Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 206 The News Brought by Xiao Hei

If Zhanbo had said those words in a normal world, Yifei would have been overjoyed and would have immediately called their parents to share the good news.

If Zhanbo is really that capable, the day after he announced the good news, a three-day, three-night feast would have been held outside the Lu family ancestral hall.

However, Yifei is now completely devastated.

Zhanbo and Meijia?

God knows how those two even got together.

If Yifei hadn't possessed unparalleled physical and mental fortitude, she would have already fainted.

"Sister Yifei, no..." Meijia smiled sheepishly.

"sister……"

"stop!"

Meijia's calling her "sister" almost caused Yifei's heart to stop.

You called me "sister" pretty quickly.

Yifei clutched her chest, looking like she was about to run out of oxygen: "Meijia, don't say anything yet, let me catch my breath."

She took a deep breath, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and began to recite the Ice Heart Mantra.

"A pure heart remains unperturbed even when the sky collapses..."

"A pure heart remains unperturbed even when the sky collapses..."

"That's all bullshit! How could I not be surprised when the sky is falling!"

Yifei scratched her head in frustration, her perfectly styled hair instantly turning into a bird's nest: "I just don't understand, there are three of us—me, Guangu, and Zhang Wei—why are you all targeting me and causing trouble?"

Everyone looked confused.

Ziqiao asked in a serious tone in a low voice, "Yifei, what's wrong with the three of you today?"

"Could it be... that the three of you are playing a role-playing game and deliberately messing with us?"

Yifei was furious and wanted nothing more than to resort to violence: "Lu Ziqiao, are you trying to shift the blame? It's clearly you guys who teamed up to mess with us!"

Zhanbo nudged Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, how can you talk like that? My older sister is probably just too happy for a moment and has a bit of a mental breakdown."

As everyone knows, Zhanbo has always been a child who can't act or lie.

But if you're going to let him mess with Hu Yifei, then you've come to the right person.

Zhanbo, who suffers oppression and bullying from the female demon, can hardly find a suitable opportunity to fight back throughout the year.

Now that the opportunity has finally come, Zhanbo is determined to seize it.

Anyway, even if my older sister settles the score later, according to the rule that the law does not punish the masses, I can't be blamed for anything.

"Sister, haven't you always hoped that I would carry on the family line and add to the Lu family's ancestral worship?"

"Now that I've done it, aren't you overjoyed?"

Zhanbo chuckled sheepishly.

Yifei gritted her teeth and said, "Yes, I'm so happy."

"If you make me even happier, I'd like to go down to see your great-grandmother!"

"Huh? Sis, you don't disagree, do you?"

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo gripped Meijia's hand tightly: "Meijia is carrying your little nephew!"

Go to hell with your little nephew! Why don't you just let her have one already?

Yifei glared fiercely at Zhanbo.

You little rascal, you've been corrupted by them too, even joining in to tease your older sister.

Meijia feigned weakness and said, "Sister, Zhanbo and I didn't mean to hide it from you. It's just that we're a single man and a woman, and when our feelings got intense, we were like dry wood meeting a raging fire, unable to control ourselves, and everything turned upside down..."

"Holy crap."

Zhang Wei was utterly astonished to see Meijia rattle off a string of idioms as if she were performing a tongue twister.

"I never expected that Mika would be so bad at math but so good at Chinese."

Forget it.

Ziqiao said with a displeased look, "Her Chinese language score is not as good as mine. The only thing she excels at is driving."

"...In short, Zhanbo and I are truly in love."

Meijia looked at Yifei pitifully: "Sister, you wouldn't be so heartless as to break up our family of three, would you?"

Yifei has always been unable to resist Meijia's coquettishness, pitifulness, and acting pitiful, and this time she quickly softened as well.

After all, just looking into Mika's big, watery eyes is enough to surpass a thousand words in the world.

It's no big deal. The three of them should just live their lives happily together.

I'll call my parents later to tell them the good news: our Lu family's ancestral graves are about to emit auspicious smoke!

As Yifei thought this to herself, she suddenly froze.

Damn, I almost got tricked by Mika!

This isn't about whether I agree with Meijia and Zhanbo's relationship; the problem is that you two are a fake couple.

"Lu Zhanbo, Chen Meijia, you two..."

"Zhanbo Meijia, don't worry, Yifei is very open-minded."

"Anyway, neither of you is married and you are in love with each other."

"In this day and age, it's quite normal for two young people to accidentally have a falling out."

"Even if we get on the train first, we can buy tickets later."

Everyone was stunned; no one expected that Zhang Wei would be the one to say those words.

Having experienced countless misfortunes since childhood, Zhang Wei's ability to adjust and adapt is unparalleled in the apartment.

After a brief period of confusion and helplessness, Zhang Wei was the first of the three to figure out what they should do.

Simply refusing, denying, and retaliating will only subject you to wave after wave of attacks from the other eight people.

It's better to accept it first, remain unchanged in the face of all changes, and wait patiently for the opportunity to counterattack.

