Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 332: A Challenge to Ziqiao

As everyone waited anxiously, the elevator slowly ascended to the sixth floor.

Ziqiao covered his cheeks with both hands and walked out of the elevator with a resentful look on his face.

"My God!"

Youyou immediately cried out in distress and rushed over to pull away Ziqiao's hands that were covering his face.

Ziqiao's cheeks were already bright red, and clear finger marks could even be seen on his face.

Ziqiao was taken aback when he saw Youyou rushing up to him: "Auntie, you're back from filming today?"

"Don't worry about my business."

Youyou gently touched Ziqiao's flushed cheek, and even such a slight stimulation made Ziqiao's mouth twitch in pain.

"hiss……"

He gasped.

"How could he have been beaten like this!"

Youyou asked angrily, "No matter who hit you, beating you up like this is just too much!"

"Ziqiao, tell me who hit you! Your auntie will stand up for you!"

Ziqiao said shyly, "They were the ones I approached..."

long:"……"

"Serves you right!"

She pinched Ziqiao's cheek hard: "I knew you wouldn't be the victim!"

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."

Ziqiao quickly begged for mercy, "Auntie, even if you want to punish me, don't do it now. I'm the only man in our family!"

"How dare you say that?"

Youyou said angrily, "If you weren't the only male in our family, you'd be dead by now!"

"Heh heh, serves you right!"

Mika also snorted gloatingly.

"Chen Meijia, you!"

"Hehehe..." She made a face at Ziqiao.

"Alright."

Nanfeng tried to smooth things over, saying, "Whether you want to beat him, scold him, or even kill him to uphold justice, at least give him a handsome, complete corpse."

"No matter what, take Ziqiao to 3603 first. I always keep ice in my refrigerator and medicine in my first-aid kit."

"snort."

Meijia rushed to 3603 without looking back.

When Ziqiao and the others arrived at 3603, Meijia had already prepared the ice packs.

Although Youyou has always had some criticism of her nephew's indiscreet private life, she is definitely an elder who dotes on her juniors.

She took the ice pack from Meijia and, while grumbling, carefully applied it to Ziqiao's skin.

After Ziqiao finished applying ice and medicine, Zeng Xiaoxian patted Ziqiao's shoulder cheekily: "Tell me what happened to you. The slap mark on your face doesn't look like something a single person could do."

Upon hearing this, Qiao immediately cursed under his breath in anger, and only after he finished cursing did he honestly explain.

"It all started three days ago when I was in a bar having a deep conversation with a girl about some profound geographical issues..."

As Ziqiao recounted his story, everyone's thoughts seemed to follow him back to the bar three days earlier.

At that time, Lu Ziqiao was dressed in a white lab coat and wore an extremely unfashionable pair of black-rimmed glasses, looking every bit the part of a scientific researcher.

At this very moment, he was talking animatedly to a big-breasted, brainless girl in front of him.

"I spend most of my time on geographical research. I proved that there is fire on Mercury... oops, I proved that there is water on Mars."

When the conversation turned emotional, Ziqiao couldn't help but feel sad.

"What I didn't expect was that they actually stole my experimental results. But it doesn't matter. I don't seek fame or fortune. I only want to make more contributions to humanity."

"Tomorrow I will start a new project, which is about research and exploration of black holes."

"I don't know if I'll be able to come back, so...would you be willing to relax with me one last time tonight?"

"Click."

Guan Gu impatiently interrupted Zi Qiao's recollection, looking at him as if he were an idiot who hadn't even completed nine years of compulsory education in China.

"Lu Ziqiao, I'll say it again, this isn't geography, it's physics."

Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in, "This isn't physics, it's bullshit."

Meijia surprisingly agreed with Ziqiao's point of view: "I don't think there's much difference between these two subjects."

"Whether it's geography or physics, they don't follow the laws of nature."

That's not the point.

Despite his face being swollen like a pig's head, Ziqiao still had a hint of smugness: "The important thing is that this girl believed it."

"Pah!" the crowd spat in unison.

Youyou said with dissatisfaction, "Nephew, your aunt doesn't expect you to honestly have a girlfriend."

"But if you're going to strike up a conversation or pick up girls, is it really necessary to use these ridiculous fake identities to deceive people?"

Ziqiao shrugged and said very confidently, "I have no car, no house, no money, no job. How can any girl be willing to chat with me if I don't create a fake identity?"

"Auntie, girls these days are very materialistic."

"The days when people like my dad, who were penniless and could pick up girls just by having a handsome face and a silver tongue, are over."

"I'm just going with the flow."

"Don't mention your dad to me."

Youyou pouted, clearly very dissatisfied with Ziqiao's father.

"Ziqiao, you should just give up."

Nanfeng bluntly stated, "All the good men in the world can say that girls are materialistic, but you, Lu Ziqiao, have no right to say that."

"You're always scamming those pretty, big-breasted girls who have no brains, and you still have the nerve to say they're materialistic?"

