Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 304 Yu Mo: Little Rascal (Part 2)

Back at the Love Apartment, Nanfeng was surrounded on the sofa by a group of girls with dark faces.

Yifei gently punched Nanfeng's shoulder and complained, "Why did you take so long to come back from your trip?"

"If I could still contact you, I would have thought you had run away from home again."

Nanfeng just smiled and said, "Do you think I'm still an eighteen-year-old kid, always threatening to run away from home?"

"I was having so much fun that I wanted to stay a few more days and also give myself a break. I never expected that I would end up giving myself a summer vacation in the spring."

Wanyu rubbed her hands together, asking expectantly, "Nanfeng, did you bring us any gifts from your trip?"

Nanfeng nodded: "Of course I brought it."

"And what about the gift?"

He paused, then said, "I remember the gift should be in my suitcase, as for the suitcase..."

"Okay, I've left my suitcase in the car."

Nanfeng said awkwardly, "I'll give you the gifts later."

Meijia waved her hand: "Gifts are not important."

She squeezed next to Nanfeng, her smile somewhat ingratiating: "I heard from Curry Sauce that there are a lot of handsome guys in your dubbing studio, is that true?"

Nanfeng immediately guessed what Meijia was thinking.

He didn't answer directly, but instead asked jokingly, "I've been traveling for so long, how come you still haven't found a boyfriend?"

Meijia's face, which was already covered with a layer of "cement," turned even darker, and she made a face at Nanfeng.

"South Wind, you're such a spoilsport!"

Just as Nanfeng and his friends were chatting, a familiar wail came from outside the suite.

"worn out!"

Ziqiao, Guangu, and Zhanbo walked in with their arms hanging down and heads bowed, like walking corpses.

As soon as Ziqiao entered 3601, he started rummaging through the refrigerator, clearly starving.

Zhang Wei helped Zeng Xiaoxian, whose face was pale and eyes were glazed, until he finally leaned weakly against the door.

"Come on, lend a hand... Holy crap!"

When Zhang Wei saw that six out of the seven faces that turned around were covered with a layer of gray-black cement, he was first startled, then said with a grin, "Now I'm not the darkest person in the apartment anymore."

"To correct you, it's only temporarily not like that."

Yifei raised her head slightly and pointed with her chin at the half-dead Zeng Xiaoxian: "What's wrong with this guy?"

Zhang Wei's smile faded, and he said apologetically, "Teacher Zeng is probably too tired."

Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to the sofa and lay down, then leaned his whole body on Yi Fei's shoulder.

He raised his hand in resentment and complained, "I already told you I can't carry the luggage, but you still made me come along!"

"Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, we definitely won't let you help us move our luggage next time."

Exhausted, Guan Gu forced an awkward smile: "We asked you to move the luggage, but you, Zhang Wei, didn't move much. Now we have to assign someone to move you."

Youyou patted Guangu on the shoulder: "Guangu, Teacher Zeng has never had much stamina, so you should all be more understanding."

"Yes, we understand."

Guan Gu said with a look of disdain, "It's normal for guys like Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao, who can't wait to go back with the beautiful women, to have poor stamina."

Upon hearing this, Yifei and Meijia narrowed their eyes slightly.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately felt a warning bell ringing in his mind, and he quickly said, "Guan Gu, don't talk nonsense."

"Am I talking nonsense?"

Guan Gu retorted with dissatisfaction, "Teacher Zeng, we told you to find a place to rest as soon as you started to feel unwell."

"You were exhausted like a dead pig one minute, and then you and Ziqiao sneaked off to the female graduate student dormitory next door to help the pretty girls move their luggage."

"It's already been a lot of work for Zhanbo and me to help Zhang Wei, but you didn't help at all, and now we have to take care of you because you're exhausted."

Guan Gu paused for a moment: "Teacher Zeng..."

"We despise you!" Guan Gu, Zhan Bo, and all the girls said in unison.

Yifei kicked Zeng Xiaoxian away and then disgustedly wiped the shoulder and arm he had just leaned on.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "I just felt sorry for a girl carrying so many things, so I just showed my gentlemanly manners a little."

"Besides, Ziqiao was also involved, so why do you only despise me and not him?"

As soon as he said that, everyone present looked at Xiaoxian with even more disdain.

"Teacher Zeng, you've fallen from grace."

