Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 283 Calls from All Directions

"What should we two do?"

Zhang Wei looked bewildered: "What can the two of us do?"

Guan Gu's lips curled into a wicked smile: "Look at all these fireworks we have, we can totally..."

Zhang Wei made a strange gesture, like a firework exploding: "Boom...?"

After he finished speaking, he waved his hands repeatedly in refusal: "No, absolutely not."

"Throwing fireworks into someone's room is considered intentional injury; if you accidentally kill someone in the explosion, it's considered intentional homicide."

"We are all highly educated intellectuals, and I am a law student."

"This behavior is not only illegal, but also barbaric, and completely inconsistent with the values ​​of our modern society."

"What are you thinking?"

Guan Gu twitched the corners of his mouth, looking helpless: "I just wanted to use those fireworks that produce a lot of smoke as smoke bombs, and then we could launch a surprise attack on them."

"First, get those three firmly under control, and then..."

He chuckled and said, "Bodyguards, you don't want to lose this high-paying job, do you?"

"I see..."

Zhang Wei immediately broke into a hearty smile, but before he could even finish the smile, his expression changed completely.

"That's even more ridiculous!"

He clicked his tongue in amazement and said, "How come your thinking is the same as that of criminals? Can't we solve the problem through legal means?"

Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei: "For example?"

Zhang Wei replied matter-of-factly, "For example, calling the police."

"Are you out of your mind?!"

Guan Gu said something in Shanghainese with a forced smile.

He explained to Zhang Wei, "If we don't have solid evidence, even if we call the police, they will only receive a verbal warning at most."

"Moreover, this group of people is most likely Wan Yu's bodyguards. As long as they say they are protecting Wan Yu, we will have no way to deal with them. Instead, we will only alert them."

"Even if we take a step back and assume that the three of them were detained by the police, do you think Wanyu only has these three bodyguards at home?"

"This doesn't solve the problem at all!"

That makes sense.

Zhang Wei was completely convinced by Guan Gu, and calling the police under these circumstances was definitely not a good option.

However, if Zhang Wei were to use illegal means to achieve his goal, he really couldn't do it in a short time.

"Is there a way to have the best of both worlds...?"

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment, and then his eyes lit up.

"Guan Gu, your reasoning just now was that they might be waiting for reinforcements, right?"

"That's right."

Zhang Wei slapped his thigh: "If they can call for reinforcements, then we can too!"

"And our reinforcements are far more ferocious, cruel, capable, and violent than they are."

"Even if they send a lot of people, they'll still be in deep trouble!"

Guan Gu frowned: "You mean...?"

The two of them shouted in unison, "Hu Yifei!"

They exchanged a glance, then clapped and cheered, bursting into snarling laughter.

Their devilish laughter drifted further and further away on the biting cold wind.

The north wind howled past the Chu family's old house, leaving a faint echo in the south wind's ears.

Holding a cleaver, Nanfeng, who was chopping minced meat, rubbed his ears, a hint of doubt flashing across his face.

"I feel like I can hear Zhang Wei and Guan Gu laughing, and their laughter is extremely lewd."

"That's normal. People who spend a lot of time with Zeng Xiaoxian are like that."

On the other end of the video call, Yifei crossed her arms and looked furious when she mentioned Zeng Xiaoxian.

Yifei's bad mood led to Nanfeng being scolded as well.

"Nanfeng, concentrate! Your swordsmanship is really terrible. Even a three-year-old child could be better than you."

"That's why I've always believed that technology changes lives."

Nanfeng mechanically brandished the cleaver in his hand, muttering to himself, "If we had a meat grinder right now, we wouldn't need to use this cleaver ourselves."

In the kitchen of the old house, Nanfeng was mechanically and clumsily chopping the pork in front of him. The perfectly good pork was chopped into pieces, a pitiful sight.

Wan Yu, meanwhile, was gesturing with the cleaver in her hand as she looked at the large pile of chives on the cutting board. She seemed to be still hesitating about what length to cut the chives into.

Finally, Wanyu found a graduated iron ruler from somewhere, placed it close to the neatly arranged pile of chives, and then meticulously cut according to the graduations.

At this moment, Wanyu's phone is standing upright on the kitchen table, and Yifei is giving the two of them instructions on making dumplings from a distance, with her arms crossed.

To be honest, although Yifei's own cooking skills are very "average", she is quite good at instructing others.

After all, if it were just guidance, Yifei wouldn't have made dozens of such basic mistakes, like losing hair, losing nails, or adding an extra bit of salt on a whim.

Zhanbo, who originally wanted to video chat with Wanyu, was instead relegated to the side by his older sister.

He could only sit by and watch Wan Yu with a look of utter grievance on his simple face.

Speaking of Teacher Zeng...

"Sister Yifei, didn't Teacher Zeng say he was going to spend the Chinese New Year with you this year?"

"Why didn't I hear his voice?"

While cutting the chives according to the markings, Wan Yu asked without looking up.

"He did promise to come to my place for the New Year, but even if we're just pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend, there's no reason for him to come to my door on New Year's Eve."

