Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 333 Fishing Plan

"A challenge to you?"

Apart from Meijia, everyone else who wasn't involved in the underworld was taken aback.

Zeng Xiaoxian still expressed his doubts: "Are all you playboys and playgirls in the entertainment industry really this bored?"

"Not everyone is this bored, but if there are just a few like-minded people in a circle who think I broke the unspoken rules and want to act as a righteous force, that's enough to make me suffer a lot."

Nanfeng scoffed, "You bunch of guys actually have the nerve to call yourselves acting on behalf of Heaven? I wonder what kind of justice you're actually acting on."

Ziqiao waved his hand: "Dragons have their way, rats have their way. Even the most filthy circle has its own rules."

"Take this unspoken rule of 'the king and queen of the sea don't bother each other' for example. Although it doesn't have much effect, from our perspective, it's still necessary to follow it."

"The risks of picking up girls are already high, and if we encounter other people like us interfering, then we might as well give up."

He sighed softly, "This is the tragedy of us girls who rely on our skills to pick up girls. If it were a playboy who used money to pave the way, who would care about these stupid rules?"

"Money is the biggest rule, and money is the best way to pick up girls."

"Damn it!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became annoyed. "How come in every circle, it's all about pay-to-win players who are invincible?"

"Otherwise what?"

Ziqiao shrugged: "Real money is more impactful than sweet talk. My Lamborghini car key is just a key, but he can actually take beautiful women out for a drive."

"Teacher Zeng, the most technically advanced move someone can make in their life is the starting lineup they get. We can only envy that."

Xiao Xian became even more dejected upon hearing this.

Ziqiao continued, "And our focus right now isn't on the strength of pay-to-win players versus skilled players; it's that I got tricked by these guys."

"If they keep using these underhanded tactics, breaking up every girl I approach, I'm finished."

"Yeah?"

Everyone fell into thought.

If, as Zi Qiao claims, all of this is the work of other playboys and playgirls, with the aim of leaving Zi Qiao with no girls to date, then the subsequent developments in this matter are very serious.

It's so serious that Ziqiao might never be able to go out and bother girls again, and will have to stay obediently in the apartment.

When he has no girls to date, he'll have no choice but to do more decadent things, like playing video games, working out, helping with housework, and cleaning...

Ziqiao might even end up having to find a job just to support himself.

This is absolutely terrifying!

I bother!

This is absolutely wonderful!

The group exchanged glances and then got up to leave.

"I'm going to the dubbing studio to check out the curry sauce."

"I'm going to color the artwork."

"I'll go prepare the script for today's program."

"I'll contact the assistant director to see if there are any new scenes."

"I'm going to feed the braised pork knuckle."

"ZZZZZ..."

"Hello!"

Seeing that everyone was about to leave, Ziqiao immediately shouted, "Are you just going to abandon everything and leave like this?!"

"Yes, that's really not a good idea."

Nanfeng nodded and patted Ziqiao on the shoulder: "Then I'll trouble you to take care of Zhanbo."

Seeing that he still wanted to protest, Nanfeng quickly interrupted, "No need to thank me, it's what you should do."

Of all the people in the apartment who don't need to leave the house on weekdays, Ziqiao is the only one who's always out partying and hasn't fulfilled any of his responsibility to take care of Zhanbo.

It's time to put his mind at ease.

"you!"

Ziqiao immediately started wailing and crying: "My life is so miserable, no one helps me when I'm wronged."

"In that case, I'll jump from the sixth floor today!"

As he spoke, he got up and ran to the balcony.

The five people didn't even try to persuade him; they just watched his performance quietly.

Halfway there, Ziqiao realized everyone was still standing still. He felt deeply hurt: "Are you just going to watch me jump off the building like this?"

Nanfeng shrugged, simply reminding him, "You can jump all you want, but don't drag my flowers down with you."

Youyou sighed: "Although you are the only male in our family, fortunately your twelfth aunt is getting married soon, and who knows, a big, fat boy might take your place as the family's darling next year."

"You can go without worry."

Meijia, her fingers intertwined, looked up at the sky with a blissful expression: "God, you finally heard my prayers!"

Guan Gu nodded emphatically: "Zi Qiao, don't worry, I will draw you into my comics, and then you will be immortal."

"You've all gone too far! How could you treat Ziqiao like this!"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't stand it any longer, so he looked at Ziqiao and spoke righteously and sternly.

"Ziqiao, why don't you go jump at 3601?"

"There's a crooked tree over there. Maybe you'll fall down and not die, but just end up with high-level paraplegia?"

After Xiaoxian finished speaking, his signature smirk echoed throughout the living room.

"you!"

Ziqiao angrily sat back down next to Zhanbo and put Zhanbo's feet on his lap.

There was nothing he could do; Zhanbo was just too tall, and there was nowhere for him to sit while he lay across the sofa.

"Forget it, I'm not jumping anymore."

He said, quite sadly, "You bunch of guys just want to laugh at me; not a single one of you cares about me!"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Youyou picked up a sofa cushion and threw it at Ziqiao: "Don't put on an act here. This is completely out of character for you, okay?"

