Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 313 South Wind's Provocation

"south wind."

3603, Yifei peeked in cautiously, sneaking through the front door.

What are you doing?

Sitting on the swing chair on the balcony, Nanfeng turned to look at the furtive Yifei: "Why don't you just come in openly? It makes us look like we're doing something wrong."

Yifei paused for a moment, then said, "Yes."

So she sat down on the swing and whistled towards the south wind: "Handsome, wanna go on a date for Valentine's Day next year?"

Nanfeng was utterly speechless: "So this is what you did all this time. You just failed to get Ziqiao to be your backup at the bar, and now you're here to ruin my life?"

"How can this be called a scourge?"

Yifei said matter-of-factly, "Anyway, no one's asking us out on Valentine's Day. Rather than losing face, we might as well team up."

"don't want."

Nanfeng refused cleanly and decisively: "What's so shameful about not having a date on Valentine's Day?"

He rolled his eyes at Fei: "If you have to go on a date on Valentine's Day, then do you want to become a child again on Children's Day?"

"Are you going to... for Qingming Festival?"

"Stop!"

Yifei quickly interrupted Nanfeng, snorting, "If you don't want to, fine. I'll just ask Guangu when he gets back."

"Excuse me."

Nanfeng chuckled and said, "Guan Gu and Zi Qiao have also been reserved by Mei Jia. And it's not just Guan Gu and Zi Qiao, Zhan Bo and Zhang Wei have also been reserved by her."

"To be more precise, Mika made appointments with almost all the male friends she knew in the apartment."

"What?!"

She was furious: "How could she act so quickly, and leave me none!"

[In her inner world, Mika looked at her wall full of backup boyfriends and couldn't help but burst into laughter.]

With so many spare tires, I'm not afraid to drive a truck anymore!

"Nonsense, this terrible idea is basically just asking for backup options. You either don't ask for backup options at all, or if you do, the more the merrier."

Nanfeng glanced at Fei sideways: "Don't tell me you don't have this thought in your heart."

Yifei smiled guiltily, then continued to mutter curses under her breath for Meijia's inhumanity.

"Given that your social circles in the apartment overlap significantly, if she rejects Mika, she will most likely reject you as well, so you now only have two choices."

Nanfeng held up two fingers: "The first one is the gatekeeper, Grandpa Zhang."

"I'll definitely go with the second one!" Yifei said confidently.

"The second one is Teacher Zeng. He was asked to leave by Laura yesterday, so Meijia probably hasn't had a chance to ask him out yet."

Yifei nodded emphatically: "It seems that Grandpa Zhang still retains his charm; he's quite a sight to behold."

"You learned this idiom from Guan Gu, didn't you?"

Nanfeng reminded her, "Also, Meijia has it tough too, so don't try to steal her backup plan."

"If you can't find it in the apartment, you can always look for it at the school."

"There are so many excellent male teachers, male PhDs, and male master's degree holders in the school. If all else fails, you can find a male college student."

"I don't want to."

Yifei tossed her long hair and said, "I'm a heartthrob at school. If word gets out that I'm dating someone else for next Valentine's Day, how will I ever face anyone again?"

"Then you should go find the gatekeeper, Uncle Zhang."

Nanfeng chuckled and teased, "If Teacher Zeng knew he was still inferior to Grandpa Zhang, he would be so angry he'd vomit blood."

"Pshaw, he's no match for Grandpa Zhang at all."

"At least Grandpa Zhang is still a man. Look at Zeng Xiaoxian these past few days, he's hardly acted like a human being."

Yifei's eyes were full of disdain and disgust whenever Zeng Xiaoxian was mentioned. It was clear that Zeng Xiaoxian's behavior these past two days had greatly disappointed and disgusted her.

"He's just a purebred green turtle now, and his shell is soft; he has absolutely no backbone."

"It's not his fault. He's just sick. Guan Gu and the others have already taken Teacher Zeng to see a psychologist."

"snort."

Yifei said angrily, "He's just sick, he's not being mentally controlled."

"Given his current state, I don't believe it if you say it's all caused by mental illness."

The south wind nodded.

Although Teacher Zeng's psychological problems are not minor, they are not so severe that she cannot control what she is doing.

The reason he fell into Laura's spell was not only due to psychological factors, but also because of Zeng Xiaoxian's own personality.

