Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 130 Fly High, Guan Gu Shenqi!

With Nanfeng's last-minute comeback, the score between the two teams is now tied at 1-1.

Everyone sat nervously watching Yifei and Meijia whisper to each other. Although they couldn't hear their conversation, just looking at Meijia's startled expression, everyone's heart was pounding with her emotions.

"Nanfeng, what are they talking about?" Ziqiao nudged Nanfeng and asked.

Nanfeng simply drew an X on her own mouth with her finger.

The reason why someone like him, who can hear everything, can still thrive in a shared apartment is because he knows how to shut up and play dumb.

Yifei clearly didn't want others to hear what they were talking about, so how could she possibly gossip and tell anyone?

Ziqiao wasn't annoyed by Nanfeng's rebuff. He grinned and sidled up to her, saying, "Nanfeng, can I ask you for a favor..."

"Let it out." Nanfeng knew without a doubt that Ziqiao wasn't hiding anything good.

Ziqiao asked expectantly, "I'm staying in your suite tonight... so can I bring my girlfriend back to spend the night?"

"Impossible, don't even think about it!" Nanfeng refused decisively. "Although my bedroom is decorated with the best soundproofing materials, if you do that in my suite, I'll hear everything if I get up to go to the bathroom."

Ziqiao didn't care at all: "You talk like you hear plenty of people talking about their nightlife upstairs and downstairs. I remember 3703 is shared by two couples. So, which of the two couples upstairs lasts longer on average?"

Nanfeng threatened, "If you really want to bring a girl back, fine, but if you bring her back tonight, I'll tell everyone tomorrow that you're impotent. Do you think they'll believe you or me?"

"Then forget it." Ziqiao shuddered.

This is no longer a question of who people believe. If they have the chance to make fun of themselves, would they refuse?

While Nanfeng and Ziqiao were chatting casually, Yifei finally finished explaining everything to Meijia, and the two of them went to Curry Sauce and Wanyu's ears to whisper something.

"Remove makeup?"

Wan Yu asked in confusion, "Why?"

"Just listen to me, do you think I would harm you?" Meijia patted her chest and assured Wanyu.

"Okay." Wanyu got up and pulled Curry Sauce toward the sink.

Not long after, Wan Yu, having removed her makeup, and Curry Sauce walked out hand in hand.

Wan Yu is naturally beautiful, and she has used the best skincare and makeup products since she was a child, so her bare face is naturally impeccable.

Although Curry Sauce used to use Dabao (a popular Chinese skincare brand), her advantage lies in her youth; at sixteen, her collagen levels are far superior to any skincare product.

Moreover, she doesn't wear much makeup at her age, and apart from her naturally tanned skin, she looks quite good even without makeup.

On the entire sixth floor, only the two of them could be so open about going makeup-free. If it were Yifei or Meijia, they would definitely apply lotion and sunscreen.

After all, time waits for no one.

"Hmm..." Mika looked you over for a moment and said, "We can leave after you complete another quarantine period."

Wan Yu immediately became alert: "You made us remove our makeup first, and then you made us go into quarantine?"

As we all know, isolation is a prelude to makeup, which is consistent with Meijia and Yifei's previous actions of making them remove their makeup.

Wanyu was so scared that she didn't dare to think any further.

"Wanyu, would I possibly cheat you?" Meijia said pitifully.

Wanyu hesitated; she still trusted Meijia.

At this moment, Guan Gu whispered and guessed, "The next test is a test of physical strength, which is obviously a physical exercise."

"Meijia probably asked you to remove your makeup because she was worried that the cosmetics would be bad for your skin. She probably put on sunscreen to protect against UV rays."

Guan Gu confidently looked up and asked, "Meijia, are we going to do a physical test outdoors later?"

"Mm." Mika simply nodded.

Wan Yu hesitated even more now, as she hadn't believed Guan Gu's reasoning in the first place.

But Guan Gu's reasoning is really reasonable, and Mei Jia nodded in agreement, so it shouldn't be wrong, right?

Or... should I trust Guan Gu one more time?

She sighed and pulled Curry Sauce back to her room for quarantine.

After the two finished their quarantine, Meijia led everyone to their next destination, while Yifei stayed at home to prepare for the next test.

