Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 342 The Five Stupid Men

Lin Chuan simply smiled as expected when he heard Meijia's words: "So, as a thank you, how about I treat you to dinner tonight?"

He said rather generously, "You can eat whatever you want, you order and I'll pay."

Wow, you're still as generous as ever.

Meijia wanted to agree immediately, but after hesitating for a moment, she declined, saying, "I can't tonight. I should be busy for the next few days."

Although she thought it would be a waste not to take advantage of someone else's treat, she couldn't just abandon Lu Ziqiao and go have dinner with Lin Dapang without any sense of loyalty, since Lu Ziqiao's situation wasn't resolved yet.

Hmm... thinking about it this way, I feel like I've gotten the short end of the stick.

It's all Lu Ziqiao's fault!

"fine."

Lin Chuan took out his phone and said, "Let's add each other's contact information first, and then we can go out for dinner together whenever you're free."

"it is good."

Meijia took out her phone to add Lin Chuan as a friend, but after they added each other, Meijia noticed a text message that Youyou had sent her.

"Big Fatty, wait a minute, I need to reply to a friend's message."

……

"They're going to exchange contact information."

Zeng Xiaoxian nudged Ziqiao: "Strategist Lü, what do you say?"

"What else can I say?"

Ziqiao snorted, "It's one thing for Chen Meijia to find a playboy, but she actually has to find a playboy who will harm me."

"I can't just stand by and watch my two enemies unite."

He urged, "Let's go, let's go and meet this guy."

Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Ziqiao's arm: "Calm down, Ziqiao, the person on the other side is a martial arts expert."

"What do you care if he practices martial arts or cultivates immortality? We're not looking to fight him. He's not going to start a fight over something, is he?"

Ziqiao grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm and then went behind him, pushing Xiaoxian forward.

"Let's go, everyone keep up!"

Guan Gu and Youyou exchanged a glance, and then quickly followed.

Meijia was still engrossed in replying to Youyou's messages, while Lin Chuan, having nothing else to do, could only look around the bar.

Although his house is quite far from here, he only came here for a few drinks because of some urgent business.

But I'll probably be coming here more often in the future, so it's always good to get familiar with the environment first.

Upon closer inspection, he noticed that the lewd, perverted man in his seventies was striding confidently toward them, accompanied by two other men and a woman.

Lin Chuan's first reaction was that they had come with ill intentions. This sleazy old man must have brought his friends to cause trouble for him and Meijia.

Lin Chuan, who was often bullied and ridiculed by his classmates when he was a child, has a wealth of experience with this situation.

That means striking once to ward off a hundred blows!

No matter what, focus on beating the leader hard. As long as you are fierce enough and hit hard enough, the rest of the underlings will naturally be afraid of you.

Lin Chuan possessed a ruthless streak. He immediately picked up a wine bottle from the table and shouted at the four men, "You bunch of scum, degenerate scoundrels, perverts, what exactly do you want?"

Ziqiao almost laughed in anger upon hearing this. Wasn't this just the thief crying thief?

He sneered, "We're scum, degenerates, perverts, and what are you?"

Seeing that Zi Qiao was backing him up, Zeng Xiaoxian became arrogant again, even though he knew that the four of them combined might not be able to beat the guy in front of him.

"Yes, you should apologize for what you said."

"Apologize? I'll apologize to you after I beat you all into the hospital."

As he spoke, he swung the wine bottle and charged at Zeng Xiaoxian.

When Xiaoxian saw Lin Chuan charging towards him menacingly with a wine bottle, his inflated balloon deflated.

Xiao Xian immediately took off running, cursing as he went: "Damn it, he really does start a fight without warning!"

Seeing this, Ziqiao, Guangu, and Youyou quickly scattered, fearing that the madman might suddenly change his target and smash the wine bottle in his hand at them.

Mika looked up blankly, and it took her several seconds to realize what had happened.

So she quickly shouted, "Lin Da Pang, stop! There's a misunderstanding!"

Using a wine bottle as leverage, Lin Chuan chased Zeng Xiaoxian, who was scrambling around on all fours, until he stopped. Zeng Xiaoxian also hurriedly got up from the ground.

"Mika, what on earth is going on?!"

The five of them asked in unison.

"Come here first, and let me explain slowly to you."

……

After Meijia spent a considerable amount of time explaining the ins and outs of the matter, Lin Chuan and the other three finally understood.

Lin Chuan was very embarrassed after understanding the truth. He apologized to Zeng Xiaoxian, "I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, I misunderstood you."

"It's alright, it was all a misunderstanding," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a generous smile. "Anyway, your bottle didn't end up hitting me."

He then asked hesitantly, "But in your eyes, do I really look like a sleazy, perverted old man born in the 70s?"

Clearly, Zeng Xiaoxian was more concerned about his image than about almost getting his head smashed open.

