Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 305 "Your Moon, My Heart" Episode 600

Ziqiao ultimately couldn't escape the pursuit of Meijia and the others, and was finally pinned down on the sofa with an egg white face mask applied all over his face.

The face masks in the basin weren't wasted this time, but the entire living room of 3604 was ruined by Youyou and Ziqiao.

The group tidied up the living room briefly before washing their faces and changing clothes, preparing to have lunch together.

While the boxed lunch buffet certainly couldn't compare to Xiao Nan Guo, the taste was still pretty good, and the portions were generous and filling, so everyone was very satisfied with their meal.

In particular, Zhang Wei went to the trouble of buying everyone a bottle of Coke, which was truly a rare and precious thing.

After lunch, everyone returned to the apartment. Together, they carried Zhang Wei and Nan Feng's luggage upstairs and helped clean up the messy 3604 and the dusty 3603.

Thus, a seed named Zhang Wei took root in the soil of Love Apartment, and Nanfeng, the kite that had been drifting outside for almost two months, finally returned home.

……

Sunny Day Bar.

This morning, with nothing else to do, the group gathered at the bar to drink and chat.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who should have been sleeping in his bedroom, swaggered in, full of confidence: "I knew you guys were at the bar."

Wan Yu, sitting at the bar, greeted Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you look great today."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked smug and plopped down on the bar sofa, saying, "That's right, today is the 600th episode of my show."

Guan Gu quickly congratulated him, "Really? Congratulations!"

Yifei then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian teasingly: "So, are you planning to retire early after achieving your goals?"

"Why retire? I'm going to fight to the very end."

"And Lisa said there will be a mystery guest on my show tonight, it's going to be really exciting!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle and said with a sigh, "Six hundred episodes is a long and arduous journey, so I would like to express my special thanks to all the friends who have helped and supported me on tonight's show."

"You all have to listen!"

Hearing the commotion, Nanfeng and Zhang Wei walked over from the billiards area, accompanied by Youyou, Meijia, and Curry Sauce, who were watching the game.

As Yu Mo sat at the bar, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu also came over, and all twelve tenants of the sixth-floor headquarters gathered in the bar's large sofa area.

Nanfeng leaned against the sofa and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, you also fooled us like this during the 500th episode last time."

"As a result, a few of us foolishly listened to 'Your Moon, My Heart' for several hours in the early morning, and in the end, all we heard was you saying that you wanted to thank a special friend."

Nanfeng deliberately emphasized the word "one," then rolled his eyes: "Great hero, aren't you going to count how many of us there were?"

"It was an accident, it was purely an accident, it was all because I was too nervous at the time."

Zeng Xiaoxian confidently assured him, "This time, this time I will definitely remember all eleven of you."

"Let's forget about it."

Meijia said with lingering fear, "Teacher Zeng, it's not that we don't want to support you."

"But 'Your Moon, My Heart' airs very late, not to mention your show is extremely sleep-inducing."

"On the night of the 500th episode, all of us listened to your program so much that we couldn't even keep our eyes open."

"After barely making it to the end of the show, everyone just lay down on the sofa in room 3601 and fell asleep."

"As a result, everyone caught a bad cold the next day. Guan Gu and I even had fevers and had to get several injections to get better."

Guan Gu sighed as he recalled those days of fever: "Those few days of fever almost made me miss the deadline for submitting my manuscript."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked a little embarrassed; he hadn't expected that listening to a radio program would cause everyone to catch a cold.

"Last time was an accident..."

He said weakly, "If all else fails, you can listen to my program wrapped in a blanket."

Zhanbo still doesn't really like listening to "Your Moon, My Heart": "Teacher Zeng, I don't think the 600th episode is a particularly memorable day compared to the 500th episode."

"How about next time?"

"Shall we listen to your show together again next time, on episode 1024?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "Issue 1024? How come there are 24 more issues?"

Wan Yu explained, "This is a special algorithm used by programmers; in their eyes, 1024 is considered an integer."

Yifei waved her hand impatiently: "Wanyu, what are you explaining to him? Zeng Xiaoxian is a complete computer idiot. He can only get antivirus and disk space cleaned up by me when I have time."

"Alright, six hundred episodes isn't a big deal, everyone can go home."

Seeing that everyone was about to scatter, Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously, "No, please trust me one more time. I promise you that this show is really different."

"My show will air three hours earlier this time, which is the first time in my life I've ever had a prime-time slot."

He clasped his hands together and said pitifully, "Tonight, even the station leaders will be listening to 'Your Moon, My Heart.' You can't be so disrespectful to me, can you?"

"Three hours earlier?"

The group exchanged glances, their eyes filled with thoughtful consideration.

If you go three hours earlier, it probably won't be as helpful for sleeping.

Or... should we just give him that face?

"Lisa specifically told me to perform well on this show... I feel very reassured knowing that you all are supporting me behind the scenes."

Upon hearing this, everyone's expressions changed.

Nanfeng spoke first, saying, "If that's the case, why don't we do you the honor?"

After thinking for a moment, everyone nodded in agreement.

