Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 338 Guan Gu, you're the best!

Ziqiao never expected that he would be slapped twice across the face by his own people before he had even done anything today.

If Youyou's slap was within his tolerance range, then Meijia's Buddha's Palm was an unbearable pain for Ziqiao.

She really has the heart to hit someone!

Seeing that his fishing plan was about to turn into a scumbag denunciation meeting between Youyou and Meijia, Ziqiao could only ask Xiaoxian and Guangu, who were keeping watch not far away, for help.

[Urgent! Help needed!!!]

If you guys don't come out and help me, I'm dead!

Seeing that Ziqiao was in trouble, Xiaoxian naturally stepped forward without hesitation.

"Guan Gu, you go!"

"what?"

Guan Gu pointed at himself in astonishment: "Me?!"

"Nonsense, of course you'll go."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pushed Guan Gu out: "I'm a public figure, I have to be careful about my public image, so you're the only one who can get involved in this mess."

"But I don't lie."

Xiao Xian urged, "You can try to fool me however you want, Zi Qiao will definitely adapt to the situation."

"Hurry, hurry, if we're any later we'll really get to the part where we tear that scumbag boyfriend apart!"

Guangu walked up to Ziqiao and the other two with a mix of reluctance and resistance.

He paused for a moment, then waved to them and said, "Hi~"

Ziqiao: "..."

He now has the urge to slap himself in the face.

[Guan Gu, you're really something.]

Seeing that Ziqiao's eyes were blazing with anger, Guan Gu quickly realized what was happening.

"Oh dear, Auntie, why are you having another episode?"

Youyou was taken aback: "Me? Having an attack?"

"And who is your aunt?"

"Look at you, you've even forgotten who you are."

Without saying a word, Guan Gu took out the pillow from Youyou's belly and explained to Zi Qiao and the other person, "I'm sorry, this is my aunt."

"She's mentally unstable. She'll stuff a pillow in her mouth and pretend to be pregnant at the drop of a hat, and she'll call any man she meets a scumbag."

Seeing Guan Gu desperately trying to signal to her, Youyou immediately understood.

This means they're going to change the script.

So she slapped Guan Gu back: "Scumbag!"

"How could you betray me!" Youyou said, heartbroken.

"You heartless bastard! I've given birth to thirteen children for you, and I'm pregnant with the fourteenth one now, and you still come out to cheat on me!"

"They're utterly beasts!"

"See?" Guan Gu shrugged. "I told you she'd call any guy she meets a scumbag."

"That's fucking amazing!"

When Ziqiao saw Youyou reciting the same lines, but only weakly and lightly slapping Guangu, he felt terrible.

【No, Tang Youyou, did you not eat enough?!】

Why was the slap I received harder than Mount Tai, but the slap Guan Gu received was lighter than a piece of cotton?

Are you slapping him, or touching his face?

You two might as well just flirt right in front of me.

Ziqiao was immediately furious; this was blatant discrimination.

Tang Youyou, who is your real nephew?

Before Ziqiao could say anything more, Guangu hurriedly pulled Youyou away, saying, "I'm so sorry, I need to take her back to take her medicine right away."

"no……"

Youyou said softly, "Is my scene over already?"

Guan Gu replied in a low voice, "If you don't stop now, the whole fishing plan will be over."

He dragged Youyou, who was unwilling to leave, away, and then, finding the pillow in his hand too cumbersome, Guan Gu tossed it to Zi Qiao.

"Consider this pillow a gift as an apology."

The pillow that Guan Gu threw flew through the air in a beautiful arc and landed precisely on Zi Qiao's face.

Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙).

Why are you all always picking on my face?!

Just as he was about to cry, Mika stepped forward and gently stroked his face.

"I'm sorry, I misunderstood you earlier. I didn't hurt you, did I?"

Ziqiao was taken aback at first, but quickly realized that Meijia intended to take advantage of the situation and skip the initial approach.

Meijia smiled slightly and extended her hand to Ziqiao, saying, "Let's get to know each other. My name is Chen Meijia."

"My name is Lü Xiao..."

Ziqiao firmly grasped Meijia's outstretched hand and introduced himself as if it were their first meeting.

"My name is Lü Ziqiao, nice to meet you."

Mika countered, "How happy are you?"

Without hesitation, Ziqiao replied, "I am overjoyed at first sight, and it is a great honor to meet you."

Mika chuckled.

……

Guan Gu pulled Youyou to the secluded corner where he and Teacher Zeng had been. Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stepped forward and pulled Youyou to sit down.

"My dear old lady, can you please just shut up for a bit?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked helpless: "We clearly discussed it yesterday, why did you suddenly add more scenes?"

Youyou pouted, looking sullen: "It's not fun, it's boring."

"I didn't have any scenes on set, and they wouldn't let me act in my apartment either."

"Aaaaaah!"

Guan Gu quickly covered Youyou's mouth to stop her increasingly high-pitched screams.

