Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 205 Mika is Pregnant

Qin Yumo, Qin Nuolan.

One of them is as vibrant and bright as an oil painting, while the other is as tender and lingering as a lyrical poem.

Aside from their height and similar build, the two don't look like sisters at all.

Yifei felt a slight headache.

From the moment Nanfeng opened the door, things never unfolded as she had anticipated.

Husband and wife, ex-partners, sisters.

You're pretty good at having fun, kid.

"What kind of look is that?"

Yu Mo wrapped her arms around Nuolan's waist, their faces pressed together intimately: "Don't we look alike?"

How do you two look alike?

"That's outrageous."

Guan Gu finally slumped back on the sofa, looking up at the sky and muttering to himself, "I don't think I'll be surprised no matter how outrageous the relationship gets from here on out."

Zhang Wei patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "I think you're about to be proven wrong again."

Nanfeng nodded and said, "It is indeed quite outrageous."

He looked at the three of them with a puzzled expression: "Why are you three acting so strange after going out to buy things? You keep asking all sorts of weird questions?"

"Hehe, hehehehe..."

The three of them gave a wry smile. Having been so greatly shocked in such a short time, they didn't know what to say for a moment.

Just then, Xiao Hei knocked on the door of room 3601.

"Good afternoon, everyone... Why are these three lying here like salted fish?" Xiao Hei asked with a puzzled look.

Upon seeing Xiao Hei's arrival, Yi Fei and Guangu's eyes lit up.

Little Black, you've come just in time!

"Xiao Hei, come in quickly, come in quickly." Yi Fei hurriedly waved to Xiao Hei.

Xiao Hei glanced at the three salted fish leaning against the sofa. Two of them instantly became lively and energetic. His gaze then turned to the third salted fish, which still hadn't sat up.

"This salted fish... wait, this guy looks familiar?"

"How should I address you?"

"That's not important."

Seeing that Xiao Hei was hesitant and dawdling at the door, refusing to come in, Yi Fei and Guangu quickly got up and pulled him in.

"Little Black, I have something to tell you..."

Guan Gu was interrupted halfway through his sentence by Xiao Hei, who looked as if he had suddenly realized something. Xiao Hei looked at Zhang Wei and said excitedly.

"Oh... I remember who you are."

"You're Shao Zhongtian, aren't you?"

Zhang Wei was stunned: "Who is Shao Zhongtian?"

"Zhang Wei, captain of the Yumate Rescue Team, didn't you watch Armor Warrior when you were a kid?"

Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei as if he were a country bumpkin.

"No, I only listened to radio programs when I was a child."

Zhang Wei leaned back on the sofa and said with a hint of nostalgia, "I still remember that silly host had a particularly stupid catchphrase: 'I'm a good man, I'm Zhang Xiaobin~'"

Zhang Wei laughed heartily, seemingly trying to alleviate the shock of information he had received that day through laughter.

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped playing the game, staring at Zhang Wei with a blank expression, his face dark and menacing: "Is this catchphrase really that stupid?"

"Of course, that's incredibly stupid, hahaha..."

"Ha~"

Zhang Wei's laughter grew softer and softer. He looked at Xiao Xian awkwardly, "I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, I forgot that's also your catchphrase..."

He hesitated for a moment, then asked in a low voice, "Excuse me for asking, but..."

"Does your radio station have any strict rules that require every host with the lowest listenership to say this catchphrase?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stared blankly at Zhang Wei, then turned to Yifei and said, "Yifei, Guangu, you two continue chatting with Xiao Hei, don't mind us."

As he spoke, he rushed straight at Zhang Wei.

"Zhang Wei, I'm going to strangle you!!!"

"Teacher Zeng, calm down, you must calm down!"

Zhang Wei, who had just pinned Zeng Xiaoxian to the sofa, earnestly advised him.

Zeng Xiaoxian thrashed about on the sofa like a jumping fish: "How can I calm down when you're holding me down? If you're so capable, let me go and let's fight one-on-one."

"Oh." Zhang Wei released Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian had just gotten up and was about to launch an attack when Zhang Wei pushed him back down.

"Never mind, Teacher Zeng, we are civilized people, and we don't encourage fighting."

Zeng Xiaoxian let out a scream like a groundhog: "Ah!"

Guan Gu looked at Yi Fei: "Are we really not going to bother with them?"

Yifei shrugged: "That bitch herself told us not to worry about them."

So the two ignored Zeng Xiaoxian, who had brought trouble upon himself, and Guangu continued to say to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, let me tell you, this matter is really too inexplicable. I still don't understand what happened."

"I was originally planning to come back and cook Japanese food. When we got on the elevator, I was joking with Yifei that there was nothing in the world more messy than her cooking skills."

"But when I got up here, I realized I was wrong. It turns out there are really a lot of things in this world that are even more chaotic than Yifei's cooking. It felt like the whole world had become..."

"stop!"

Xiao Hei stared in surprise at Guan Gu, who had been rambling on for so long but hadn't managed to say a single important word.

"How much did you get from that dead pigeon to help him pad his word count like this?"

"What?!"

"...Pretend I didn't say anything."

Xiao Hei crossed his arms and looked at Guan Gu with a puzzled expression: "What exactly were you trying to say after all that rambling?"

"I'm sorry, I lose focus when I'm nervous."

Guan Gu took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down, and then continued speaking to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, I have something to tell you..."

Five minutes later, Guan Gu finally stopped his rapid-fire speech because he was too thirsty.

He ran to the water dispenser, poured himself a glass of water, and asked Xiao Hei as he drank, "So, did you understand?"

