Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 288 Wanyu's Dumplings

"Are you a lawyer too?"

Zhang Wei looked at the other person with an incredulous expression.

How could such a coincidence happen in this world?

"The word '也' is not used quite accurately."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei smiled and said, "You haven't even passed the bar exam yet, so you can't be considered a lawyer."

"And judging from your unusually stable exam results over the past few years, I guess you still have no chance this time."

Wan Yu frowned upon hearing this.

It seems that all my friends have been thoroughly investigated.

[Daddy is really going too far!]

"Who said that? I just had some bad performances the last few times..."

"That's all!"

Zhang Wei looked up defiantly and said, "Next year... Pshaw!"

"I'm sure I'll pass the exam this year."

"I hope so, and best of luck."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei simply offered a casual blessing before lowering his head to continue preparing his braised duck.

With her eyes already shining brightly on the other end of the video call, Youyou, brimming with curiosity, quickly asked a question.

"Zhang Wei... Brother Wei..."

After thinking about it for a while, Youyou felt that neither of the two titles was quite right.

"Brother Zhang, since you were a lawyer before, why did you switch careers to become a bodyguard?"

"Isn't it because the legal profession is difficult to succeed in?"

Bodyguard Zhang Wei slowed his movements a few seconds as he couldn't help but reminisce about the past.

"Back then, I was just like this Zhang Wei—young, idealistic, and ambitious."

"I thought I could climb to the top of the legal profession step by step through my own efforts and uphold the justice in my heart."

"After only half a year of struggling in the legal profession, I discovered that the legal profession is very particular about background and faction."

"If you want to reach the top of the legal profession, in addition to your background and school of thought, you might also need to consider your lineage."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei's lips twitched slightly, as if he were silently cursing a few words, before continuing.

"I can't compete with my background, I can't compete with my sect, and I can't compete with my bloodline."

"In the end, I was worn down and lost all my ambition, so I discussed changing careers with two other colleagues who were also unsuccessful."

"But we've studied law for so many years, and for a moment we really don't know what else we can do besides the legal profession."

"Fortunately, all three of us are in excellent physical condition, so one of our colleagues said that we have no hope of making a living by relying on our brains, but we might as well try making a living by relying on our bodies."

"My colleague and I all thought it made a lot of sense."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei's lips twitched involuntarily as he thought about this.

"So the three of us, one became a bodyguard and the other became a bodybuilding coach."

"As for the friend who first came up with this idea... he's now a top male model at the White Horse Club, known in the industry as the 'Perpetual Piledriver'."

After hearing the bodyguard Zhang Wei's little story, everyone's eyes turned a little strange.

Although the ending of this little story is a bit far-fetched, the three of them did indeed achieve their initial goal of making a living by their bodies.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei!"

Zeng Xiaoxian called out to Zhang Wei with a sly grin.

Yu Mo clutched her cheek, looking utterly miserable, and said, "Teacher Zeng, you need to clarify which Zhang Wei you're referring to."

"Oh……"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, then shouted, "Zhang Wei, you stingy bastard, what's your opinion?"

"My opinion?"

Zhang Wei accepted the nickname "stingy ghost" quite naturally. After a long silence, he asked weakly.

"If I were to make a living by my body, what kind of job would I be best suited for?"

"Well……"

Everyone couldn't help but frown and fall into deep thought.

As things stand, bodyguard and bodybuilding coach Zhang Wei are definitely not suitable.

As for top male models, no one here has ever seen Zhang Wei's physique.

How about... we let Zeng Xiaoxian make a sacrifice?

Finally, Wan Yu suggested, with a whimsical idea, "Why don't you become the vice-captain of the Yumate Rescue Team, and take turns transforming into the Golden Armor Warrior with Shao Zhongtian?"

"roll!"

Zhang Wei laughed and scolded.

However, as soon as he finished his joke, Zhang Wei felt three cold gazes directed at him.

He turned around and saw the three Viagra members staring at him with unfriendly expressions.

As the saying goes, "Even when beating a dog, you have to consider its owner..." Pshaw!

