Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 284 Zeng Xiaoxian's Grand Plan

"South wind, little wind, wind, wind, wind... Happy New Year's Eve!"

With this cheeky opening, it's obvious who made the video call to Nanfeng.

Nanfeng said with a look of disgust, "Happy New Year's Eve, Teacher Zeng."

"But you don't need to use such a disgusting name for me anymore."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "It's not like a day apart feels like three autumns; I've missed you so much!"

"goodbye!"

Nanfeng was about to turn off her phone.

"No, no, no!"

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stopped him, saying, "I was just joking with you."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Nanfeng gave a few forced laughs: "Finished laughing? Is there anything else?"

Zeng Xiaoxian is the kind of person who only visits Nanfeng when he needs something. If he didn't need Nanfeng's help, he wouldn't have addressed Nanfeng in such a greasy way.

"Nanfeng, what do you think of my outfit?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled his phone camera away and showed Nanfeng his bright red outfit.

Nanfeng blinked, not immediately realizing Teacher Zeng's intention: "Pretty good."

Zeng Xiaoxian fixed his hair, leaned against the wall, struck a pose, and asked, "So tell me, if Brother Xian wore this to Hu Yifei's house tomorrow, wouldn't it be so dazzling it would blow her mind?"

"Oh~"

Nanfeng glanced at Wanyu's phone out of the corner of his eye, and Wanyu cooperated by picking up her phone so that Nanfeng could see Yifei's cold smile.

Yifei raised her finger and made a shushing gesture to everyone.

She clearly didn't want anyone to tell Xiaoxian that she was video chatting with them.

Nanfeng nodded knowingly.

"So you dressed up all glamorous just to outshine Yifei's dog at her house... to dazzle Yifei's eyes?"

Nanfeng used a leading question to ask, "To be honest, how much of your intention is to please Yifei's parents?"

After thinking it over, Nanfeng decided to do Teacher Zeng a small favor, considering his deep brotherly bond with him.

Since Yifei doesn't want Zeng Xiaoxian to know she's there, why not try to get Zeng Xiaoxian to answer a little more favorably and improve his impression of Yifei?

Moreover, it's possible that Teacher Zeng might blurt out some shocking truths in a moment of carelessness.

Even if Yifei's personality makes it impossible for her to admit Zeng Xiaoxian's true feelings, which he only dares to hide behind, it will at least take their relationship a step further.

Who knows, Yifei might let him off the hook, turning the four-horse ripping into a three-horse ripping.

"Half and half, after all, when you visit your parents, you should leave a good impression on them, and also give Yifei face."

Yifei crossed her arms, a smile playing on her lips, and nodded haughtily.

At least you, you despicable person, have some conscience...

【Humph! 】

Nanfeng nodded in satisfaction upon hearing this.

See, it's getting better now.

Just as Nanfeng was feeling smug about his cleverness, Zeng Xiaoxian answered again, talking to himself.

"After all, I've been ordering Hu Yifei around for so many days. If I don't help her finish this scene properly, she'll definitely beat me to a pulp."

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, a deep fear flashed in his eyes.

south wind:……

No, who told you to keep saying that!

[They're more trouble than they're worth.]

Upon hearing this, Yifei couldn't help but let out a cold laugh.

No, you're wrong.

Even if you help me finish this charade, I'll still cripple you.

But if you really help me deal with my parents and help me successfully complete this charade...

At most, after I've beaten you up, I'll reluctantly take care of you for a while longer.

"Depend on!"

Upon hearing this nightmarish laughter, Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively trembled.

"Hu Yifei is next to you now?!"

"Is it possible that you're just hallucinating?"

Nanfeng glanced at Yifei and said very honestly, "I'm absolutely certain that Yifei herself isn't with me right now."

"That's good!"

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief.

He patted his chest, squinted, and made a delicate gesture like an old man with his fingers swaying in a feminine manner, saying in an extremely effeminate tone, "I was almost scared to death just now."

