Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 340 Zeng Xiaoxian's Shining Points

Ziqiao quickly slipped out of the restroom and ran straight out of the bar.

"Auntie, I have to leave now."

He said into the phone, "I'll be back in a bit. You guys keep an eye on things for me."

Seeing Ziqiao hurriedly hang up the phone, Youyou shrugged: "So what should we do now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suggested, "Why don't we try texting Meijia and ask her what's going on?"

"Good idea."

So Youyou sent Meijia several messages in a row, but Meijia seemed to be having too much fun chatting and didn't pay any attention to her phone.

Youyou tried calling Meijia again, but it was still to no avail.

"No, her phone is on silent," Youyou said.

Guan Gu hesitated before asking, "Should we just go up and ask Meijia what happened?"

"no."

Without hesitation, Youyou said, "Wouldn't that expose us?"

Xiaoxian: "..."

Seeing Xiaoxian looking at him in astonishment, he finally realized what was happening.

She smiled sheepishly: "If we were going to expose ourselves, we would have done so long ago."

"Take it easy, take it easy."

Zeng Xiaoxian always liked to plan carefully before acting and to think things through thrice before proceeding.

In other words, it means being a coward.

At this moment, he was still undecided and could only suggest, "I think we should listen to Ziqiao and observe their actions for a while longer."

"But how else can we observe?"

Youyou pointed to the two people chatting happily in the distance: "Look how happy they are. If they keep talking, Meijia might really fall for them."

Guan Gu nodded: "The main problem is that we're too far away, so we can't hear what they're saying at all."

Youyou complained, "If we had known it would be like this, we should have waited for Nanfeng to come back from the dubbing studio before we went fishing."

Guan Gu sighed, "It's a pity that Wan Yu and Curry Sauce left my listening equipment at the movie theater, otherwise we could have used it."

"This is terrible! Does that mean we can't do anything without Nanfeng and high technology?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Why don't you let me try? I can read lips."

Youyou was shocked: "Teacher Zeng, you can read lips like Ziqiao?"

"hey-hey."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed heartily with a touch of narcissism: "What's so special about lip reading? I know a lot more than that."

"Actually, I've always been a multi-talented person, but you've never had the patience to look for my strengths."

In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian honestly confessed.

Actually, I learned lip reading from Ziqiao, and this guy even ripped me off with 500 yuan for tuition!

[However, my learning talent is just too strong. After studying for only a short time, Ziqiao actually returned 250 yuan to me and told me that I no longer needed to practice.]

Is this what it feels like to be a genius?

【Cool!】

Zeng Xiaoxian was beaming with pride, his eyebrows dancing with delight.

If you put a tail on his butt, he'd probably be able to take off in a spiral right now.

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and asked again, "Teacher Zeng, are you sure you can do it?"

"It shouldn't be a big problem."

Zeng Xiaoxian, completely oblivious to his own shortcomings, said, "After all, I'm a professional host, and my language skills are off the charts, okay?"

Guan Gu and Youyou exchanged a glance and decided to trust Teacher Zeng for the time being.

Anyway, they don't have a better solution right now.

So Zeng Xiaoxian leaned forward and stared intently with his small eyes.

Half a minute later, Zeng Xiaoxian turned to Guan Gu and Youyou and said with a sheepish smile, "They're too far away from us. Wait for me to get closer."

As he spoke, he took a few steps forward.

Then another half minute passed.

"It's still a bit far."

He took a few more steps forward.

Half a minute later.

"It still seems a bit far, but no rush, I'm almost able to read their lips."

Half a minute later.

"I'll see it clearly right away, very soon."

Half a minute later.

"I refuse to believe it! This time, I'm determined to see this clearly!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stubbornly continued forward, focusing all his attention on Meijia and the sea king's mouth.

……

After an unknown amount of time, Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up happily.

"I understand now! I finally understand!"

His jump startled Lin Chuan and Mei Jia, who were standing right next to him.

"What did you understand?"

Lin Chuan shielded Meijia behind him, scrutinizing the middle-aged pervert with a lewd expression who was staring at their mouths as he walked over, hunched over.

"Who are you? What are you trying to do, staring at us like that?!"

Lin Chuan spat and said, "You pervert!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia immediately felt embarrassed upon hearing this.

Although Meijia didn't know why Teacher Zeng was acting so lewdly and in such an extremely lewd manner, she still tried to explain for him.

"Well, actually he..."

"Mika, don't be afraid."

Lin Chuan assumed that Meijia was scared and wanted to settle things peacefully, so he said without thinking.

"I am the last disciple of Wen Tailai, the master of ancient martial arts, known as Thunder Hand. I will beat up any of these shifty-eyed, malicious perverts who come here."

Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to explain his behavior and then subtly ask Meijia what had happened.

But when he heard the Sea King in front of him claim to be the closed-door disciple of the ancient martial arts master, Thunder Hand Wen Tailai, he instinctively began to tremble.