Nanfeng sighed: "Didn't you always claim to be a good man? How come you've actually stooped to comparing your moral bottom line with Ziqiao's?"

"besides……"

Nanfeng looked at the group of boys who had just returned with displeasure: "Didn't you five even say a word of welcome when you saw me come back?"

"Welcome, welcome."

"May you be happy and prosperous."

"In good health."

"His penis never droops."

May you have a son soon.

The sparse welcome from the five people made Nanfeng's face turn awkward.

The difference in how boys and girls are greeted is just too big!

And you two bastards, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, what kind of bizarre blessings are "May your golden spear never fall" and "May you have a son soon"!

"Oh, so what's the big deal about your trip being a little longer than expected?"

Ziqiao searched through the refrigerator in room 3601 for a long time but couldn't find anything. He could only nibble on a cucumber while pretending to be profound and saying, "No matter how high a kite flies, as long as the string is broken, it will come back sooner or later."

Instead of feigning an excited welcome, perhaps...

He reached out to Nanfeng and asked, "Did you bring us any gifts when you came back?"

"Get lost!" Nanfeng laughed and cursed.

"Okay."

Ziqiao said, preparing to get up and leave: "You guys chat first, I'll go check if there's any food in the fridge in 3602. I'm starving after carrying things around all day."

"I'm starving too, Ziqiao, give me a hand, let's go together." Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Ziqiao's clothes and struggled to get up.

So the two of them left 3601 supporting each other, and Nanfeng even overheard their whispers.

"Professor Zeng, were you interested in that female graduate student just now?"

"If you've taken a liking to her, then I won't ask her out anymore, but you'll have to remember to owe me a favor."

"Whether I'm interested or not isn't important; the important thing is that she didn't give me her contact information," Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

"Seriously, man!"

Ziqiao's exclamation echoed throughout 3601: "She didn't give you her contact information and you stupidly helped her move her luggage? Are you out of your mind?!"

Everyone immediately stretched out their ears to eavesdrop.

Zeng Xiaoxian replied matter-of-factly, "But she said I'm a good man."

"Depend on!"

Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder with exasperation: "Teacher Zeng, since you're so clueless, why don't you collect a few more 'good guy' cards? Maybe God will bless you after you collect two hundred and fifty..."

"May I find a girlfriend like Lin Chi-ling?"

"May you never be a fool who only knows how to accept friend cards from girls in your next life!" Ziqiao shouted through gritted teeth.

Apart from the exhausted Guan Gu, Zhang Wei, and Zhan Bo, everyone else couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Wan Yu looked at Zhan Bo, who was leaning back on the sofa pretending to be asleep, and then handed him a sofa pillow: "By the way, Zhan Bo, weren't you guys going to help Zhang Wei move his luggage?"

"Why are only people coming up? Where's the luggage?"

Zhanbo sighed and said, "That's because Zhang Wei had so much luggage. The five of us drove four cars there, and they were all packed to the brim."

"Everyone is exhausted. We really can't carry all of Zhang Wei's luggage to room 3604 in one go. Let us rest for a bit."

"All four vehicles are fully loaded?!"

Curry Sauce looked at Zhang Wei in surprise: "Uncle Zhang Wei, do you have a lot of luggage?"

Yu Mo, who also had moving experience, said without hesitation, "Zhang Wei must not be able to bear throwing away any of his things in the dormitory, which is why he has accumulated so much luggage."

Zhang Wei smiled smugly: "I'm just being thrifty and hardworking."

"Zhang Wei is indeed quite thrifty and good at managing the household."

Zhanbo nodded: "This morning I accompanied Zhang Wei to visit all the dormitories of the third-year graduate students in the building. Those students who are about to move out or are about to move out have prepared a bunch of things they don't want for him."

"Including unused toilet paper, half-used laundry detergent, shower gel, shampoo, and discarded lamps, cushions, and hair dryers that people think are too ugly..."

"Putting everything else aside, I reckon Zhang Wei won't need to buy toilet paper or laundry detergent for the entire year."

Upon hearing this, everyone unanimously gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

So it turns out that being thrifty and managing a household well is actually about being diligent and careful with household chores.

But this is fine too, since it's something that other people don't want anyway, it can help ease Zhang Wei's financial burden.

It was tough on Guan Gu and Zhan Bo who helped with the moving.

Let's not talk about this anymore.

