Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 312 Psychotherapy

"Teacher Zeng! Teacher Zeng!"

Everyone rushed forward to try to resuscitate Zeng Xiaoxian, who had gone into shock. In the end, it was Yifei who managed to wake him up by pressing his acupoints.

Before even opening his eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian, still trying to save face, said, "I'm fine, I'm fine."

He waved to the concerned crowd and smiled, "I'm fine. What you're saying is all in the past. The past is the past."

"Life is in the present tense, and it's in the future tense!"

"You call yourself okay in your current state?"

Yifei was both angry and disappointed: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I've never seen such a despicable person as you. How dare you continue to date a woman like that?"

Xiaoxian said casually, "I also found it hard to accept at first, but after thinking about it, it's not a big deal. Being with her is all benefits and no harm."

Hu Yifei wanted nothing more than to flick him on the spot: "Have you lost your mind?"

"Lola is no ordinary woman to me!"

"Yeah, how could an average woman have dated a hundred men?"

Hu Yifei sneered sarcastically, "By the way, these 110 men are her record in less than two years. Who knows how many men she cheated on during the eight years she was really dating you."

"Do you think you can stop her from killing a thousand men?"

She pointed at Ziqiao and said, "Rather than believing that Laura has changed her mind for you, I'd rather believe that Ziqiao has turned over a new leaf."

"At least Ziqiao still has some respect for marriage. No matter how outrageous he is, he only has countless girlfriends and one-night stands. There is no such thing as a damn fiancée or ex-wife."

"yes."

When Yifei used Ziqiao as a comparison, he was not angry but pleased: "It seems that compared to Laura, I am quite human."

He encouraged Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "Teacher Zeng, I support you."

"You'd better become one in a thousand of Laura, so I won't be the worst person in the apartment."

"Lu Ziqiao, even you're being sarcastic towards me!"

Xiaoxian said, quite annoyed, "Besides, I never intended for Laura to change her mind for me."

Yifei became even more furious upon hearing this: "Then why did you go on a date with her? Have you lost your mind?!"

"What I mean is, anyway, she's back, so we can chat, go on dates, and have fun."

"The most important thing is that I don't have to take any responsibility."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian had said such shameless things, Yifei rolled her eyes at him and completely gave up on the idea of ​​pulling this jerk out of his misery.

People who willingly degenerate are beyond redemption.

Yifei originally thought she would get angry and beat him up, but now she felt that hitting him would be dirtying her hands.

Seeing that everyone was shocked by his statement, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to find an ally: "Ziqiao, you understand, right?"

Ziqiao nodded.

"Guan Gu, what about you?"

At this moment, Guan Gu was still going on about Laura's romantic history: "Oh, I see, that Palestinian guerrilla and William aren't the same person!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stubbornly replied, "In short, this is every man's dream."

Yu Mo said with a dark face, "Teacher Zeng, don't use the term 'scumbag' to describe all men."

She nudged Nanfeng: "Is this also your dream?"

Nanfeng simply said, "Responsibility and rights are corresponding; not having to take responsibility means you can't enjoy the rights behind that responsibility."

"Besides, I don't have such shallow dreams."

Yu Mo smiled smugly, then looked at Zhanbo and asked, "What do you think, Zhanbo?"

"Of course I don't have such a dream."

Meijia laughed and said to Teacher Zeng, "Apart from Ziqiao, everyone in the apartment has a very positive view of love. Don't try to convince us with this twisted logic."

Seeing that everyone disagreed with his choice, Zeng Xiaoxian got angry again: "Hey, what's wrong with you guys?"

"I've completely gotten back on my feet and can face it with equanimity. Shouldn't you be happy for me?"

Wanyu said with concern, "We're just worried that you'll fall in the same place twice."

"I'm not worried about whether he falls or not, I'm only worried about one thing."

Nanfeng stared intently at Zeng Xiaoxian, his tone questioning yet unwavering: "Teacher Zeng, do you have some hidden psychological issues or potential mental illness?"

"No……"

Zeng Xiaoxian managed to force a very weak smile: "I... I'm the host of a relationship advice show, I help people solve their relationship problems every day."

"How could I possibly have psychological problems!"

His eyes darted around, his movements were unnatural, and he kept repeating the same phrase: "No, I really didn't."

