for a capable personal assistant at all.

This is clearly someone who wants to find a stepmother for their child!

Ziqiao wasn't so domineering as to allow himself to have many romantic interests while preventing Meijia from finding someone else.

But even if she doesn't find a rich second-generation heir who is over 1.8 meters tall, young, handsome, successful, loves her, treats her well, and will never have a second heart.

You can't exactly find a single father like the senior brother who's been through the martial arts world, can you?

Don't misunderstand, Zi Qiao doesn't discriminate against single fathers; he just discriminates against all people in the martial arts world equally, including himself.

And Meijia, you can't just be ruined by one little white dragon and then go looking for another one right after that, can you?

If Mika really has some special fetish for dragons, then I might as well just arrange a little dragon person for her right away.

Watching his senior brother sit on his usual sofa, munching on sunflower seeds and using the same flirting lines he uses to pick up girls...

In short, it's a matter of "if a gentleman can tolerate something, then what cannot?"

Extremely frustrated, Ziqiao decided to end this ordeal as soon as possible.

So he raised his hand to indicate that he was using everyone's only chance to leave.

"What if the exam papers are accidentally damaged when we leave?" Ziqiao asked Yifei.

Yifei thought for a moment and said, "You can hand in your test papers and answer sheets first, and then come back to pick them up from me when you return."

Ziqiao and Xiaoxian temporarily handed in their test papers and answer sheets and prepared to leave. He gestured to Zhanbo and Wanyu to follow quickly.

"Can we go out now?" Zhanbo asked.

"You are no longer test takers. As long as it doesn't affect your exams, you can go wherever you want."

Upon receiving Yifei's reply, Zhanbo and Wanyu immediately got up and followed her.

After thinking for a moment, the eldest brother also silently followed Zhanbo and Wanyu.

Just as Ziqiao and his companions were about to enter 3602, they saw their eldest brother following behind.

"Senior Brother, our team is assembling. What are you doing following us?" Zi Qiao asked irritably.

If it weren't for the fact that he was Guan Gu's senior brother, Zi Qiao's attitude would have been even more impolite than it is now.

The eldest brother replied matter-of-factly, "The rules don't say I can't play with you guys..."

"..."

"...Let's come out together."

Zeng Xiaoxian gave his senior brother a thumbs up. Now he understood why Yifei always said that when a person is shameless, they are invincible.

So this is how I am when I'm being a jerk?

"Senior Brother, you've gone too far. You're blocking us all by yourself now. What if Nanfeng and the others come out and Zhanbo and Wanyu follow suit and block them too?" Xiaoxian tried to dissuade his senior brother from leaving.

The eldest brother remained unmoved.

Just because he doesn't have much of an expression on his face doesn't mean he's a stupid blockhead.

You can only listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's nonsense when he's trying to fool kids.

If I don't come out and block them, will they give up on letting Zhanbo and Wanyu block Guangu?

If these people had any principles, they wouldn't have resorted to such a sinister tactic as spraying red ink.

Besides, you've all come out now.

Even if Nanfeng and the others discussed it in front of Zhanbo and Wanyu, do you think Zhanbo and Wanyu would pass on information to you in front of Yifei?

With Guan Gu's explanation, the senior brother also gained an understanding of Hu Yifei's attributes as a female demon.

From the moment Zi Qiao lost his composure and took the opportunity to leave, he had to bear the risk of being blocked by his senior brother.

Ziqiao immediately realized: "He doesn't want to block us, he just wants to waste our precious time."

"Wanyu, you block him, we'll retreat first."

As Ziqiao and the other two ran into 3602, only Wanyu remained, spreading her arms to block her senior brother.

Although the eldest brother had been involved in the martial arts world in his early years, he was one of the most principled people in the martial arts world. Faced with Wan Yu, a stranger of the opposite sex, blocking his way, the eldest brother could only stare at Wan Yu quietly.

Suddenly, the eldest brother spoke up: "You like..."

"..."

"...Traveling?"

Wan Yu's smile froze; she sensed danger.

……

When Xiaoxian and the other two opened the door and came out, they heard the eldest brother say to Wanyu with a straight face and no expression, "Strictly speaking, I am also allergic to the following foods..."

"..."

"...Spicy pork noodles, mushroom and pork noodles, minced meat noodles, firecracker noodles..."

"..."

"There's also dry noodles, and naan-wrapped meat noodles."

Wan Yu was scratching her head, looking dazed, when she saw the three people who came out. A look of relief flashed across her face: "You're finally out! These past five minutes have been a nightmare, a nightmare!"