After years of violent oppression by Hu Yifei, Xiaoxian has come to understand the true value of a master martial arts' closed-door disciple.

As expected, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was not assertive to begin with, became timid. He didn't even bother to explain himself, but just shrank back and smiled obsequiously.

"Actually...actually I just wanted to go to the bathroom."

Before he finished speaking, he rushed toward the toilet at a speed that surpassed even Usain Bolt's.

Guan Gu and Youyou, who were in the distance, had been staring in disbelief as Zeng Xiaoxian moved one step every half minute, gradually getting further and further away from them and closer and closer to Meijia and that sea king.

Then the two of them just watched as Zeng Xiaoxian, without saying a word, ran towards the toilet in a panic.

"I was so stupid, really."

Guan Gu raised his lifeless eyes and continued, "I only knew that Zi Qiao's words were untrustworthy, but I didn't know that Teacher Zeng was the same way."

Youyou could hardly bear to watch anymore. She covered her head with her hands and exclaimed in shock, "This is what Teacher Zeng meant by being able to read lips!"

"If I'm less than 30 centimeters away from the other person, I don't even need to look to know what they're going to say!"

Guan Gu murmured, "Teacher Zeng is indeed very talented. If we patiently look for his strengths, we will find..."

"Teacher Zeng's so-called 'shining point' was the shimmering light reflected off the water in his head after sunlight pierced through the hole in his skull!"

It must be said that Guan Gu's use of idioms when cursing is quite impressive.

The two exchanged a glance, both feeling ashamed of their decision to believe Teacher Zeng.

……

"snort."

Seeing the sleazy man run towards the toilet, Lin Chuan couldn't help but sneer.

"This middle-aged sleazy man is not only sleazy, but also cowardly. Anyone who has anything to do with him feels ashamed."

Meijia, who has a close relationship with Zeng Xiaoxian, could only smile awkwardly.

"Don't be afraid, Meijia. A spineless coward like him won't dare to do it a second time," Lin Chuan comforted her softly.

Meijia snorted: "How could I be afraid? When you were little, you were too fat and people bullied you, and I was always the one who stood up for you, okay?"

At this point, she exclaimed, "Oh! You were so chubby when you were little, you'd be out of breath after just a few steps. How could you possibly be the closed-door disciple of some ancient martial arts master?"

"Shhh."

Lin Chuan whispered in Meijia's ear, "Actually, I was just trying to be brave and lie to him. I didn't expect that this creepy old man in his seventies had never seen 'King of Destruction'. He chickened out with just a little scare."

Meijia, both amused and exasperated, rubbed her forehead.

[Teacher Zeng, for a moment I don't know whether to first lament that you're being called a 70s-born uncle, or to first despise your cowardly nature.]

She originally wanted to explain Teacher Zeng's situation to Lin Chuan, but in the current situation, she was too embarrassed to help him explain.

She couldn't very well tell Lin Chuan that the sleazy, cowardly old man who looked like he was in his seventies but was actually only in his twenties was her good friend, could she?

Does that mean I don't have any dignity left as the boss?

So, Teacher Zeng, you'd better make a sacrifice.

[Who told you to be so stupid? You actually got fooled by that Lin Da Pang guy.]

……

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just rushed into the restroom in a panic and breathed a sigh of relief, saw a muscular man frowning as he washed his hands.

Xiao Xian glanced over subconsciously, only to be horrified to discover that the colorless, transparent water flowing from the faucet instantly turned into disgustingly yellow water after being scrubbed by the burly man's hands.

"vomit……"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness, immediately started vomiting.

"You pervert!"

With his last shred of reason, he cursed, "You disgusting, perverted latrine-scooping bastard!"

"If you run out of toilet paper, you can just call the bartender, but instead you..."

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted loudly, "Bartender, bartender, come quick!"

"The sink has been defiled!"

The muscular man was about to explain his bad luck, but to his surprise, the person in front of him started yelling at the top of his lungs after vomiting.

Is this still available?

He didn't want everyone in the bar to know that he had just slipped and fallen, getting his hands covered in poop. How could he possibly stay in the bar for the next few days if he did that?

He was even planning to pick up girls here after he finished dealing with Lu Xiaobu.

"No, calm down and listen to me!"

He instinctively reached out to cover Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness, saw the muscular man with wet, unwashed hands about to put them on his mouth. He suddenly unleashed his inner power and pushed the muscular man to the ground.

"Don't touch me with your dirty hands!"

Zeng Xiaoxian turned and ran out of the toilet. He would rather be beaten to death by that sea king who knew ancient martial arts than have his body filthy.

"No, I washed my hands!"

After hesitating for a while, the muscular man finally brought his hand to his nose and smelled it.

"vomit……"

He quickly turned on the tap: "I'd better wash again."

Here it comes!

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