Nanfeng painfully pressed his hand to his forehead.

Yifei twitched the corners of her mouth, her face full of disgust.

Wan Yu, Zhan Bo, and Yu Mo couldn't help but chuckle, covering their mouths to keep themselves from making a sound.

Nanfeng couldn't help but say, "Teacher Zeng, if you can't speak properly, then we'll just hang up."

She was hoping to help him improve his image in front of Yifei, but it seems he's planning to cultivate a sisterly relationship with her.

"Don't!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a fawning expression, "I was just reacting to the female demon. I promise to speak properly."

Yifei raised an eyebrow upon hearing this.

A female demon?

well.

Zeng Xiaoxian, you're finished.

Nanfeng nodded expressionlessly upon hearing this.

A female demon?

well.

Teacher Zeng, you're finished.

Nanfeng sighed helplessly.

"Teacher Zeng, if there's anything else, please tell me quickly. I'm busy making dumplings right now."

Nanfeng felt that if he let this guy continue chatting like this, not only would he not gain favor with him, but he might even lose his personal safety in this video call.

"Making dumplings...you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Nanfeng and said with a grin, "You never cook, why are you suddenly thinking of making dumplings for the New Year?"

There's always a first time for everything.

Nanfeng shrugged: "Besides, if I find a girlfriend who can't cook, we can't just eat takeout or sandwiches every day, can we?"

After Nanfeng finished answering, Zeng Xiaoxian's cheeky voice was transmitted to everyone's ears through one mobile phone after another.

"Hey, didn't you always claim you never thought about dating? How come you're starting to consider having a girlfriend now?"

Yu Mo held her phone, her eyes blinking involuntarily, like stars twinkling in the night sky.

Xiao Xian asked gossipily, "Tell me honestly, did you meet someone you like, and the girl can't even cook?"

"Teacher Zeng, why are you starting to make wild guesses like Guan Gu?"

Nanfeng said without changing his expression, "You know I like to be prepared for anything."

"And that's not the point. The point is, dear Teacher Zeng, is there anything else I can help you with?"

Seeing that Nanfeng was about to hang up the phone again, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly said, "By the way, I asked Yifei before if she should bring some gifts for her uncle and aunt when she visits this time, but she said that since it's just a formality, there's no need to spend money."

"I still felt it wasn't appropriate to visit empty-handed, so I asked Uncle Zhanbo and Aunt Zhanbo what they liked to eat."

"After I bought the gift, I was about to ask Zhanbo to check if it was suitable, but for some reason, he didn't answer my video call."

"Among our group, besides Zhanbo, you and Yifei's parents are the only ones who are really close. Could you help me check if the gifts I bought are good enough?"

As he spoke, Xiaoxian turned the phone camera to the items he had purchased.

Nanfeng glanced at the gift and raised an eyebrow.

He cleared his throat and said in a voice that Yifei could definitely hear, "Moutai, top-quality Da Hong Pao tea, L'Oréal high-end skincare products, and Uncle Lu's favorite Go set..."

"Very good, Uncle Lu and Aunt Yuan will definitely love these gifts."

"Teacher Zeng, you've really gone to great lengths this time. It seems you really value this visit."

Yu Mo whispered to Yi Fei, "These skincare products were bought by Teacher Zeng through me. Even if I have insider connections, this set is still very expensive."

"snort……"

Yifei hummed a few times, her lips curving upwards involuntarily.

Seemingly feeling that her humming was too weak, she put on a stern face and hummed loudly again.

Then she thought of something, and Yifei glared at Zhanbo fiercely.

"You're so talkative, just wait till after the New Year I get my hands on you!" Yifei threatened in a low voice.

Zhanbo was on the verge of tears.

How can you blame me for this?

I'm innocent!

"It's alright."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "I was just trying to leave a good impression on my uncle and aunt, to gain their favor, and hopefully they would approve of me and consider me the only choice for Yifei to marry."

"And then..."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed so hard he twisted and turned, his whole body resembling a joyfully wriggling snake.