Now, without Nanfeng, the human lie detector, even speaking, everyone could tell that Zeng Xiaoxian was completely panicked at this moment.

"So Zeng Xiaoxian... are you really sick?"

Yifei had originally decided to let Zeng Xiaoxian fend for himself, but after learning that he was sick, she couldn't help but soften her heart.

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could answer, Nanfeng interrupted, "You saw how Teacher Zeng looked yesterday. Even if he's usually a coward, when would he ever be this scared?"

"Eyes glazed over, limbs weak, utterly bewildered, like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, perfect in every way..."

"Pooh!"

Nanfeng smiled sheepishly: "I just blurted it out. You can ignore the last two idioms."

He continued, "In short, those who know him understand that Laura cheated on him, while those who don't might think that Laura killed his whole family and is now coming to eliminate him completely."

Zeng Xiaoxian, embarrassed, asked, "Is it really that exaggerated?"

"Even more outrageous than this!"

Having witnessed Zeng Xiaoxian's flustered state yesterday, Yifei, Yumo, and Zhanbo all spoke in unison.

They also felt yesterday that Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction was indeed too much, but they didn't think about it in detail.

Later, Zeng Xiaoxian gave up on himself and ran off with Laura. They were furious and angry, so they had no chance to continue thinking about why he was acting so strangely.

Nanfeng continued his analysis: "Also, don't you guys think that Teacher Zeng was defeated by Laura way too quickly?"

The group exchanged glances and then nodded in unison.

Zeng Xiaoxian has always been a germaphobe, and judging from his vomiting and dizziness just now, everyone knows that Laura's ability to "walk on flat ground while chained together" still makes Zeng Xiaoxian feel very uncomfortable.

But after he vomited and fainted, he forgave Laura for all her mistakes as if nothing had happened, and even used the same scumbag mentality as Zi Qiao to justify it.

This is clearly extremely unusual for Zeng Xiaoxian, who claims to be a good man.

After all, although Zeng Xiaoxian is a bit of a jerk, his moral standards are still far superior to Ziqiao's.

"There's something particularly strange about him. If we support his relationship with Laura or remain silent, he'll actually spill the beans and hope we'll scold him."

"But when we express our opposition, he will find all sorts of reasons to prove that he is right."

"He is extremely contradictory, and I even want to call him schizophrenic."

On this point, however, others had a different opinion. Guan Gu raised his hand and said, "Maybe Teacher Zeng is just being a masochist and enjoys being scolded?"

The others readily agreed.

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Zeng Xiaoxian: "..."

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a dark face, "The person involved is still here. Can't you show me some respect?"

Then he squinted and grinned slyly, "Besides, I'm not that shameless~"

Everyone turned to look at Nanfeng.

【What do you think? 】

Nanfeng covered her face in embarrassment: "Okay, forget I said that."

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)

Is this friend even worth keeping?

"Now let's talk about one last thing."

Nanfeng pointed to an empty corner: "Teacher Zeng, what is there in that place?"

Why do you always glance in that direction before you speak?

Zeng Xiaoxian subconsciously looked in the direction Nanfeng was pointing. Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed in a sharp suit and exuding a sinister aura, was sitting in the seat that should have been empty.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, raised a glass of 1982 Lafite to Xiao Xian and said, "Your friend is very thoughtful and smart, but this makes you look rather stupid."

"Xian'er".

Zeng Xiaoxian pouted.

If he could beat this show-off guy, he would have done it himself long ago.

It's still the 1982 Lafite...

Let alone the 1982 vintage, I've never even tasted Lafite!

Seeing the obvious change in Zeng Xiaoxian's expression, Nanfeng smiled as expected: "As expected, there's something here. Could this also be your imaginary partner?"

"No way..."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly: "How could I possibly have such a thing as a fantasy partner?"

"Yeah?"

Nanfeng turned and summoned Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, have Mario go to that spot and give Teacher Zeng's fantasy partner a wrench."

"OK."

Then Guan Gu began to mutter incantations.

Nanfeng pointed and said in an extremely strange voice, "Go!"

"Don't joke around, how could that be..."

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, his eyes widened.

Then, a cartoon plumber appeared in the bar, wearing a red hat, blue overalls, and sporting a small mustache.