……

Sheshan is the only natural mountain forest resort in Shanghai, and it was also the destination of Meijia and her group.

"A big watermelon, cut in half, one half for you, and the other half for him..."

Mika, who was awkwardly striking a Tai Chi pose, turned to look at the stunned crowd behind her and urged, "Why aren't you doing it with me? Warming up is essential."

Nanfeng lowered her head, trying not to laugh; she simply couldn't bear to watch.

If I had practiced Tai Chi like this when I was a kid, my grandfather would have beaten me into a big watermelon!

"Meijia, why don't we do some warm-up exercises ourselves?" Zhanbo had never practiced Tai Chi, but he had seen his older sister practice it quite a bit when he was a child, so he had a good eye for it. "It's so cold here, people will laugh at us for cutting watermelons."

Meijia thought for a moment and nodded in agreement, saying, "Then let's all warm up quickly. Yifei is still waiting for us at home... Teacher Zeng, eyebrow dancing shouldn't be considered a warm-up exercise."

So everyone started their regular warm-up exercises.

After the warm-up exercises, Mika said, "Next, we'll be facing the test of physical endurance... and the test of beauty."

"What?!" Everyone exclaimed in surprise, especially Wan Yu and Curry Sauce, who were almost unable to stand when they heard about the test of beauty.

Mika continued to explain, "The physical test and the beauty test are conducted simultaneously, but scored separately. The physical test is quite simple: everyone climbs from the foot of the mountain to the top, and the team with the shortest average time wins."

"Note that there is a very, very important requirement for the physical test: you can walk slowly, you can even race against a tortoise, but you cannot stop. If you stop, the entire team will be disqualified."

"I will give each of you a small black high-tech watch later. It will monitor whether you stop moving during your climb."

"As for the test of beauty..."

Meijia put her hands together, pouted and acted cute towards Wanyu and Curry Sauce, saying, "In Yifei's car that we drove here, there were two identical makeup cases, and the cosmetics inside were the same."

"The three men in your team will be doing makeup for the women in the team while climbing the mountain. The makeup time will be the same as the women's climbing time. The team that does the best makeup will win."

Curry sauce: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Wan Yu: "!!!"

"Why is the beauty test a makeup contest, and why does it have to be a man doing a woman's makeup?!" Wan Yu roared.

Nanfeng Qian laughed and said, "After all, the Brave Adventure was originally designed as a test for the wedding procession. Perhaps Yifei set this challenge up so that the groom could realize how hard-won a girl's beauty is."

"This is so meaningful... but we're not the bride and groom, so why am I and Curry Sauce the unlucky ones?" Wan Yu looked at Zi Qiao, Zhan Bo, and Xiao Xian with a last glimmer of hope, "How's your makeup?"

The three exchanged a glance: "Hehehe..."

Now Wan Yu's heart, which had been hanging in suspense, was completely dead.

She looked at Mika with a resentful expression: "Didn't you say you wouldn't cheat us?"

"Yes, I certainly wouldn't cheat you guys," Mika said apologetically. "But the idea was all Yifei's, it has nothing to do with me. I'm just a pitiful, weak, and helpless little referee."

Wan Yu clutched her chest and gave a forced smile, "Hehehe..."

I was wrong, I was really wrong. I shouldn't have believed Mika in the first place, and I shouldn't have believed Guan Gu's reasoning!

"One last question," Wanyu said weakly, extending her hand, "Is it too late for me to quit now?"

What do you think?

Mika said with a sympathetic look, "If you quit now, it's like losing two points directly."

Ziqiao was shocked and looked at Wanyu with a pleading expression: "My dear Wanyu, you would never be so heartless as to abandon us, right?"

Wan Yu looked at the three men who were about to apply makeup to her face, their eyes now pleading with her. She could only nod resignedly.

【Feifei, starting today, you're no longer my best friend!】

【Humph! 】

Curry Sauce didn't seem to feel anything when she was being made up.

Facing the gazes cast by Guan Gu and her senior brother, she simply grinned and chuckled, "How about another big meal?"

"The three of us will each give you an extra meal."

"Thank you, boss!" Curry Sauce happily gave an OK sign.

It's just putting on makeup, not having surgery. Even if I look ugly, I can't see it myself, so it's more worthwhile to just order a few more fancy meals.

