Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 341 800 per session, no refunds.

Zeng Xiaoxian ran all the way, almost using all his strength to escape from the toilet.

"Teacher Zeng..."

Guan Gu rolled his eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian.

He was about to complain about Xiaoxian's actions when Xiaoxian suddenly jumped into his arms.

Zeng Xiaoxian's powerful yet delicate pounce completely overwhelmed Guan Gu and Youyou.

What's going on here?

[Is Teacher Zeng experiencing a surge in estrogen?]

Zeng Xiaoxian sobbed, "Guan Gu, there's a disgusting pervert in the bathroom! I almost... I almost got defiled by him!"

"What?!?!"

"What?!"

Guan Gu and Youyou exclaimed in surprise.

Zeng Xiaoxian's highly misleading words made them believe that a perverted gay rapist had appeared in the toilet.

Without even thinking, Guan Gu said, "Is this pervert really that disgusting?"

Xiao Xian was taken aback when he heard this.

Youyou stomped her feet in frustration: "Guan Gu, you're missing the point again. Is this the time to discuss this perverted gay aesthetic and taste?"

"Although it's true that this pervert has very poor taste, that even Teacher Zeng could be attracted to him, that's not the point."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened.

You're still bringing this up when it's not the point!

Wait a minute, where did this perverted gay man come from in the restroom?

At this point, Youyou gave the order: "What we need to do now is to first notify the bartender to restrain this perverted gay man, and then call the police immediately!"

"Wait, you've got it wrong."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly explained, "He's not a perverted gay man."

Youyou and Guangu were even more surprised. Guangu stammered, "This isn't a gay man, is she a perverted woman?!"

Youyou remarked, "Then I think she's really hungry."

"No, what are you all thinking?"

Zeng Xiaoxian briefly explained the ins and outs of the matter, which made Guan Gu and Youyou's expressions even worse.

"vomit……"

Youyou gagged for a while before wiping her mouth and saying, "Teacher Zeng, I'd rather you met a gay pervert than such a disgusting and perverted person."

"Hello!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned as black as Zhang Wei's.

Guan Gu said, "Teacher Zeng, we can't blame ourselves for overthinking this. It's your fault for saying you were almost defiled."

Zeng Xiaoxian hummed a few times.

If that guy were to actually put his hand on my face, what difference would that make from being defiled to someone like me who's a germaphobe?

"I'm lucky. If Nanfeng were in that situation, he would kick the person away."

"But Nanfeng wouldn't cry like you do when something like this happens."

"cut."

Zeng Xiaoxian scoffed, then asked, "So what do we do with that pervert in the bathroom?"

"Let's just make it cold."

Youyou shrugged and said, "Maybe he's not a pervert, he just didn't bring any toilet paper."

"Besides, the sink is for everyone to wash their hands. He didn't do anything wrong. It's just that you, Teacher Zeng, overreacted."

Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it and agreed that it made sense.

Surely no one in this world would use their hands to scoop out feces for no reason?

So he said embarrassedly, "This is just my instinctive reaction as a germaphobe; I couldn't control it."

"It's alright, we'll just tell the bartenders about it later and ask them to remember to clean the sinks carefully when they're cleaning," Guan Gu said.

He pointed in the direction of Mika and that Sea King: "I think we should still focus our attention on Mika and that Sea King right now."

"Teacher Zeng, didn't you get any useful information when you went there?"

"We do have some intelligence, to be honest."

Zeng Xiaoxian recounted what had just happened, and then said, "If we take a conservative estimate, this Sea King's fighting power is at least one-tenth of Hu Yifei's, which is about 22.22 of us."

Guan Gu stroked his chin thoughtfully and said, "In other words, unless we call Yi Fei over, we can only outsmart her, not outfight her."

Just as the three were pondering, Zi Qiao returned to the bar dressed in Indian attire, sporting two small mustaches.

"How's it going? I'm not late, am I?" he asked breathlessly as he reached the three of them.

"Ziqiao?"

Seeing Ziqiao dressed in Indian attire, Guan Gu asked in surprise, "Why are you wearing such strange clothes?"

"Oh dear, I ran into a little trouble in the restroom, so I need to change my clothes to avoid trouble... We'll talk about this later."

Ziqiao waved his hand anxiously and asked, "What's their current situation? Meijia shouldn't be able to clear the level as quickly as Teacher Zeng, right?"

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with dissatisfaction, "Can you guys please stop bringing this up all the time?"

"Okay, okay, okay."

Ziqiao had no time to care about him right now: "Get out of the way, I can read lips, let me see what they're saying."

He bent down and stared intently at the two people's movements.

Half a minute later, Ziqiao cursed under his breath, "Damn it, who chose this surveillance position? I can barely see their mouth."

The three of them curled their lips upon hearing this.

This surveillance spot was handpicked by you, Lü Ziqiao. You even confidently declared that it was flawless and had no faults whatsoever.

However, this cannot be blamed on Ziqiao.