"that is!"

Meijia angrily stuck out her finger and poked Ziqiao's face.

"Looks like the guys you've been hitting on haven't gone too far with you. If it were me, I'd probably spray you with a mouthful of salt water!"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao gasped in pain, gritting his teeth as he growled in a low voice, "Chen Meijia!"

"What do you want?" Meijia wasn't about to give in to Ziqiao.

Seeing that the two were about to come to blows again, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly spoke up to interrupt.

"I think we should refrain from criticizing Ziqiao's character in picking up girls for now, and focus on the matter itself."

He looked at Ziqiao: "Didn't that big-breasted, brainless beauty already agree to be with you? So how come you've turned into someone whose head you could just chop off and put on the altar?"

"That's the problem!"

Ziqiao slapped his thigh and said, "I only left for a while to prepare my props, but when I came back, she slapped me without saying a word."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow: "Props?"

He let out a high-pitched, cheeky cry: "Oh ho!"

"Teacher Zeng!"

Nanfeng gave him a push: "Don't go acting crazy like Ziqiao."

"The props aren't the point," Ziqiao said indignantly. "The point is that the same thing happened more than a dozen times in three days."

"Unbelievable! I was slapped by more than a dozen girls in just three days!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu exclaimed in admiration, "That's incredible!"

"That's right."

Ziqiao nodded in agreement: "You find it unbelievable too, right?"

"yes."

He forced a stiff smile: "You actually hooked up with over a dozen girls in three days?"

Ziqiao shrugged: "Now I can talk to one person at a time, so of course I have to focus on both quality and efficiency."

"If it weren't for this mess, my single period wouldn't have lasted more than two days."

Even Nanfeng found this unbelievable: "Are all the big-breasted, brainless girls in our apartment like leeks (a metaphor for being exploited)?"

Meijia asked curiously, "What does that mean?"

"One crop after another, you can't harvest them all."

Nanfeng let out a long sigh.

Unexpectedly, the biggest beneficiary of the trend of making Love Apartment more youthful and localized is not only the landlord, but also Zi Qiao.

In any other place, he wouldn't be able to strike up conversations with people this frequently.

Do you really think it's so easy to find a big-breasted, brainless beauty?

Youyou looked at Ziqiao with a questioning expression: "So your face was beaten up like this by these dozen or so girls in the past three days?"

"No, that's not it."

Ziqiao muttered a curse under his breath: "I was just chatting up a beautiful woman, and this time I've decided that no matter what, I'm going to stay by her side."

"As a result, someone gathered all the people I'd been flirting with these past few days, and now my tires have been completely punctured."

"And then I just got a lecture from them all."

"Should!"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Although slapping someone is wrong, it's your fault, Lu Ziqiao, for lying to people first.

If you want to be a scumbag, you have to be prepared to get beaten up.

After being ridiculed by everyone, Ziqiao leaned back on the sofa, feeling utterly hopeless.

"Lord Guan, please spare me!"

"Now things seem very clear."

Youyou concluded, "So, during these past few days, someone must have been puncturing your tires every time you left, and even deliberately gathering all the people you flirted with together, just to punish you and teach you a lesson."

"Yes." Ziqiao sighed, "And I have a pretty good idea of ​​who's targeting me from behind."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked instinctively, "Who is it?"

Ziqiao's resentful gaze was fixed on Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you've made me suffer so much."

"ah?!!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian was struck dumb. Without thinking, he cursed, "Lu Ziqiao, you're a lunatic. Why would I poke your tires and make you get beaten up?"

"Acting on behalf of Heaven?"

He rolled his eyes at Ziqiao: "Besides, I sleep during the day and work at night. How can I have time to go to a bar and watch you pick up girls?"

Ziqiao explained, "I didn't mean you punctured my tires, I meant that because of what you did, someone punctured my tires."

"You got your tire punctured because of what I did?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was even more confused now: "Please, Young Master Lü, can you stop beating around the bush and just say what you want to say?"

Nanfeng nodded thoughtfully: "Ziqiao, you mean... Laura?"

Ziqiao nodded angrily and said, "Yes, it's Laura!"

"This must be because I broke the rules of the martial arts world, so she is retaliating against me."

"impossible."

Nanfeng categorically denied it: "Lola is a one-time character, and normally she definitely won't have a chance to return."

Youyou nodded and said, "When I was investigating Laura, I also followed her Weibo account. I even saw news reports about her abroad a couple of days ago. In terms of timing, Laura has absolutely no suspicion of committing the crime."

"You're so stupid."

Ziqiao said angrily, "Just because Laura herself is not a suspect does not mean that this matter has nothing to do with her."

"She must have exposed that I broke the unspoken rule of 'no interference between playboys and playgirls,' and now there are definitely a few playboys and playgirls who can't stand me breaking the rules who will teach me a lesson."

"And this is just their declaration of war against me!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)