Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 344 The Night Zhang Wei Didn't Know (Part 2)

Ziqiao and Xiaoxian, with their backs bent and backs hunched, slowly and stealthily made their way to the corner of the billiards area in the bar.

They cautiously peeked out from around the corner, peering carefully into the billiards area. Sure enough, they spotted a muscular man dressed in all black playing billiards with another man and woman.

Zi Qiao let out a smug laugh: "I've finally found you! We'll make sure you wish you were dead!"

"Hehehehe..."

Xiao Xian patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder: "Zi Qiao, we're the good guys, can you please stop smiling like that, it's so creepy?"

"All right."

Ziqiao withdrew his head, but Zeng Xiaoxian was still peeking around.

"No way, this guy's muscles are like they've been injected with growth hormones. How can someone like Superman be Aquaman?"

Xiao Xian turned to Zi Qiao and teased, "It seems like anyone can get into your circle."

As he spoke, he straightened his hair, revealing a melancholy look in his eyes, much like Tony Leung's.

"If even this muscular hunk can be a player, then I think I'm not so bad either."

Ziqiao smiled disdainfully: "At least they have a muscular physique. Many of them are rich, middle-aged women in their thirties or forties, like wolves and tigers, like hungry and thirsty women who like that type."

"Teacher Zeng, what about you? What do you have?"

He patted Zeng Xiaoxian's greasy belly: "With all that fat on you, even a butcher would find it disgusting. I think you should just give up."

"Get lost!"

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered angrily.

After he finished cursing, he seemed to realize something and instinctively felt that something was wrong, so he looked back again.

"Why does this person look so familiar?"

He thought about it carefully, and suddenly his pupils contracted violently, and a scream almost came out of Xiaoxian's throat.

Fortunately, Zi Qiao reacted quickly and covered Zeng Xiaoxian's open mouth, preventing him from alerting Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian broke free from Ziqiao's grasp, his face contorted in pain: "I remember who he is! He's that perverted latrine-scooping guy!"

"What the hell? A latrine-scooping pervert?"

Ziqiao asked curiously, "You mean he's actually gay?"

"Oh no, that's not it!"

Immediately afterwards, Zeng Xiaoxian told Ziqiao in detail what had just happened.

After hearing the whole story, Ziqiao clutched his stomach and burst into silent, maniacal laughter.

"Oh my God, oh my God..."

He squatted down, laughing wildly as he pounded Zeng Xiaoxian's thigh repeatedly.

Ziqiao wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes; he felt like he was about to burst from laughing.

"My goodness, I never expected such a coincidence."

"Comfortable!

"Cool!!!"

Ziqiao immediately felt refreshed. If he wasn't afraid that shouting would alert the enemy, he would have even planned to sing a song to celebrate this rare coincidence in his life.

"Feed!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, with a sullen face, lightly kicked Zi Qiao: "You've been squatting here for over a minute now. You should at least tell me what happened first."

He rubbed his thigh and complained, "And could you please slap your thigh next time you laugh like that? It really hurts!"

Ziqiao continued to laugh wildly, so much so that he no longer had the strength to stand up.

So Ziqiao could only reach out to Zeng Xiaoxian to help him up: "Let's... let's find a secluded place to talk."

Xiao Xian helped Zi Qiao to an empty seat, and then he told Xiao Xian the truth.

Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide in surprise upon hearing this, his face filled with disbelief.

"So that pervert was shoveling latrines because he was so scared of you that he slipped and fell in with poop?"

He exclaimed, "He's such a big guy, with such swollen muscles, and he just fell on his butt because you suddenly kicked the door?"

"This is outrageous!"

Ziqiao was so tired from laughing that he was slumped over the table, unable to straighten up. He waved his hand and said, "Although it sounds absurd, I don't think there's a more reasonable explanation."

"Teacher Zeng, what do you think?"

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and pondered for a while before nodding in agreement.

Then it was Zeng Xiaoxian's turn to burst into uncontrollable laughter.

He pounded the table, laughing so hard he almost fell over, and it took him several minutes before he said something meaningful.

"It seems that Guan Gu was right after all; one should never do bad things in this life."

Even if you feel that your bad deeds have gone unnoticed, if you do too many bad things, God will come to punish you.

Ziqiao said rather smugly, "I think Guan Yu still cares about me. Even though I've been getting slapped in the face every day these past few days, I'm still much luckier than that bastard."

He clasped his hands together and murmured to himself, "Thank you, Second Master; thank you, Heaven; thank you, God; thank you, Latin Allah, for giving me this chance."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and asked Ziqiao, "So what should we do next?"