I'm such a clever little devil.

……

With everything ready, this unprecedented mountaineering makeup competition officially began.

Xiao Xian, who had no experience with makeup, took the lead and ran ahead with his short legs, while the rest of the group walked slowly.

Hiking isn't difficult, and applying makeup isn't too hard either, but to do a girl's makeup while hiking...

This isn't even a question of difficulty; isn't this just plain insane?

"Guan Gu, you should set off first. My senior brother and I can stay here," Nan Feng said.

Since none of the three men knew how to do makeup, only two men were needed to assist: one to carry the makeup case and hand over the cosmetics, and the other to apply the curry sauce.

Looking at his wheelchair, Guan Gu hesitated and asked, "At what speed should I go up?"

"Of course, the faster the better; we're calculating average time."

Guan Gu nodded heavily: "Alright, it's time to show everyone the speed of the Akina Mountain racing god."

Nanfeng's expression froze; he felt as if he had said something wrong.

"Guan Gu, this is Sheshan, not Mount Akina," Curry Sauce said.

Upon hearing the words "Sheshan," Guan Gu immediately tensed up: "Snake Mountain? Does that mean there are snakes everywhere here?"

Nanfeng explained, "Guan Gu, the She in Sheshan, is the She in She Taijun."

"Snake, Japanese sir?" Although Guan Gu couldn't understand why there would be Japanese snakes in China, he still patted his wheelchair and said, "It doesn't matter. With this high-tech wheelchair, I'll kill anyone who gets in my way, and I'll kill any snake that gets in my way."

"Killing snakes is one thing, but killing people is another..."

Before Curry Sauce could finish speaking, Guan Gu announced, "Everyone, I'm off! Just wait for the amazing news from Guan Gu, the Snake Mountain Racing God!"

As Guan Gu spoke, he fastened the wheelchair's safety belt and pressed a button heavily at the bottom of the fixed armrest. A panel on the fixed armrest opened, revealing a bright red button inside.

As Guan Gu slammed the red button, the otherwise ordinary high-tech wheelchair emitted a sound like that of an artificial intelligence.

[The Flying Star wheelchair is now at full power! I am the intelligent AI-powered exhaust flame, about to enter super sprint mode.]

【3, 2, 1.】

【GO!】

Guan Gu's wheelchair roared like a sports car, and the next moment the wheelchair started moving at a speed of 70 miles per hour, and it was still accelerating.

[Music has started...]

[Speeding at 70 miles per hour, feeling carefree.]

[Hopefully, the destination is the Aegean Sea.]

【…】

To the astonishment of Nanfeng and the others, Feixing's wheelchair disappeared from their sight with a perfect drift around a corner.

"Guan Gu!" the group shouted anxiously.

Nanfeng, unusually, cursed loudly, "Xiao Hei is a fucking lunatic! He actually added a racing function to his wheelchair when he had nothing better to do!"

"Speeding is one thing, but is his destination really the sea?" Ziqiao shuddered.

"Pah! Pah! Pah!" the crowd shouted angrily.

……

Zeng Xiaoxian was already out of breath after running for only a short while, and he could only move slowly: "I can't go on... I really need to strengthen my training."

"Next time, I must train harder!"

Just as he was panting heavily, habitually thinking that he would definitely do it next time, he heard music whistling past his ears.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction.

[Chasing the power of thunder and lightning.]

【…】

Xiao Xian almost fell flat on his face when he saw the wheelchair speeding past.

What did he just see?

Is that a wheelchair?

Racing at breakneck speed!!!

Here it comes!

I thought about the subsequent plot and realized that there will be many more storylines with music in the future. I will usually try to make the lyrics longer in these chapters, regardless of the amount of points you receive.

For example, like this, so the pigeon isn't just padding the word count.

Today is January 20th, which is Nanfeng's birthday according to the setting. If he really exists, he would be thirty-one years old now.

Then let me wish Little Nanfeng, or rather, Old Nanfeng, a happy birthday.

Only a warm and happy ending is worthy of someone as bright and radiant as you.

South wind, south wind, grow up quickly, free from illness and disaster, and roam the world.

Your friend, Sweet Potato Pigeon.

(End of this chapter)