[To hit your owner without even looking at the dog... Pshaw!]

"A subject dies when his lord is humiliated; do you understand?"

[How dare you insult our young lady to our faces? Do you really think the three of us are only good at cooking?!]

For this nearly seven-figure annual salary, the Viagra trio remained as loyal as old servants from a bygone era.

Wang Wei gestured with a friendly expression towards the iron skewers in his hand: "It feels like I skewered mostly fatty meat just now, so now I want to skewer some lean, dark meat for you guys to try."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei immediately felt a jolt.

Li Wei raised the two kitchen knives in his hands and grinned menacingly, "With me here, I guarantee I'll chop you down to the last bit of fat."

Zhang Wei's legs began to tremble slightly.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei simply looked at the person with the same name and major as him, rubbed his chin, and pondered.

"What kind of sauce would be best for this tough, lean, dark meat?"

Seeing that the three Wei-ges looked like they were sharpening their knives to slaughter pigs and sheep, Zhang Wei immediately shrank back and forced a dry laugh.

"When I said 'get lost,' I meant that Wan Yu's suggestion was so good that I'm going to become a golden-armored warrior right now."

Wan Yu looked at the three bodyguards with displeasure: "We were just joking among friends, did you three have to be so serious?"

The three bodyguards immediately adopted a gentle and amiable demeanor: "We were just joking."

"cut."

Wan Yu, with a stern face, adopted her pampered young lady demeanor for the first time and commanded, "I don't want you to make jokes like this again, or the consequences will be very serious!"

The three bodyguards smiled sheepishly.

Seeing the four of them making such a scene, Zhang Wei, being kind-hearted, actually tried to find a topic to skip over the matter.

He looked around, then asked in surprise, "Where did Nanfeng go? I haven't seen him at all!"

Guan Gu explained, "Nan Feng said he went back to his apartment to get his luggage."

"Now?"

Wan Yu looked puzzled.

Why didn't Nanfeng go back to get it earlier or later? Why did he have to rush back and forth on New Year's Eve?

really weird.

Guan Gu thought for a moment and guessed, "Nan Feng probably just realized there was something particularly important in the suitcase, after all, his memory is really not good."

Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "Possibly."

……

By the time the three members of the Viagra team finished preparing the New Year's Eve dinner, it was already afternoon.

A large table was neatly set with a sumptuous meal. In the evening, Wanyu and the others would only need to heat it up a little to give Nanfeng's grandparents and great-grandfather a big surprise when they returned.

"Are you staying for New Year's Eve dinner tonight?"

At the entrance of the old house, after obtaining Nanfeng's consent, Wanyu extended a New Year's invitation to her three bodyguards.

After thinking for a moment, the three bodyguards all shook their heads and refused.

Whether Wanyu would feel awkward sitting at the same table as the bodyguards and Wanyu, they didn't know, but the three of them would definitely feel awkward.

"Then wait a moment," Wanyu said as she ran back to the old house.

Before long, she came running out, carrying three large lunchboxes in her arms.

Wanyu handed the heavy lunchboxes to the three of them.

"It's almost Chinese New Year, and there's not much place in the village to have New Year's Eve dinner."

"I will stay in the old house tonight and will not go out. You don't need to keep watching me. Go to town and see if you can find a restaurant to eat at."

"I originally wanted to bring you some extra food, but considering that you made all of it, I felt embarrassed to give it away."

"These chive and pork dumplings were made entirely by me and my friends. You just need to boil them."

Wan Yu snorted at the three bodyguards a few times: "Although I'm still very unhappy about you following and monitoring me, I won't hold it against you during the New Year."

Happy Lunar New Year's Eve! Wishing you prosperity and good fortune!

The three of them felt the heavy weight of the lunchboxes in their hands and burst out laughing in unison.

"Happy New Year's Eve, Miss! Wishing you prosperity and good fortune!"

Wan Yu waved to the three of them, then returned to the old house.

Suddenly, she remembered something and jogged back.

"One more thing, remember to return the lunchbox tomorrow; it belongs to the Nanfeng family."