Wan Yu ran back to 3601 in despair.

The eldest brother looked at them and continued, "Interestingly, I also have many kinds of noodles I like to eat, for example..."

Ziqiao and his two companions were already in a hurry, not to mention that they saw Wanyu turn into this terrible state in less than five minutes. They didn't care what their senior brother was saying and ran back to 3601.

The eldest brother watched the three people walk away and went straight to 3603.

In the living room of room 3603, a drawing board and other drawing tools had been placed. The eldest brother sat down in front of the drawing board, closed his eyes, and recalled the past carefully.

When he opened his eyes, his human camera ability, which had previously amazed everyone in the apartment, shone brightly once again.

Almost in the blink of an eye, the senior brother had already copied one-tenth of Yifei's rare exam paper.

The eldest brother picked up Nanfeng's phone from the coffee table, skillfully entered the password, and sent a portion of the sample he had drawn to the person on WeChat named "Planck's Number One Fan".

【South Wind Knows My Heart】: As we agreed before, first determine which part of the entire test paper the answers I sent you belong to, and then try your best to answer the remaining multiple-choice questions... Thank you.

[Planck's number one fan]: Okay.

The eldest brother sighed and continued drawing with his head down.

Although Yifei's geography test paper doesn't have many pictures, 200 multiple-choice questions are not easy to draw.

He never imagined that his human camera would one day be used to copy exam papers.

The original plan was for him to come out first and draw the exam paper at top speed, then for the second person to come out and hand the paper to [Planck's number one fan], and finally for the third person to bring in the complete cheat sheet.

This way, you can use your human camera to completely memorize the answers and get a perfect score.

Pity……

Meanwhile, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian returned to the examination room, and the first thing they did was to quickly grade the papers.

Zhanbo had already roughly determined which part of the test paper their answers belonged to through logic and memory. After the two of them made their corrections, they could erase the answers in the other part and randomly guess the correct answer.

Zeng Xiaoxian's memory is pretty good. He had already memorized most of the multiple-choice answers beforehand, and with the last 5 minutes of reinforcement and memorization, he finally managed to get the minimum 50 points.

As for Ziqiao...

In fact, Zi Qiao's short-term memory is not bad. Or rather, as a king of romance who can remember all the details of a beautiful stranger with just a glance and find topics to talk about, his short-term memory is almost outrageously strong.

Ziqiao, however, always gets excited when he sees a beautiful woman and dizzy when he sees an exam paper.

But just now, perhaps provoked by his senior brother, Zi Qiao, who was both angry and anxious, suddenly had a flash of inspiration and discovered an excellent way to remember the answers to multiple-choice questions.

He divided the multiple-choice answers into groups of seven, and replaced abcd with 1234 for all the answers except the third multiple-choice question. This way, Joe only needed to remember a dozen or so groups of six numbers and one letter.

Can't you understand?

As Ziqiao filled out the answer sheet, his lips moved silently: "32D bust...tsk tsk tsk."

"Waist 24, hips 31... Forget it, don't take their waist-to-hip ratio too seriously."

"The next beautiful woman's bust size is 31A...sigh."

Nanfeng listened to Ziqiao's ramblings with a blank expression the whole time. If Ziqiao's voice wasn't something only he could hear, he would have loved to loudly proclaim this bastard's special memory method.

Unfortunately, although Nanfeng heard Ziqiao's cheat sheet clearly, he didn't know the exact location of the answers. Even if he wanted to change the answer sheet, he was afraid of making things worse.

But it doesn't matter. If the eldest brother is smart enough, he should already be in contact with Dali.

With Dali's intelligence, getting a perfect answer is a piece of cake.

With Ziqiao and Xiaoxian finishing revising their answer sheets, it's clear that their total score will be at least 100 points.

But now Ziqiao's team only has two people left, and they've lost their only chance to leave.

Nanfeng and his group still have three members left, and they still have an opportunity to leave. This opportunity to leave might help them get what they want.

Even if everyone remains calm for the next few tens of minutes, and the last person to hand in their paper is still from Nanfeng's side, then the outcome of the competition will only be a 50/50 chance.

If the final outcome of such a competition is only 50/50, then the so-called test of wisdom is meaningless.

Not to mention that the initiative and advantage are currently on Nanfeng's side.

So ever since Ziqiao and Xiaoxian finished grading the papers, their eyes kept glancing at the remaining three members of the senior brother's team.

After what had just happened, everyone was on high alert, and they all lay on their desks to protect their test papers and answer sheets as much as possible.

