Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 129 Little Crouching Dragon and Little Phoenix
Chapter 129 Little Crouching Dragon and Little Phoenix
After Xiao Hei left, Yi Fei and Mei Jia pretended that nothing had happened and came out.
Seeing that Xiaoxian and Ziqiao were staring at them with mischievous grins, Yifei and Meijia stepped forward and each gave them a flick on the forehead.
"Look at you all laughing like that, so lewdly. All you ever think about are dirty things," Yifei scolded.
Xiaoxian covered her head, her eyes filled with terror as she looked at Yifei. "You unreasonable woman, do you even want to listen to what you're saying?"
You can ask questions and use things, but we're considered dirty just for thinking about it.
Mika simply snorted, "We're just curious about their collection, don't get the wrong idea."
Ziqiao's lips twitched upon hearing this; only Zhanbo would probably believe such a statement.
Xiaoxian and Ziqiao exchanged a glance, not daring to refute Yifei and Meijia's attempt to cover up their misunderstanding. They simply lay on their desks and chuckled silently.
Before long, Nanfeng and his group returned to the examination hall with confidence in their victory.
It has to be said, Dali is truly remarkable. At only 14 years old, he surpasses most people in the world in both breadth and depth of knowledge. Geography questions, which would be quite challenging even for Zhanbo, are a piece of cake for Dali.
The three who had perfect answers took their test papers and answer sheets back from Yifei. Curry Sauce, who had the worst memory, hurriedly ran back to her seat to prepare to correct her answer sheet.
This can't be delayed. I didn't remember many of the answers to begin with, and if I delay, I'll forget them all.
She laid the test paper and answer sheet flat on the desk and subconsciously pressed the 2B mechanical pencil in her hand.
Along with the emerging pen refill, a gush of black ink also appeared.
Even though the curry sauce reacted as quickly as possible, it still couldn't stop the gushing black ink from leaving conspicuous stains on the exam paper and answer sheet.
Without thinking twice, Curry Sauce instinctively shouted, "There's something wrong with this pen!"
Nanfeng and Guangu, who had just sat back down, turned around abruptly when they heard Curry Sauce's shout. They saw that Curry Sauce's desk was already a mess.
Curry sauce, out!
Nanfeng picked up the mechanical pencil on the table, aimed it at his left palm, and pressed it. Sure enough, the same black ink gushed out.
Tampering with the exam materials is truly ingenious.
But how could they do it in front of Yifei... Nanfeng suddenly realized what she had just heard about the so-called breast enhancement secret.
Little Black!
Nanfeng glanced sideways at Ziqiao and Xiaoxian. One of them made a phone call gesture at him, while the other gave him a cheeky eyebrow dance.
Even though the two knew perfectly well how abnormal Nanfeng's hearing was, they still gathered in room 3602 to discuss countermeasures, all in order to make him lower his guard.
The plan on the surface is just a smokescreen; the real killer move is hidden in the WeChat messages between Ziqiao and Xiaohei.
Even if you have excellent hearing, you can't possibly determine what Xiao Hei and I typed just by the sound of your fingers touching the screen, can you?
If Nanfeng can even do this, then it's not just super hearing, it's a super brain.
Nanfeng, having figured everything out, was not angry, but rather felt completely convinced.
Mingxiu plank road, dark Chencang.
Luring the tiger away from the mountain, and stealing the beams and replacing the pillars.
While they were still stuck on simple cheating and framing, they had already started using military tactics.
What a talent!
Faced with their smugness and provocation, Nanfeng smiled and gave them a thumbs up.
This is how the test is supposed to be played, and you played it well!
"Nanfeng, what should we do now?" Guangu asked anxiously in a low voice.
On the surface, my side has only lost one curry sauce, and the number of people remains the same. Moreover, the two of them still have the complete exam answers, so it's not an exaggeration to say that I have the advantage.
however……
7. The last person to submit their paper is not allowed.
Of the remaining four people, Ziqiao, Nanfeng, and Xiaoxian were all sitting in the first row, while he was the only one sitting in the last row, still recovering from the trauma he suffered at the cat cafe that day.
As long as Ziqiao and Xiaoxian aren't stupid, it's obvious who among the four will be the last to hand in their papers.
Nanfeng simply shook his head, stretched, and clasped his hands together to make a "one" sign.
This gesture means not to act rashly.
Guan Gu sighed. In this situation, not making any rash moves would be tantamount to handing victory over to Zi Qiao and his group.
The distance between the first and third rows is almost the entire living room, so there's really nothing I can do right now.
【Hate らしい! (hateful!)】
Guangu's role was almost zero, and Ziqiao and Xiaoxian began to focus all their attention on keeping an eye on Nanfeng.
Unexpectedly, Nanfeng and Guangu simply asked Yifei for a new mechanical pencil and then quietly began modifying their answer sheets, seemingly having given up on resisting.
Ziqiao and Xiaoxian did not let their guard down because of the two men's actions. Instead, they kept a close eye on Nanfeng, not giving him any chance to turn the tables.
As expected, Nanfeng tried to make a move several times after correcting the answer sheet, but failed to find an opportunity to attack due to the two's tight defense.
Finally, after fifty minutes, when they could hand in their papers early, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian rushed to Yifei and handed in their test papers and answer sheets. Nanfeng and Guangu finally sighed in despair.
Amidst the cheers of Ziqiao's four-person team, a dejected Nanfeng held up the test paper and answer sheet, gently placed it on top of the answer sheet, and then returned to his seat with his head down.