Ziqiao shook his head, lowering his eyes to conceal the hunting desire within them: "No rush. Once we find out who's pulling these dirty tricks, I have plenty of ways to deal with them!"

He glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you don't need to get involved in the aftermath of this matter anymore. Just leave it to me."

"How could I?" Zeng Xiaoxian refused without hesitation. "This whole thing started because of me, so I definitely have to help you."

"No need, you've already accomplished your mission by helping me find these people."

Zi Qiao smirked: "Besides, the methods I'm going to use aren't exactly clean, and someone as morally fastidious as you can't help me much."

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian gasped upon hearing this. Even with Ziqiao's moral standards, he felt that what he was about to do was not very clean. He didn't even dare to think about what he was going to do.

"Ziqiao, they only punctured your tires for a few days and prevented you from picking up girls for a few days. You don't have to go to such lengths, do you?"

The kind-hearted Zeng Xiaoxian said with trepidation.

Ziqiao simply shrugged and said, "As the saying goes, what's the point of talking about chivalry with these crooked and evil ways?"

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was about to try to persuade him again, he patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Teacher Zeng, don't worry, I know what I'm doing, and I definitely won't do anything illegal or criminal."

"It's just that if I don't teach these self-important guys who come looking for trouble for no reason a lesson once and for all, I'm afraid they'll forget the pain and come looking for trouble again after a while."

In fact, Ziqiao only told half of what he meant. If these guys just wanted to cause trouble for him, then he certainly wasn't afraid.

He started wandering the world in his teens, and after all these years, he's seen it all.

If these guys had come straight at him, Ziqiao might have admired them for being tough guys.

But what he was worried about was that these guys were immoral and had no bottom line and wanted to harm the people around him. If something happened, how could he face everyone?

So this time Ziqiao is definitely going to go all out. If he doesn't make these guys run away at the mere mention of my name, Lü Xiaobu, he'll be their grandson for a week!

I shouldn't call myself Lü Xiaobu anymore; I might as well call myself Sun Yizhou (Sun Yizhou).

Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment upon hearing this, but in the end he sighed helplessly.

Although he did not agree with Zi Qiao's idea of ​​severely punishing these guys, if one side had to become the victim, then this choice was not something Zeng Xiaoxian, who was never good at making choices, had to hesitate about.

"Ziqiao, if you can't handle it by yourself, just tell us, and we'll definitely help you take them down."

"Good brother." Ziqiao laughed and punched Zeng Xiaoxian.

So the two of them traveled together and returned to where Mika and the others were.

While Ziqiao and Xiaoxian went to find Qiaoyi, the naturally gossipy Youyou had already started to find amusement in the new classmate Lin Chuan. Her gossipy questions made Meijia and Guangu, who were standing to the side, very embarrassed.

Meijia, in particular, felt extremely uncomfortable, as if she were sitting on pins and needles, with a thorn in her side and a fishbone stuck in her throat.

You know, Meijia usually had fun with Youyou, so at that time she didn't think there was anything wrong with their behavior.

But when she herself became part of the fun, Mika became depressed.

She finally understood why Nanfeng had repeatedly warned her not to ask too many questions when Nuolan came.

Mika really didn't want to experience that feeling of having friends on both sides and feeling uncomfortable no matter which side she sided with.

Fortunately, Lin Chuan was cheerful and didn't take these things to heart.

Faced with Youyou's gossipy questions, he answered every single one. Even though Youyou asked a lot of questions, Lin Chuan never showed the slightest bit of annoyance.

When Ziqiao and Xiaoxian returned, they explained the whole story to Youyou and the others in detail.

Everyone present burst into laughter, filling the bar with a joyful atmosphere.

After learning that Zi Qiao wanted to take drastic measures to deal with these playboys and playgirls, Guangu and Xiaoxian both disagreed with Zi Qiao's actions. However, Meijia and Youyou, the two girls, wholeheartedly agreed with Zi Qiao's idea.

One of them had been struggling in the martial arts world for many years, while the other had worked her way up from an extra with no role to a supporting character with some screen time. Along the way, they had encountered countless demons and monsters.

As the saying goes, it's easier to deal with the King of Hell than with his underlings.

If we don't teach these self-righteous scumbags a lesson and make them fearful, there will definitely be endless trouble in the future.

After chatting about everyday matters for a while, Lin Chuan took his leave.

"Everyone, I have something to do tonight, so I'll be taking my leave now."

Lin Chuan smiled and waved goodbye to Meijia: "Don't forget to contact me when you have time. I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat."

Meijia smiled brightly: "Then it's a deal. You can't go back on your word later."

"It's not like I've ever lied to you."

