Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 178 Deceit and Intrigue, Love and Hate

"Besides saving lives for animals, I have another dream: to have an animal-themed wedding with the girl I love..."

Ziqiao spoke eloquently to Xiaoli.

Girls are typically emotional creatures; if they feel it's right, whatever you say is right.

If she likes you, she'll think you're thrifty and hardworking even if you're not spending a penny. If she doesn't like you, she'll think you're stingy and hardworking even if you are.

Of course, all of this is on the premise that you haven't ruined her feelings for you, which is commonly known as losing interest.

Just as Ziqiao was thinking about how to speed up their relationship to the next level, a familiar voice rang in his ears as the shop assistant greeted him with a "Welcome!"

"Hello, I'm just browsing, please ignore me."

Ziqiao's heart skipped a beat. He turned to look at the woman at the shop entrance, who was as still as a virgin but as erratic as a mad rabbit.

How could it be Yifei?

Ziqiao suddenly felt a chill run down his spine.

He had considered the possibility of being caught, or rather, it would be strange if his behavior of silently carrying a braised pork knuckle to pick up girls and flirt didn't get him caught.

But Zi Qiao never expected that the person who came was neither Mei Jia nor Nan Feng.

It was actually Yifei!

Why did this female devil end up here instead of spending time with Teacher Zeng?

Could it be that Mika deliberately hired this female devil to torment me?

Chen Meijia, oh Chen Meijia, people say that even a day as husband and wife brings a hundred days of kindness, and a hundred days as husband and wife is as deep as the sea.

Are you trying to drown me?

Wearing a Bluetooth headset, Yifei walked with her head down, comforting Meijia as she said, "Meijia, I've arrived at the pet supply store."

"Take a nice picture with Nanfeng first, don't be angry."

"Even if you're going to skin Ziqiao alive, you should at least find him first... Skinning and dismembering him is one thing, but cutting up his thing and feeding it to braised pork hock is a bit too much, isn't it?"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao felt a chill run down his spine.

Grandma, I was just using this braised pork knuckle to pick up a girl, you don't have to be so angry, do you?

"Have you seen Ziqiao on the road...? Let me check again."

As Yifei spoke, she looked up and met the terrified Ziqiao's gaze.

Yifei smiled charmingly, glared fiercely at Ziqiao, and slowly uttered three words under Ziqiao's terrified gaze.

"not yet."

Ziqiao first breathed a sigh of relief, then looked on in disbelief.

This female demon actually bypassed him so easily and even covered for him?

Generally speaking, there are only two possibilities for this to happen.

Either I'm crazy, or the world is crazy.

"Xiao Bu, what's wrong?"

Xiaoli looked at Ziqiao with a puzzled expression as he stared blankly at the woman who had just walked in, a feeling of unease welling up inside her.

Of course, she wouldn't fall for Ziqiao so easily, but any girl who considers herself charming wouldn't like a guy whose attention is focused on another girl while he's chatting with her.

Especially for girls like Xiaoli, who come from wealthy families, were spoiled by their parents from a young age, and are self-centered.

"No, I just mistook you for someone else."

Although he couldn't figure out what Hu Yifei was up to, she hadn't punctured her own tires, so Ziqiao certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to self-destruct.

No matter what you, Hu Yifei, are trying to do, you're going to make a move eventually, so I'll just meet your demands head-on.

So he turned back to chat happily with Xiaoli, and in just a few words he made her happy again.

However, while Xiaoli was cheered up by Ziqiao, Ziqiao himself was now filled with anxiety and apprehension.

Because Yifei seemed to be completely ignoring him, and kept talking on the phone with Meijia.

For Ziqiao, he's not afraid of your moves; he'll just deal with whatever comes his way.

But right now, Fei, this fearsome female devil, is surprisingly ignoring his womanizing behavior and even covering for him.

This made Ziqiao feel uneasy.

He didn't think he was crazy, nor did he think the world was crazy.

There must be something fishy going on behind this!

Ziqiao pondered for a long time, wondering what was the reason for Yifei's unusual behavior.

Could this female demon be feigning weakness to lull him into a false sense of security, only to then teach her a harsh lesson?

Ziqiao is an extremely clever person in this regard; he can come up with plans to deceive and prank people on the spot.

But because of this, he is now caught in a severe mental breakdown.

Ziqiao, with his wicked way of thinking, naturally came up with extremely insidious tricks.

So the more he thought about it, the more cold sweat broke out on his brow, the more anxious and fearful he became, and he even started to have a bit of paranoia.

Little did he know that Meijia and Yifei had gone to such lengths just to make him suffer a little financial loss.

After Yifei's deliberately mysterious antics, Ziqiao lost all interest in trying to win over Xiaoli.

However, Zi Qiao has been a playboy for many years, so multitasking is his basic skill when picking up girls, and his conversation skills with girls are ingrained in his bones.

Even though most of his attention wasn't on Xiaoli, he still handled the situation flawlessly.

"Sister Yifei, the timing is almost right. He's probably scared himself to death right now."

On the other end of the Bluetooth headset, Meijia had somehow acquired another pair of binoculars to closely monitor the situation in the store.

"Now that most of his brain cells have died, we can officially enter the second stage."

Meijia stared at Lu Ziqiao and snorted coldly.

Lu Ziqiao, you dared to take the braised pork knuckle without a word, you dared to lie to me.

Then you can try the return gift I gave you.

Yifei in the shop nodded slightly: "Meijia, let's stop here for now."

"I'll send you a picture of the doghouse later, and you can choose which one your braised pork knuckle wants to live in."