Because of this caution, neither side found any opportunity to further frame or slander the other.

Given the current situation, continuing to drag things out will only benefit Nanfeng and his group.

This is something that Ziqiao and Xiaoxian cannot accept.

Having lost two formidable generals, Zhanbo and Wanyu, and further thrown into disarray by his senior brother's actions, Ziqiao resolved to secure victory before the exam ended.

Now, we are just one opportunity away from securing victory.

When the eldest brother leisurely returned to 3601, he covered his mouth and whispered, "Nanfeng, the test questions and answers..."

"..."

"...It's all taken care of."

Nanfeng nodded and raised his hand to indicate that he wanted to leave.

Curry Sauce and Guan Gu then announced their intention to leave, and Senior Brother silently followed them out.

Looking at Wanyu, who had just recovered from her breakdown, Zhanbo decided to go and cause trouble for Nanfeng and the others by himself.

Logically speaking, Nanfeng didn't actually need to leave at all; he could have just had his senior brother or someone whisper the answer to him.

However, the only drawback of a one-way communication network is that all of the team's actions must be initiated with South Wind as the core.

If Nanfeng doesn't choose to leave, after the ace, Senior Brother, is eliminated, Curry Sauce and Guangu will have no way of judging whether Senior Brother can cleverly adjust the original plan, and of course, they won't know when to leave.

A short while later, Xiao Hei knocked on the door of apartment 3601. He was startled by the scene before him: "Holy crap, what's going on here? Did adult undergraduate students move into Love Apartment?"

"It's a long story, I'll tell you later." Yifei waved her hand, skipping the explanation step.

She asked, puzzled, "Xiao Hei, what are you doing up here?"

Xiao Hei then remembered why he had come up there: "Yifei, I have something very important to tell you. Could you come out with me for a moment?"

Yifei glanced subconsciously at the test papers and answer sheets that Nanfeng and the others had handed in, and said warily, "No matter how important it is, come and talk to me first."

"Are you sure?" Xiao Hei asked with a strange look.

"certainly."

Seeing that Yifei wouldn't budge, Xiaohei could only walk through the middle of the exam room speechlessly. He shouted, "The breast enhancement secret you asked me for last time..."

Yifei covered Xiao Hei's mouth in shock: "What nonsense are you spouting? What breast enhancement secret!"

Xiao Hei couldn't speak because his mouth was covered, so he could only roll his eyes at Yi Fei.

You dare say I'm talking nonsense? Then you dare not ask me for breast enhancement secrets later.

Upon hearing this, Mika's eyes lit up. She stood up and looked down at herself, the most prominent feature being her toes.

If they could, how many girls wouldn't want to transform from an apple into a pineapple?

"Wanyu, shall we go take a look together?"

Meijia felt embarrassed to join in the fun alone, so she thought of bringing Wanyu along.

Although Wanyu is an apple, she is not really interested in becoming a pineapple. Just as Wanyu was about to shake her head and refuse, Meijia pulled her over without saying a word.

"Sister Yifei, what kind of breast enhancement secret do you want... Is something going on?" Meijia asked with a grin, even giving Yifei a flirtatious wink.

Zeng Xiaoxian almost cried out in surprise upon hearing this. He looked at Yifei in disbelief and strained his ears forward.

Yifei stared at Meijia shyly: "Nonsense, what's going on? There's nothing going on!"

The reality is that after Yu Mo ruined several of Yi Fei's clothes last time, Yi Fei impulsively tried on the clothes that Yu Mo had stretched out.

Looking at the empty space in the front of her clothes, Yifei was truly shocked.

Although Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what had gotten into Yifei that made her want to ask for some breast enhancement secret, he was still relieved to hear that there was nothing wrong with her.

"Waaaaah..." Little Black whimpered softly.

You can chat all you want, but can't you at least let go of each other's hands first?

Yifei then realized what was happening and quickly put her hand down, saying, "Xiao Hei, I'm so sorry."

"It's okay, can I talk now?" Xiao Hei asked.

Seeing that everyone looked like they understood, Yifei simply gave up and stopped hiding anything: "Go ahead and tell me."

"I found the breast enhancement secret you asked me for last time. It's said to be very effective, but it's a bit embarrassing to talk about it."

Xiao Hei paused, then pointed to the large group of men present and asked, "Are you sure you want to say this in public?"

Yifei thought for a moment, then took the test paper and answer sheet and went into the room with Xiao Hei.

"Come with me!"

Seeing this, Meijia quickly pulled Wanyu along and followed.

Once the three entered the house, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian finally revealed their triumphant smiles.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)