"That's right, you always keep your word."

She glanced at Zi Qiao as she spoke.

We're both men, so why is it that some men keep their word and are as good as their word, while others just don't keep their promises?

How sad.

After Lin Chuan left, Meijia said with a hint of pride, "How about it? My little brother here is a good guy, isn't he?"

"It's really good."

Youyou, Guangu, and Xiaoxian all nodded in agreement. Apart from his crazy and ruthless fighting style, Lin Chuan was truly remarkable in every other aspect.

Only Ziqiao reluctantly snorted, "If you ask me, he's just average... but he's more than good enough for you."

"You dead man!" Mika roared.

What does it mean to be "just average, but more than good enough for me"?

Does that mean I'm only a good match for a scumbag like you?

Youyou's eyes were blazing with gossip. She grabbed Meijia's arm anxiously and asked, "So, so, what do you think of him?"

"What, how is it?"

Meijia looked completely bewildered: "Didn't I just say that my little brother is pretty good?"

Youyou said anxiously, "Oh dear, I wasn't asking what he is like, I was asking what your feelings for him are!"

"I feel..." Mika thought for a moment while chewing on a lollipop before saying, "The sun is shining brightly, and I'm reuniting with old friends. I feel great."

Seeing that Meijia didn't understand what Youyou meant, Xiaoxian grinned mischievously and said, "Youyou wants to ask you, since you don't like Lin Chuan, do you have any intention of developing a romantic relationship with him?"

Meijia chuckled upon hearing this, as if amused by Teacher Zeng's words: "Me? With Lin Dapang?"

"How is that possible?!"

She looked at everyone with a strange expression: "You all know that I'm a looks-oriented person, just like Curry."

"When Lin Da Pang was a child, he was so fat and short, and incredibly dark-skinned. How could I possibly have feelings for him?"

Youyou opened her eyes wide in surprise; she didn't quite understand Meijia's logic.

"Lin Chuan was chubby and short when he was a child, which doesn't contradict the fact that he's a handsome guy now."

Meijia was taken aback by what she heard, and after a while she came to her senses and said "Oh".

"Yeah, he's a really handsome guy now."

After thinking about it carefully, Meijia waved her hand and said, "No, no, in my memory he is the same dark-skinned, chubby little guy from before."

"Besides, Lin Chuan only treats me as his older sister, okay?"

Everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.

If he wasn't interested in you, why would he be chatting with you and offering to treat you to meals?

Does Mika really think that she, as a big sister who has been around for who knows how many years, has any real status?

"Meijia, I think Lin Chuan is really good. You should seriously consider him."

Meijia frowned, considered for less than three seconds, then shook her head frantically: "I can't even think about it."

She looked at Youyou and her eyes lit up: "Youyou, if you think he's a good match, I can help you two get together."

"だめだ!だめだ! (No!)".

Guan Gu's instinctive shout startled Mei Jia. She glared at him angrily and said, "I introduced Youyou to someone, and even my nephew Zi Qiao didn't object. Why are you so agitated, Guan Gu?"

Guan Gu was taken aback by what he heard, and then he said awkwardly, "I think Youyou is still in the rising stage of her career, so she shouldn't be in a hurry to find a boyfriend (other than me)."

"Who said that?"

Youyou pouted and said, "When I went home for Chinese New Year this year, everyone in my family kept urging me to go on blind dates. I'm so anxious to find a boyfriend, you know?"

"Really?"

Guan Gu's eyes lit up instantly.

"Oh……"

When Meijia saw Xiaoxian covering his mouth and snickering, and Ziqiao looking at Guangu with a displeased expression, she instantly understood.

original……

[Guan Gu, you're really something.]

Meijia immediately became gossipy, her bright eyes constantly shifting between Guangu and Youyou.

Meijia's unusual behavior left Youyou completely bewildered: "Meijia, what are you doing?"

"It's nothing."

Meijia touched Youyou's face and said meaningfully, "I just think that bystanders see things more clearly than those involved."

"What do you mean?"

Youyou was completely baffled.

After chatting for a while, everyone returned to the apartment.

That evening, Youyou stopped Ziqiao from going out to have fun.

"Tell me, what are your thoughts?"

With her arms crossed, Youyou spoke in an imposing manner.

"What are you thinking?"

Ziqiao said "Oh": "You mean I'm asking how I plan to deal with those guys?"

"Don't worry, I'll make them regret messing with me."

"That's not what I meant. I meant Mika."

Youyou looked at her unreliable nephew: "What are you going to do if Meijia really gets together with Lin Chuan?"

"What to do? Just deal with it!"