"Of course I know it's better to pick out the braised pork hock yourself, but we can't find that bastard Lu Ziqiao right now."

"Who knows where he took the braised pork knuckle?"

Yifei stared intently at Ziqiao, but spoke casually.

Ziqiao felt increasingly uneasy as he listened.

He even wanted to stand up and ask Hu Yifei what she was really up to.

"Braised pork knuckle?"

Xiaoli also heard Yifei's words, and she turned to look at Yifei in confusion: "Do you two know each other?"

Yifei pointed to herself in surprise: "Are you talking to me?"

"right."

Xiaoli looked at Yifei, and even she had to admit that the girl in front of her was indeed a little prettier than herself.

"I wanted to ask if you two know each other?"

"Him..."

Yifei stroked her chin, scrutinizing Ziqiao carefully, and only after he was on tenterhooks did she smile and say, "I don't know him."

To ensure the plan succeeds, the most important thing is to manipulate Zi Qiao's mindset.

"So you were talking about braised pork knuckle just now."

"The braised pork knuckle belongs to my friend's dog. I'm here to buy things for my friend. Is there a problem?"

Xiaoli's eyes flashed with a hint of suspicion: "What a coincidence, Xiaobu, your dog is also named Jiangzhouzi (Soybean Pork Knuckle)."

"It's probably just a coincidence," Ziqiao replied calmly, though he was inwardly panicking.

He had carefully studied his aunt's Down syndrome performance rules.

Seeing that Zi Qiao's expression didn't seem fake, and seeing Yi Fei turn around and take pictures of the doghouse without caring, Xiao Li's doubts gradually disappeared.

Before Ziqiao could even catch his breath, Yifei shouted again, "Listen, Yumo, Meijia is very angry, extremely angry, absolutely, a million times angry!"

Ziqiao's heart skipped a beat.

"So Nanfeng, you must persuade Meijia. I'm afraid she'll tear Ziqiao apart when she finds him later."

Yifei turned her head and stared at Ziqiao. Clearly, she wanted to tell Ziqiao that these words were meant for both Yumo and him.

Could it be that Hu Yifei is really helping me today?

No, that's not right.

As Ziqiao listened to Yifei's words, he felt more and more that something was wrong.

Yifei is exaggerating too much. How could Meijia be so angry?

Just because I took the braised pork knuckle?

That can't be right.

Ziqiao knows Meijia quite well. Even if she was very angry about this, she wouldn't have threatened to tear him apart alive.

"How would I know why Mika was so angry? She was saying something like, 'Back then, she abandoned me alone on the mountain without a word, and now she's taken my dog ​​away without a word...'"

"Who knows which 'back then' this refers to?"

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If that's the case, then it's no wonder.

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A sharp pain shot through Zi Qiao, and he numbly clutched the painful spot.

This damn duodenal ulcer!

"Little Bu".

"Little Bu".

"Little Bu".

Xiaoli's repeated calls brought Ziqiao back to his senses: "I'm sorry, I've been staying up too late and eating irregularly lately, so my stomach is a little upset."

"Why are you clutching your chest if your stomach isn't feeling well?" Xiaoli asked, puzzled.

Ziqiao was stunned. He looked down at his chest and sure enough, there was a hand pressing tightly against his heart.

So it wasn't a duodenal ulcer after all.

At this moment, Yifei was still saying into the Bluetooth headset: "Yumo, in short, if you find Ziqiao, tell him whatever you do not do, do not go back to see Meijia like this."

"I can tell that Meijia is really angry. She wants to skin Ziqiao alive right now."

"When those two are in trouble, one will be torn to pieces and the other will spend the rest of his life in jail. It will be painful for us to see them like this."

Yes, we absolutely cannot go back to see Mika like this.

She will definitely kill me...

Her tears will surely kill me...

Ziqiao shuddered at the thought of that scene.

Lost in panic and fear, Ziqiao was completely unaware that his way of thinking had changed from boldly questioning and carefully considering to completely following Yifei's train of thought.

As I said before, Ziqiao and Meijia know each other inside and out.

Just as Ziqiao knew how to fool Meijia, Meijia also knew how to make this old fox lose his ability to think.

It is precisely because of this evenly matched and treacherous relationship that they have been able to maintain their love-hate relationship for so many years, still bickering and arguing endlessly.

"How can I get Mika to forgive him?"

Yifei's words instantly rekindled Ziqiao's hope. He skillfully responded to Xiaoli while listening intently.

However, Yifei didn't seem very interested in this topic. She glanced angrily at Ziqiao, who was flirting with girls, and sneered.

"Judging from Meijia's attitude, even if Lord Guan himself tried to reconcile these two martial arts figures, Meijia probably wouldn't give Lord Guan any face."

That's true, Meijia has such a stubborn temper, she's not someone you can easily appease.

Yifei seemed to be listening to the conversation on the other end of the Bluetooth headset as well. After a while, she turned her head and glared at Ziqiao with disgust.

"Don't even think about what legitimate reason Ziqiao could have for taking the braised pork knuckle. That bastard is definitely taking the braised pork knuckle to pick up girls."

"If it weren't for the fact that Meijia was so angry and frightening, I would have taken him out and paraded him through the streets as a warning to others as soon as I found him."

"If he can find any legitimate reason, I'll make Zeng Xiaoxian take his surname!"

Ziqiao felt a little embarrassed after hearing Yifei's words, but then a brilliant idea flashed in his eyes and his eyes shone brightly.

Yes, that's a valid reason!

I, Lü Xiaobu, always leave no trace when I roam the martial world, and I always manage to escape unscathed even when I'm on the verge of death, all because I can always find... a legitimate reason!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)