Nanfeng, Zhanbo, Wanyu, and Yumo's eyes suddenly lit up, and they all waited excitedly for Zeng Xiaoxian to continue.

Yifei raised her eyebrows slightly as well.

"And then what?"

Nanfeng, representing the remaining four gossips, asked this crucial question.

[Go on!]

[Teacher Zeng, please continue!]

[If you just speak your mind, you can turn the tide even with a sliver of health left!]

"Then I can take advantage of my uncle and aunt's doting and approval, act like a dog relying on its master... a fox borrowing a tiger... and take a chicken..."

"In short, I want to use the emperor to command the princes. With my uncles and aunts' trust in me and their way of contacting me, I am essentially holding nuclear weapons in my hands."

"At that time, no matter how ruthless and cruel that deadly female demon is, she will have to obediently submit to my brother Xian."

"Soon I will be able to fire the first shot of the revolution against violence and Yi Fei, and from then on I will turn the tables and become the master of my own destiny, and I will never again be subjected to the violent oppression of that Hung Hing Thirteen Sister."

"I can even turn the tables on her, bully her, and take whatever I want from her."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his arms, seemingly embracing the beautiful future he imagined.

"When that time comes, I will let everyone in Love Apartment know that 3601 has only one true owner."

"That's me, Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Yu Mo: (⊙﹏⊙)

Wanyu: w(Д)w

Zhanbo: (￣▽￣)》

Yifei smiled brightly, her hand already deeply embedded in the solid wood table, leaving a clear palm print.

Nanfeng clapped for Zeng Xiaoxian with a blank expression.

【very good.】

You can lose even if you're riding a dragon right in front of you!

[You were given a chance, but you failed to seize it!]

Nanfeng believed that Teacher Zeng was not so despicable as to be that cowardly. This cowardly guy had at most thought about the possibility in his mind and then hesitated and struggled with it.

Even if things actually go according to his plan, at most he'll just use Yifei's parents' contact information as a get-out-of-jail-free card.

The reason he's saying all this is twofold: first, he doesn't want to admit his true thoughts; second, this guy just loves to brag in front of his brothers.

Nanfeng knows Teacher Zeng very well, and he believes that Yifei knows Teacher Zeng very well too.

But would Hu Yifei, in her rage, be willing to think calmly like I am...?

Forget it.

Happy Spring Festival! A time of national celebration!

Teacher Zeng, you didn't die unjustly!

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was still laughing wildly, completely unaware of Nanfeng's pitying gaze.

"Xian'er~"

Yifei's gentle call immediately silenced Zeng Xiaoxian's loud laughter.

He looked around fearfully, and seeing that no one was around, he breathed a sigh of relief: "It's just my imagination again."

Nanfeng remained silent, simply turning his phone around.

Wanyu also cooperated by holding up her phone and turning it around as well.

The two phones are facing each other.

The two people were facing each other.

Yifei's smile was gentle, and her eyes were alluring.

Xiao Xian's face turned deathly pale, and he was sweating profusely.

Exhibition...

Zhanbo looked at his solid wood table with a pained expression.

Yifei murmured softly, her voice tender and gentle: "Xian'er, after this is over..."

"I'll tear you apart limb from limb!"

Well, this time not only did they not let Zeng Xiaoxian off the hook, they also made him suffer an even bigger loss.

I wonder where this extra horse is supposed to be tied to.

"Yifei..."

Zeng Xiaoxian called out tremblingly, and seeing Yifei's smile becoming more and more gentle, Zeng Xiaoxian completely lost control of his emotions.

He cried out in terror, "Virginity trick! You tricked me!"

Nanfeng's eyes narrowed slightly upon hearing this, and he smiled brightly.

I was playing support for you, and you still went in to feed, and you have the nerve to criticize me!

【And they even gave me a derogatory nickname!】

Or... I could also give Teacher Zeng a boost and help him complete the Seven Horses painting?

I'm coming

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