Cowardice, hesitation, a tendency to be passive, a love of pleasure, an obsession with saving face, and a touch of cheeky rebellion... mental illness simply amplified his character flaws.

All of this stems from his eight-year relationship with Laura; those three thousand and seventy-four days of memories and emotions cannot be simply let go.

In particular, Teacher Zeng himself is a man who can't let go of things.

"Yifei, why don't you two have a good talk when Teacher Zeng comes back?"

"Talk? What could we possibly have to talk about?"

Yifei scoffed, "You're not going to make me go and talk to Zeng Xiaoxian about his love-hate relationship with Laura, are you?"

"It's just simple talk therapy, listening to him vent and complain."

She refused again: "Isn't there a psychologist for talk therapy? They're professionals."

"No matter how professional a psychologist is, they are still just a doctor, not a friend."

Nanfeng said, "Humans are such pretentious creatures; the same sentence spoken by different people will have different effects."

"Sometimes, a therapist's long talk is not as effective as the right person saying the right thing."

He smiled at Yifei: "I've decided on you, Yifei. Only you can handle this kind of beautiful woman saving a bear scene."

"You wouldn't want him to be so delirious from his illness that he'd be captured by that Laura, would you?"

Nanfeng clasped her hands in a fist and said, "Heroine, saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-story pagoda."

Yifei firmly refused: "I don't want to. I have no interest in having a heart-to-heart talk with a green-haired turtle."

"Besides, I think illnesses can be cured, but despicable people are beyond help."

"Who knows, even after he's cured, he might still act like a jerk and get all entangled with Laura. Wouldn't all of this make us look like clowns then?"

She crossed her legs and said arrogantly and disdainfully, "Zeng Xiaoxian is already shameless to the core, so don't waste my thousand-year-old ginseng."

Nanfeng sighed almost inaudibly.

One is obsessed with saving face, and the other is stubbornly arrogant. Having these two is like having the worst luck in my past life.

"Yifei, this isn't like you at all."

Nanfeng chuckled and teased, "Aren't you usually the most loyal person? Why don't you even want to help Teacher Zeng now that he's in trouble?"

Yifei's eyes flickered: "I... I just can't stand Zeng Xiaoxian's self-degradation."

"Come on, people may be decadent or sick, but that's one thing."

"I'm not asking you to help break up Teacher Zeng and Laura, that lovesick couple. I just want you to keep Teacher Zeng company and have a heart-to-heart talk."

Nanfeng pondered for a moment, then suddenly realized and said, "I know, you must be...."

A flicker of panic crossed Yifei's eyes: "No, I didn't..."

"Are you jealous of Laura, and afraid that when Teacher Zeng talks to you, he'll only talk about Laura, and that will make you feel ashamed?"

Yifei was stunned for a moment, then frowned and pointed at herself: "Me, jealous of her?!"

"That's hilarious! What do I have to be jealous of her for!"

She was so angry at Nanfeng's words that she jumped up and down: "I feel disgusted just looking at her, this female playboy, and I feel like throwing up just hearing her name!"

"You dare to claim you're inferior? Bah!"

"Actually, there's nothing shameful about being jealous of Laura. She's beautiful, gentle, intelligent, and charming."

"And Laura is the same age as you, yet she's already a renowned journalist who won the Pulitzer Prize and a featured writer for the National Geographic International section. In terms of her career, she's far ahead of you."

Nanfeng joked with a smile, "Most importantly, Laura never worries about not having a date next Valentine's Day."

"Depend on!"

Yifei glared at Nanfeng fiercely: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking."

"Let me tell you, reverse psychology won't work on me. I'm definitely not going to have a heart-to-heart talk with Zeng Xiaoxian."

"Whatever."

Nanfeng winked at Yifei: "But you shouldn't call Teacher Zeng a coward anymore, because in my eyes you two are pretty much the same."

"Teacher Zeng didn't dare to ask you for an answer two months ago, and now you don't dare to have a heart-to-heart talk with him either. You two are really two of a kind."

"you!"

Yifei retorted angrily, "Say whatever you want, your provocation won't work on me!"

As she spoke, she turned and left 3603, but she turned back halfway and shouted.

"Provocation won't work on me!"

"snort!"

Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh out loud; he felt that this provocation was surprisingly effective.

After Yifei left, Nanfeng remained seated on the swing, lost in thought.

Suddenly he looked to the side where there was no one.

"Why are there so many people with mental health issues around us?"

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