Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 337 The Fishing Plan Begins

Seeing that Yifei's voice was about to reach the heavens, Youyou quickly covered Yifei's mouth.

"Yifei, keep your voice down."

"Why do you need to keep your voice down?"

Yifei pulled Youyou's hand away and said, "Isn't it reasonable for me to be a little shocked by something this big?"

"But I promised Zhanbo I would keep it a secret, and I absolutely cannot tell you about this."

"oh."

Yifei nodded knowingly: "That's why you sang about this just now... but aren't you still tattling?"

Youyou smiled sheepishly, "I didn't want to either, but I just couldn't help it."

"long……"

"what?"

"You go back on your word and break your promises; I despise you."

Youyou immediately said, feeling wronged, "I was trying to help you, and you look down on me. That's not fair."

"Don't be so hasty. From Zhanbo's perspective, you are indeed quite despicable."

She put her arm around Youyou's shoulder and said, "But from my perspective..."

I still despise you.

"goodbye!"

Youyou turned around and left in anger.

To her surprise, she had just reached the door when she heard Yifei making a phone call.

"Hey, Zhanbo."

Youyou rushed back and hung up Yifei's phone: "Sister Yifei, what do you want to do?"

"Of course, it's to stop Zhanbo from thinking about his aliens and Transformers all the time. These are all fake and don't count."

"His current dream should be to stay here honestly, make money, buy a house, pick up girls, and carry on the Lu family line."

"Well, it really is exactly as Zhanbo said," Youyou complained.

Yifei raised an eyebrow: "Is that so? Then he knowingly committed the crime, making his crime even more serious."

As she spoke, she raised her phone to continue making a call: "Watch how I deal with him."

Youyou quickly stopped Yifei: "Sister Yifei, you must not make this call to Zhanbo, otherwise he will definitely suspect that I told on him."

"No doubt about it," Yifei shrugged. "You were the one who snitched."

"But we're on the same side, you can't betray me."

She clasped her hands together and pleaded, "Just keep it to yourself, and pretend nothing happened, okay?"

Yifei leaned back on the sofa and crossed her legs: "It's not that I want to betray you, but I'm not only the last to know about something this important, but you also won't let me do anything about it?"

"Then doesn't that mean I knew it for nothing?"

Youyou sat down on the sofa as well: "Sister Yifei, Zhanbo hasn't made up his mind yet, so please give him some more time to think about it."

"We need to correct him before he makes up his mind, otherwise it will be troublesome once Zhanbo, who is so stubborn, makes up his mind."

Yifei sighed: "Don't be fooled by how obedient Zhanbo is. It's because he doesn't care about or insist on these little things, so he listens to me obediently."

"Zhanbo is actually a very opinionated person. From his love for Transformers and aliens, to his decision to study abroad alone at a young age, and even his determination to pursue Wanyu, all of these were his own decisions."

"If he really figures it out, then even if it's me, or even Nanfeng, it won't make a difference."

"I understand what you're saying, but isn't it good for Zhanbo to have his own dreams?"

Youyou couldn't understand why Yifei wanted to correct him.

"Having dreams is certainly a good thing. If Zhanbo really has a down-to-earth dream, I support him quitting his job to pursue it."

Yifei shrugged: "But his dreams have always been too unrealistic since he was a child."

She counted on her fingers as she told Youyou, "When he was little, he wanted to drive a Transformer, and he almost caused the family car to explode."

"Then he became fascinated with aliens and would run to the rooftop every night with his homemade device to receive alien signals."

"Once, he discovered a magical door on the opposite rooftop, which Zhanbo insisted was the gateway to the magical world."

"As a result, he didn't dare to jump over to see what was going on, and almost pushed Nanfeng off the rooftop."

"Later, he became obsessed with some kind of scientific expedition team, and at a young age, he almost went with the team to go up the mountain and down to the sea."

"..."

Yifei rambled on for a long time before finally expressing her opinion: "In short, I don't object to Zhanbo having dreams, and I can accept it if he really resigns to pursue his dreams."

"The premise is that his dream has to be the dream of a normal person."

She stood up abruptly: "No, I think I need to think carefully about how to handle this matter."

"Since Zhanbo hasn't figured it out yet, why don't I carefully select a reliable dream for him?"

Yifei looked at Youyou, who seemed hesitant to speak, and patted her shoulder heavily.

"Youyou, although what you did by snitching was really unethical, I still want to thank you properly."

"Remember to tell me if something like this happens again. Love you."

She then rushed back to her room, clearly preparing to choose a perfect dream for Zhanbo.

Youyou looked at Yifei's departing figure with a resentful expression, and gently fanned her mouth.

"It's all my fault for having this mouth."

She firmly vowed, "I swear, next time I encounter something like this, I definitely won't blab, otherwise..."

"I'll punish you by making me get pimples!"

Just then, Wanyu, who had finished her part-time job, opened the door and walked in.

"Youyou, why are you sitting here looking so down?"

Upon hearing this, Youyou's eyes lit up, and she waved mysteriously at Wanyu.

