Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 287 The Three Viagras with Unique Skills

The two bodyguards were on the verge of tears upon hearing this.

The lead bodyguard sighed: "Miss, we are just a group of bodyguards who follow orders."

"The boss wants to take you back to get married, there's nothing we can do about it."

He gritted his teeth, as if making a firm decision, and said, "How about this, we'll pretend that you've run away again, Miss."

"And we won't be checking the Love Apartment area anymore, is that okay?"

Wan Yu's already low spirits rose even more upon hearing this: "Even at this point, do you still think I don't know anything?"

"Did Daddy send you to take me back to get married, or did he send you to follow, monitor, and protect me?"

"It's fine if you don't tell the truth, I'll make a phone call and everything will be clear."

The two bodyguards exchanged a glance, and their hearts pounded with fear.

How did the young lady find out about this?

Did she guess it?

Does she have that ability?

"Are you wondering how I knew about this?"

Wan Yu revealed a devilish smile: "How I know about this is not important. What's important is that when I call my dad, I will only say that you told me everything."

"He's such a proud person, he'll definitely lose face."

"I'll just hang up the phone and shave the SIM card off. Guess who he'll vent his anger on?"

"Uh...the boss's wife?" the complaining bodyguard blurted out instinctively.

Wanyu: ...

The lead bodyguard: ...

"My mom...your mom..."

Wan Yu was furious at those words, and the usually well-mannered girl almost swore out loud.

Furious, Wan Yu gripped the megaphone tightly and issued commands through gritted teeth.

"Boy Scouts, blow him up!"

"good!"

Boy Scouts responded enthusiastically.

Just as the two bodyguards were getting a little paranoid about the word "blown up," the group of children pulled out a pack of firecrackers from their pockets.

bodyguard:……

Are they planning to kill people with firecrackers?

Just then, Zhang Wei clapped his hands and reminded the children like a patriarch.

"You all need to be careful when you play with these things. We're all good kids, we shouldn't throw firecrackers at people, right?"

"right!"

The Boy Scouts then aimed at their target and started throwing things at the feet of the complaining bodyguard.

The complaining bodyguard felt a crackling sound from the ground around him, and at the same time, he heard the juvenile remarks of the Boy Scouts.

"Behold my torrential rain of pear blossom needles!"

"Taste the might of this great hero!"

"You've already chosen your own death. Behold my Tang Clan's ultimate technique: Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus!"

"..."

This is not very harmful, but extremely insulting.

The bodyguard, who was prone to complaining, twitched at the corner of his mouth. He always felt that the boisterous shouts of these Boy Scouts were more deadly than the firecrackers.

After the Boy Scouts had finished punishing the big bad guy, the lead bodyguard gave the loose-lipped guy a hard shove.

Your babbling is so incoherent that I have to get bombarded by the Boy Scouts along with you.

He raised his head and looked at Wanyu with a sincere expression.

"Miss, now that you know about this, you should also know that the boss is doing this for your own good."

"We've been following you for the past six months simply because the boss was worried you might get into danger or encounter bad people."

"So why are you so determined to expose this?"

Wan Yu pouted: "I know he means well, but one of the reasons I chose to come out and seek freedom and independence is that I don't want him to continue treating me like a child."

"But the fact that he's sending you guys to keep an eye on me clearly shows he still sees me as a child."

The lead bodyguard chuckled, "That's because the boss hasn't seen you grow yet, so of course he'll still see you as a child."

"I've grown a lot, okay? He just can't see my progress."

Not wanting to dwell on the topic any longer, Wan Yu snorted a few times and said defiantly, "One day I will make him understand that I am truly independent now."

"I can live the life I want without my dad taking care of me."

"The first step is to deal with his henchmen!"

Wan Yu looked at the two bodyguards crouching with their heads in their hands and revealed a devilish smile.

"Let's get back to the point. Do you want me to make this call to Dad?"

The complaining bodyguard grumbled, "Miss, we're just employees, please don't make things difficult for us."

Wan Yu was not buying the bodyguard's sob story at all: "Go talk to my dad about this. I hope he won't make things difficult for you."

"You're following and monitoring me, so am I supposed to understand that you're just doing things for money?"

"If one day my dad orders you to take me back, do I have to be understanding and obediently get in the car?"

The lead bodyguard glared fiercely at his companion who was only making things worse, and smiled helplessly: "Miss, just tell us what you want us to do."

"We will definitely do anything that is within our capabilities."

"You're more straightforward."

Wan Yu snapped her fingers: "As long as you do three things for me, I can pretend we've never met today."

"After today, everyone should go about their own business and not bother each other."