Seeing this, Guan Gu could only become the last victim to hand in his answer sheet and exam paper.
Yifei tossed Guan Gu's answer sheet and test paper aside, checked the papers of the remaining three students, and only after confirming that the papers were clean, tidy, and undamaged did she begin to correct the answer sheets.
Curry Sauce looked at Nanfeng, who was silent with his head down, and comforted him, "It's okay, Teacher Nanfeng, you've done very well."
"And everyone, you all did a fantastic job. Cheer up! We've only lost two games so far, we still have a chance to turn things around," Curry Sauce encouraged the senior brother and the others.
Guan Gu also forced himself to stay alert and said, "That's right, winning first doesn't mean you've won; the one who wins last is the true winner."
Just as the two were trying their best to cheer on their senior brother, who had no expression, and Nanfeng, who was keeping his head down and not saying a word, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian walked over with their arms around each other and looking cheeky.
"Hey, what's wrong with Nanfeng?" Xiaoxian feigned surprise, covering his mouth. "Did he just lose heart after losing two games?"
Ziqiao, pretending to be an older brother, patted Nanfeng on the shoulder and said, "Calm down. Although you lost this time, you are a rare sage who can outwit us for three hundred rounds before being at a disadvantage."
"It's not that you're not strong enough, it's that the two of us are too monstrous."
Looking at the two men, heads held high and brimming with confidence, Guan Gu asked with displeasure, "May I ask who you two are?"
Ziqiao picked up a mat from the table and used it as a fan, stroking his non-existent long beard as he said, "No problem, no problem, I am Little Crouching Dragon."
"I dare not accept such praise. My friends in the martial arts world have given me the title of Little Phoenix." Zeng Xiaoxian sat in his seat with his legs crossed and laughed heartily. When he laughed the loudest, he let out a deafening burp.
Curry Sauce covered her ears and muttered, "If all phoenixes cried like Teacher Zeng, then their extinction wouldn't have been unjust."
The south wind remained silent, its head bowed.
Just when Xiaoxian and Ziqiao thought Nanfeng was flustered by their provocation, they saw Nanfeng raise his head with a big smile on his face.
"I can't take it anymore, I can't act anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!" Nanfeng clutched his stomach and laughed heartily. "Little Crouching Dragon, Little Phoenix Chick, hahahahaha..."
When Ziqiao and Xiaoxian saw Nanfeng laughing like that, they immediately sensed something was wrong.
At that moment, Yifei's voice came: "Senior Brother Team, total score 100 points."
Nanfeng, who got full marks thanks to his senior brother's whispered answers, grinned and gave the two of them a thumbs-up.
"Ziqiao's team, total score 61.5 points."
"The test of wisdom: Team Senior Brother wins."
"Yay!" Curry Sauce jumped up and cheered happily.
Guan Gu looked incredulous, but still immediately high-fived his senior brother in celebration: "Subarashii! (That's awesome!)"
"How is this possible!" Ziqiao and Xiaoxian were struck dumb.
Nanfeng finally stood up and squeezed into the middle of them. He put his arm around Xiaoxian and Ziqiao's shoulders and said, "Calm down. Although you lost this time, you are already rare sages in the world who can outwit me for three hundred rounds before being at a disadvantage."
"It's not that you two, the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix, aren't strong enough, but that I'm too monstrous."
Ziqiao and Xiaoxian pushed Nanfeng away with displeasure: "How did you do that?"
"Since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you." Nanfeng sat back down and elegantly raised his middle finger at the two of them.
Xiao Xian was furious: "You..."
"Sorry, you raised it backwards." Nanfeng turned his middle finger, and Ziqiao and Xiaoxian then noticed the black ink stains left on it.
After Yifei announced that the senior brother team had won, Zhanbo and Wanyu came over to find out what had happened.
Wan Yu looked at the ink stains on Nan Feng's hand, unable to immediately grasp the key point: "What does this mean?"
Nanfeng lifted the mat on the table and then gently put it down. When he picked up the mat again, a blurry ink mark had appeared on the table.
He left a nearly identical ink mark on the table with his middle finger, still stained with ink, then looked up at everyone and said, "Now you understand?"
"So you used your black ink-stained fingers to hold the exam paper, and while handing it in, you also soiled Seohyun's paper, which was handed in before yours?"
Zhanbo thought for a while and then dismissed his own guess: "No, that's not right. In that case, it's impossible for your paper to be completely unaffected. You should also get a zero."
Ziqiao had figured everything out by then, and just like Nanfeng had done before, he gave him a thumbs up in complete agreement: "He didn't mess up the test paper, he messed up the answer sheet."
"Answer sheet?" Curry Sauce still didn't understand. "If the answer sheet is dirty, won't you still get zero points?"
Xiao Xian recalled the exam rules: "The exam rules only stipulate that the exam paper should be kept clean and tidy, without any damage. They didn't really say that the answer sheet couldn't be soiled. The rules require the answer sheet to be..."
Nanfeng revealed the final answer: "Second rule: Make sure you complete all the questions on your test paper and fill in your personal information accurately."
He pointed to the ink stains on the table and said, "The ink I smeared on Teacher Zeng's answer sheet completely obscured his personal information, but the ink I smeared on the back of my answer sheet wasn't enough to make my personal information invisible."
"When it comes to military strategy, I can't compare to you two, the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix, but when it comes to playing by the rules and exploiting loopholes, I seem to be more professional."
Nanfeng stood up, looked at Xiaoxian and Ziqiao, raised an eyebrow, and asked, "So? Are you convinced?"
I'm completely convinced!
I'm coming
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