"Youyou, even though there aren't many people in the bar during the day, this is still a quiet bar, so we need to keep our voices down."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously, "What's going on on set? Didn't you spend half a month with the crew? How come you don't have any scenes?"

Youyou gently pried Guan Gu's hand away, saying with annoyance but helplessness, "The assistant director just called me and said that due to unforeseen circumstances, part of my scenes will have to be cut."

Xiaoxian and Guangu exchanged a glance and said in unison, "Force majeure?"

"For example, the production team secured a sponsor and needed to film several scenes specifically involving product placement of GG."

"Or it could be two male leads vying for top billing and fame, each clamoring to get more screen time so they can establish themselves as the leading man."

"Or someone might bring their own investment to the production, and a character might be added out of thin air to the entire TV series, requiring major script revisions."

"It's even possible that a big-name celebrity simply doesn't like a certain part of the content and directly orders the director and screenwriter to cut or modify it."

"...and so on, these are collectively referred to in the industry as force majeure."

She lay on the table, looking weak, and said, "The length of a TV series is limited now. These unforeseen circumstances either add scenes, change scenes, or delete scenes. All this fussing and turning just makes me, a nobody, suffer."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "So how many scenes do you have left?"

Youyou made a peace sign.

Two episodes.

Zeng Xiaoxian comforted him, saying, "Two episodes isn't a small amount of screen time."

"It's two and a half minutes."

Youyou was almost in tears: "She appeared for one minute, died in despair for one minute, and all her scenes in between were gone."

"ah?!!"

Guan Gu quickly asked, "What about the remaining half minute?"

With a sob, she cried out, "The remaining half minute is to highlight the protagonist, the Fifth Prince, as a man of deep affection and loyalty. He will burn my portrait with tears in his eyes, hold my urn... and scatter all my ashes!"

No wonder you've been acting so strangely today.

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself, unable to bear it any longer: "Goodness, this time you're not only playing a dead person, but you're also going to be reduced to ashes in the end. That's really too tragic."

Seeing Youyou bury her head in the table in sadness, Guan Gu gently comforted her, "Youyou, it's okay. In everyone's hearts, you've always been the best actress. The crew cutting your scenes is just blind."

"But you won't let me show off my acting skills either."

"This situation is special, and there's really no way for you to freely display your talents."

Guan Gu promised Youyou, "How about this, next time if there's a chance, I'll act with you, and you can act however you want, okay?"

Youyou raised her head, her eyes suddenly lighting up: "Are you telling the truth?"

"real."

Guan Gu nodded emphatically.

"Guan Gu..."

Youyou got up and gave Guangu a hug: "Guanu, you're the best!"

Guan Gu, who was being hugged by Youyou, was a little at a loss, not knowing where to put his hands.

"It's alright, just average."

He grinned shyly.

[Youyou actually hugged me! That's amazing!]

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw the beaming smile on Guan Gu's face, he gaped in astonishment.

"You...she..."

"Oh……"

Xiaoxian pointed his index finger back and forth at Guangu and Youyou, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time.

His face beamed with the delight of someone who had just stumbled upon some juicy gossip, and he even gave Guan Gu a cheeky raise of his eyebrows.

[I never expected that Guan Gu, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually want to be Zi Qiao's uncle.]

Guan Gu, you've got quite the ambition!

When Guan Gu saw Zeng Xiaoxian staring at him with an air of amusement, his hands, which had been lying around for a while, finally found a use.

He clasped his hands together and repeatedly prayed to Teacher Zeng.

Xiaoxian punched his chest a few times and then gave Guangu a thumbs up.

Don't worry, a good brother is loyal!

Guan Gu was finally relieved.

Before long, Youyou realized that her reaction was a bit too extreme, and she quickly let go of Guangu's arms.

"Sorry, Guan Gu, I was just too excited."

"It's alright, it's alright."

Before Guan Gu could even speak, Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously and said, "Guan Gu definitely won't mind, right, Guan Gu?"

Youyou looked at Teacher Zeng with a puzzled expression: "Teacher Zeng, why are you talking to me like that? Do you have phlegm stuck in your throat?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile froze.

"Yes, Teacher Zeng's throat is indeed a bit sore today."

Guan Gu quickly changed the subject: "Let's keep an eye on Zi Qiao and Mei Jia. I reckon their flirting will be over soon."

"All right."

So Youyou pulled Guangu down to sit, and Xiaoxian secretly punched Guangu in the chest.

The three of them kept a close eye on Ziqiao and Meijia's movements.

Despite their usual animosity, this pair of heroes are actually the most compatible couple in the apartment when they team up.

The way the two of them were so affectionate reminded Xiaoxian of the honeymoon period when Lu Bu and Diao Chan first moved in.

After some time, feeling that the time was right, Ziqiao excused himself to go to the restroom and left, leaving Meijia alone to wait for the fish to take the bait.

I'm coming

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