Then he grabbed a wrench as long as his arm and chased after Xiaoxian in the suit.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, cursed under his breath and, forgetting all about the 1982 Lafite on the table, began to flee in a disheveled state.

"This! How! Is! Possible!"

Zeng Xiaoxian watched the absurd chase unfold before him, his hair practically turning into a bird's nest from scratching.

Fantasy Partners can now be played online?

So what's next? Fantasy Partner Adventure?

This is outrageous!

He stared at Nanfeng in horror: "What have you done?"

"It's just a little psychological suggestion, but the fact that you fell for it proves that your hallucinations are no longer under your control."

Nanfeng made the final judgment: "Teacher Zeng, the most important thing you should do now is to see a psychologist."

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a long time before asking weakly, "Can I not go?"

Everyone shouted, "No!"

"It's not fair. Guan Gu has fantasy partners, and so does Zhang Wei. Why don't they have to see a psychologist?"

"By the way, Ziqiao once bragged to us that his fantasy partner is a sexy and passionate young woman."

"Even Nanfeng himself..."

Nanfeng jumped up from the sofa and covered Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth tightly: "You bastard, you're revealing my secrets, aren't you?!"

Everyone stared at Nanfeng in surprise.

Yu Mo's expression was strange. She suppressed a laugh and asked, "Nanfeng, you also have fantasy partners?"

"My fantasy partner is rather shy and usually doesn't go out to play."

Seeing that the secret could no longer be kept, Nanfeng simply retorted, "Besides, isn't it perfectly normal for a boy to have a fantasy partner?"

"Yeah?"

Meijia nudged Ziqiao: "Is your sexy, amorous young woman pretty?"

Ziqiao initially didn't want to answer, but Meijia wouldn't let go of his arm.

"With my top-notch aesthetic sense, how could you even ask whether someone is good-looking or not?"

Ziqiao looked at Meijia's face, a fleeting tenderness in his eyes: "Beautiful, of course beautiful."

"In my eyes, she is the most beautiful girl in the world."

"Wait a minute!"

Zhanbo looked shocked: "So, among the boys in the apartment... I'm the only one who doesn't have a fantasy partner!!!"

He grabbed Nanfeng's arm, his face pleading: "Nanfeng, what should I do to have a fantasy partner?"

"Do I need meditation? Or do I need Qigong?"

"We'll talk about that later. Right now, the most important thing is Teacher Zeng's matter."

Nanfeng broke free from Kai Zhanbo's pull and said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, in fact, everyone has some psychological problems to some extent."

"However, if these psychological problems do not cause you pain, then you don't need to see a psychologist."

"But if these psychological problems are causing you distress, you must seek professional treatment."

"Teacher Zeng, ask yourself honestly, are you in pain right now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian did not answer, but not answering was itself an answer.

"Enough with the small talk, we'll take you to see a psychologist this afternoon."

Nanfeng looked at Guangu, Meijia, and Wanyu: "We need to help take care of the baby this afternoon. Can the three of you take Teacher Zeng to the doctor?"

"No problem."

The three nodded, and Guan Gu patted his chest and said, "We will definitely escort Teacher Zeng to see a doctor."

"Um...is that really necessary?"

Clinging to his last shred of hope, Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Can we try talk therapy?"

What do you think?

Nanfeng said, "Although I'm not a professional, in my opinion, you need to take your medication."

"Is your judgment reliable?" Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself.

"Very reliable."

Nanfeng said calmly, "Because my father was even more seriously ill than you were back then."

Everyone was stunned.

"That's the decision."

Nanfeng asked Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, have you received any psychological treatment before? It would be best if you had a psychologist who is familiar with your condition."

"If not, I can recommend someone to you. His name is Jason, and he's very professional."

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to make a final stand, but Nanfeng impatiently called out, "Yifei!"

Yes, yes, yes!

Seeing Yifei moving her wrists and preparing to walk over, Zeng Xiaoxian, who preferred to be passive, finally accepted his fate of having to see a psychologist.

"...I previously received psychological therapy from a doctor named Ouyang."

Yifei pressed on, "What's the address?"

"I'll send it to the group right away."

Nanfeng sighed helplessly: "As expected, violence is still the most effective way to deal with Teacher Zeng."

Here it comes!

(End of this chapter)