Zhang Wei stood up and said with a pained expression, "Today is my first day moving into Love Apartment. I'll treat everyone to lunch as a way of thanking you all for taking care of me."

Apart from Youyou, who wasn't familiar with Zhang Wei, the others almost jumped up from the sofa.

Zhang Wei actually treats people to dinner?

To see a miser pluck his own feathers in his lifetime is truly a miracle.

"Zhang Wei is treating, so we definitely have to show our support."

Meijia blinked her big, watery eyes and asked, "What are you going to treat us to? It's not spicy hot pot, is it?"

"Of course not."

Zhang Wei said generously, "I'll treat you to a buffet lunch for 19.9 yuan per person, and I guarantee you can all eat your fill."

There was an eerie silence for a moment, then everyone erupted in jubilant cheers.

"Then what are we waiting for?"

The leader, Hu Yifei, waved her hand and gave the order: "Let's quickly wash our faces and change our clothes. We're going to teach that boss who makes the boxed lunch buffet a lesson later."

"Okay." Immediately, the six women ran to the bathrooms in their respective suites to wash their faces.

Seeing the women disperse, Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought everyone wouldn't like a 19.9 yuan per person buffet lunch."

Nanfeng laughed and said, "For us, as long as someone is treating us, it doesn't matter what they treat us to... except for Yifei's innovative dishes, that stuff is really not fit for human consumption."

"Oh, right."

He reached out his hand to Zhang Wei and said, "Welcome to Love Apartment."

Zhang Wei grasped Nanfeng's hand, his voice filled with emotion: "I have a feeling that moving into Love Apartment might be the best thing I've ever done in my life."

Just as the two were smiling at each other, Yu Mo and You You's loud shouts came from 3604.

"ah!!!"

Nanfeng frowned and covered his ears.

Zhanbo and Guangu, who were resting on the sofa, rushed over, followed closely by Nanfeng and Zhang Wei.

When the four of them arrived at 3604, Youyou had calmed down, but Yumo was still pointing at the "black cement" in a stainless steel basin on the table and screaming wildly.

"Yu Mo, it can't be that bad."

Ziqiao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "There's nothing to eat in room 3602. Teacher Zeng and I were so hungry that we came to your and Aunt's suite to find something to eat."

"You've never cooked before, so we probably assumed everything in the fridge was from my aunt."

Ziqiao licked his lips and said with lingering satisfaction, "I must say, this cement-like paste you made actually tastes pretty good."

"Don't you think so, Teacher Zeng?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was still eating cement with his head down, too busy to say anything. He just gave Yu Mo a thumbs up and made a few unintelligible sounds.

"Lu Ziqiao! And you, Teacher Zeng!"

Yu Mo was at a loss for words when it came to what to say about these two.

This is her egg white face mask. Is this stuff edible?

what……

Seeing that Zi Qiao and Zeng Xiao Xian were still enjoying their food, while the other was engrossed in eating, Yu Mo really couldn't be sure whether the face mask was safe to eat or not.

At least judging from the way they both ate, it seemed to taste pretty good?

Yu Mo subconsciously licked her lips.

Ziqiao was still begging for mercy: "Yumo, how about this? If you made this 'cement' yourself, I'll make two portions to compensate you."

"If you paid for it, Teacher Zeng will pay for you to buy two."

"Now you can forgive us, right?"

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up blankly: "Why is it always me who's involved when it comes to spending money?"

Ziqiao shrugged: "Do you think I'm rich?"

"Too……"

So Zeng Xiaoxian buried his head in his food again. He had done so much physical labor today and was really starving.

And this "cement" is really delicious!!!

"It's not a matter of whether you compensate or not," Yu Mo said helplessly. "Could you please check with the owner next time you want to eat something to make sure it's safe to eat?"

"what?"

The two looked completely bewildered.

At this moment, Yifei, Wanyu, Meijia, and Curry Sauce rushed over without even washing their faces.

"What's going on?"

Yifei peeked out and saw that half of the remaining face mask was empty, and there was a clear "cement" mark around Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao's mouths.

"Oh my god."

Yifei clutched her forehead in anguish: "Are you all reincarnated starving ghosts? You actually eat this stuff?!"

Curry Sauce exclaimed in surprise, "How could you two eat Sister Yu Mo's egg white face mask?!"

Ziqiao was taken aback: "Egg whites?"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed, "Face mask!!!"

"yes."

