Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 177 Zeng Xiaoxian, unable to contain himself

"Sister Yifei, look, isn't that Lu Ziqiao?"

After wandering around the mall for half a day, Meijia finally spotted Ziqiao. She tugged at Yifei's sleeve and whispered something to her.

Upon hearing this, Yifei took a closer look and, even though she could only see his back from a great distance, she quickly realized that this guy was Lu Ziqiao.

Putting aside Ziqiao's eye-catching outfit this morning, who in their right mind would carry a huge bag of boiled eggs while shopping?

Seeing that there was a tall and beautiful woman opposite Ziqiao, she muttered under her breath, "I knew this guy would run away halfway through to prey on innocent girls again."

"Ignorance is definitely ignorance, but a girl is not necessarily a girl," Mika commented, glancing at Xiaoli not far away.

Yifei pointed at Ziqiao and said, "So what should we do now? Should we take the braised pork knuckle and go back?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian and the other two must have been waiting for us for a long time."

"No way." Meijia refused without even thinking. "That bastard Lu Ziqiao took my dog to pick up his girl. That's really going too far."

"Most importantly, he didn't even greet me beforehand; that could be considered human trafficking."

Meijia rubbed her hands together eagerly and asked, "Sister Yifei, if I call the police now, do you think the officers will arrest him?"

She had barely finished speaking when Yifei gave her a sharp rap on the head.

Yifei glared at Meijia and scolded, "Please don't waste police resources on this kind of trivial matter, okay?"

Meijia covered her head and said angrily, "I don't care, he just quietly took the braised pork knuckle as a tool to pick up girls. I have to teach him a lesson today to vent my anger."

She was already unhappy with Ziqiao's womanizing behavior, but the two of them had always maintained a tacit understanding of keeping to themselves.

This bastard is actually using his dog to woo another woman!

Why should I?!

This dog was a gift from Guan Gu, it's mine, and has absolutely nothing to do with you, Lu Ziqiao.

I can't stand it, I absolutely can't stand it.

Seeing Meijia's indignant expression, Yifei thought for a moment and agreed, "That's right, Ziqiao's habit of borrowing other people's things without permission to pick up girls really deserves to be taught a lesson."

"But what should we do? Should we just storm in and expose his true colors?"

"What's the use of that?"

Meijia waved her hand, not thinking that Yifei's idea could teach Ziqiao any lesson.

"Losing one more beautiful woman is no loss to this jerk at all. He can't even remember his ex-girlfriend's name. You don't actually think he'd develop any real feelings for any woman he's picking up, do you?"

Yifei thought about it and agreed that Meijia was right.

If they don't expose his secrets, what else can the two of them do?

I can't exactly go and beat him up myself.

Before, when this guy had a girlfriend and hit on Yu Mo, I could teach him a lesson. Now that he's single, why should I go up and teach him a lesson?

Just because he's a jerk? Using a fake identity to deceive girls?

Then I won't have to do anything else; I can just watch him beat me up every day.

And resorting to fists when in doubt is just outrageous.

My brain isn't just made of muscles.

"So, Meijia, what do you want to do?" Yifei felt that Ziqiao taking away the braised pork knuckle to pick up girls was a big deal or a small deal. It mainly depended on whether Meijia, the dog owner, wanted to make a big deal out of a small matter or a small deal out of a big matter.

Meijia looked at Ziqiao and smiled wickedly: "I'm not an unreasonable person. Since he's using braised pork knuckle as a tool to pick up girls, he should at least pay the rent."

"We haven't bought any pet supplies for Jiang Zuzi yet. Shouldn't Ziqiao treat him to something nice?"

"He likes acting, so we can act too."

Meijia muttered something under her breath to Yifei, whose eyes widened even more.

"That's so mean!" Yifei exclaimed.

"Then...you'll be the lead actor?"

"That's what I've been waiting to hear."

……

"What are those four guys doing? Why aren't they back yet?"

In the men's clothing store, Zeng Xiaoxian waited for a long time but didn't see Nanfeng and the others. Instead, he felt like he was going to defecate.

"I need to go to the bathroom first."

Although he is a germaphobe and almost never uses public restrooms, all of this is on the premise that he can hold it in.

In fact, he had been holding it in for a long time because he disliked the uncleanliness of the public toilets, but now that the poop was almost up to his anus, he couldn't stop even if he wanted to.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked the front desk of the men's clothing store for a dozen tissues, clutched his stomach, and headed towards the restroom outside the store.