"Wanyu, I have a huge secret to tell you..."

[In her inner world, Youyou said, though her argument was unconvincing.]

Yes, I just swore I'd never blabber again, but isn't that something for next time?

If I don't satisfy my craving this time, then I'll have wasted all the time being looked down upon by Sister Yifei.

As soon as Youyou finished speaking, she saw rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves being thrown at her from all directions.

【ah!!!】

[A lingering, mournful wail echoed in my mind as I crouched down, clutching my head in defensive posture.]

……

The next afternoon, at the Sunny Day Bar.

Ziqiao glanced at Meijia, who was giving him an unfriendly look, but he still gave her a polite and courteous smile.

"Meijia, could you please cooperate a little?" Ziqiao practically squeezed out this weak voice through clenched teeth.

Meijia also said in a low voice, "Lu Ziqiao, I've already been very cooperative with you, but you're being too perfunctory."

She secretly stomped on Lu Ziqiao's foot: "After all these years, your pickup lines haven't changed at all. You're still using the same lines you used when you first flirted with me years ago. Do you think I'm still a teenage girl?"

"Sister, we're just acting, so there's no need for me to waste my brain cells thinking of new pickup lines."

"I don't care."

Mika said nonchalantly in a low voice, "You said you wanted to act it out as if it were a real thing, so I'm definitely not going to be fooled by your old-fashioned pickup lines now."

She curled her lip, saying with obvious disdain, "What era are we living in? Still saying things like, 'Miss, are you lonely tonight?'"

"Lonely my foot!"

Ziqiao immediately retorted, "Hey, but you clearly enjoyed it back then."

"You said it yourself, it was at that time."

Meijia resolutely refused to follow the script: "I'm a man of the world too. If those playboys hear that I was seduced by such outdated pickup lines, what will I do with my reputation?"

"Okay, okay..."

Left with no other option, Ziqiao surrendered. He lowered his eyes and whispered, "Fine, I'll flirt with you properly then, okay?"

Mika raised an eyebrow: "You can give it a try."

Just as the two were about to go through the formalities, Youyou, heavily pregnant, strode over and slapped the bewildered Ziqiao across the face.

"Scumbag!"

"How could you betray me!" Youyou said, heartbroken.

Ziqiao: "???"

Mika: "???"

Xiaoxian and Guangu, who were keeping watch nearby, were both bewildered.

"Are you out of your mind?!"

Ziqiao covered his left cheek and looked at Youyou with a resentful expression.

Auntie, my dear auntie, don't you even look at what's going on here?

Why are you adding any extra twists to a fishing plan that can only be done once?!

He finally understood why his aunt had been acting for seven or eight years but had never become famous.

With your habit of adding unnecessary scenes, it would be a miracle if the Tang family's ancestral graves ever became famous.

Youyou first winked at Ziqiao with lightning speed, and then began to cry with teary eyes.

"You heartless bastard! I've given birth to thirteen children for you, and I'm pregnant with the fourteenth one now, and you still come out to cheat on me!"

"They're utterly beasts!"

"She gave birth to thirteen?!"

Meijia covered her mouth in surprise and asked in a low voice, "Is Youyou's persona today that of a sow who has come to life?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Ziqiao's lips twitched as he said, "This character is obviously my maternal grandmother!"

"That's right."

Meijia then remembered that Youyou was Ziqiao's mother's thirteenth sister. It seems that acting really is based on real life.

At this moment, Youyou, still with tears in her eyes, accused, "Lu Xiaobu, how can you do this to our thirteen children, and to the little fourteenth in my belly?"

Even the usually quick-witted Ziqiao was at a loss for how to handle the situation.

Fortunately, it was a weekday, and there weren't many customers at the bar during the day. The bartenders all knew the quirky aunt and nephew duo, Youyou and Ziqiao, otherwise they would have been surrounded by bar customers in the same place again.

The bartenders, though unsure what was wrong with this group, were clearly used to it.

calm down.

It's normal for these guys to get sick; if they don't get sick every now and then, the bartenders feel like they have no fun at work.

"Ziqiao, are you ready?"

Meijia's voice, barely audible, drifted into Ziqiao's ears. Before Ziqiao could react, Meijia's palm strike was already upon him.

"Scumbag!"

Meijia, hands on her hips, shouted menacingly, "You're a married man, and you still go out chasing girls? I despise you!"

Ziqiao, who had been slapped by Meijia again for no apparent reason, covered both sides of his face and looked at Meijia in disbelief.

Why did you hit me too?!

Meijia glanced at Ziqiao with a hint of apology, then looked at Youyou; her meaning was quite clear.

[You said you wanted to act it out as if it were a real event. Since Youyou has added so much drama, if I don't react at all, wouldn't it seem very fake?]

Upon seeing this, Ziqiao was on the verge of tears.

Aren't these guys here to help him fish?

Why did I get slapped twice before the fish even took the bait?

My face has just gone down from being so swollen!!!

(End of this chapter)