Wanyu pointed to their faces: "Didn't you realize before you ate this that it looked exactly like the face masks we wear?"

Ziqiao cried out with a long face, "But we were so tired and hungry that we didn't notice at all."

"Then you guys are just unlucky~" Meijia said gloatingly.

Yu Mo sighed, "My egg white mask is for removing dead skin. I was originally planning to let you guys try the rest of the mask, but I didn't expect you to eat it."

"In fact, they did try it, but they only tried it with their mouths."

Nanfeng chuckled and complained, "And it's obvious that once they start, they just can't stop."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately began to gag into the trash can.

Ziqiao's face was frozen. Clinging to his last hope, he asked, "So this face mask... is it edible?"

"That's a question you should be asking."

Before Yu Mo could reply, Mei Jia sarcastically remarked, "If you don't experience any unusual symptoms within three days of consuming this mask, then you can eat it."

"vomit……"

Even Ziqiao started gagging.

Yifei nudged Yumo: "What should we do with the remaining egg white face mask? It would be such a waste to throw it away."

Yu Mo glanced disdainfully at the two spoons stuck in the face mask: "These face masks are probably already covered in their saliva. We can't possibly put the rest of the masks on our faces, can we?"

The women quickly waved their hands in refusal, clearly unwilling to have their faces covered in face masks smeared with Zi Qiao and Zeng Xiao Xian's saliva.

"Then we can only leave it for them to continue eating."

Yu Mo shrugged: "Anyway, this egg white mask is all-natural and has no additives, so it's definitely safe to eat."

"We refuse!"

Xiaoxian and Ziqiao answered with unusual firmness; they were definitely unwilling to eat this "cement" again until they overcame their psychological barrier to eating noodles.

"In that case, there's only one way left if we don't want to waste the face mask."

Nanfeng, with a mischievous grin, suggested, "Since no one wants to use the face masks that are covered in their saliva, and Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng don't want to eat them either... let them use the rest of the face masks themselves."

The women's eyes lit up at his words.

Yeah, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian probably wouldn't mind having their saliva on their faces, right?

Forget it, it's more important not to waste things than whether they mind or not.

The women then surrounded the two men with mischievous grins on their faces.

Youyou pulled a wad of face mask out of the basin and grinned maliciously, mimicking the tone of a spy: "Teacher Zeng, nephew, don't blame us, wasting things is shameful."

"And this egg white face mask is really good stuff, you guys should definitely enjoy it!"

She let out a strange, chuckling laugh, clearly very much in character.

Ziqiao was still thinking of pulling Teacher Zeng away to escape, but the two of them were held down by Meijia and Yifei.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't move his buttocks at all under Yifei's suppression, but Meijia's strength was obviously no match for Ziqiao.

Seeing that the "cement" in Youyou's hand, which was covered in his and Teacher Zeng's saliva, was about to be smeared on his face, Ziqiao decided to go all the way.

He stood up abruptly, scooped the face masks out of the basin with both hands, and quickly applied them to Youyou and Meijia's faces before running away.

"what!"

Youyou and Meijia were immediately enraged.

"Lu Ziqiao!!!"

Meijia grabbed a handful of face masks and gave the order: "Sisters, follow me! Grab this Lu Ziqiao!!!"

As she spoke, she and Youyou rushed ahead to chase after Ziqiao.

Seeing this, Wanyu and Curry Sauce quickly covered their hands with face masks and went to support their good friend.

"That works too."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out and grabbed a wad of face mask, turning his head to smear it on Yifei's face behind him.

But when he saw Yifei's gentle and charming eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately cowered.

If he actually reached out and smeared it on Yifei's face, he'd probably be dead before his fingers even touched her.

So Zeng Xiaoxian could only smile awkwardly and say, "I don't want to trouble you, I'll do it myself."

He then looked humiliated and on the verge of tears, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and smeared the face mask onto his face.

"Hmm, good girl."

Hu Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian's head, and then she took out a face mask from the basin and put it in Xiaoxian's hand: "Your face is too rough, so you should apply more."

"Otherwise, if you try to curry favor with a beautiful graduate student again, she'll just give you a friend card again, which would be so pathetic."

"Hehe...no need, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian's aggrieved tears were almost flowing.

"Hurry up and apply it!"

Yifei lowered her voice and said expressionlessly.

"Okay, I'll apply it..."