"Um..." Lin Chuan hesitated, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

Before he could even utter a word, Zeng Xiaoxian was already feeling extremely uncomfortable just from his hesitant expression.

By the time Lin Chuan finally came up with an explanation that could satisfy both Zeng Xiaoxian and his own conscience, Xiaoxian was already clutching his chest and waving his hands in anguish.

"You'd better not say anything. I'm afraid my heart won't be able to take it after you finish."

Youyou patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and said, "Waaaaah, wa ...

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely dumbfounded upon hearing this: "Youyou, what are you talking about?"

Youyou pointed to her tightly closed mouth and continued, "Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaaahhhhhh."

This terrified Zeng Xiaoxian: "Youyou, have you suddenly lost your voice?"

Youyou looked anxious, gesturing wildly, but still kept her mouth tightly shut and kept making loud, whimpering noises.

Finally, Ziqiao couldn't stand it anymore, so he reached out and made a gesture of opening a zipper near Youyou's mouth.

"Alright, Auntie, you can speak now."

Youyou finally breathed a sigh of relief: "I almost suffocated because I couldn't speak!"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows high: "Youyou, you're not keeping your mouth shut because you told Ziqiao you wouldn't say anything next, are you?"

He commented helplessly, "You really are quite stubborn in certain particular areas."

"Teacher Zeng, you don't understand, this is called a sense of conviction."

Youyou patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder again and said, "What I was just about to say is: Teacher Zeng, give up resisting. Your lewdness and perversion are known to everyone."

"Get lost."

Zeng Xiaoxian said irritably.

Guan Gu, being the nice guy, apologized to Lin Chuan on behalf of the four of them: "We're really sorry, we think we scared you just now."

"fine."

Lin Chuan laughed heartily, "You are Meijia's friends, which means you are my friends too."

"Since we're all friends, let's not be too fussy."

He extended his hand to the four people: "Let me formally introduce myself. My name is Lin Chuan. I am Meijia's classmate in elementary and junior high school. I am now an interior designer."

"I'm a good man, I'm Zeng Xiaoxian~" Zeng Xiaoxian held Lin Chuan's hand and instinctively uttered his catchphrase.

He chuckled and said, "My name is Zeng Xiaoxian, and I'm a TV host."

Guan Gu followed closely and shook hands with Lin Chuan: "My name is Guan Gu Shenqi, I'm from Yokohama, Japan, and I'm a cartoonist."

"My name is Tang Youyou, and I am an actress."

Seeing Lin Chuan's hand outstretched in front of him, Zi Qiao felt a little guilty and disdainful.

[Just introduce yourself, why bring up your identity and profession?]

This is a very private matter, okay?

However, he still shook Lin Chuan's hand and introduced himself, "My name is Lü Ziqiao, and I am a...female psychological counselor."

"cut."

Meijia curled her lip: "You call yourself a female psychological counselor? You're quite something if a bunch of girls want to kill you for your counseling."

Lin Chuan laughed and said, "As for the Sea King Lu Xiaobu, Meijia has already introduced you to him."

"Although I don't quite understand your so-called rules of the underworld, it's commendable that you're willing to stand up for your friends."

"Even if you're really good, it's useless."

Ziqiao, with drooping eyes and a listless expression, said, "It seems my fishing plan has completely failed."

Ziqiao is extremely upset right now.

If this fishing plan fails, it means that as long as the situation of the enemy being in the dark and us being in the light will continue, we will always be at a disadvantage in this battle.

As the saying goes, it's easy to dodge a spear in the open, but hard to guard against an arrow in the dark.

He can't be like someone with paranoia, living in constant fear that someone is trying to harm him.

Of course, what bothered Ziqiao the most was that he knew his current distress had nothing to do with the predicament he was facing.

Meijia, Xiaoxian, Guangu, and Youyou all sighed in unison.

"What should we do now?"

Seeing the five of them looking so dejected, Lin Chuan suddenly felt that Meijia's friends weren't very bright.

"Ziqiao, were you slapped in this bar the past few days?"

"Um."

Distracted, Ziqiao nodded in reply.

"oh."

Lin Chuan hesitated for a long time before saying, "I'm a bit blunt, please don't mind me."

"Since Ziqiao has been slapped in this bar for so many days, it means that all those people's instigation and provocation happened in the bar."

"So, besides this so-called fishing scheme... have you considered trying to ask the bartender who was on duty at the time, or simply finding a reason to ask them for the bar's CCTV footage?"

"Holy crap, you can do that?!"

Ziqiao and the other four spoke up in unison.

They exchanged a glance and then covered their faces with their hands in shame.

Everyone was keeping watch and putting on an act, busy all afternoon, only to find out now that all they needed to do was ask the bartender?

How come none of the five of them could think of something so simple?

That's so stupid!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)