"Please speak."

"Don't worry, these three things are all very simple."

Wan Yu winked at the two of them: "The first thing is..."

Before she could finish speaking, the Boy Scouts clasped their hands together, bowed, and said...

Happy Lunar New Year's Eve! Wishing you prosperity and good fortune!

"Give me the red envelope!"

"no problem."

The lead bodyguard agreed without even looking closely at his companion's reaction.

Just kidding, his annual salary is six figures, and with various bonuses and subsidies, it's almost seven figures. Giving these kids some New Year's money is better than losing his job, right?

"The second thing is to stop all surveillance and tracking of me."

"impossible!"

The head bodyguard refused outright, saying, "This is not something we can decide. Besides, no matter how busy the boss is, he has to check on you regularly. We simply cannot explain this request to him, Miss."

"That doesn't mean you can monitor me 24/7 like this. You even stare at me when I come to a friend's house for the New Year."

Wan Yu, having anticipated this, offered a compromise: "Let's exchange contact information, and I'll send you the information you need regularly."

"Also, don't follow me when I'm with my friends. I think they're much more reliable than you guys."

"If you really want to come along, you have to send me a message."

"Well……"

The lead bodyguard pondered for a moment, then nodded in agreement, saying, "Okay."

"As for this third thing..."

Wan Yu glanced at the two bodyguards in front of her: "Can you cook New Year's Eve dinner?"

The two bodyguards were taken aback upon hearing this, and both pointed at themselves in unison.

I am a top-notch bodyguard!

Making New Year's Eve dinner?!

……

The scene shifts, and three top-notch bodyguards in black suits and sunglasses are already in the kitchen of the Chu residence, preparing the New Year's Eve dinner.

The bodyguards who had been staying in the room were now looking up at the sky: "How come you two were exposed? Now I have to give out New Year's money and help cook?"

The lead bodyguard glanced at him: "Nonsense, the three of us are a team. You don't think you can still work for the Lin family if the two of us lose our jobs, do you?"

Guan Gu Zhengping held up his phone, pointing it at the three bodyguards who were cooking: "Gentlemen, we still don't know your names?"

The bodyguard who stayed in the room had never experienced the Boy Scout bombing, so his mindset was obviously much better than the other two.

He said cheerfully, "My name is Wang Wei."

The complaining bodyguard said irritably, "My name is Li Wei."

The lead bodyguard sighed and said, "My name is Zhang Wei."

"what?"

Zhang Wei, who was having a dumpling-making competition with Wan Yu, looked up in bewilderment.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei looked at Zhang Wei dismissively: "What's so strange about having the same name as someone else?"

"That's true."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei continued to focus his attention on the dumpling-making competition with Wan Yu.

These two people, who had never made dumplings before, were very interested in this novel and festive activity. They even drove out the good ones by kicking out Guan Gu, the only one among the four who knew how to make dumplings, and preventing him from working.

Without Guan Gu, the two novices were finally able to get together for a dumpling-making competition.

With nothing to do, Guan Gu can only hold up his phone and video chat with everyone in the group, just like he is now.

Curry Sauce exclaimed loudly on the other end of the video call, "Wang Wei, Li Wei, Zhang Wei... you guys are a team of Viagra!"

The three Viagra members immediately turned pale.

Yifei asked curiously, "People say that top bodyguards like you have incredibly rich experiences before becoming bodyguards. Could you tell us about them?"

"What's wrong with saying this?"

Wang Wei, who has the best personality, said: "My name is Wang Wei. I used to be a super soldier in the army. Before I retired, I was the champion of the army's combat competition every year."

"Now..."

He held up the freshly skewered meat: "I'm skewering meat for you now."

"Authentic veteran barbecue, a must-try."

Li Wei, who loves to complain, said: "My name is Li Wei. I used to be a double-flower red stick. Back then, I carried two big machetes and hacked my way from Tsim Sha Tsui to Causeway Bay without blinking an eye. And not a single drop of blood on my clothes was my own."

"Now..."

Li Wei swiftly chopped off a chicken's head.

He sighed softly, "Now I'm holding two big cleavers, chopping chickens and ducks and then pork."

"Isn't there anything else I can cut?"

Without looking up, bodyguard Zhang Wei said, "Then cut the tofu into strips. I'm going to make Wensi Tofu later."

"Okay!"

Zhanbo gaped in surprise: "So you all have amazing skills!"

"I'm not."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment, then said, "Actually, I... was a lawyer back then."

"ah?!!"

Everyone gasped in surprise.

Zhang Wei looked up again, completely bewildered.