Xiao Hei smiled dejectedly: "You've been talking for over five minutes, and you still haven't gotten to the point."

He shrugged and looked at Yifei, who looked helpless, "Why did you two drag me into this? I still have a lot of important experiments to do."

"Sorry, Xiao Hei, Guan Gu was talking so enthusiastically that I didn't have the heart to disturb him."

"Here's what happened..."

Yifei simply and clearly explained the whole story: "Don't you think those people are just bored and going too far?"

Guan Gu also looked at Xiao Hei with anticipation.

Even though reason tells the three of them that everything before their eyes must be an act by Nanfeng and the others.

However, due to emotional needs, the three of them urgently needed someone to tell them that they were right.

"What a bunch of lunatics," Xiao Hei said angrily.

Yifei and Guangu straightened their chests and pointed at the crowd indignantly: "Listen to this, listen to this!"

"You guys are a bunch of lunatics!"

I'm talking about both of you.

Xiao Hei placed his hands on Guan Gu and Yi Fei's shoulders respectively: "If you two are sick, you should go get treatment. Don't waste the precious time of this great scientist because of your own fantasies."

Guan Gu looked incredulous.

Hey Blackie, I never expected that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be in cahoots with them!

You have disappointed me greatly.

Yifei turned her head to look at the hand that Xiaohei had placed on her shoulder. After thinking for a moment, she gently placed her own hand on top of it.

"Fire! One!"

"Just a friendly reminder, I helped Xiao Hei get insurance for his hands and brain from an insurance company, and the coverage amount is about the same as what I had back then."

Nanfeng kindly reminded him.

"I'm outta here, I'm outta here, okay?"

Yifei politely placed the hand back on Xiao Hei's thigh before asking in an annoyed tone, "So what exactly did you, this great scientist, waste your time coming up here for?"

"Didn't you guys ask me to design the super smart stroller? I just came up to ask when you need it so I can schedule the timetable," Xiao Hei replied.

"A super-intelligent...baby stroller?"

Guan Gu's eyes lit up; now there was finally one thing he could deduce about how things would develop.

The famous detective, Mr. Guan Gu, confidently pointed at Nuolan: "I know, Nuolan, are you pregnant?"

"You and Nanfeng got married because you were pregnant, didn't you!"

Nolan looked at Guangu in surprise: "Your reasoning... is so sharp."

"That's right, I'm the famous detective Guan Gu Shenqi from Japan!"

Guan Gu laughed triumphantly.

"Detective, my foot!"

Yifei leaned back on the sofa, utterly dejected: "They got married more than four months ago. If it was really a shotgun wedding, Nuolan's belly would be as big as a balloon by now."

"Mr. Detective, can you be a little more reliable?"

"Whoosh..."

Guan Gu blushed, but then he looked around and asked, "If it's not Nuolan, then who is pregnant?"

"Could it be...?"

Guan Gu's eyes darted incredulously between Yu Mo and Nan Feng: "Yu Mo... this, this is very bad!"

Yu Mo was taken aback at first, but as a mature older sister, she quickly realized what Guan Gu was thinking.

Yu Mo said, both amused and annoyed, "My Japanese friend, please don't overthink things."

"Not you either?"

Guan Gu was confused: "Then who exactly is it?"

"Guan Gu, actually I'm the one who's pregnant..." Mei Jia raised her hand shyly.

"Mika, you're pregnant?!"

It wasn't just Yifei and Guangu who exclaimed in surprise; even Zhang Wei, who had been pinning Zeng Xiaoxian to the sofa, couldn't help but turn around with a look of astonishment.

At that moment, Zeng Xiaoxian finally seized the opportunity and forcefully... turned over.

There was nothing he could do; with his pitiful stamina, he had been struggling desperately for over five minutes and was now completely exhausted.

It's nice to be a salted fish that flips over.

"How could this happen? I never imagined things would turn out this way."

Frustrated by another failed deduction, Guan Gu picked up a sofa cushion and tried to smash himself to death.

Zhang Wei pinpointed the key point: "Wait, if you, Meijia, are pregnant, then who is the father of the child?"

The three of them looked at Nanfeng.

Nanfeng looked embarrassed.

Does he look like someone who's particularly good at getting women pregnant?

Nanfeng silently took a step back towards Nuolan, his meaning roughly being: "My wife and I have a great relationship, so you three shouldn't make things up."

So the three of them turned their attention to Ziqiao and Xiaoxian. With the choice between the two, the result was already obvious.

However, in the blind spot where the three were indifferent, Zhanbo had already quietly put down the game controller.

"Big sister..."

Zhanbo scratched his head, a silly grin on his face, and sat down next to Meijia, holding her hand tightly.

The two held hands tightly, looking even more intimate than Nanfeng and Nuolan, who had already been married.

"No way..."

Zhang Wei realized something, and he was completely stunned. He instinctively collapsed onto the sofa.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Zhang Wei, you're crushing me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian wailed helplessly, but he still couldn't change the outcome of the two men being together.

And no matter how loudly Xiaoxian howls, the main character now is definitely not the pitiful him.

"What?!" Guan Gu was so surprised that he even dropped the sofa pillow he was holding, which he had used to commit suicide by banging his head against it.

Yifei covered her face: "Oh my god, Zhanbo, please don't tell me..."

"Sis, you're going to be an aunt soon, are you happy?" Zhanbo said with a simple smile.

"Happy? Hehehe..." Yifei practically spat out each word through gritted teeth.

Ultimately, she couldn't accept this enormous shock and looked up at the sky.

"God, just kill me with your sword!"

Here it comes!

(End of this chapter)