Zeng Xiaoxian could only continue applying the face mask to his face.

I must say, this face mask is really good; it feels cool and refreshing when you apply it.

Just the thought that there might be some of Zi Qiao's saliva in there made Zeng Xiaoxian shudder.

While Xiaoxian was "willingly" applying a face mask, Ziqiao was still being "chased" by four women.

He originally wanted to run out of 3604, but Nanfeng, that sly guy, directly called Zhanbo and Zhang Wei to close the suite door and the balcony door.

"Nanfeng, you bastard! You screwed me over on your very first day back!!!"

While Ziqiao gritted his teeth and cursed Nanfeng, he could only try to avoid being surrounded and intercepted by Meijia, Youyou, Wanyu and Curry Sauce in the living room.

Nanfeng watched as Ziqiao was chased and jumped around by four girls, his face full of amusement.

Unexpectedly, someone smeared a face mask all over his face.

Yu Mo winked playfully at Nan Feng: "You look cuter like this."

[Damn South Wind!]

You went on a solo trip for two months without a single phone call or text message.

[He finally came back, but didn't even say a word to me, and he had the nerve to laugh!]

[I'll smear this all over your face!]

"Qin Yumo!"

Nanfeng, who is always petty and vengeful, was pranked for no reason, so naturally he would not let Yumo off so easily.

So Nanfeng pulled out a face mask and chased after Yu Mo aggressively.

Ziqiao and the four girls, including Meijia, were fighting in the living room, while Nanfeng chased Yumo all the way to the bedroom area.

Yu Mo fled into her bedroom. Just as she was about to close the door to stop Nan Feng from pursuing her, Nan Feng used his shoulder to firmly block the door.

The two were thus locked in a stalemate.

Actually, the word "stalemate" is not quite accurate. If Nanfeng hadn't been afraid that he might hurt Yumo behind the door if he exerted too much force, he would have rushed in long ago.

Yu Mo knew that Nan Feng's strength was not as small as hers, a girl. She peeked out from behind the door and said coquettishly, "Nan Feng, I was wrong."

"I was just joking with you, don't take it to heart, you're a grown man."

"A good man doesn't fight with a woman, don't you know that?"

Nanfeng, like a stubborn child, said defiantly, "If you want to find a good man, go find Teacher Zeng. Anyway, I've never said I'm a good man."

"I advise you to give up resisting, otherwise I will have to use force."

"No, I don't want to get Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao's saliva all over my face!"

Seeing that Yu Mo was unwilling to give up the fight, Nan Feng did not dare to exert his strength rashly.

So he stretched out his clean right hand through the crack in the door and gently tickled Yu Mo's waist.

"Ha ha……"

Yu Mo, who was ticklish, instinctively shrank back because of Nan Feng's sudden sneak attack. By the time she realized what was happening, Nan Feng had already squeezed into the bedroom through the crack in the door.

"Now let's see where you can run to!"

Nanfeng grinned maliciously and stretched out his left hand, which was covered in face masks, clearly intending to retaliate in kind.

He thought Yu Mo would back down in fear, but instead, Yu Mo advanced.

She took a step forward, then stood on tiptoe and wrapped her arms around Nanfeng's neck.

Nanfeng froze on the spot.

"You know perfectly well that I'm ticklish, but you're cheating."

Yu Mo whispered softly in Nan Feng's ear, and Nan Feng could even feel her breath gently caressing the downy hairs on her ear.

"Little rascal."

She spoke softly, each word seemingly circling and echoing in Nanfeng's heart.

At that moment, Nanfeng had only one thing on his mind.

Am I cheating?

Can anyone be fair and say whether we're being unreasonable or not in this situation?

I only used a basic attack, but she immediately unleashed her ultimate skill!!!

Just as Nanfeng was regaining control of his body, Yumo quickly wiped her face mask-covered hand on his neck, then bypassed the stiff-bodied Nanfeng and rushed out of the house.

By the time Nanfeng realized what was happening and rushed out, Yu Mo had already hidden inside Youyou's room and locked the door.

Boom boom boom!

Yu Mo knocked on the door three times, then said smugly, "Little rascal, you'd better study harder."

[You'll need to improve your skills to compete with your older sister!]

"Qin! Yu! Mo!"

Nanfeng said, both amused and exasperated, "You..."

"You big scoundrel!"

I'm coming

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