Only Yi Fei huffed arrogantly, "I don't want to. I swore last time during episode 500 that I would never listen to this stupid show with you guys again."

"Hahaha..." Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh out loud.

That's right, Yifei did swear she would never listen to that stupid show with everyone again.

So every night she would secretly hide away and listen alone.

That's very reasonable, absolutely reasonable.

As expected of Hu Yifei, who keeps her promises and is a woman of her word!

Seeing everyone looking at him with curiosity, Nanfeng, who was laughing heartily, could only say casually, "I remembered something happy."

Yifei, completely unaware of what was wrong, asked, "What's so exciting?"

"My wife gave birth to... pshaw."

Nanfeng said, "In short, it's a happy thing."

"All right."

Yifei snorted: "Although I don't have much to do tonight and am quite free, and I don't really want to go out, you can listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's show yourselves, I'm not listening."

Yu Mo chuckled at this.

I can see that Yifei still really wants to support Teacher Zeng.

She was reluctant to simply agree because of what she had said in front of others.

Yifei's haughty demeanor seemed to say, "You lot, just give me a way out!"

Yifei looked at Yumo: "What are you laughing at again?"

"I also remembered something happy."

"oh."

Seeing Yifei's haughty refusal, Zeng Xiaoxian guessed what she was thinking.

So he rubbed his hands together, a sly grin on his face, and tried to squeeze next to Yifei.

Yu Mo, who was sitting next to Yi Fei, wisely gave up her seat for Teacher Zeng.

"Yifei, little Feifei, Feifeifeifei..."

"Eek..." Everyone exclaimed in unison.

Even though everyone present had heard Zeng Xiaoxian use such a greasy way to address Yifei many times, they still couldn't help but feel disgusted.

[Teacher Zeng, I'm so sorry.]

It's not that we dislike you, it's just that your talent for being disgusting is unparalleled.

When Yifei heard Zeng Xiaoxian call her name, she showed an extremely disgusted look, but judging from the slightly upturned corners of her mouth, she seemed to enjoy it quite a bit.

She is such a contradictory woman.

Although Yifei vowed never to listen to that stupid show with everyone again, she eventually couldn't resist Zeng Xiaoxian's repeated invitations.

In the end, Fei had no choice but to "reluctantly" agree to Zeng Xiaoxian's request.

"Alright, alright, I'll make an exception this time."

"Just this once, and don't let it happen again!"

"Yes, yes, yes," Zeng Xiaoxian agreed repeatedly.

Ziqiao couldn't help but laugh out loud.

From Ziqiao's perspective, a girl saying "This is the only time, and it will never happen again" is just as unconvincing as a boy saying "I'll only touch you, I'll never do anything inappropriate."

I guess everyone here only knows the nonsense that Xin Yifei said at the exhibition.

Yifei was exasperated: "Lu Ziqiao, what are you laughing at again?"

"I also remembered..."

Ziqiao was interrupted by Youyou halfway through his sentence: "Things shouldn't happen more than three times, my dear nephew."

"oh!"

Ziqiao quickly changed his reason: "I did it to make Teacher Zeng happy."

He said grandly, "Today is a good day. To celebrate Teacher Zeng's 600th episode, I have decided to hold a dinner party."

"Let us all celebrate this momentous occasion together."

Ziqiao nudged Yifei: "Yifei, let's invite Xiaobo out too."

Xiao Bo was Yi Fei and Yu Mo's high school classmate. The three old classmates ran into each other just now, and Zi Qiao was immediately attracted to this big-haired guy named Xiao Bo.

Unfortunately, Yifei and Yumo treated him like a thief, which was really not being a good friend.

Yifei smiled smugly: "I knew you had this trick up your sleeve."

"No need, I have bad news and a..."

"Good news!"

"Even worse news!"

Yifei said proudly, "Xiaobo doesn't like to go out at night, and besides... he already has a baby."

Ziqiao was taken aback: "Didn't you say that Xiaobo was single?"

Yu Mo suppressed a laugh and said, "Yi Fei didn't mean a baby that can be called 'honey,' she meant a baby that can be called 'baby.'"

"What?"

Ziqiao screamed, "She's got a baby!"

"yes."

Yifei replied, "She said she's been divorced for three years and her child is already six months old."

"ah?!!"

Everyone was shocked.

Deep down, everyone is calculating the costs and benefits of this situation.

Why can't we solve this problem?

Ziqiao quickly waved his hand: "Never mind then, I'm not interested in single mothers. You wish her a speedy delivery of a baby for me."

Nanfeng immediately laughed: "You even want her to have a son soon?"

"That's true, then I wish her to give birth to a daughter soon, so that she can have a son and a daughter."

Nanfeng looked embarrassed.

This isn't a gender issue at all!

"marvelous!"

After receiving a phone call, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly jumped back onto the sofa, excitedly saying, "I just asked Lisa, and tonight's guest is a beautiful and famous reporter!"

Everyone was struck dumb upon hearing this.

Zhang Wei raised an eyebrow in slight surprise: "A beautiful woman?"

"A famous courtesan?!"

Nanfeng, Meijia, and Curry Sauce exclaimed in surprise at the same time.

I'm coming

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