Yifei's parents were obviously not home, otherwise she wouldn't have been so casual about saying that she and Zeng Xiaoxian were not a real couple.

"That bitch won't fly over until the first day of the Lunar New Year."

Seemingly recalling the humiliating experience of being bullied by Zeng Xiaoxian, Yifei's expression grew increasingly hostile.

boom!

She slammed her hand on the table, causing a crack to appear in the solid wood. "If he dares to mess up this performance, I'll tear him to pieces!"

Nanfeng joked, "It's not like you'd let him off the hook just because he successfully completed his mission this time."

Yifei glanced at Nanfeng at the camera: "Am I such a petty person?"

She clenched her hands and gritted her teeth, saying, "Although this bitch made me take care of her like a servant a few days ago."

"Although he was incredibly audacious, he actually asked me to massage his shoulders and legs and serve him tea and water."

"Although he foolishly made me call him Brother Xian..."

"but!"

"No buts, just remember to remind me next year on this day. I'll buy paper money for Teacher Zeng then, and I should be able to make it in time for his death anniversary soon."

Nanfeng said without even thinking.

What more is needed? But this is definitely a dead end, a situation where death is the only possibility.

Unless... Teacher Zeng has the ability to make the fake real.

However, Nanfeng didn't have much hope for this.

He realized that these two were even more awkward than he and Yu Mo. He didn't know when one of them would take the crucial step.

"Look at what you're saying."

Yifei hummed a few times, then said with a smile, "If he can really complete the mission successfully, I'm still willing to let him go."

"Oh?"

Upon hearing this, Wan Yu looked up at Yi Fei with a surprised expression.

This isn't like Fei Fei at all.

Zhanbo muttered under his breath, "My sister means to let him off the hook, as long as he's torn apart by four horses."

"Oh……"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng and Wanyu immediately felt refreshed.

This is totally Hu Yifei's style!

Yifei glared fiercely at Zhanbo: "Why are you talking so much!"

Zhanbo immediately cowered like a quail, shrinking his head and not daring to speak.

He just wanted to get noticed.

Just as Yifei was about to share her thoughts on Zeng Xiaoxian's situation, her phone rang with beautiful music.

A great river, its waves wide and strong.

Nanfeng silently remarked, "Just how much do you like this song?"

"Is it any of your business?"

Yifei rolled her eyes at Nanfeng, then took out her phone and pressed the call button.

She winked at the person on the other end of the video call and called out sweetly.

"Yu Mo~"

Nanfeng's cleaver suddenly stopped in mid-air.

More than ten days have passed since he confessed to Yu Mo and Zhan Bo.

Over the past ten days or so, their relationship seemed unchanged, but after they went shopping together for Nanfeng's travel necessities, they began to consciously or unconsciously keep their distance from each other.

As Nanfeng himself said, they both needed some time to think carefully about their future path.

Especially Yu Mo.

"Yifei~"

On the other end of the video call, Yu Mo, dressed in a beige Chanel-style suit, covered her cheek with her right hand and asked pitifully, "Is there any ice cream near your house?"

"ice cream?"

Yifei pondered for a moment and said, "There should be some, but it's so cold, and it's still New Year's Eve. I'll have to go and check later to make sure there are any."

She looked at Yu Mo curiously: "Why did you suddenly want to eat ice cream in the middle of winter?"

Yu Mo sighed, then released her right hand and pointed to her swollen cheek.

"I just had my wisdom tooth extracted, and the doctor suggested I eat some ice cream to relieve the pain."

"I searched for ages, but there weren't many places that sold ice cream, and the prices were so high that I felt it was worth the pain."

Yu Mo looked pained: "I was already going to have to spend a lot of money during the New Year, but getting a tooth pulled cost me even more! That dentist is a total rip-off!"

Nanfeng frowned, remaining silent.

Wan Yu then said, "Yu Mo, if all else fails, try holding an ice cube in your mouth first."

"what?"

Yu Mo asked curiously, "I think I heard Wan Yu's voice. Isn't she spending the New Year at Nan Feng's house?"

"We're currently video chatting with Nanfeng and the others."

As Yifei spoke, she pointed the front camera of her phone at Zhanbo's phone.

"Yu Mo, Happy New Year's Eve."

Wan Yu greeted Yu Mo with a cheerful smile.

Happy Lunar New Year's Eve, Wanyu.

Yu Mo waved to Wan Yu happily, but she seemed to pretend not to see Nan Feng.

"Are you...making dumplings?"

"Yes, dumplings with chives and pork filling."

Wanyu rubbed her nose and said proudly, "When we're done, we'll post it in the group chat for you guys to see."

"it is good."

While Yu Mo and Wan Yu were chatting remotely through several phones, another burst of music started playing.

【Wait until I tear open this half-mile of dawn and dusk, and a three-foot-long beam of blue light will roll and wash away the dust and smoke.】

"It seems that even though we are thousands of miles apart, things are still quite lively."

Nanfeng took out his phone and pressed the call button with a smile.

I'm coming

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