Zhang Wei, the bodyguard who had worked for the Lin family the longest, watched Wan Yu's figure return to the old house. He clicked his tongue in amazement and said, "The young lady has indeed grown a lot this time."

Li Wei, who was prone to complaining, hugged his lunchbox tightly, as if it were a precious treasure.

"If I can't get my mom's chive and pork dumplings, I'll try the ones made by my daughter."

Then he started complaining: "It's hard to even get a meal of dumplings in this godforsaken place, let alone dumplings with chive and pork filling."

Wang Wei chuckled and said, "I really don't understand why a Hong Kong double-flower criminal like you likes pork and chive dumplings so much."

"I'm doing it my way, it's none of your business!"

Li Wei declared threateningly, "I'm telling you, I'm going to eat the most dumplings tonight, so don't you dare try to take them from me!"

Bodyguard Zhang Wei scoffed, "Look at you, it's just a meal of dumplings, who's going to fight you for it?"

"Sigh, people who don't know what's good for them..."

After dismissing his companion's shallow opinion, Li Wei opened his lunchbox with anticipation.

The three of them were busy preparing the New Year's Eve dinner and hadn't really paid attention to how their young lady's dumplings turned out.

"Let me see how the young lady made these dumplings..."

Li Wei fell silent instantly.

He stared into thought as he looked at the lunchbox, which was overflowing with oddly shaped dumplings.

"This dumpling..."

Wang Wei picked up a strangely shaped dumpling, his eyebrows almost furrowing together.

It's more like a small steamed bun than a dumpling.

The person who made this dumpling must have just randomly placed the filling on the oddly shaped dumpling wrapper, and then gathered the edges of the wrapper together in the center like making a bun.

Once the dumpling is shaped like a steamed bun, the person making the dumpling doesn't continue to fold it into pleats like they would with a steamed bun. Instead, they hold the top part with one hand and apply a rotating force to the bottom part of the dumpling with the other.

Thus, this dumpling that looked like a steamed bun became a dumpling that looked like a steamed bun, with thin, swirling lines on top.

Perhaps we can be more direct.

This is a dumpling that looks like poop, the kind you often see in cartoons!

If this dumpling were made a little bigger, it could directly replace Lazy Sheep's hairstyle.

Besides this dumpling that looks exactly like poop, there are many other oddly shaped dumplings in the lunchbox.

For example, dumplings that look exactly like bananas, dumplings that are shaped like glutinous rice balls even more than glutinous rice balls, and a dumpling that's so ugly it's unbelievable...

These dumplings may seem to come in all sorts of strange shapes and ugly styles, but upon closer inspection, they all have one thing in common.

That would make people lose all appetite.

The three bodyguards fell silent upon seeing this.

Li Wei, who loves dumplings, forced a stiff smile and tried to salvage Wan Yu's reputation.

"Actually, the appearance doesn't affect the taste of the dumplings, right?"

The remaining two Viagras nodded in unison.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei suddenly asked, "Wei, you just said you're definitely going to eat the most dumplings tonight, right?"

"I, I..."

Li Wei was on the verge of tears, wishing he could slap himself for making those harsh remarks.

Bodyguards Zhang Wei and Wang Wei patted him on the shoulder understandingly: "We know you love eating dumplings with chives and pork filling."

"It's okay, we understand."

Wang Wei considerately handed his lunchbox to Li Wei, who loves dumplings: "Eat up, don't worry, eat as much as you like."

"Yes, they're all yours. Nobody's going to take them from you tonight."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei may have been a beat slow in speaking, but his hands were just as quick.

The two men who handed over their lunchboxes unanimously bypassed the wronged man in the middle, and the two put their arms around each other's shoulders and started talking in unison.

"Let's go, let's hurry to town and see if there's anywhere to eat. If not, we should start preparing for our New Year's Eve dinner."

"What should we do about Awei?" Wang Wei asked.

"Ah Wei? Aren't those three boxes of dumplings enough for him?"

That makes sense.

I'm coming

Today's third update is a make-up for yesterday's update.

I will update more chapters once the pigeon's condition improves.

Thank you for your support.

(End of this chapter)