Ziqiao shrugged nonchalantly: "I can control everything, but I can't control my ex-girlfriend's dating life."

"If I were to manage my ex-girlfriends' dating lives, I'd be exhausted with all of them."

"So you mean we shouldn't do anything about it?" Youyou asked again to confirm.

Ziqiao was a little annoyed: "Meijia and I are just roommates, at most ex-boyfriends and girlfriends, why should I care about her?"

"Besides... that Lin Chuan is really quite good."

Youyou sighed and tiptoed to gently pat Ziqiao's head.

"I'm your aunt. We grew up together. I would even say I know you better than your parents do."

"I know that Mika is different from your other ex-girlfriends."

She paused, as if she couldn't bear to say what was about to come.

But Youyou gritted her teeth and said cruelly, "But you don't have the ability or the awareness to give a girl happiness right now."

"Meijia is a good girl. If you can't give her the stability she wants, let her make her own choice."

"My dear nephew, let's just let things take their course, okay?"

Ziqiao remained silent for a moment before casually saying, "I know, I know."

He scoffed and muttered something under his breath.

"How annoying!"

……

As a seasoned hunter, Ziqiao knew that he needed enough patience and wisdom to make his prey fall into his trap. So for the next few days, he continued to act as if nothing had happened, drinking and chasing girls as usual.

Meanwhile, those playboys continued to relentlessly cause trouble for Zi Qiao, revealing his true identity every now and then, which resulted in Zi Qiao getting slapped several times.

These past few days, Yifei has been introducing Zhanbo to various dreams that are suitable for him. Unfortunately, all of Yifei's so-called suitable dreams for Zhanbo are just dreams that she thinks are suitable for him.

Zhanbo was naturally very unhappy about this, so he went downstairs to Xiao Hei's place more and more frequently.

Zhang Wei is currently very troubled, as he is about to graduate with a master's degree and is burdened with worries.

Although he had made ample preparations for his upcoming thesis defense and had already found a job, his professor had assured him that he would graduate smoothly.

However, Zhang Wei was still very nervous, so much so that he couldn't sleep at night, just like Zhanbo.

To ensure he had enough energy to cope with what was to come, he specifically asked Nanfeng for some sleeping pills and melatonin tonight.

After drinking it along with steaming hot milk, Zhang Wei drifted off to sleep peacefully.

Finally, Zhang Wei had a wonderful dream.

Even though his dreams were filled with all sorts of nonsensical romance novels like the Emperor, the Fifth Prince, and Ziwei, Zhang Wei still felt like he was sleeping soundly, as if the aroma of warm milk was wafting into his nose.

The first rays of morning sunlight streamed through the bedroom window, affectionately kissing Zhang Wei's bronze skin.

Zhang Wei lay naked on the bed in a U-shape, a lewd and obscene smile on his face.

"My beloved concubine~ My beloved concubine~"

Zhang Wei murmured softly in his sleep.

As time slowly passed and the temperature of the sunlight gradually rose, Zhang Wei unconsciously wanted to escape.

He rolled over to lie on his right side, raised his left hand high, and then brought it down heavily.

As a crisp sound reached his ears, Zhang Wei, half-asleep, subconsciously reached out and gently scratched with his left hand. His fingertips felt as if they were touching a peeled, smooth egg.

Zhang Wei was half asleep, his confused mind seemingly unable to comprehend what this sensation meant in a short time; he simply instinctively felt that the sensation was very comfortable.

So he continued to dream with his eyes half-closed and a lewd grin on his face, muttering to himself, "My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine, after I marry the Empress Dowager... I will make you a princess."

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Three minutes later, Zhang Wei's brain finally began to work slowly, and he gradually understood what the tactile sensation from his palm meant.

Zhang Wei suddenly opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was a naked, fair and smooth body.

My hand is resting squarely on someone's chest.

Zhang Wei was completely stunned, and he began to wonder if he was having a nightmare.

He instinctively wanted to pinch himself hard to see if he was dreaming.

However, Zhang Wei subconsciously used his left hand.

Then, with a firm squeeze of his left hand, he heard a lazy call in his ear.

Zhang Wei felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

Perhaps because of the pain, the person sharing his bed finally opened his eyes, which were as small as mung beans.

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes and saw Zhang Wei, who was naked, staring at him blankly with his eyes open. His hand was even reaching to his chest.

He looked down and realized he was naked from the waist up, then looked up blankly and met Zhang Wei's gaze.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

After nearly half a minute of silence, a series of earth-shattering screams suddenly erupted from the small bedroom!

"Aaaaaah!!!"

Here it comes!

I originally wanted to end it before Xiaoxian opened her eyes, that would have been very exciting.

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