"Besides, we never said we wouldn't help you."

Everyone laughed even harder.

They all hoped that Ziqiao could turn over a new leaf, but a turnover shouldn't be forced into hiding in his apartment like a coward after being attacked and retaliated against.

Not to mention that he was retaliated against because of Teacher Zeng's matter, so there is even less reason for everyone to stand idly by.

Ziqiao caught the thrown pillow and almost instantly reverted to his previous roguish self.

"You should have said so earlier, making me act for so long."

"Forehead……"

Meijia looked at Ziqiao, who was grinning broadly, and said with great disgust, "Why don't you stop laughing? The way you laugh now makes me feel like your head is a pig's head that's sitting peacefully on an altar."

Meijia's words only made Ziqiao laugh even harder.

Zeng Xiaoxian gently patted Ziqiao on the shoulder from behind: "After all, you suffered this retaliation because of me. I, your brother, will definitely support you this time."

"Just tell me what we should do?"

Ziqiao thought for a moment: "Right now, the enemy is in the dark while we are in the light, which is very disadvantageous for us. So the first thing we need to do is to find out these guys who are playing dirty tricks in the dark."

Guan Gu eagerly raised his hand and said, "Leave this to me. I can use reasoning..."

"stop!"

Everyone dismissed Guan Gu's idea without hesitation, and Zi Qiao even said directly, "Guan Gu, if you can infiltrate the other side, then your reasoning will still be very useful."

"Hateful! (Damn it!)"

Guan Gu felt very unhappy.

"Actually, it's quite simple to fish them out."

Ziqiao grinned mischievously and said, "They wanted to poke my tires, so I'll let them."

"Understood."

Nanfeng snapped his fingers: "You just want to find someone to pretend to be your target to lure the snake out of its hole, don't you?"

He pointed to Youyou and Meijia: "These are all weekdays, and only the two of them are free. You can choose one of them."

Ziqiao gasped.

One of them is my aunt, and the other is Meijia...

Can't we just get another one?

Meijia snorted, but this time she didn't say anything more.

In the world of gangsters, loyalty comes first. If Lu Ziqiao is loyal to Teacher Zeng, then he will be loyal to him in return.

At this moment, Youyou, whose acting urges were kicking in, was even more enthusiastic than Guan Gu had been: "Me! Me! Let me do it, I'm a professional!"

Seeing Youyou's excited expression, Meijia exclaimed, "Goodness, you've been filming for half a month and you still haven't had enough?"

"Acting is my hobby, I definitely won't get tired of it."

Youyou looked intently at Ziqiao: "Choose me, choose me!"

Ziqiao thought for a moment, then stretched out his finger and moved it back and forth in front of Meijia and Youyou.

"I'll pick whoever gets pointed at in the game."

Finally, his finger stopped in front of Youyou.

"yeah!"

Youyou cheered excitedly: "What kind of character am I going to play this time?"

"An imperious rich girl? A mysterious female agent?"

"Ziqiao, what do you think of this deeply hidden, yandere, and twisted girl?"

The sight of Youyou's chaotic and nonsensical character setting made Ziqiao's eyes twitch uncontrollably.

This is already this chaotic before it's even started acting; what would happen if it were a real battle?

"Congratulations, Auntie, you've been eliminated."

"ah?!!"

Youyou protested, "Why? Didn't you say you'd choose whoever was pointed to?"

"I didn't say who I was choosing to be an actor," Zi Qiao said shamelessly. "What I meant was who would be eliminated, okay?"

"Pah, you're clearly pulling a fast one."

Youyou raised her hand and said, "I want to protest!"

"Protest invalid."

Although he didn't intend to let Youyou participate, she was still his aunt, so he had to coax her: "Auntie, I know you're a great actress and very enthusiastic, but you also need to consider the situation of your opponent."

Ziqiao sighed, "We're going to start this by flirting with her, and I just can't bring myself to flirt with my own aunt. It just seems too perverted."

"All right."

Youyou thought about it and felt that it was indeed a bit perverted.

Immediately, Ziqiao gripped Meijia's hands tightly: "Meijia, whether I can still ride a dragon and gallop freely from now on depends on you."

Mika gritted her teeth and said, "If you say that, I really want to mess things up for you."

"No, we've been husband and wife for a day, and we've had so much kindness in each other. We've been separated and reunited for so many years, there must be so much kindness between us."

"Excuse me."

Meijia smiled sweetly, revealing two shallow dimples: "I'm bad at math, I can't figure out what kind of debt of gratitude we have."

Just as Ziqiao was grieving, Meijia let out a soft hum.

"I'm only doing this because of Teacher Zeng; otherwise, I wouldn't care about you."

Hearing this, he immediately felt relieved: "That's good, that's good."

Then Ziqiao burst into laughter: "With your help, I believe I can definitely teach those meddlesome guys a lesson."

"From now on, no one will be able to slap me in the face!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Just as he opened his mouth to laugh, Zhanbo, who was in his sleep, rolled over with a high kick, and his huge foot slammed directly into Ziqiao's face.

"what!"

Ziqiao's nose suffered an unprecedented blow.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)