However, Mika looked at Zhang Wei's words with a strange expression and said, "If I remember correctly, you can get on the bus first and buy the ticket later... It's a public bus, right?"

the bus?

Meijia's words immediately plunged the already strange atmosphere into an awkward silence.

Zhang Wei looked extremely embarrassed: "Meijia, that's absolutely not what I meant."

"I sincerely wish you a long and happy marriage, and that you have many children... a son... a daughter... well, anyway, it doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl."

Zhang Wei poked Yi Fei and Guangu hard: "But I suddenly remembered that some of the things the three of us bought were still downstairs."

"We need to run back quickly to get them, otherwise everyone else will have taken them."

"Yifei, Guangu, aren't you right?"

Yifei and Guangu weren't stupid enough to miss the hints. When they saw Zhang Wei blinking at them frantically, they nodded in sudden realization.

"That's right, that's right, look at our memory."

"We're going downstairs to get something, we'll be right back."

The three of them immediately got up from the sofa and rushed outside in a hurry.

"Wait a little longer, I'll be right back to make Japanese food!"

"Being conscientious and responsible, Guan Gu shouted loudly."

Meijia immediately looked up and shouted, "Then you guys have to hurry! Adults can withstand hunger, but babies can't go hungry!"

Yifei stumbled while running and almost fell.

After Yifei and the other two left room 3601, everyone stopped acting, and even Wanyu, who had been secretly observing from the bedroom, came out.

Xiao Hei said helplessly, "You guys are so boring. Next time you do something so pointless, can you please let me know in advance? Don't always make me play the support role."

Nanfeng laughed and said, "Didn't you think we were boring, great scientist?"

Even great scientists can't stay at home doing experiments all the time; they need to do something silly occasionally to relax their brains.

Nanfeng gave an OK sign: "I'll definitely invite you next time we have a acting duet."

"That's more like it." Little Black was satisfied.

"Do you think my sister and the others believed it?" Zhanbo asked, loosening his grip on Meijia's hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian was so pressed down by Zhang Wei that he couldn't even straighten his back. He just lay on the sofa, clutching his waist, and rolled his eyes at Zhanbo.

"If it were just one person, they might actually believe it."

"But there are three of them, how could they possibly believe such a ridiculous thing?"

Nanfeng sat casually at the dining table, looking confident: "Didn't we never expect them to believe us in the first place? And what good would it do us to make them question their existence?"

Yu Mo loosened her arms from tightly hugging Nuolan: "I'm sorry, Nuolan."

Nuolan just smiled gently: "It's okay, we're all girls."

"And if I really had a sister like you, I would be so happy."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo's face lit up with a smile.

Jealousy aside, as things stand, Nuolan is truly a very, very good girl.

"If I had a younger sister like you, I would be overjoyed."

Ignoring the two women's mutual flattery, Zi Qiao leaned back on the sofa and complained, "Why do your relationships seem to be going so well, while mine are so difficult to act out?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a forced smile, "How about you switch places with me?"

"...Then forget it." Ziqiao tried to avoid the topic, "Teacher Zeng, in my eyes your connections are already equivalent to a heroic sacrifice."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled with a look of utter despair.

"But I really didn't expect that Zhang Wei would be the one who figured out how to play the game the fastest out of the three of us. You really can't judge a book by its cover."

Wan Yu squeezed her small body between Zhan Bo and Mei Jia, and then said casually.

Nanfeng smiled and said, "Don't underestimate Zhang Wei, or you might suffer a terrible defeat later."

He stood up and clapped his hands: "Get ready, everyone. I estimate that when the three of them come back, the game will officially enter the second stage."

"When the time comes, who wins and who loses will depend on their own abilities."

That's right, they didn't intentionally do the role-playing to prank Yifei and the other two.

In the end, the situation we are in is just a game. And as with any game, there are bound to be rules and winners and losers.

And coincidentally, none of the people present wanted to be losers.

"Alright, I'll go back and do my experiments now."

Xiao Hei got up to leave 3601, but stopped abruptly at the door. After hesitating for a moment, he turned to Nanfeng and said...

"By the way, South Wind..."

"That thing you asked me to do before, it's starting to look promising now."

"I've asked you to do so many things, who knows where..."

Nanfeng's casual voice suddenly stopped. He blinked blankly, then blinked again.

With the silence of Nanfeng and Xiaohei, the light in the entire living room seemed to suddenly dim, as if endless dark clouds were rolling in the living room.

The thick, dark clouds seemed to isolate the entire world on the other side of darkness, with only the glimpses of thunder hidden in the sea of ​​clouds proving that this was a vibrant world.

Nanfeng looked up at Xiaohei and received a firm nod from Xiaohei.

In the end, Nanfeng simply let out a long sigh: "Let's talk in my room."

Here it comes!

We've got a rough idea, but don't worry, we'll handle the pigeon situation to everyone's satisfaction.

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(End of this chapter)