"Sir, you cannot leave." Several saleswomen politely stopped him.

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback. He exclaimed, "Is your shop a rip-off? You're not letting us leave once we're here?"

The sales assistant who had previously served Xiaoxian and his group of five pointed to Xiaoxian's suit and said, "Sir, you haven't paid for your clothes yet."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked down at his suit and then realized what was happening.

"Excuse me, excuse me, I'll pay right away."

Xiao Xian was quite satisfied with the outfit Yu Mo had chosen for him. Although he didn't know if Zi Qiao would come up with any more brilliant ideas later, it wouldn't hurt to buy an extra set of clothes to wear on different occasions.

So Xiaoxian started rummaging through his pockets looking for his phone and wallet.

“Eh…”

He searched the place three or four times, from top to bottom and inside to outside, but couldn't find his phone or wallet.

"That's strange, where did my phone and wallet go?"

Xiao Xian looked at the sales assistant with an embarrassed expression, and said with a sly smile, "Don't rush, let me look again."

After Xiaoxian finished speaking, he looked down at his pockets, which had been turned inside out, and suddenly didn't know where else to look.

"Sir, are your wallet and phone still in your clothes?" the sales assistant couldn't help but remind him.

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his head hard: "That's right, my wallet and phone were clearly in my own coat pocket."

He clearly remembered it before, and even asked Yifei to hold his clothes for him, so how could he suddenly forget?

It can only be said that a man who urgently needs to go to the toilet has his entire CPU focused on going to the toilet and can't think of anything else.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly at the sales assistant, then squeezed his legs together and slowly made his way to his previous fitting room.

Looking at the empty fitting room, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely dumbfounded.

Yes, he even specifically asked Yifei to hold his clothes for him.

So... where are my clothes now?

Could this woman have grabbed his clothes and run out with Mika?

Xiaoxian clutched her stomach and looked around frantically, trying desperately to find her old clothes in the store.

But in the end, he walked around the store two or three times, taking one step at a time, and still couldn't find it.

The woman actually grabbed his clothes and rushed out with Mika!

Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was about to collapse and scream, a jolt of his large intestine made him press his hands firmly against his buttocks.

My public image!

Hu Yifei, I hate you!

"Excuse me, it seems my friend took my wallet, phone, and clothes... Can I go to the restroom first?"

The sales assistant said with difficulty, "According to store rules, clothes that haven't been paid for cannot leave the store. In situations like yours, we usually suggest that he change back into his original clothes and go to the restroom."

"But I don't have any clothes right now!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was on the verge of a breakdown. The suit, trousers, and shirt he was wearing were all matched for him by Yu Mo at this store.

If he were to take off all the clothes from the store, he would only have his underwear and socks left.

You can't exactly go to the toilet wearing only your underwear and socks, can you?

I, Zeng Xiaoxian, am a public figure!

If he were to create a news headline like "TV host Zeng Xiaoxian publicly runs naked in a shopping mall," he would become an overnight sensation.

At that point, let alone sponsorship, he might not even be able to keep his job.

Seeing that the sales assistants were startled by his outburst, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly apologized in a low voice.

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."

Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile, but because he had to hold in his poop, his smile was stiff and kept twitching.

"How about this? I'm just going to the restroom and I'll be right back."

"I promise I won't run away. You can take me to the toilet door and then take me all the way back."

"Sir, we are all girls, and we are probably not as strong as you," the saleswoman said weakly, completely unaware of how weak Zeng Xiaoxian's physical abilities were.

Another sales assistant added, "Sir, although we're not a top-tier menswear brand, if you were to casually bring clothes into the restroom like that, we really wouldn't be able to sell any of them."

"I'll buy it, I'll definitely buy it, I'll buy two sets, okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian pleaded desperately, "I just need to go to the bathroom, I really can't hold it in any longer."

"Sir, we're just employees, we really can't make this decision," the sales assistant asked timidly. "How about this, we can call the store manager for you."

"Okay, okay, thank you..." As soon as the topic of making a phone call came up, Zeng Xiaoxian had a flash of inspiration, and his mind, which had been blocked by the urge to defecate, suddenly cleared up.

They can call the store manager, and I can call someone too!

"Could you lend me your phone to make a call?" Zeng Xiaoxian forced an extremely ugly smile under the gaze of all the saleswomen.

One of the sales assistants stepped forward and handed over her phone. Zeng Xiaoxian thanked her profusely, took the phone, and dialed his own number.