No one expected that they came to fish, but now not only is the fish getting off the hook, it's even taking the bait away.

Ziqiao moved forward a few steps. Although it was still not very clear, moving any further would expose him.

"Let me see what they're talking about."

……

At this moment, Meijia is still reminiscing about her childhood with Lin Chuan.

In her eyes, since no one had come forward to expose Zi Qiao's identity for more than ten minutes, it meant that the fishing plan had failed.

Since I've already failed, it's not unreasonable for me to have a chat with my old buddies.

She had clearly forgotten that there was a group of unsuspecting people secretly watching her.

Lin Chuan laughed and said, "I never expected to meet you here. This is really my luck."

……

Ziqiao frowned and slowly read aloud, "That pretty boy seemed to be saying: I never expected to meet you here, this is truly my good fortune."

He curled his lip and said dismissively, "That's such a lame pickup line. I hope Chen Meijia won't fall for it?"

Youyou and Guangu exchanged a glance. They really didn't expect that one day Ziqiao would be more reliable than Teacher Zeng.

……

Hearing Lin Chuan's sentiments, Meijia simply smiled sweetly and said, "This proves that we have a deep connection, and our friendship is destined to last a long time."

Lin Chuan nodded with a bright smile.

……

Zi Qiao, standing some distance away, stared in disbelief, his mouth agape. "Mei Jia actually told that playboy: 'Our fate is intertwined...may our love last forever!'"

"What?!?!"

Guan Gu was shocked: "Does this mean we're too late, and Meijia has already fallen for her?"

"That can't be right."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly, "Meijia shouldn't be that stupid. She knows the other party is a playboy, so why would she jump in like that?"

Xiaoxian's words should have been better left unsaid, as they caused Ziqiao's expression to change drastically.

He said with a grim expression, "That's really hard to say."

When they first decided to be together, Mika already knew about her "player" nature, not to mention the numerous breakups and reconciliations that followed.

From this perspective, Mika has a history of such behavior.

【Chen Meijia, are you confused?!】

Ziqiao was furious.

He originally thought that Mika would find a decent, respectable man, but it turned out that she still preferred the "playboy" type after all her choices.

You should have said you liked this one sooner.

Since I'm going to be harmed anyway, I might as well let me harm you; at least we know each other.

【Pooh! 】

The moment this shameful thought crossed Ziqiao's mind, he almost couldn't resist slapping himself.

He took a deep breath and patiently continued to watch their conversation.

……

Lin Chuan suddenly remembered something, and his eyes lit up: "Do you remember that year's sports meet?"

Meijia stared blankly for a while, pondering deeply.

Then she suddenly realized and said, "You mean that time I ran the 800 meters? My knees were almost ruined that time."

……

"How is it? How is it?"

The gossipy Youyou tugged at Ziqiao's arm anxiously and asked, "What did they say?"

Ziqiao said irritably, "Auntie, don't pull me! I can't see very well to begin with!"

Youyou immediately released Ziqiao's hand and made a shushing gesture.

He stared at their jubilant expressions and said through gritted teeth:

"That pretty boy seemed to be saying... 'Would you like to go on a date with me?'"

"Mika actually replied... 800 per session, no refunds?!"

"ah?!!"

Before Zeng Xiaoxian and the other two could even scream, Ziqiao had already shouted in shock.

"What the hell is this lip-reading?!"

Guan Gu looked at Zi Qiao with a shocked expression: "You translated it yourself, who are you planning to ask?"

Xiao Xian grinned mischievously: "Do you want to go on a date with me? It's 800 yuan a time, no refunds. What kind of lip reading is this?"

"Ziqiao, your little poem actually rhymes quite well."

They were shocked, but none of them believed what Ziqiao had just translated.

They knew Mika all too well.

Not to mention them, even Ziqiao himself didn't believe it.

"Depend on!"

Ziqiao glared at Youyou angrily: "It's all your fault for affecting me just now."

"sorry."

Youyou sealed her mouth again: "I won't say or do anything from now on."

Ziqiao closed his eyes, took a deep breath to calm himself for a while, and then continued to stare at Meijia and the other person.

……

While Ziqiao closed his eyes to adjust, the two had finished discussing the sports meet and started talking about how Lin Chuan was bullied when he was a child.

Lin Chuan said, "I still remember when I was a child, they always said I was fat and bullied me."

"Although I am stronger than them, they run away after they finish cursing, and I can't catch them no matter what I do."

"In the end, you were the one who stood up for me."

Meijia said, "Of course! You're under my protection. If I don't help you, who will?"

[In her inner world, Mika tugged at the hem of her clothes, feeling embarrassed.]

Actually... it's mainly because Lin Dapang is incredibly generous. Helping him once gets me a whole backpack full of snacks and candy.

My elementary school life couldn't be better!

Lin Chuan looked straight at Meijia: "Meijia, I've been grateful to you ever since then... I'm so grateful to you."

"No need to be so polite."

Meijia waved her hand and said, "We're friends."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)