"Beep beep beep..."

Yifei, who was rehearsing with Meijia, looked up in confusion and looked around.

"What's wrong, Sister Fei?"

"I keep feeling like I can hear the phone ringing," Yifei replied, frowning.

Meijia listened intently, and after a while she shook her head and said.

"I didn't hear you."

She reached into her pocket and felt for her phone, but her fingers didn't feel any vibration. "My phone didn't ring. It wasn't my call."

Yifei also took out her phone and glanced at it: "My phone didn't ring either, that's strange..."

"Since it wasn't either of our phones ringing, it must have been someone else's phone that you happened to hear," Mika deduced.

Yifei hugged Zeng Xiaoxian's pile of clothes, frowned and thought for a moment, and finally nodded emphatically.

That makes sense.

"Sorry, the user you dialed is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later..."

Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone stiffly, his tightly clenched legs trembling uncontrollably.

He remembered that he usually silenced his phone before going to bed, and only when the alarm clock rang in the morning would he squint his sleepy eyes, turn off the alarm, and unmute it at the same time.

As a result, after returning from his night shift last night, he lay in bed for a while before realizing that he couldn't fall asleep at all. So he got up to do his hair and makeup until he arrived at 3603 early this morning.

At this hour, his alarm clock hasn't gone off at all.

In other words...

My phone is still on silent!

God! ! !

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at his phone in despair.

Logically speaking, it's already the end of 2014, and young people have all sorts of ways to contact each other, such as phone calls, QQ, WeChat, email, Weibo, etc.

As long as I have a mobile phone, I can always contact Yifei and the others in some way.

The premise is that Xiaoxian can remember his QQ and WeChat passwords.

You're kidding, how could he possibly remember that?

Aren't QQ and WeChat passwords something you can forget once you log in on your phone?

Zeng Xiaoxian held back his anger, secretly vowing revenge.

When I get back this time, I absolutely must change all my passwords to the same string!!!

"Sir..." the sales assistant who had been assisting Zeng Xiaoxian said softly after hanging up the phone, "The store manager said your situation is too special, she needs to consult with the store manager..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck dumb: "Excuse me for asking, does your store manager have someone above him?"

The sales assistants all nodded in unison.

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian, clutching his backside, pointed tremblingly at the mind map on the blackboard with one hand.]

Salesperson, store manager, branch manager, regional manager, division general manager...

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up and saw an endless list of positions and titles. Finally, he knelt down and let out a cry of despair.

I just need to use the restroom!

In near despair, Xiaoxian took a deep breath and dialed another phone number with trembling hands.

Besides his own and his parents' phone numbers, this was the only phone number he remembered.

This was his last hope.

Please answer the phone, I really can't hold it in any longer!

Answer the phone quickly!!

【Yifei!!!】

"Beep beep beep..."

Yifei, who was still rehearsing with Meijia, looked up in confusion and looked around.

"What's wrong now, Sister Fei?"

"I feel like I can hear the phone ringing again," Yifei replied, frowning.

Meijia listened intently, and after a while she pointed to Yifei's pocket and said, "I heard it too this time, it's in your pocket."

"That's right."

Yifei pulled her buzzing phone out of her pocket, glanced at it, and casually hung up.

Seeing this, Meijia asked gossipily, "Why didn't you answer the phone?"

"Why would I answer a sales call that's been flagged as a sales pitch by 9527 people?" Yifei shrugged.

Before she could put her phone back in her pocket, the familiar vibration and music started playing again.

"Marked as a salesperson by 9527 people... Could this be the same number?"

Yifei frowned and hung up the phone again. When she opened the call, she was both angry and amused: "It really is the same number. Do I look like a sucker?"

Before she could finish speaking, that familiar telemarketing number called again.

"Damn, they actually dared to attack again. They're really persistent."

Yifei was now completely enraged. She rolled up her sleeves and said fiercely, "I'll teach this idiot salesman a lesson today!"

As she spoke, she pressed the call button.

"Sister Yifei, don't be angry."

Seeing that Yifei was speaking louder and louder, Meijia was afraid that her voice would reach Ziqiao's ears and alert him.

So Mika quickly hung up the phone.

"Sister Yifei, calm down, I'll handle this."

Meijia took Yifei's phone and immediately added the number to her blacklist.

"See, that solves the problem. There's no need to get angry at telemarketing calls; you can't reach them over the phone anyway."

"That's right, Mika, you're really smart."

I'm coming